Today’s villain is The Duke of Vaults from The Vampair.
requested by @ivyespeonfriends
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Missi: Did you tell your friends?
Duke: What?
Missi: That you're a lying sack of shit?
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silly batfam hc that at some point Bruce got so sick of the kids fighting over things that he just got all of them a bunch of stickers with their respective logos and went "if something is yours, put your logo on it so others will know. don't use anything that doesn't have your logo without permission." he regrets the choice ever since.
Tim: B please tell Jason that no, he cannot claim the entire bathroom in the left wing to himself
Bruce: Jay ??
Jason: What? My sticker is on it. It's the one with the good shower and now it's MINE
Tim: THAT'S NOT HOW THIS WORKS
Alfred: Master Damian, please refrain from placing Robin stickers on my baking trays.
Damian: I don't expect you to understand my genius, Pennyworth. This ensures the cookies that you bake are mine every time.
Alfred, sighing: No.
Bruce: Why is there a Nightwing sticker on every single chandelier in the house?
Dick, grinning: Why do you think?
Bruce, head in hands: No, Tim, you can't put a Red Robin sticker on every computer in the house.
Tim: Okay, but why not? It's efficient if no one else uses them. I also put one on the 3rd shelf of the fridge. That's mine now.
Bruce: God what have I done
Bruce: Putting a sticker on the Batmobile will not convince me to let you drive it, Duke.
Duke: Aw man I was sure that'd work. Time to go put a sticker on the Batplane
Bruce: ???
Bruce: Jason, you have a Black Bat sticker on your back.
Jason: What? ...Oh, you have one too.
Tim: Everyone has one somewhere on them. Cass stuck them on without anyone noticing.
Dick, holding back tears: CASSSSSS
Cass: Mine.
Bruce: No, Stephanie, you cannot put a sticker on the entire kitchen and claim it as yours.
Steph: What if I put a sticker on all your wallets and credit cards
Bruce: No
Steph: Will all your money be mine???
Bruce: I already pay for everything you do
Steph: ANSWER THE QUESTION B
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I wonder why these two babygirls are still not considered tumblr sexy men?!
Still, jfc look at them! Aren't they attractive?
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Bus driver:*drops Missi and Duke off* Watch out for those weirdos.
Missi: We ARE the weirdos, mister.
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