Au where somehow Megatron and Optimus somehow end up renting the same apartment together and that that's how they met
So far my excuses are going for librarian!Optimus pax (just roll with it) and Megatron being in medical school
A lot of it is fanfiction tropes, IDW designs, and Riot ship magic
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ITS ME AGAIN!!! X) -Starscream
anyways have my bbieal oc because hes funny. I also drew Mrs Pomp because shes my favorite <33333!!!!!
Principal sliding across the halls is so funny to me LOL
me saying hello to you XD (if u even care smh /j)
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so fucked up that you have to pay to apply to college
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Look, I'm not saying that the entirety of the Galvan race would be gamers. That would be ludicrous. I'm simply saying that if they found out about the existence of video games as well as how to program them,
Damn if only they didn't have tadpole children otherwise they'd totally have iPad toddlers smh smh- no doubt on Galvan Prime (or whatever edition of planet they're on if you don't retcon it's destruction in the Highbreed arc) they'd already found an interest in many variations of video games, even if predominantly it's not socially acceptable in most galvan cultures to be an adult in full pursuit of a gamer, not that there isn't a market for it because expectations breeds exceptions.
Because of the majority of galvan intellects steer towards the sciences, galvan video game developers probably tend to target younger fresh-out-of-the-pond adolescents with educational games, a combination of fun and learning. But these are galvans we're talking about, so no Mario Teaches Typing or Leap Frog levels of baby smarts games, more like Brain Training and significantly more difficult than what you get here. It's not to say 'fun for fun's sake' games don't exist, just that these are really the only games that early learning galvan really get until they have control over their own financial responsibilities.
I'm not saying that galvan who prefer more entertaining games later in life are unintelligent, but I am saying that Blukic and Driba seem the type to game for fun-
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Elder Graham Needs to Come Get His Mormon Cricket Legion 🦗
saw a comment youtube that read “a swarm of mormon crickets is enough to make you wish for a nuclear winter.”
and another that read “i’m a latter day saint and we don’t claim them (the mormon crickets)”
then i thought, “no, you need to claim them. come get your legion of crickets, Joshua Graham.”
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A friend of mine told me she was having a conversation with a guy who said there are 2 testicles because the “bad one” is the bladder.
So she told another guy and right before she got to that part of the story he went “yeah, because the bad one is the bladder.”
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Looking at my student loan account today and the only thing that’s going through my head is Suzuha’s letter from Steins;Gate.
“My life was a waste.”
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the education system. lol no i found one online.
Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
— click on image for better view !
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Given how Random’s faceplate is unlike any Transformers’ we’ve seen in the TFA universe (which is in stark contrast to Icy and Hothead, who both have faces typically of their species), I have a feeling that Random might not see himself as a Cybertronian, or at the very least, not a full Cybertronian, especially given how non-human alters aren’t unheard of for people with DID or OSDD.
Seeing as how Transformers in the Animated Continuity are shown to believe in an afterlife, which implies that they have some form of religion, my personal headcanon is that he views himself as the Cybertronian equivalent of what humans might consider a demon (‘spawn of Unicron’, perhaps? There was a planned time travel episode taking place after the Unicron Wars, after all, meaning he would’ve been canon to the TFA continuity) confined within a Transformer’s body and as such can’t utilize the “full extent” of his power.
Maybe in headspace, he uses the form of a Transformer as his “default” since it’s the most convenient and the one everyone else is used to but he's capable of taking on a wide variety of forms whenever he chooses (as a fun little reference to the original concept of Blitzwing’s character being a ‘super-Transformer’ who could shape-shift into the form of anything mechanical but couldn’t hold any form other than his vehicle mode for very long).
Demon/Unicron spawn Random is just a fascinating idea I am beaming this idea directly to my brain- probably took all that Autobot functionism and became what 'warframes are supposed to be' and is just having a fun time with it.
Whether Random is serious about eating bots or is acting on his no filter self by spurting what 'warframe predisposed' ideas so heavily propagandised by the elite, being this Unicron spawn (as opposed to Primus like the others) Random is 'what the Autobot's asked for', not being all that much discouraged with that whole war thing happening lmao. I like to think that Random's 'default' appearance is the Blitzwing body mostly because no one else is using it (as representation of themselves rather than as a tool to host), but Mr Jack O'Lanturn here is just as transformer as the other bots in their headspace and transform he does into whatever the fuck he feels like-
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