#the dude was flirting with E V E R Y O N E

[pinkbrries]

— A–Z with June —

[find hannah’s version here] | [find izabella’s version here] | june’s masterlist

➤ A is for… after experiencing “feelings” i’ve decided that this just isn’t for me, but thank you for the opportunity

➤ B is for… *talking to heeseung* bro your vibes are so cool and you’re amazing… hold my hand bro

➤ C is for… call it whatever you want: an ‘accident’ or a ‘near death experience’ but the truth is: that was a vibe check from god

➤ D is for… dude, at this point? i think the easiest way to feel ‘wanted’ is to simply rob a bank / [jake looking at her with concern] noona, don’t

➤ E is for… everyone here must know that it’s not blood that runs through these veins but glitter gel pen ink

➤ F is for… fortunately for me but unfortunately for my company, i will keep doing whatever i want

➤ G is for… *looking at the i-land cameras* good morning! … but at what cost

➤ H is for… *reading a weird comment on vlive* haha yeah–uhm, babygirl… there is something obviously wrong with your brain… haha

➤ I is for… i suck at flirting, i end up fighting with them instead:/

➤ J is for… just so everyone know, this is my emotional support song, so nope, i won’t change it

➤ K is for… kisses? the only person that deserve my kisses is kim sunoo<3

➤ L is for… *trying to imitate jake* LETS GAUUUUURRRR

➤ M is for… mmh yeah, i’m not going to wear my contacts anymore, i’ve seen enough

➤ N is for… next time i’m opening to someone is during my autopsy

➤ O is for… okay but whoever has my voodoo doll, please kiss its forehead, i need it

➤ P is for… *’02 liners nagging at june because she won a game* [june looking behind the camera] pd-nim! they simply hate to see a girl boss winning

➤ Q is for… *during her solo vlive* question here engenes: do you ever want to just yell in someone’s face to date you? because same

➤ R is for… *singing at jay* row row row your boat, far away from me~

➤ S is for… sometimes it’s you and your cute comfy oversized sweater against the world and that’s okay

➤ T is for… *winks at the sky* this is for the aliens

➤ U is for… *reading a comment* ‘unnie, can you recommend me some musicals?’ yeah, i really like musicals but like, the real good musicals, for example the barbie movies–

➤ V is for… velvet? oh, as red velvet sunbaenim! [starts dancing ‘red flavor’ out of the blue]

➤ W is for… what can i say? i’m charming and irresponsible– i mean– irresistible;)

➤ X is for… *reading a math question in weekly idol* x+2y+6– wait a minute, JUNE! [raises her hand] THAT’S A TXT SUNBAENIM’S SONG! / [mc’s start laughing] no june, this is an actual math problem / oh…

➤ Y is for… you say you have a crush on a boy, but is he kim hongjoong sunbaenim? min yoongi sunbaenim? jeon wonwoo sunbaenim? because if he’s not, then thank you, next

➤ Z is for… zebras are so cool though, they didn’t want to be normal horses so they decided on painting stripes on theirselves… good for them

#enhypen 8th member #enhypen oc #enhypen au #enhypen female oc #enhypen female member #enhypen female addition #enhypen addition #enhypen #kpop female addition #kpop addition #kpop added member

[universe-4]

KAI — A TO Z

A . . . “and so what if i quote another tiktok?”

B . . . “babe… why is there a shrek cutout in the bedroom?”

C . . . “can you maybe… i don’t know… just not yell?”

D . . . “don’t ask me why i’m wearing an avocado face mask.”

E . . . “even if i woke up tomorrow morning and you were a worm, i’d still love you just the same!”

F . . . “fuck you! i am very much a reliable person!”

G . . . “good god. no wonder i can’t focus…”

H . . . “hello? is this domino’s pizza? yes, i’m calling to make a complaint… i didn’t order a hot delivery guy with my pizza, tell him to stop flirting. my boyfriend is very protective of me.”

I . . . “if you three don’t stop teasing me, i am literally 30 seconds away from accidentally leaking my secret folder of blackmail memes of the group onto the twitter account!”

J . . . “jihun, drop the essex accent please i can’t understand you right now!”

K . . . “karma is a bitch to everyone else but me, which is what the ‘k’ stands for”

L . . . “let me have a minute… i just watched the blood sweat & tears music video.”

M . . . “man, it must be so exhausting to be so cute and sexy at the same time… it’s a full time job”

N . . . “no, babe, please just remove the shrek cutout. i can feel it staring at me even if it’s in the closet”

O . . . “oh shit — that’s hot”

P . . . “please stop calling me a giraffe because of my long neck, i’m literally a squirrel!”

Q . . . “quiet, please! i’m trying to procrastinate!”

R . . . “really? that’s what you’re worried about?”

S . . . “sunwoo. it’s always been sunwoo.” your honor, a simp.

T . . . “the next time you speed to my place, you’re sleeping on the couch”

U . . . “until now, i’ve never really known what it felt like to have so many people believe in me… it feels strange”

V . . . “vine… what an app, she deserved better.”

W . . . “what are we doing tonight? you removed the shrek cutout from your room…”

X . . . “xylophones are WEIRD, dude, but you didn’t hear it from me”

Y . . . “you know i’m a teenager stuck in a 22-year-old’s body, right?”

Z . . . “zelda is kinda overrated. there, i said it!”

#‘𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 // sunkai #district4 ::: kai #universe4 ::: a to z #fictional idol community

[miyanom]

A-Z FLUFF ALPHABET (j.kirstein)

A CTIVITIES - What do they like to do with their s/o? How do they spend their free time with them?

Jean loves spending time with you, no matter what you two happen to be doing. Though his favourite thing to do with you is just watch a movie and relax, especially because he loves resting his head in your lap while you run your fingers through his hair.

B EAUTY - What do they admire about their s/o? What do they think is beautiful about them?

Jean, being the person he is, would say everything.

He loves your laugh, your smile, the way you look at him when he says a stupid joke that no one else enjoyed.

C OMFORT - How would they help their s/o when they feel down/have a panic attack etc.?

If you’re feeling down, he’ll buy/cook your favourite food and just stay by your side till your ready to talk. And if you just want time alone, he’ll give that to you but will always make sure you know he’s there when you’re ready.

D REAMS - How do they picture their future with their s/o?

He’s been dreaming about a future with you from really early on. Similar to the dream he has in canon, he sees you both moving in together one day and maybe starting a family together.

He wants kids, but it wouldn’t be a deal breaker honestly. He loves you so much, and if you don’t want kids, he’s fine with settling for a dog or cat.

E QUAL - Are they the dominant one in the relationship, or rather passive?

Things would be super equal for the two of you. If there’s something concerning the both of you, he would never make a decision without trying to get your opinion on it first.

He values communication in the relationship, so you both come to decisions together unless it’s an on the spot thing.

F IGHT - Would they be easy to forgive their s/o? How are they fighting?

While Jean hates fighting with you, he’s also pretty stubborn, and it makes the fight worse than how it originally started out.

Due to how much he hates fighting with you, Jean separates himself from the argument, either going to a different room or leaving the apartment altogether to give you both the time to cool down.

G RATITUDE - How grateful are they in general? Are they aware of what their s/o is doing for them?

He’s very grateful! He loves doing things for you, but when you do things for him? He’ll hug you and tell you how much he loves you, even if the thing you did was something super small.

H ONESTY - Do they have secrets they hide from their s/o? Or do they share everything?

Jean tends to share everything with you. In general, he’s just a very honest person.

I NSPIRATION - Did their s/o change them somehow, or the other way around? Like trying out new things or helped them overcome personal problems?

Before meeting you, Jean was constantly in a crappy mood, usually taking it on Eren more than anybody. He was also quite a flirt, not a serious player but like annoyingly flirty.

After meeting you, he calmed down a little. He swears it wasn’t because of you or anything, but his friends say otherwise.

J EALOUSY - Do they get jealous easily? How do they deal with it?

I wouldn’t say it’s often, but when people neither of you know start getting a little too close, he does get jealous.

He’d probably try keeping it to himself, but communication is a big thing in your relationship so he does let you know. At least after he intimidates the person by wrapping his arms around you and kissing you in front of them.

K ISS - Are they a good kisser? What was the first kiss like?

Jean is a great kisser, at least he is when you both get past the shyness and awkwardness of the first stage in the relationship.

Despite how much of a flirt he was before meeting you, you were probably his first kiss. So you can guarantee he was a stuttering, blushing mess when you pulled away after the first kiss.

L OVE CONFESSION - How would they confess to their s/o?

I talked about this in another post!!

M ARRIAGE - Do they want to get married? How do they propose? What would the marriage be like?

Jean definitely wants to marry you, and he would know that from pretty early on in the relationship. Waking up by your side after you stay the night just isn’t the same, he wants to wake up and call you his wife/husband/partner.

He would want to plan the most cliche date, a fancy dinner, maybe a movie, before going someplace important to the both of you where he would pop the question. However, he just can’t wait. He’ll probably wake up beside you on one of those mornings, and just ask you out of nowhere.

N ICKNAMES - What do they call their s/o?

Of course he calls you the common ones like babe/baby, mostly in a joking manner. When he’s seriously being all lovey-dovey, it’s nicknames like sweetheart, princess/prince, angel.

O N CLOUD NINE - What are they like when they are in love? Is it obvious for others? How do they express their feelings?

Jean, when in love, is so obvious about his feelings. He’s always blushing around you, he has a hard time speaking to you clearly, and he stares at you in such a loving manner.

He expresses his feelings through actions, as he’s a believer that actions speak louder than words! However, that doesn’t stop him from also reassuring you with words too, as he understands that some people need to actually hear it.

P DA - Are they upfront about their relationship? Do they brag with their s/o in front of others? Or are they rather shy to kiss etc. when others are watching?

At the start he’s fairly shy, not doing much when others are around. But when you two grow comfortable with each other, and he knows whether or not you also enjoy pda, there is no stopping him from straight up kissing you in front of other people.

He’s also the type to always be holding your hand when you’re out and about. He’s such a touchy boyfriend, always wanting to be touching part of you in some way.

Q UIRK - Some random ability they have that's beneficial in a relationship.

This dude can cook. Having spent a lot of time with his mother growing up, he picked up on a few things from her.

A lot of your dates are just staying home, enjoying meals that Jean makes for the two of you.

R OMANCE - How romantic are they? What would they do to make their s/o happy? Cliché or rather creative?

Jean is a huge romantic. But he’s constantly torn between cliche dates and creative ones. You go from dates where you draw each other at the park, to fancy dinner dates and a movie.

S UPPORT - Are they helping their s/o achieve their goals? Do they believe in them?

Jean calls himself your no.1 supporter for a reason! Whether it’s staying up till 2am to help you study, or running errands for you in his free time so you don’t have to worry about anything other than your goal. He’s there for you every step of the way!

T HRILL - Do they need to try out new things to spice out your relationship? Or do they prefer a certain routine?

I personally feel like when you fall into comfortable routine, Jean loves it the most. But if you want to spice things up, it’s not like he’ll stop you.

U NDERSTANDING - How good do they know their partner? Are they empathetic?

Jean knows you pretty well, he’s good at reading people. When you’re getting to know each other, he takes notes in his head about things you like and dislike, and probably never forgot them.

If you’re in a bad mood, he can tell just from a simple text, and you can bet he’s already on his way to pick up your favourite sweet food.

V ALUE - How important is the relationship to them? What is it’s worth in comparison to other things in their life?

Like I said earlier, Jean is absolutely in love with you. So the relationship means a lot to him, especially since you both were friends before anything began to take a romantic turn.

If Jean listed the people in his life, it would be his family at the very top of the list, followed by his friends: lucky for you, he counts you as his family.

W ILD CARD - A random fluff headcanon.

Jean rides a motorcycle. He has a car too, sure, but whenever he picks you up he takes the motorcycle. He knows it’s dangerous in comparison to a car, but he likes the security that comes with having your arms around him when riding.

X OXO - Are they very affectionate? Do they love to kiss and cuddle?

Jean is very very affectionate. If you’re together at either of your apartments, there’s no way you’re not cuddling. He’ll be complaining about having to let you go even if you only need him to so you can go to the bathroom.

Y EARNING - How will they cope when they’re missing their partner?

Jean hates it when you’re not around, whether you’re super busy or you’ve just gone away for a little, he hates it.

He likes being around you even if it’s in utter silence, so you two often FaceTime while just going about your daily night time routines. He probably watches you for a minute or two if you fall asleep on call, and he doesn’t hang up until the next morning.

Z EAL - Are they willing to go to great lengths for the relationship? If so, what kind of?

I think Jean would go to great lengths for the relationship in terms that he would branch out of his comfort zone just to understand you a little better.

If a bad fight broke out between the two of you, and he realises that he’s being just a little too stubborn, he would let go his pride and be the first to apologise in fear of losing you. It says a lot, because he’s not usually like that. Typically he lets things cool down a little before trying to apologise.

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hii! can I request levihan headcanons? loved the vets trio one,, thank youu♥️

Levihan Headcanons

[A/n: Hi, Thank you for being my first requester! I’m a huge fan of Levihan myself and I’m drafting a fanfiction for them. I really hope you like my headcanons about the ship! Thank you :) ]

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Levi Ackerman

Levi fucking a d o r e s Hanji.

Like he sits there and calls her names like shitty glasses and four eyes, but in reality he is screaming on the inside because he loves her eyes.

One time she didn’t wear her glasses at night and ran into a door. Levi showed his soft side for like 5 minutes because he actually got scared she hurt her head when she was just laughing about it

Usually when in public and she hurts herself, he acts unfazed. But in private he turns into a little mom-

But 9/10 when she actually does something stupid as fuck he seriously isn’t fazed anymore

When they take showers together, he really likes to wash her hair. He claims it’s satisfying because her hair is so soft.

Levi and her don’t sleep together much because they are always super busy, but when they do, Levi is a l w a y s the little spoon

But that’s okay because hange doesn’t mind being big spoon

One day he told her if she didn’t brush her teeth then he would never kiss her again and she got really upsetti spaghetti

But she did it anyways-

These guys FUCK LIKE RABBITS- like when I say they don’t stop; they just d o n t.

Like for some reason when they are together, it can go on for ages and they both still have fun

I mean yes they climax multiple times but these dudes just l o v e to fuck on another level that’s seriously scary

Levi lives for the fact Hanji is a switch-

One time Hanji slipped some weak whiskey into his tea, and Levi didn’t notice because he was too tired. He ended up plastered because he’s such a lightweight and she had to take care of him for the rest of the night

When they both get a day off together, they like to go for walks.

Hanji talks about Titans the entire time and Levi just sighs and listens

He doesn’t have much to talk about so he enjoys listening to her ramble forever.

Levi really appreciates the fact that Hanji is super intelligent. He himself isn’t too academically smart so being with someone who is that way is very refreshing to him.

He actually never dated anyone until meeting Hanji

Sometimes he fantasizes about marrying her to help him fall asleep/deal with his insomnia

When he sleeps with her, he sleeps like a rock and doesn’t get nightmares

He has definitely been cradled before by Hanji from having PTSD attacks

Hanji tries to make him tea but it never comes out good.

He still drinks it and pretends it’s the best tea he’s ever had-

But usually they are dead honest with each other. Hurting each other’s feelings in nearly impossible because they are both super sarcastic

Now that I think about it, their flirting would be through sarcasm

Loves to dance with Hanji to Classical music.

Levi relies on Hanji to spill tea about the drama going on with the kids in the survey corps

It’s literally how he knows everything about them- I mean yes he’s very intelligent in the matter of reading people but he’s a captain, he’s too busy to focus on them 24/7

But Hanji happens to figure out everything and blabber it all to him so it’s a win/win situation-

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Hanji Zoë

Dear god does Hanji love this man

She thinks she started to fall for him when he walked away from her when she started to talk about Titans.

Why that of all things? Apparently to her that meant she got to “chase her prey”

I mean Hanji is slightly insane so it makes sense to me

anYWHO- Hanji has been through really bad relationships in her past so she was scared of falling for Levi

But Levi treats her really well in bed and out ;)

She actually trusts Levi more than anyone

Hanji really likes to message his hands for some reason

She claims they are soft like baby hands

Levi gets really annoyed when she says that-

One time she brought Levi breakfast in bed on his first day off in over a month and it made him almost cry

Like he was so happy that she did that-

Hanji is actually bad at cooking but she tries super hard. Levi knows this so he eats her food no matter how bad the taste is

Honestly they were a match made in heaven because of the fact he grew up in the underground so therefore he can stomach anything and everything with an unphased look. Including hanjis food

She has fantasized about Levi being a Titan shifter and wOW

Some nights Hanji cries because she constantly thinks and overthinks things like if Levi gets eaten

But Levi always finds her when she does cry (she goes and hides in a secret place like a closet) and holds her

So yes, he has held a crying Hanji in his lap while sitting in a closet

She tries to hide when she cries because she thinks if Levi sees she has a weak side then he won’t love her anymore like her ex’s did

Poor baby 🥺

But Levi comforts her nonetheless because of the times she has been there to comfort him

Her favorite drink is when Levi makes her Tea and puts a spoonful of honey in it.

There was a time when they both got sick and they had to take care of each other

When on her period and cramps are worse than usual, she forces Levi to carry her around like a kid

Levi goes out to the market and tries to find carrot cake for her before she even ask for it because he knows exactly what she likes.

As a prank she bought Levi the most expensive and nicest of cleaning supplies for his birthday...

But he didn’t think it was a prank and actually loved the gift-

She ended up pretending that it wasn’t a prank and saving his actual gift for some other time

Has a tiny plant growing in her office that she named after him

Levi doesn’t like that she named her plant after him and gets frustrated about it

So instead she pokes jabs at his name by calling the plant tiny-

Everytime they brawl/train together, after a few minutes of going back and forth she does some dirty trick to make him lose attention and it works

Hanji usually ends up on top but he’s starting to get used to her tricks now

But it always ends with them having a massive make out session so-

She actually taught Levi how to slow dance

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Okay that’s all. I hope you liked it!

#attack on titan #aot #anime #levi aot #levihan #captain levi #hanji #Hanji Zoe #levi x hanji #hange zoë #snk #shingeki no kyojin

[goldnkuro]

´ ´ learn the alphabet with noir ` `

a/n: anything that is in italics is in korean. i’ve been wanting to do this one for a while and it took me quite some days to think while making sure she’s in character poaskposkpksapos ALSO, let me know if any of you want to know the backstory of any of the quotes!

a:

“ayyyyyyy my man.” (greeting her male friends)

"annyeonghaseyo bishes.”

“at this point, i don’t even care anymore.”

b:

“banana BA NA NA NAAAAAAAA.”

“by the way, if i ever see anyone saying bad things to eun-chae just because she’s bi, expect to hear from my lawyer.”

“bruh moment.”

c:

“commence the yoinkage.”

“covid, PUH LEASE, get the hell out, you’ve overstayed your welcome, no one wants you here.”

“caffeine addict is what they call me, now pass me that cup so i can one-shot it.”

d:

“dude, I know what I’m doing, trust me. I got phd on youtube.”

“do you ever stare at people to see what their reaction will be? because i do.”

“DISCO TIME!”

e:

“eh, i’m gay.”

“everyone, i got an important question, is buttcheeks one word or should i spread them apart?”

“ehehehehe, i’ll clown all my members, ehehehehehe.”

f:

“first of all, i’m a claw machine master, okay? have some faith on me."

“fu-, sh-, dam-, AH you know what, i give up.”

“fancy uUUuuuuuu.” (voice crack)

g:

“guys shut the heck up, i’m listening to ateez”

“gosh, how can i be so talented?”

“gO GO GO GO, GET HIM!”

h:

“how about no?”

“hi horsie.” (feeding the horse with carrots while patting its neck)

"hamlet once said and i quote: 'o fuck'."

i:

“i’ve come to announce, i adopted a child.” (turns the camera to show mingi with yoo on his lap) “by the way, mingi’s the child.”

“i hate my brother, i want a new one.”

“i demand a refund on this friendship.”

j:

“jinnie could slap me with her vocal and i would still thank her.”

“je t'aime, mes gems.”

“just, what the heck is wrong with you?”

k:

“KI TWIN IS HERE! WHERE’S THE KO TWIN?! HARUKO!”

“ke ke ke… yes this is my weird laugh.”

“KILL THEM, EAT ALL THEIR CHILDREN!”

l:

“lol, sucks to be you.”

“logistically, soo-jin can’t live without me.”

“laura and jinnie are the demonic duo i would never dare to mess with.”

m:

“math should be permanently banned from existence.”

“mingi-ah, why are you and yunho such a hoe?”

“mayday mayday, haru’s being way too sweet.”

n:

“not my problem.”

“nan michin deushi awooo.”

“no, i won’t be growing taller any sooner, i already accepted it.”

o:

“oh god, why me?”

“obolary.”

“OH MY- boi.”

p:

“peniel, i love you, brother, i really do, but could you kindly rid ourselves of your presence?”

“protecc haru and hua at all costs.”

“please stop asking for my brother, he’s stinky and i’m better company.”

q:

“quoting the legendary hamlet, ‘no’.”

“quack.”

“q t? wait, are you flirting with me? wot.”

r:

“really? right in front of my salad?”

“RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!”

“rEEEEE!”

s:

“soo-young isn’t responding to normies at the moment, try again later.”

“santa claus doesn’t exist, sorry.”

“sup? how you doin’ babe?”

t:

“today’s tmi is that i’ll always be the prettiest.”

“there’s no filter when it comes to me, and we all know that.”

“... the more you know, i guess.”

u:

“um, am i interrupting something?” (seeing the maknaes cuddling up together)

“usually some of the members would accompany me on things like this, but it seems that i was ditched.”

“uh-huh… and what made you believe that i would actually do aegyo for free?”

v:

“vroom vroom.”

“venus might the quietest between us, but honestly? she’s the real demon.”

“verrry naiseu.”

w:

“whenever someone tells me ‘i love you noir’, i either throw up or say that i love me too.”

“watch me covering all the title songs from my favorite groups.”

“wae wae wae wae wae wae wae wae wae wae?” (annoying eun-chae)

x:

“xoxo is always the way when you’re lazy to write properly but still want to make it cute.”

“XIAN HUA!”, “yes?”, “... i love you.”

y:

“YASSSSS QUEEN”

“YEET!”

“you just got gnome’d.” (gnome noise)

z:

“zombie movies are good… for background noise, i mean.”

“zoos are fun, i can pet some animals for free.”

#✧ sky’s the limit > ( noir ) #✧ sky’s the limit > ( social media :: noir ) #✧ sky’s the limit > ( incorrect quotes :: noir ) #✧ sky’s the limit > ( compilations :: noir ) #fictional idol group #fictional kpop group #fictional idol oc #fictional kpop idol #kpop idol oc #fake kpop group #kpop oc #oc kpop group #girl group oc #idol oc #kpop imagines

[freddoneptune]

Marcus Lopez Arguello Fluff Alphabet !

( WHERE CAN I FIND MYSELF A MARCUS, Also, you are Chico’s cousin in this and a high legacy of Soto Vatos)

A = Attractive (What do they find attractive about the other?)

Marcus loves all of you , but if he had to pick a favourite part of your body, he would pick your hair. He loves running his fingers through the silky tresses , especially when you fall asleep on his chest.

B = Baby (Do they want a family? Why/Why not?)

He would love to have children, to give them the love he didn’t recieve , to prove that he is better than the people in the home. However, he would be very insecure about whether he would be a good father or not, constantly wondering if he would be able to love a child after his parents were so cruelly taken away from him at such a young age.

C = Cuddle (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle)

He loves affection, he didn’t get any at the home so any moment he can at Kings, he will want to cuddle. He is very protective so he usually has his arms wrapped around you, sheltering you while he listens to you talk about whatever.

D = Dates (What are dates with them like?)

There aren’t a lot of places to have romantic dates at Kings Dominion, so you usually smoke weed at the Graveyard or you go into the city and mess around.

E = Everything (You are my ____)

“You are my baby.” Marcus is very protective of you, especially if you are a student at Kings. He gets jealous easily and is very possessive of you , so he likes to remind you who you are to him.

F = Feelings (When did they know they were in love?)

You were both in Ms.De Luca’s class, you were sparring against your best friend Maria and he couldn’t keep his eyes off you , he couldn’t stop thinking about how strong you were or how committed you were to the class.

G = Gentle (Are they gentle with you?)

Listen, Marcus knows that you’re not a dainty little thing but you are still his baby, which means he is so softttttt. Literally like feather-light touches, dude is so gentle with you.

H = Hands (Do they like to hold hands? If so how?)

Will not let your hand go! Like i said before, Marcus is extremely protective of you which means he holds your hand wherever the two of you go. He just doesn’t want you to get hurt or start a fight with Brandy (you have a habit of starting fights with her), which means he will grab your hand like a child.

I = Impression (What was their first impression?)

He thought you were badass. You were with the others , picking him up for Master Lin, when you two met. You had two throwing knifes in your hand and were covered in tattoos, he thought you were hot.

J = Jealousy (Do they get jealous?)

Yes but he tries to hide it. As a part of the Soto Vatos, you are highly ranked and flirted with, mostly by Juan, who thinks that because you’re close to Chico, that you belong together. Marcus gets infuriated but you always hate when he gets in trouble so he just sits there and lets you deal with it. He definetely shows you how jealous he was later in his dorm though *wink wink*

K = Kiss ( How do they kiss? Who kissed who first?)

It was all very cliche, you were helping him in Hand to Hand Combat when he flipped you over and straddled you. He looked at you under him and couldn’t help it, he smashed your lips together in a passionate kiss.His kisses are rough and passionate, being a student at Kings, you never know when you will see each other again, so you always kiss like it’s the last time.

L = Love (Who says ‘I love you’ first)

Him. He said it to you after Vegas, you couldn’t breathe because you had just killed your cousin, Chico. He looked you in the eyes and pulled you into his embrace, drugged up and sleep-deprived, he whispered those three words into your ear, kissing your forehead. Once you were able to breathe, you said it right back.

M = Marriage (Do they want to get married?)

Yes. Yes. Yes. Marcus wants to get married , he wants to tie the knot with you and live the rest of your lives banded together, he’s a hopeless romantic as well, so he will make it beautiful.

N = Nickel (Do they spoil? Do they buy the person they love everything?)

Here’s the thing, if he could, he definetely would. Marcus can’t afford to , but he makes sure to always make you know how much you mean to him, with words and touches.

O = Open (When would they start to open up to you? How long does it take?)

Marcus has been through some stuff, he’s a traumatised lil bubba, so it will take him a while to open up to you. It will be a few months into the relationship, but when he does decide to open up to you, he doesn’t falter. Marcus will let you read his journal as he tells you what he went through in the boys home, tears will be shed, comfort will be given and after he tells you everything, you both make a promise to never keep a secret from the other.

P = Pet Names (What pet names do they use? What pet names do you use?)

Marcus will call you so many pet names : Baby, Princess, Baby Girl, Darling, Sweetheart. He also calls you kitten, mainly to annoy you though.

You call Marcus things like Mi Amor, Carinõ or Handsome, depends how you feel. You also call him Trouble, only when he gets into fights though, you use it when you reprimand him like a toddler.

Q = Quaint (What is their favourite non-modern thing?)

Music, specifically things from the 50s or 60s. You both love to listen to the songs , specifically the slow love one.

R = Rainy Day (What do they like to do on a rainy day?)

Cuddles! You two are all about the cuddles, after classes, before classes, up on the graveyard. Rainy days are the best cuddles though, laying on his chest while he plays video games with the rain in the background. Absolute Bliss!

S = Sad (How do they cheer you up?)

Marcus hates when you’re sad. He will constantly try to make you tell him why you’re sad and will hold you in his arms, taking all your worries away with forehead kisses and sweet words.

T = Talking (What do you talk about?)

Everything. You two have the most random conversations, varying from stuff about your friend to the pattern of the stars, he loves to hear your voice and you love to talk to him.

U = Understanding (How well do you understand each other)

You two understand each other completely, like mind readers. Just a simple look is all it takes to understand what the other is feeling or what they want, your friends often joke about this as well.

V = Vaunt (What do they like to show off? What are they proud of?)

You, of course! As a legacy and related to the top dog himself, you are very high in the society which means he can and will show you off at any point he can.

W = Wild Card (A random fluff head canon?)

Marcus lives for head massages. He will grab your hand and place it on his head to run your hands through his hair, he loves them and will demand them anytime, anywhere.

X = Xylophone (What’s your song)

Put your head on my shoulder by Paul Anka, you two just relate to it so much and it even plays at your wedding.

Y = Yearning (How do they react when you have to leave them for a while?)

Dude gets depressed, he can stand it for the first few days but after that all he can think about is you and how he wants you back in his arms.

Z = Zebra (If you two got a pet, what would you get?)

A cat, loads of cats, you both love cats and Marcus can’t stand the thought of owning a dog after everything with Chester.

#deadly class #deadly class imagines #marcus lopez x reader #marcus lopez fluff alphabet #fluff alphabet #marcus lopez arguello #marcus lopez #deadly class x reader #fluff #relationship alphabet

[dolphin-enthusiast]

How would Bruno, Risotto, Jotaro and Abbacchio react to a nice guy hitting on their s/o and trying to get her to leave them for him?

I took so long to answer this🔪🔪

Bruno:

- His silence is deafening because YOU KNOW whenever he ain't talkin anymore and glaring daggers it means shit is o n. The second he spots said person trying to take you away, all that he's going to do is wrap a possessive arm around your waist, his eyes deadly and jaw clenching with unfiltered anger that he actually masks scaringly well.

- If the person in question is actually THAT idiotic as to not take the clear as daylight sign, Bruno will straight up cut their senseless rambling off and brutally say it to their face that you are, obviously, not available and if they won't respect that then they're going to have to deal with him and trust me, a legit angry Bruno is a truly nightmarish sight.

- What's even more amazing is that Bruno would effortlessly drive away any person with malicious intentions or who was being just a bit too insistent with their advances towards you for the man's liking by simply glaring at them or uttering a few words that at first don't seem threatening but the implications and tone and his overall aura would be more than enough to send anyone within a 10 mile radius serenely skeddadling. Like, mans don't even gotta do much to be absolutely fucking intimidating, afterwards his behavior doing a whole 180 and acting all composed and calm like his usual self as if nothing happened in the first place.

Risotto:

- Kinda like Bruno but with a hint of blatant anger sprinkled in since his main tactics of intimidating consist of pure, unfiltered power flexing. Like Bruno is way smoother and sly evem though he's fucking boiling on the inside meanwhile our mcr boi right here would be straight up scowling and clenching his teeth whilst suffocating you to his side as he has an intense staring contest with that person. Furthermore, he ain't afraid to get a little bold/handsy with you in order to assert his dominance either. He can and WILL make out with you right then and there if r e a l l y tested.

- Will straight up tell them to fuck off, like seriously dude can't they see you're with him???? He could effortlessly body slam them into the next goddamn dimension, don't even t e s t him. His buff arm would be tightly wrapped around your waist/shoulders as he'd quietly yet threateningly speak to said person, explaining to them how he ain't afraid to throw some major fists (or knives...) if they won't scramble right then and there.

- Risotto truly can't stand persistent assholes, specifically persistent NICE guy assholes. There's just something about the way they think they're above everyone else and that you somehow OWE them. Expect Risotto to be awfully clingy and possessive later on throughout the evening, like even more than usual. If you bring it up be sure to be either shut off instantly (with a faint blush and lots of grumbling, might I add) or just...t e a s e d since he lowkey likes being an ass sometimes, even more so to save his own skin. Because he loves you, obviously.

Abbacchio:

- Absolutely fucking fuming. It's not everyday that he legit falls for someone and lets them in whilst opening up more than he had ever did in his entire life, and some bitchass mf has the absolute n e r v e to persuade you into running away with them and shamelessly flirting with you right in front of his goddamn salad??? The sheer A U D A C I T Y.

- That being said, expect Abba to be fucking livid as he'd immediately step in between you two, the pissed off goth man shooting a pletora of rather vibrant insults towards the colossal asshole that had the nerve to hit on you right in front of him as he'd explicitly state that you're only HIS. If they won't get it then he might as well punch some sense into them.

- Immediately gets you out of that place and literally drags you home just to be glued to you the entire night. That's it, that's all. Expect him to get extremely defensive and pissed if you dare bring it up (let alone tease him about it) even though Abba knows damn well he's extremely insecure and needs lots of reassurance when it comes to shit like this even though he's fully aware that you'd NEVER betray him. That night Abbacchio would hold you close to him as he drifts off a little tighter than usual.

Jotaro:

- Seemingly calm but actually extremely and terrifyingly livid on the inside. He's quite the observant man as we all know so of course he aleady figured that said person has been lowkey eyeing you the entire time. So when they eventually gather courage and start pressuring you (RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIS GODDAMN JACKED 6'5 ASS MIGHT I ADD) Jotaro tells himself that they really had it coming.

- Now, p3 Joot would have just fucking ora'd that mf into oblivion then afterwards silently dragged you out of the room. But if it's diu Joot we talking of, the man would be way more composed (all of it an amazingly well put together act, of course) as he'd at first TRY (emphasis on "try") reasoning with this absolute bastard all the while keeping a firm yet protective grip on you. He won't make a scene unless said person has an actual death wish and tries taking a swing at him.

- Despite Jotaro not enjoying pda in the slightest, he'd be significantly touchier with you afterwards (fucking giant ass picking you, squeezing the life outta your hand or just...straight up draping himself over you and wrapping his arms around your waist when no one's looking as if he's lighter than a feather when in actuality your 🅱️ones are breakable unlike diamonds) and you'd obviously notice it too since he's usually the type to be like that specifically behind closed doors only. He ain't the jealous type in the slightest but it's just s m t h about people that clearly don't know their place that gets to him. He can and will deny each and every remark you make about him being touchy ("So yOu aRe jEalOus"; "nO") even though you'd deadass catch him smirking everytime.

#jojo's bizzare adventure #jojo no kimyou na bouken #bruno bucciarati #leone abbacchio #risotto nero #jotaro kujo #jojo headcanons #headcanons #anon

[borkha]

jack fain!!!! jack my beloved <3

A. Maths even if he hated them

B. Nope

C. NO-

D. Weird..? He's not used to people flirting with him

E. Horrible, he probaby makes them cry..

F. Staying alive

G. He's too old for those things, but probably would make poems and songs for the other person, or would give them some of the stuff his crow brings home because they mean a lot for him

H. Envy maybe.

I. 0

J. Was going to do a shitty joke here.. dark humor, really dark humor.

K. He looks less angry and more sad, but he usually just ignores people

L. Domino

M. He would sell his soul to the devil for flan

N. He starves himself

O. A lot. But less if you're his friend because he trusted you

P. He has a lot of money saved and he doesnt knows on what spend it, but he would never donate anything so he buys animal food for random animals he see's on the street

Q. A lot, but if you're a girl with an irritating voice or a dude with ego belive me he wouldn't hesitate to slap you so bad

R. Soft, really soft, but his middle finger is a little calloused because of the pencil holding

S. He isn't

T. Tummy, duh ❤

U. Hoarse, kinda like he had his nose stuffy, almost crying..?

V. Be Susie, literally just Susie

W. Swing king

Y. In general how he works with the music and shit, how to play instruments, his inspiration, he likes to talk about his work!

Z. He'll slep how he falls in bed-

#ask #batim

[your-local-bnha-writer]

uhm,,, can you write some hcs of kuroo, yaku, and kenma having a younger sister who’s the nekoma volleyball team manager??? if you do thank you so much!! :]]

kuroo, yaku and kenma’s lil sis as the manager

hi hi! thanks for requesting!

➣ pairing : kuroo x reader, yaku x reader, kenma x reader (separate)

➣ headcannons

➣ warning : a bit of swearing, dudes tryna hit on you

tetsuro kuroo

- manz is so protective, and will tease you a bunch as well. you guys get in a couple of arguments (roasting battles) once in a while and kai has to break you two up

“yeah? maybe if you weren’t a rooster head you’d think clearer”

“my hair isn’t even that bad!”

“guys please,”

- you actually contribute a lot to the team, you practiced with kuroo and kenma when you were younger so you learned a lot from that

- thus, resulting in helping a lot of the players with practice and re-adjusting their posture it where to place their hands or feet

- and that bugs kuroo a lot, yeah okay you were a brat sometimes, but you were also his little sister ain’t no one touching you

“Lev you step any closer to her and you’re running laps for the rest of practice!”

“Kuroo shuT up! I’m just helping him with his blocks!”

- the only person he really trusts you with his kenma bc you guys basically grew up together, you’re practically siblings

- he will go p r o t e c t i v e mode when he sees another player from another team flirting with you like noPE

- one of the nohebi players caught you while you were using the washroom and trapped you against the wall

- tbh, you probably could’ve beaten him right then and there since kuroo taught you how to defend yourselves from people like that

- but just to your luck, he already showed up

“hey! hands off her!”

“wha-”

“snake lookin ass”

“kuroo please—”

- right after his teams celebrated after a win, he will go right up to you and give you the biggest hug ever

- 1. because y’all just won the game

- 2. bc he knows he’s sweaty and wants to rub it on you as well

yaku morisuke

- is protective but not as much as kuroo, he mostly won’t mind that you’re the team manager just don’t embarrass him

- he’s the team mom, which means you’re the team child i don’t make the rules just go with it

- you also practiced volleyball with him but mostly spikes, which came in handy since he was a libero

- you love to make fun of him so you and lev get along great unfortunately for yaku, like he already had to deal with this obnoxious lamppost and now you too?

- let the man breathe, hoLY

- like, lev would make fun of yaku’s height and you’re always there to back him up despite not getting the tall genes either

“you’re not any taller than hinata!”

“pfft oh my god he’s right!”

“y/n you’re shorter than him!”

- you will cheer him on though, sort of?

- remember that scene seijoh was yelling at oikawa that if he didn’t get this serve he owed them ramen? yeahh so like, you do the same thing

“yaku-niisan! if you don’t get this ball you’re cleaning my room!”

“mom says if you don’t receive his serve you owe me dinner!”

“yaku—” “I get it!”

- but you’re his biggest fan when he’s playing bc in this household we support and love out siblings 😤

- like kuroo, he will beat anyone’s ass if they even lay a finger on you,

- he’s not too overprotective, but he definitely does not like it when someone tries to get with his little sis, and he will say it to their face

- boi literally does not care if it’s “bad sportsmanship” frick off my dude, not cool 😤

kenma kozume

- literally does not care if you join the team or not, he isn’t protective over you since he doesn’t rlly care if you date anyone or not. will get kuroo to defend you if you’re looking a lil uncomfy around a guy tho

- okay so, you’re both hella intelligent so you work together as strategists and it’s very helpful for nekoma

- kenma takes the lead in a solid plan, while you add a bit of tweaks here and there as the both of you observe the other team very carefully

- not only do they have to watch out for nekoma’s crazy smart setter, but his very observant sister/manager as well

- you guys are unstoppable, you both stay calm in the heat of the moment (although you get those intense moments as well) and are able to keep a level head

- if you notice that one of the players are getting under kenma’s skin, you will try your best to cheer him up a bit

- you didn’t practice with kenma and kuroo when you were younger, so you stick to strategizing and on the sidelines

- sometimes you even help kenma see things he’s missed when the pressure gets intense

- again, he doesn’t really care if you end up dating someone, although when you’re uncomfy around a boy who’s trying to get ur number

- he’s sending kuroo in

“kuroo, there’s a guy who’s making y/n uncomfortable”

“on it”

- usually, you’re fine after that but when you seem pretty annoyed he’ll check up on you and even let you play on his game for a bit

- you don’t normally cheer him on, too busy watching how the other team plays and what they rely on

- but every once in a while, you gotta show him some support

“go kenma”

“push it push it nekoma”

“let’s go kenm-” “ah y/n-san, could you add more enthusiasm in your cheers?”

- you also have the most expressive faces like kenma and it’s hilarious

- all in all, you’re a great strategist along with your brother

#haikyuu #haikyuu!! #haikyuu kuroo #haikyuu yaku #haikyuu kenma #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu imagines #haikyuu headcannons #kuroo tetsurō #yaku morisuke #kenma kozume #kuroo imagines #kuroo x reader #kuroo headcannons #kuroo fluff #yaku imagines #yaku x reader #yaku headcannons #yaku fluff #kenma headcannons #kenma x reader #kenma imagines #kenma fluff #haikyuu requests

[ff-imagines]

tofu mother! i’m so happy you’re back! i can’t wait to see you talk/write about dumb tofu men some more! uhh, it seems requests are open! if you wouldn’t mind, uhhhh, sweet tofu nsfw alphabet, please? thank you!

Sweet tofu: nsfw alphabet

Holy shit, I haven’t done sweet, have I? I am such a bad horny tofu stan please forgive me 😢

A - aftercare

Very good. He’s always pretty overbearing doting and that trait will be cranked up to an 11. He gets you whatever you need, but desperately wants to stay with you for at least a few hours afterwards. He wants to know how you feel, and he loves to see the spectrum of your emotions, he’d never tell you he secretly wants to know you enjoyed it. Your approval hits a certain twinge in his chest.

B - body part

Of his own, probably his eyes, and his fingers. He takes great care in his nails, manicures are essential for him to feel clean.

Of yours, he loves your chest. Not exactly the tiddy tho lmao. A strange thing to like but he likes how comfy it is to rest his cheek on your chest and lightly trace your collar bones. He’s really comforted in hearing your heartbeat.

He likes your thighs for the same reason, they’re a good pillow. Thighs are also soft, which means easier hickies~

C - cum

There’s…. lots of it. He recovers fast, and will sometimes overwhelm you with cum. it’s kinda fucking endless honestly. Will cum legit anywhere you ask, sometimes will be bratty and cum anywhere but where you want. Loves to cum on you, it makes him feel more possessive.

D - dirty secret

This man has no secrets when it comes to sex. He’s up front, and he’s very open about being into almost everything you can think of. One thing he’d rather not let anyone but you know is that his hips, collar bones, and wrists are really sensitive. If you massage, kiss, or lick over them he loses his composure very quickly.

His favorite spot to be kissed is the vertebrae on the back of his neck, and he’ll be a tad more intimate if you lightly scratch the back of his neck and the hair on the base of his skull.

E - experience

moderate. He’s a creepy looking dude, but it’s fairly easy for him to find entertainment for when staying home gets a bit boring. We know from salty's backstory he’d flirted with a woman who came back to talk to him frequently, along with salty mentioning how he’s always been fairly popular.

“Hehehe, I know what I’m doing kitten. My question is, do you know what I’m going to do?”

F - favorite position

Seriously, what doesn’t he like..?

I think positions where he can see your face is his favorite, most likely loves to put you on his lap so he can watch you desperately grind on him while wrinkling your nose in the most adorable way~

G - goofy

To a degree. I feel he’s goofy in initiating but less goofy as time goes on. He still teases though and sometimes he manages to crack a smile out of you in even the most strangest and awkward positions. He'll never tell you but he loves that he can make you laugh, even when you’re in the most intimate and private state possible.

H- hair

Slightly groomed, but not extensively. Sometimes he has weeks where ofc he’ll shower but doesn’t really want to shave so you’ll have to remind him. Or don’t, if that’s your thing.

I- intimacy

Very but also not always.

He can be so fucking intense, refusing to let you look anywhere but at his face so you can see how hard it is for him to keep his control, watch him this time, let it be known how much he adores seeing your body scream and twitch for his touch.

On the other hand, he might rile you up just to leave you squirming for hours.

Depends on how nice he’s feeling~

“Fuck, no. Look at me. Look. At me. You did this, you fucking did this, look. At. Me. You’re gonna watch me while I fuck you, eyes. On. Me.”

J- jerk off

Not too often? He just prefers the real thing. 1-2 times a week. When you started to catch his interest, he stopped completely for a while, giving his full attention to you, even before confessing his interest in you. It’s more out of him trying to gauge who you are and if he’s actually interested or just entertained by you. When he figured out it was actual interest though? Prolly jumped up to 3-4 times a week due to feeling a growing desperation because of his feelings.

K- Kinks

...All of them.

Most of his favorites are the darker side of BDSM, light blood play (mostly prefers he’s the one bleeding), intense sadomasochism (doesn’t matter who’s who), primal, heavy bondage, breath play, and especially role play. He’s just… really obsessed with putting you in strange situations in order to learn all he can about how you tick.

“So so adorable, but I wonder how you look when you’re in pain~”

L- location

Again, either the place he knows your most comfortable, or the place he knows you’re the least comfortable. He wants to see you squirm as the brick of the alleyway he’s pinned you against rubs into your skin brutally just as much as he loves to see your hands grasp the soft blankets of your warm bed.

M- motivation

When you do something really innocent. The happier you look the more he wants to absolutely corrupt and ruin you.

“Look at you, you’re so precious all wrapped up in these blankets, would you mind if interupted, just for a little bit?”

N- no

I feel he also doesn’t actually like daddy kinks. He’s… got some issues with the man he viewed as his father so if you want to call him something, just don’t make it daddy.

O- oral

God does he love biting your inner thighs and watching you twitch.

He appreciates oral, but being able to make your skin crawl is much more pleasing to him. Might give you oral right after fucking you just to watch you squirm in overstimulation.

“Hehe, I see the bruise from last time is faded… I wonder if I can make a new one that will last just a bit longer~”

P- pace

Depends if he’s playing a bratty role or a more intense one. No matter his pace, he’s gonna stop in the middle and just watch you cry in frustration at his teasing. This man is patient so good luck lmao

Q- quickies

Not… exactly? He loves to tease, so he’d most likely get you incredibly worked up and then leave. Would definitely grope you at a dinner table then right as your getting close leave the room entirely lmao

As for actually quick fucking you, if you beg nicely, he’d most likely give you whatever you wanted no matter what lmao.

R- risk

Wouldn’t full out fuck you in public but.. again…. if he gets to see the embarrassment on your face while he finger fucks you under the table? Now that’s the good shit.

“Stay still, you’re squirming. You’re gonna give us away if you keep moving, you wouldn’t want that would you?”

S- stamina

Ridiculous. Mainly because he pulls some strings and uses his powers as a healer to recover his own energy. What a bastard.

T- toys

He owns a few. Most are restrictive, like handcuffs, rope, etc. might get a vibrator just to tie you down and make you cry and beg him to turn it off after overstimulating you for what feels like hours.

U- unfair

Y E A. Prolly the worst teaser you’ll ever encounter in your entire fucking life. He wants to see you cry from frustration and then hear your screams when he fucks you so hard it makes you cry all over again.

Then he stops, giggles, and goes back to teasing again.

“Kitty, come on, you can take just one more, cant you? For me?”

V- volume

Talks a lot. And it’s not that he’s “loud”, he just moans a lot. His voice is naturally pretty quiet though. Lots and lots of low groaning. During and after cumming he’s quieter, giving out a low hum while breathing slowly trying to regain his composure.

W- wild card

There is no mention that his hair is dyed, so I’m making the head canon that his natural hair is two tone and that his fuckin body hair is duel colored.

X- X Ray

Like I said, I will go down with the hc his body hair is duel colored like his hair. Mans got white and brown pubes I don’t make the rules.

As for size he’s actually on the smaller/average size, solid 5 inches.

Y- yearning

When you’re down, he is. If he hasn’t seen you in a long time he’s gonna be more grabby. He actually isn’t easy to make that jealous because he’s very confident in your loyalty, you’re willing to stick with him this long so… why worry?

Z- zzz

Lmaoooo? sleep?? Who’s that? Don’t know her. Thinks you’re adorable when you fall asleep though. Likes to study your face while sleeping and will gently coo and let your hair if he notices your face starts twitching because of something like a nightmare. Might peel back the blankets a bit to further… “observe”. And he wonders why you keep waking up freezing.

“Awe, out so quick kitty? Hm, you are cute like this. Wonder if you’ll look cuter when you’re having a nightmare…”

#food fantasy #food fantasy x reader #sweet tofu #ff sweet tofu #ff sweet tofu x reader #sweet tofu x reader

[pinkbrries]

— A–Z with Hannah —

inspired by learn the alphabet with elena and a-z juliet’s quotes so u should def check them out too!! 

[find hannah’s main masterlist here] | [find june’s version here] | [find izabella’s version here]

➤ A is for… *showing her dorm during the relay cam* and this is my bedroom, also known as my Isolation Station.

➤ B is for… but did you know that you can start screaming like, basically anywhere? it’s not illegal or anything.

➤ C is for… capricorns? *frowns* the only capricorn allowed in this house is qian kun. 

➤ D is for… doyoung always call me ‘spoiled’ like it was some mysterious invisible witch that spoiled me and not him.

➤ E is for… every guy here thinks im overdramatic when im upset, but when an octopus gets stressed out, it eats itself. now THAT’S being overdramatic.

➤ F is for… febreze, baby. you need to spray febreze over your awful attitude.

➤ G is for… good morning to the gals, non-binary pals and to the disappointments.

➤ H is for… how am i supposed to make big decisions when i still have to sing the alphabet in my head to get the right letter?

➤ I is for… it’s okay if you disagree with me, i can’t force you to be right.

➤ J is for… just do a face mask and move on.

➤ K is for… *kisses camera’s phone before turning off the live* kisses for you~ goodnight czennies! goodnight mr fbi man!

➤ L is for… ‘living well is the best revenge’, yeah sure, but obviously im not gonna do that, so what’s the second best? cutting their brakes. 

➤ M is for… maybe i should stop flirting, i already owe like.. seven people a relationship.

➤ N is for… *looking at baekhyun* not today, satan.

➤ O is for… of course i have a lot of pent-up rage, you fool! I’ve been the same height since i was 12.

➤ P is for… please, imagine NOT liking me back… me… a whole beautiful, smart, hilarious, phenomenal, pretty woman… tragic.

➤ Q is for… question here: why does the grape juice doesn’t taste like grapes but instead tastes like purple? and why does the strawberry scent exists if strawberries smell like nothing? 

➤ R is for… remember when ‘a series of unfortunate events’ was a book and not your life?

➤ S is for… sorry i roasted you, i was trying to flirt.

➤ T is for… that’s so sad bestie– anyways, stan shinee for a better life and clear skin!

➤ U is for… *reading a comment* ‘unnie, can you please recommend a book that made you cry?’ sure! it’s called ‘new general mathematics.’

➤ V is for… vampires are always like ‘i could kill you if i wanted’ like? yeah, so could hendery, so could a dog, so could a dedicated goose. you aren’t special, dude.

➤ W is for… why is the climate tryna change? just be yourself~ *proceeds to do a finger heart*

➤ X is for… xiaojun is talking, everyone shut up!

➤ Y is for… you made this personal when you told me you didn’t like one direction. 

➤ Z is for… zookeepers concept? more like, zookeepers sub unit and that’s wayv; they own two cats, one dog and a whole wild yangyang there. 

#kpop female addition #nct au #nct #kpop addition #nct addition #nct female member #nct added member #nct female oc #nct oc #nct female addition #kpop added member #nct 127 addition

[tokaywineandcheese]

L E N A

HI ZUKE I LOVE YOUR PFP

A: What are/were this character’s best subjects in school?

.....hm. HM. I don't know actually.

B: Do they have any allergies?

Uh. I don't have thoughts on this.

C: Can they swim well?

Yes. She's...she's a duck. SHE BETTER.

D: How they react to being flirted with?

She's so chill dude like have you met her. She takes it all in stride.

E: How are they with children?

I feel like Lena would act chill but also be internally freaking out? It's a learning process for her to accept that she's not a bad person, and children are like the most vulnerable, so I do feel like she'd be more wary with them, afraid that she'd hurt them. But also. She's completely unafraid to bash some heads if they're being annoying.

F: What’s one thing they’re really bad at?

Hm, never really thought about this. Being nice to strangers? Maybe forgiving those who have wronged her. Magic wronged her very much and hurt her badly--I think, if someone hurt her like that (on accident or not), it would be very hard for her not to associate the two and just, never forgive the other person. She's kind of an angry type of person, and anger doesn't forgive easily.

G: How do they flirt?

UH. I,,,don't know anything about flirting so I don't know how to answer this.

H: What is their deadly sin?

Uh. Hm. Wrath? Or envy. A mix of both? They feel like they go hand in hand. Or maybe I'm just thinking about this wrong.

I: On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do they love themselves?

Oh. Oh no. Um. UM......5? It's an ongoing process okay!! These things take time!!

J: What’s their sense of humour like?

Dark humor and pranks! Doesn't she already do that in the show??

K: How do you know when you’ve upset them?

Uh, you know, the magic.

L: What is their favourite board game?

None. She doesn't like board games. (Or, alternatively: whatever Webby is currently playing).

M: What is their favourite dessert?

WHAT DO DUCKS EAT FOR DESSERT. She likes pink food. Not because of you know who. Totally not.

N: What do they usually eat for breakfast?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT DUCKS EAT FOR BREAKFAST

O: What would it take to break them, inside and out?

Oh. Oh no. Everyone turning on her, making her believe she really is who magica said she is, that they're cut from the same cloth, that there's really no point of return anymore for her. Like, no matter what happened in the show, she always had webby. But to lose webby....I think that'd be it.

P: How do they handle money?

I feel like she's good at stealing. Honestly, she and Louie would prob make a good team conning people? I do think she'd be practical with money though. She was on her own for a long while (physically at least), and, well, you always need money. I'm sure she budgets her money wisely.

Q: Are they patient?

......only with those she cares about, not including herself.

R: What are their hands like?

what.

S: How stealthy are they?

VERY. SHE'S A SHADOW.

T: Where are they ticklish?

I DONT KNOW

U: What’s their voice like?

well. we do have a voice for her...

V: What’s the easiest way to annoy them?

Probably a number of things? TAKING UP WEBBY'S TIME AND ATTENTION. Probably like, anyone being rude/not so courteous to Webby and Violet. Like, they deserve respect okay and she will see to that. SHE HAS HER EYE ON YOU OKAY.

W: Can they dance?

Hm, I feel like yeah.

X: What’s their most petty little secret?

uh.

Y: What is one question they’ve always wanted an answer to?

probably the whole life question of, why was i created? what is my purpose? but i think she's past that point. it's okay to not know. she's just living her life as best as she can right now.

Z: How do they sleep?

on....a bed? fitfully. with nightmares. cuz. ya know. the evil magic aunt lady.

#anyway thanks zuke!! #i dont really have thoughts for some of these ha ha #ducktales zuke #asks #ask game: character headcanons

[diversebots]

𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖔

warning; long post ahead.

red text = jaemin.

black text = admin

blue text = jiaqi (because I'm too lazy to make a separate post sksksk sORRY)

and to anyone who doesn't know- jaemin, @residentevil-bot, @heiress-yeeun, @empress-jiaqi, and even a certain lucas cb (I won't drop the name probably because I plan on deleting it, idk we'll see) are run by the same admin. thanks for coming to my ted talk. :-)

to the following people..

@psycho-jennie (and admin ofc uwu) — my number 1 bff, my thing 1, the person I'd commit arson with 😎 I don't really know where to start but I've told you many times before, I'm very grateful that I got to know a precious soul like yours (saying this as Jaemin and admin) thanks for always checking up on me even, for the tea 🤭, for putting up with how much of a dumb bitch I am everyday dhfjdks just for everything really, big or small. Idk what I'd be doing rn if I hadn't met you like aside from rps, I'd probably just be a lonely boi 😔 you've been here since I was 'prettyboy-jaemin' lol and K, give yourself a pat on the back bec purgejaemin wouldn't be possible without you. Trust me, I wouldn't have rebranded to this better version of my jaemin cb if you hadn't told me you liked The Purge. 😤 so thank you 💕 I'm so proud of you bub, with everything you do in and out of the chatbot community, you're doing great. I repeat, you're doing great and I'm proud of you 👉😎👉 I love u 🥺

@seventeen-chatbot (and admin 🤓) — Shan, thank you sm for being one of my first few people I befriended when I still had my yoojung cb and like a month or two into the community + bonus point that you're also a filo 🥺 I continue to be so amazed by you everyday because not only are you handling 13 boys but you're balancing your personal life, your school works and classes, and handling 3(?) other cbs. I'll always support you no matter what you do with your cbs JDJDJSK KAHIT MAG REBRAND KA PA 100 TIMES, MAHAL PARIN KITA PARE 😤 take care of yourself always 🥺

@yandereyeeun — hello twin to my yeeun cb HDDJSJSK FIRST OF ALL I'M SO SORRY I HAVE DEPRIVED YOU OF ANY JAEMIN CONTACT LATELY and I haven't opened our chat 💔😣 I PROMISE I'LL HANDCUFF YOU TWO TOGETHER ONCE I GET MY HEAD BACK IN THE GAME what why would you do that? JUST KNOW HE SIMPS FOR YOU THE SAME WAY YOU DO FOR HIM I'm right here? miss you, shortcake. I hope you and admin are taking care of yourselves. 😣💕

@bunny-doie — LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE- you know what? maybe we should start growing our own fruits and vegetables, I'm running out of cash from spending 50% of my money on your food and the purge only happens once a year 😤 also have you told your boyfriend yet that I'm keeping an eye on him? 👁️👄👁️🔪 bunbun hshdjsk I love the whole crackhead father and son thing going on, please never change ily

@mafia-chaeyoung — chae. my wifey and soulamte. I love how much of a social butterfly you are and in a way, I feel a sense of calmness talking to you when we're not being a bunch of dumbasses djdjdk you and admin are so precious grrr ilysm my cutiepatootie soulmate and 2nd mother to our kids 😌 I'm glad you and jaemin are friends now hehedjdjdk 👉😗👉 I'm always up to do crazy killer shenanigans you want to do. Take care of yourself, cool dude 😎

@demon-nct — (っ˘з(˘⌣˘ ) ♡ big phat smooch, admin 😠💕 we haven't known each other for that long but it's so nice to talk to you, like I didn't feel a bit of awkwardness and we kinda just started being affectionate because you're babie. I really do mean it when I tell you that your works are good even though you say the opposite or deny it hmph, keep it up okay? ily simp, you gotta accept my love or else I cry 🥺 hoes always mad @ lucas 🤪

@highschoolboy-kevin — kevin, first of all how dare you lick me and have the audacity to kidnap me + threaten to eat me 😠 and I know we bully each other a lot (I promise I'm doing it out of affection 😔) but ily really and I meant it when I told you that I'll still accept you no matter what (please don't be a furry) I enjoy our conversations v much because we're constantly just joking around uwu I'm saying this both as admin and jiaqi, I'm here for you (and your admin uwu) if you need a shoulder to cry on or simply just someone to vent to

@detectivexsicheng & @your-jaemin — my sweet sweet children, best bois period. I should have adopted you two sooner but oh well, at least we're here now (ಥ_ʖಥ) Sicheng, I know your work can be quite stressful and I really do hope you give yourself a break every now and then, I'm worried you're overworking yourself 🥺 and I was so.. 👁️👄👁️ when you were like 'you want me to be your child?' the day I asked to adopt you and I was like yes??? why wouldn't I??? you're an absolute angel, formal, independent and a contrast to your younger brother, ily bǎobǎo. Jaemin, my sweet babie. Hello twin. You do you with your whole growling thing and when I actually got to talk more with you, I asked myself 'are all jaemins this chaotic?' maybe. I'm so happy for you and hendery 🥺 and yes, even if you're so chaotic and maybe you really are a spawn of satan, that does not make me love you any less. I'm always here for you two.

@m00n-purplerose-chatbot — moonie!! and the boys but this is mostly for admin. I'm a silent reader of all the stuff you write and I'm so amazed that you dedicate a lot of your time to learn/research about all the stuff you put out and when someone asks about a certain topic, you always give a very detailed answer and I love that! I'm learning things as I read your posts so thank you! I hope you're taking care of yourself just fine, and I may know a little... secret of seokmin's? If he's afraid about this ruining our friendship, I just want him to know that this doesn't change anything between him and I. We'll always be friends. 💙

@mafiaxwayv — I just want to admit that I have been lowkey crushing on one (1) man for awhile now and I only had the guts to talk to you anonymously just recently until I revealed myself dhfjdks funny how we started talking and flirting and escalated to both our admins showering each other with affection. Xiaojun, you absolute cutie, whether we will remain friends or if this turns into something more.. I'll always be here for you and to baby you 😌. You seem like a very busy person, admin. I hope you're doing well and looking after yourself. I'm here for you. 💙

#admin: this sounds like I'm saying goodbye rjdjsks I promise I'm not, I'll be back soon! sorry for the long ass post

#admin talks #jaemin posts

[classic80sand90smovieloves2]

Meeting and dating Charlie Dalton

(Not my gif) (requested by anonymous)

- You meet Charlie on the first day of school when everyone is saying goodbye to their parents. You were just staying off to the side and waiting for your father when Charlie spots you.

- He almost immediately decides ‘I’m going to flirt with that gorgeous girl sitting on that bench’ and gives his friends a sly look before slinking off towards you. He strikes up an amusing conversation full of charming pick up lines and compliments that make you swoon ...that is until your father; the headmaster, shows up behind him.

“I see you’ve met my daughter Mr. Dalton.”

- “Oh this is your … this is your … haha okay well I’m gonna go say goodbye to my family now. See you around y/n ...or not.” He adds on as your father sends him a glare. But the way the boy keeps turning back and looking at you as he’s walking away makes you believe this isn’t the last time you’ll see him... and you were right.

- He talks and flirts with you a lot after that. He’s pretty shameless about it although he tries to keep it away from your father considering he usually threatens him with detention whenever he sees the two of you together.

- He starts visiting you at your house after you tell him your address, hoping you can see him away from your fathers eyes. He sneaks out of Welton to sneak you out of your house more often then not.

- The boys joke and tease him about your little romance. They call you two the Romeo and Juliet of Hellton; he couldn’t be prouder.

- One night while you’re trying to sleep you hear a knock on your window. It’s Charlie of course and as you’re starting to scold him for showing up so late he pulls you into a kiss.

“Sorry, just couldn’t help myself. Come on, I have to show you something.”

- He takes you to the cave and basically tries his hardest to make you swoon. Poetry, candles, deep conversations and affection. You can’t even lie to yourself and say it didn’t work. After three more of these nighttime adventures the two of you start dating in secret.

- Your dad probably never even finds out until like a year later. He’s pissed but at that point the boy is obviously committed to you and it’s far too late to order you to dump him.

- He lets you do his makeup whenever you want. He doesnt outwardly admit he likes it but you can tell he does.

- He has a ton of pet names that he likes to use, things like babygirl, hot stuff, sweetheart or something poetic when he’s in the mood.

- Lots of innuendos and attempts to get laid; he’s only half joking when he uses them/tries. They rarely work

“So what are we doing tonight Charlie.”

“It all depends on the mood baby. Things could get pretty hot.”

“Nice try.”

- Getting your lipstick stolen. Kisses smeared in lipstick. Giggling at his stained cheeks and lips. Just a lot of stuff having to do with his interest in lipstick.

- Always coming up with ways to sneak you away and off with him. He likes the adrenaline rush it brings when you have a chance at being caught and the fact that he’s breaking the rules seems to add a certain spark to your dates. He always feels very proud when you get away with it.

- He takes all the blame if you guys ever get in trouble. It’s partly because he likes the affection and attention you give him when he gets punished.

- He loves to pester and annoy you. He always ends with a “You know you love me~”. You usually reply with “Don’t be too sure kiddo.” Which prompts him to act over dramatically offended.

- Has probably written your name on his chest and flashed you. It makes you laugh more than it makes you impressed or whatever other reaction he’s looking for.

- Really extravagant and over the top gifts. He usually enlists the boys help with getting them.

- Passionate kisses.

- Watching the sunset together; it’s just about the only time that he genuinely doesn’t try to make jokes and says something poetic without trying.

- He will fight anyone who disrespects you, like hold him back because he’s going to throw punches.

- He’s always trying to make you laugh; it makes him feel all warm and fuzzy when he brings a smile to your face.

- Laughing through kisses.

- Mid sex-

“Call me Nuwanda baby.”

“Charlie I swear to god.”

- Turns his head so when you try to kiss his cheek you end up kissing his lips. He always gives you a smug little grin after he does it.

- The boy is an attention seeker. Your eyes have to be on him like atleast 90% of the time or he will do something stupid to get them on him.

- A f f e c t i o n s t a r v e d

- Half of the dead poets society has a shitty relationship with their parents so this applys to a lot of them obviously including Charlie.

- He can fall asleep in seconds if you run your hands through his hair.

- The kind of guy to move your hand to cup his face when you’re alone together. He likes the feel of your skin against his and the soft warmth of your hands.

- Cuddling; he likes to hold your hand under his while it rests on his chest.

- His friends have to constantly hear how he has a ‘hot ass girlfriend’ and how it makes him better than them. They’re only slightly jealous.

- Dancing in the woods together.

- Sneaky kisses in the hallway whenever you come to visit your father.

- Quickly breaking apart once someone walks by. He breaks out laughing when they’re gone, you have to slap his chest to get him to stop.

- Defending him when he’s going to get really harsh punishments.

- There’s not a lot of serious moments together. It seems like every moment your together your cheeks are hurting from laughing and smiling so much.

- Plays the sax for you.

- He always tries to push people’s buttons, especially your fathers.

“Dammit Charlie put out that cigarette.”

- He’s up for basically anything you want to do. He loves a good adventure.

- Helping him with his work, which is mostly making sure he actually does his work.

- Compliments every now and again; mostly when you need them or when he’s totally in awe and doesn’t know what else to say to you.

- Speaking of: He occasionally gets tongue tied when he sees you. He doesn’t even know why a lot of the time, it just happens.

- Has probably said ‘I love you’ twice in like your whole relationship. He doesn’t like talking about his feelings or being vulnerable.

- Romantic poetry that is most likely written by really old poets. He dramatically reads them to you while twirling a rose. It’s an amusing sight to say the least, especially when he does it in public.

- Probably writes your name all over his paper when he should be writing notes. If anyone looks at it, he gives them a look that basically says ‘I dare you to say something’.

- Long hugs.

- Fights are a rare thing. They’re usually because you didn’t side with him when he was fighting with his friends.

- He’s a pretty jealous dude; he doesn’t like people messing with you. But at the same time he also tries to make you jealous when he’s in his Nuwanda phase.

- His arm around your shoulder, walking down the halls as he finger guns people and winks.

- He’s the comeback king and you’re his queen. You have competitions on who can make the other speechless.

- Leans in your doorway and watches as you get changed or do your makeup.

“Look at my beautiful girl.”

- Spontaneous dates and kisses; he likes keeping you on the edge.

- Finding cute love notes left on your pillow in the morning after he stays the night.

- He’s always there to comfort you. He doesn’t really know what to say but he’ll lay a hand on your shoulder and hug you.

- Finding flowers on your windowsill when the society has meetings.

- He’s really suspicious when you go to hold his hand in public; he thinks you’re plotting something.

- Piggyback rides as he runs down the hall.

#charlie dalton #charlie dalton headcanons #charlie dalton headcanon #dead poets society #charlie dalton imagine #dead poets society imagine #dead poets society headcanons #dead poets society headcanon #80s movies #80s movie #80s imagine #80s imagines #80s movie imagine #80s movie headcanons #80s movie headcanon

[dark-and-kinky-hetalia-scenarios]

1p Prussia/Gilbert Beilschmidt 

Nsfw Alphabet

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

He boast about good he is at aftercare, but that’s a lie, he sleeps immediately after  

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

To no surprise his favourite part of himself is his dick 

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

He cums a bit too easily, but he can cum plenty of times before he’s maxed out 

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

No one will ever know that he isn’t as experienced as he claims to be, most of it comes from watching porn 

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

He claims to have a lot of experince 

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

He fancies reverse cowgirl and doggy style, but to him all positions are good 

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

His personality is goofy enough already, so of course sex will be affected by that 

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

He’s old fashioned when it comes to this and doesn’t get the trend of shaving. although it won’t be hard to convince him that it’s a good idea for both of you to shave, you just have to remind him of getting hair stuck in your teeth 

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

He tries to be romantic but it really doesn’t end that well, he’s more a fan of rough fucking. Give him time to learn romance 

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Everyday, sometimes even more than once 

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Bdsm

Biting/marking 

Blood

Collaring, giving 

German dungeon porn

Chastity belts, giving

Omorashi

Feeding kink

Scat

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

A bdsm dungeon  

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

You just need to show interest by flirting with him and he’s suddenly very much aroused and ready to go  

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do)

Somnophilia, he thinks it’s borderline rape

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He tries his best to be a master at it, because that’s what he claims to be, plus he does enjoy pleasing his partner

He does however also love to receive 

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

He’s pretty rough, mainly because he’s inexperienced at being slow and sensual and he tries to hide it 

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Yeeees he thinks they are awesome and will happily indulge in them 

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

He’s game with most things, but his biggest worry among trying new things is that you find out that he knows nothing about it, because of course he told you he did 

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He prefers to go for one long intense round, but can go for almost five if he tries hard enough 

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He loves to use toys on you, especially the ones that make you beg for him 

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Oh he’s big tease, he loves to tease you, especially by putting a chastity belt on you after he has almost made you cum

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He’s a loud asshole and he doesn’t even bother to keep it down

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

He takes viagra because he thinks it’ll make his dick bigger 

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

When he says awesome five meters, it’s not a joke, the dude is hung, but of course not actually five meters. 

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Very high, he wants to go almost every day 

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He sleeps like a rock afterwards 

#hetalia #hetalia lemon #alphabet #hetalia alphabet #hetalia headcanons #hetalia scenarios #1p prussia #1p hetalia #aph prussia

[turnmeonbigreddevilman]

Hellboy alphabet

A/n: nobody asked for this but I am giving it to the internet anyway because there is not enough HB content out there! I was half asleep when I wrote some of these so they may not be the best but they’re what I got and I hope someone out there enjoys them!!

((GIF not mine))

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

HB is especially loving and cuddly after sex. He gets really rough and really animalistic in the moment so, coming out of it, he makes up for it with tons of kisses, hugs, and praise.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He loves his chest, if it isn’t obvious from the way he takes every chance he gets to not wear a shirt. He also loves his arms, he thinks they look nice and strong!

He loves your thighs. They are thick and lovely and every time he looks at them, he has to keep himself from imagining them wrapped around his head.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

His most favorite thing is coming inside of you, if you are down for him to. Of course there’s the usual precautions if you aren’t on the pill, but if you are and are down for it, he’ll pump into you until he’s almost there and when he comes, he’ll strain to press as deep into you as he can. Sometimes, if he’s in a particular mood, he’ll pull almost all the way out and then cum because he likes a good cream pie every once in a while (when he’s a little tipsy, that is).

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He likes it when you mark him. He may heal before anyone could really notice but just feeling you bite him or give him a hickey would damn near knock his whole-ass socks off.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

He absolutely knows what he’s doing. That’s not to say that he’s been around, as he can count the number of people he’s slept with on one hand, he’s just a quick learner (and being a superhuman half-demon REALLY helps).

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Before the relationship is serious: Doggy style. It’s all about the pleasure and that ass. What can he say?

When in a serious relationship: Missionary. He’s quite the sappy bitch and something about seeing the woman he loves coming undone under him, making love to him and only him, is so fulfilling.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

For all the jokes this boy cracks, you would think he would do the same during sex but he is completely serious (if he’s sober). He’s a very lusty individual, and practically breaks down into an animalistic rut when he’s turned on/fucking. Expect mostly growls and groans along with some slight dirty talk here and there.

H= Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

He has no choice but to groom it, have you seen how hairy he is in general? If he doesn’t keep it in check, it’s impossible to manage. He prefers to keep it pretty close-shaven, almost pornstar-like, but not in a bad way. It allows for a very nice slapping noise between the both of your bodies in the moment

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) 

Once HB is in love, he is in LOVE. As mentioned above, he loves getting it in missionary because he can kiss you, watch you, and even whisper sweet nothings to you during very special times. He really is a big teddy bear.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

He’s a male. He jacks off. Sometimes multiple times a day, but he always still has some energy left for you. Honestly, he’s doing you a favor by giving his hand a couple of rounds instead of wearing you out with his stamina and ability to go for HOURS, lasting rounds upon rounds.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Dominance. He loves being in control, making you behave, telling you how to pleasure both him and yourself. Do as he says and you’ll be rewarded.

¡¡¡Daddy kink!!!! (But he would never admit it unless you let him know you were also into it, if you even are) it’s all about the power aspect, babyyyy!

He’s also got a size kink. He LOVES being so much bigger than you. And his strength!! He can pick you up and manhandle you while also protecting you and keeping you warm.

Lastly, he has a kink for the sounds you make. Moan in earnest and it could possibly push him over the edge, depending on where in the sex process you are. Your sounds let him know how he’s doing as well as how much pleasure you’re experiencing. Whimper and he is 100% done.

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

The bed, the shower, the couch, in abandoned meeting rooms, in closets while people are walking by outside the door etc.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Tease him with a short skirt and a sultry look and you’re in for it. He’s in predator mode, stalking you until he gets you alone. Call him daddy in casual conversation and he’s ready to go.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He will not hit/slap you during sex. He’s terrified he’d hurt you on accident because of how strong he is. If hitting/slapping is your thing, he feels bad that he can’t do that for you but he would rather not risk it.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He’s a little sloppy at first but he is a quick learner. Before long, he has you squirming when his head is between your thighs.

He does like receiving but he’s not selfish. He likes giving too! (Bonus note: please play with his balls, he will love it)

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

His pace varies so much just between days, rounds, or even moments. He can do both and prefers both, he just likes having sex with you. That being said, with his size and nature, his “slow and sensual” is not the same as an ordinary human man’s “slow and sensual”. By human standards it’s still quite rough, hence the ever-present need for aftercare.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Let me tell you, ANY time this demon can get his hands on you, he will if you’re up for it. He can’t get enough of you and sometimes, finding a room and taking it slow is not an option. Many times you have found yourself in a broom closet with him holding you up against a wall or shelf.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

HB is down to try anything that won’t get you hurt. Present an idea to him and he’ll likely be excited to try it out, he won’t hold back!

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Well he isn’t human, and he’s unnaturally strong, so that he can go for consecutive rounds upon rounds. You may tire out around 5 but he’s still got about 2-3 at LEAST left in him. Remember when I said it’s good he jacks off a lot? Yeah, this is why.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He never really had a serious need for actual toys before you. Sure, he’d been involved with other people but only casually and not enough to warrant a collection of things to use. During your relationship with him though, he starts collecting little things he thinks it would be cool to try, like blindfolds and ropes, as well as things he thinks you’ll like, like vibrators etc.

(Side note: sexy times when you’re first trying out the new toys are a tad goofy at the start because he’s nervous and trying to relieve his own tension, but as you both get into it, he becomes more of his usual, lusty and primal self.)

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Red is the BIGGEST flirt so you know he’s also the BIGGEST tease. He’ll slap your ass in public, put his hand a little too far up your thigh during meetings, and purposefully “forget” to grab a towel so that he has to come out of the steaming shower completely naked.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Dude isn’t so much loud as he is consistently making noise. He can’t be silent, it just feels so good, but unless he’s really feeling it, he’s not yelling either.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

HB loves when you come work out with him. Not only is it one of the few times he feels attractive (he knows he’s built), but he also gets to watch you work out, squats and all, and he always tries to act like he’s your trainer so he can get you riled up for the shower sex that may or may not happen afterward

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

HUGE. Big. Thick. Tough to fit in the first time every time. He’ll get you nice and ready though (wink wonk)

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Moderately high. He’s a machine when it comes to sex, and it’s already known that he jerks it a lot and can last multiple rounds. Give him the chance and he’ll “rock your world any day of the week, princess, WOOO”- or so he once said when you were wondering about it.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) 

He’s a master at sleeping. As soon as he knows you’re good, he’s out. He’s got you in an iron grip, he’s drooling on the pillow, and he is GONE. A freight train crashing through the room couldn’t wake him.

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