#the eggs!!

[astrono]

BABYGIRL SUNNY!!

#philza #THE EGGS!! #qsmp #qsmp lore #qsmp prison #qsmp eggs #liveblogging

[imperatoralicia]

I get a lot of entertainment thinking about how containers are used in video games sometimes.

#video games #elder scrolls #morrowind #baldur's gate 3 #skyrim #i think having to visually see how meager those 5 coins are #sitting loosely in that big old wooden chest #makes me rethink whether i really need to steal them haha #update: i fixed the egg

[polymoth]

The thing they don't tell you about fried egg runny yolk is that if you put it in a sandwich it will be the best most delicious thing and you can mop up the egg with the bread, but in exchange you Will get so so messy and covered in egg yolk

#pb&jae #i love you fried egg runny yolk with cheddar and sriracha mayo sandwich.... #i don't love you egg yolk dripping all over my hands and face and plate

[big-armed-mar]

If something like this doesn’t happen in regards to the egg bois I’m not gonna be happy

Edit: changed the watermark

#holy sir pentious #hazbin spoilers #hazbin hotel spoilers #hazbin sir pentious #hazbin art #hazbin hotel #hazbin emily #my art #fanart #mar’s original art #sir pentious #egg bois #hazbin egg bois

[a3poify]

Easter egg for office workers: if you go onto Excel and press ctrl+right, then ctrl+down, you will reach cell XFD1048576. If you put a dot in there, then ctrl+A and fill every cell in black, you can then print 34 million black pages from your office printer and get fired

#easter egg #microsoft excel #excel

[fatbotsartblog]

He wasn't the only one on the ship... 🥚🥚🥚

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel sir pentious #sir pentious #art #fan art #digital drawing #hazbin hotel egg bois

[nrmtenjoyer]

Jake is so real because if I had stretchy powers I'd be 100% doing stupid shit like this

#nom nom nom #mmm egg in me #adventure time #finn mertens #jake the dog #jake adventure time #finn the human #finn adventure time #adventure time quotes #jake is so real #i love this show

[pocketss]

big egg

#comics #egg

[ryan-sometimes]

As a lesbian, it’s happened twice already that one “guy” stands out to me and I think “huh maybe they’re kinda cute and interesting, I wanna get to know them” and then I get to know them better and it’s a closeted trans girl who I somehow sniffed with my little nonbinary lesbian nose

#assigned egg by ryan

[eemamminy-art]

I love that they added these new bits of dialog about how much he likes eggs—

I'M SORRY????

#this is so fucking funny #I love this patch already #truly the way to a man's heart is through his stomach #which is full of raw eggs #baby boy why #are the gains that important #help #sdv #stardew valley #sdv alex #alex mullner

[frostedpuffs]

HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

#I FUCKING KNEW HE'D MAKE A CAMEO #as soon as i saw mat i started SCREAMING laughing #no mark cameo though :( sad #fnaf movie #fnaf movie spoilers #text post #fnaf #fnaf spoilers #matpat #the fact that his nametag says ness too. the fucking earthbound character #THE EASTER EGGS IN THIS MOVIE WERE SOOO GOOD #listen as an og fnaf fan....im thriving #not super into the series anymore but WOW this movie really catered to my high school age self lol

[kedreeva]

There's some dude (derogatory) on FB who is PISSED people are pricing their farm fresh eggs at $2 and $3 a dozen instead of $4+, saying it's "disrespectful" and "undignified" and "I'm trying to feed my kids" like Sir, you are on a Facebook group page bitching about your neighbors egg prices because your pet chickens aren't earning you a living wage and you think it's your neighbors' fault, you do not have a leg to stand on here wrt dignity.

Also half the answers are like "I give them to friends and family free" or "I donate them to food banks" or "I'm making them affordable to folks who might not otherwise be able to get them now that they're so expensive in the store" and "if you think you're going to turn a profit keeping backyard chickens you have been wildly misled" and so on, and so forth, and I'm so living for it.

and I can tell you right now, he did NOT like my answer of "if you're trying to feed your kids, I hear eggs are edible."

#chickens #like buddy you are never going to actually make a profit #and if by some miracle you do #it's going to be VERY SMALL #Considering the money you put into building or buying a coop #plus feed and bedding and equipment (waterers feeders perches etc) costs #egg cartons and enrichment and gas to go get the feed #the cost you (personally) probably put into building the egg stand you mentioned #a 50lbs bag of feed will feed 12 adult chickens for 8 days #12 chickens generally lay 6-12 eggs per day #usually less in the fall and may even stop in winter #a 50lb bag of feed is usually $12-15 #and you wasted the first 6 months going eggless until they were old enough to lay #and that doesn't factor in oyster shell or anything else you may need to do for them #like worming or treating for coccidia or anything #and doesn't take into account your time #like asjh;dsfkgdh you really thought you were gonna make a buck doing this??? #wank for ts

[herpsandbirds]

Common Egg-eating Snake (Dasypeltis scabra), family Colubridae, South Africa

photograph by Cristian Schneider

#egg eating snake #dasypeltis #colubridae #snake #reptile #herpetology #africa #animals #nature

[tranquil-slaughterhouse]

#hazbin hotel #alastor #mimzy #niffty #lucifer morningstar #husk #vox #egg boiz #hazbin hotel spoilers

[lunarcrystal]

Oh I love the little egg boi's so much

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel spoilers #alastor #radio demon #i'd imagined he just treated them as he would annoying children lmao #frank is best egg boi

[natedhernandez]

My round food art

#digital art #digital painting #digital illustration #visdev #art study #food art #eggs