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winter-mornings · 3 years
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I never thought I’d see the day...
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maddogofshimano · 2 years
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Family Patriarch Dialogue
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So as I covered in my translations of the Majima Family Equipment, there’s a mechanic where you pick a boss and earn pictures and music and equipment from them
Well I have been sitting at 49/50 Majima pictures for over 6 months so I have decided to bite the bullet and jump to the Saejima Family. Majima actually made me pay him 100 million yen to do so, which is so so funny to me
In honor of that here’s everything that both Majima and Saejima can say when you click on them in HQ (sorry Daigo) and a few misc lines. Hopefully this doesn’t look completely unreadable, but I wanted to include all the original lines too since I had the screenshots already, especially because I am way less confident in getting single lines like this right even without the added complication of kansai-ben. Still, I did my best.
Patriarch of the Tojo Clan’s Majima Family, Majima Goro. He’s known as “The Mad Dog of Shimano” and is feared as a hyper-violent yakuza. He does as he pleases regardless of the situation he’s in, displaying his personal freedom. Striving after the man who’s stronger than anyone and wilder than anyone, a ceaseless tide of aspirants enter the Majima Family.
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Hey, we’re holdin’ a Tycoon tournament. Get some players. (Tl note: Tycoon aka President or Daifugou is a card game, it’s also what Saejima plays in jail in Y5!)
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No one’s come to raid us... I’m gonna die of boredom.
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Dammit. If I stay inside my body’s gonna shrivel up...
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Days are for construction, and nights are for fightin’. It’s a perfectly sensible way to live, dumbass!
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It’s food time. Hey, let’s go get Chinese!
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That Daigo guy’s as uptight as ever. He’s gonna give himself wrinkles.
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Haaa~ I’m sleepy after eatin’. I’m gonna take a nap. If you’re noisy I’ll kill ya!
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Someone left a grenade unattended here! Get it together!
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Hmmm~. Maybe I’ll go to the batting center to work up a sweat...
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Haa~. I want to take another shot at building a big building.
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What’re you starin’ so closely at.
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Oh.....? [Player Name], ya got a real determined look to ya. 
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Ohh.... Ain’t it excitin’ coming here?
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Bored...... I’m gonna go tease my kyoudai for a little bit.
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....Got it! I’ll go mess with my kyoudai.
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If I eat sweet things I end up wantin’ salty ‘n’ spicy...
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Thanks to the hard work of all of our fine members, the Majima Family’s influence is expanding! Hehehe! That ain’t half bad~! (Tl note: this was sent when the Majima Family leveled up as a whole)
Oi! The feast is startin’! Hurry up and get in here!! (Tl note: this is sent every time we earn enough points for a pizza party)
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Patriarch of the Tojo Clan's Saejima Family. One of the Tojo Clan's executives. Long feared under the nickname "18 Counts Saejima". There is no end to people requesting to join the Saejima Family, drawn in by the quiet man who is stronger than any other and feels things more deeply than any other.
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Hey, go water the flowers after this.
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I'm headin' out for a bit.... Yeah, visitin' the grave like usual.
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Do ya know how to work a smart phone? Could ya show me how for a bit.
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A buzzed head's real simple and nice. Want me to buzz yours?
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Sma-art phone, huh... If only the letters were a lil bigger. (Tl note: he says it スマ~トホン which is just kinda cute imo)
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It's fulla cat hair... Wanna clean it all together?
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How're the neighbors doin'? Be sure not to cause them any trouble.
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For sake of morale, how about we all go out to dinner tonight. (Tl note: I’m not sure if it’s morale or economic stimulation lol, and also the phrasing kind of implies it’s just an excuse to go out to eat)
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....D'ya think I should wear a suit or a kimono?
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Nothin' to do? Well then, how about a match of shogi?
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Heh, everyone is dazzlin'. You have my gratitude.
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Me and my kyoudai will keep Daigo supported.
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Seriously... I got no clue what's gonna happen in this society these days.
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Hm? A text from my kyoudai....? ....I can't make heads or tails of this.
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Should I get the other one this time.... Hey, let's go get some food.
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Hey. Did ya see the Wyverns’ game yesterday? Man, that double play.
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Ya can't start somethin' unless ya got the cash for it. Sorry to ask that of ya.
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Hey, ya got the newspaper?
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Thanks to all of your hard work, our influence has gotten huge. I ask you all to keep it up.
All of your hard work is gettin’ rewarded. Please get to the office soon for the banquet. 
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a few inconsequential notes: 
I translated it as “striving after” or “drawn in by” but the specific word used can be a little more pointed if you want it to be
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It’s funny seeing Majima specifically say he’s gonna get Chinese food after doing Saejima’s New Years character story where he had to move heaven and earth (very literally!) to get some Chinese food. I like to imagine they get lunch together
I got so so so so caught off guard the first time Majima said my name. I wasn’t expecting it. It continued to catch me off guard every single time it happened lmao
the “Hey, let’s go get some food” line was the first thing Saejima said to me when I joined the Saejima Family, which was 😳 
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wolffesimp · 4 years
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Beach Shenanigans
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summary: the war was won. order 66 was never executed. the 501st, 212th, and 104th battalions along with y/n, obi wan keniobi, ahsoka, anakin, and padmé enjoyed their much needed island vacation. what ensues is beach shenanigans and MORE! stick around for a day full of laughs, crying, tanning, and swimming! 2.3k words of my imagination and clone happiness!
warnings: OH MY GOD SO MANY SHENANIGANS I SHOULD GET PAID FOR THESE ORIGINAL FUCKING IDEAS!!!!!!!!! alcohol is consumed. some mature themes. nothing explicit uhhh lots of fluff and cusswords cuz they make my writing ✨spicy✨yeah that’s pretty much it :)
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y/n was unceremoniously awoken by rex
who was the devoutly loyal boyfriend
for him, she would fight a million more wars
“mornin princess. up and at em!”
“don’t wanna get out of bed...”
just then, there was a knock on the door
before anyone could announce come in
the door was busted down by a very enthusiastic battalion
namely, the 501st
y/n gaped at them
fives and echo held buckets and shovels for a sandcastle
smiles bigger than the deathstar 
jesse’s nose was white from the sunscreen that kix insisted he put on
tup’s naturally curly hair was finally down, a lei adorning his neck
dogma and hardcase had pool noddles in hand
meanwhile fives held a gigantic inner tube
kix had big sunglasses on, fresh glass of orange juice in hand
y/n could only stare for a few minutes
they all began to speak in sync
incredibly excited to finally dip their toes in the water and run on the beach
she laughed at them “suppose i should get out of bed!”
rex laughed with her, shaking his head at the antics of his brothers
standing up and shooing the boys out of her room, he made sure to close the door behind him
oh rex, he was too considerate for his own good
y/n slipped on her favorite swimsuit
along with one of obi wan’s t-shirts
grabbing her beach bag and slipping on her flip flops
she was out of her room
the clones were waiting impatiently downstairs
practically itching with excitement
y/n reached the landing, sliding on her favorite sunglasses
“hey guys! ready to go-“
fives picked her up into her arms, sprinting out of the house
“first one at the beach wins!”
the clones chased after the two
y/n squealed as fives held tightly onto her
“don’t worry y/n, i’m not gonna drop ya.”
“i know but rex is hot on our tail!”
fives panted
“like hell i’m gonna let him win!”
y/n giggled as rex fell behind
“hey rexie, suck my toe!”
“watch your mouth, y/n!”
she stuck her tongue out in response
rex chuckled at the antics of his girl
obi wan, cody, anakin, and padmé were far behind them
probably too mature to participate in such activities
let’s be honest if padmé wasn’t there anakin would be running too
ahsoka ran beside rex, smirking
“rex and i are gonna beat you!”
y/n finally saw the beach at the end of the boardwalk which they were running down
“c’mon fives! we have to win!”
he smirked down at her
“you know we never loose!”
fives cheered as they were the first one to reach the beach
setting down y/n, they waited for the others to catch up
in a frenzy, the clones ran to the ocean
ahsoka and y/n giggled at their faces of pure joy
“hey, wanna share this umbrella and mat i brought?”
ahsoka turned to y/n, smiling contently
“that sounds great!”
the two girls set up their camp for the day
towels beside each other
books, sunscreen, water bottles and everything in between 
y/n also brought out the extra towels she had
setting them by obi wan and cody
“for the clones who forgot their own”
obi wan was distracted by the clones in the ocean
“do they know how to...swim?”
cody and y/n stared at each other
“oh-”
“shit!”
y/n ran towards the clones
“PAUSE! PAUSE! PAUSE! EVERYONE OUT OF THE OCEAN! NO ONE IS DROWNING ON MAMA Y/N’S WATCH! JESSE, DON’T YOU HIDE, GET OUTTA THERE!” 
cody knew it was taken care of
he sat back down, basking in the sun
obi wan laughed heartily as y/n shouted at the clones
“WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME Y’ALL COULDN’T SWIM!! SWEET MAKER!!!! ONE OF YOU COULD’VE DROWNED!”
“kix would’ve saved us!”
“THERE’S ONLY ONE KIX, YOU IDIOTS!”
ahsoka giggled
y/n took off her shirt “hold this for me, sokie! lifeguard y/n’s on duty”
the boys catcalled y/n teasingly
“oooh yeah y/n!” ahsoka called out, hyping her older sister up 
the boys earning icy glares from rex
she kissed his cheek
making it clear that there was no need for jealousy
y/n waded into the ocean
motioning for them to follow behind her
“now...is anyone feeling nervous?”
well as it turns out...
the clones loved swimming
they all easily caught on
even becoming faster than y/n
much to her dismay
y/n and ahsoka playfully splashed each other
giggling as other clones joined in
cody and obi wan decided to join in on the fun
and when someone splashed cody it went quiet
y/n glared at fives
she knew it was him
fives whistled
looking around as if to say
“who? me?”
cody full force splashed fives back
next thing she knew a splashing war broke out
the 501st, ahsoka, and y/n went up against the 212th, obi wan and 104th 
boil and waxer were head to head with echo and fives
y/n and ahsoka combatted obi wan and cody
it seemed like no one was backing down 
until someone got kicked in the leg
practically drowning
mfs are genetically modified
getting kicked by them would probably seriously injure me i mean jesus christ
“dammit! this is why the 501st can’t have nice things!” rex cursed
tup was weak in the knees
but mama y/n was there to wrap him up in a towel
careful to dry his curly hair
setting him up comfortably
“we’re having lunch soon, so stay put for now, alright hun? make sure to hydrate!”
“thank you, y/n.”
“mhm!”
she took rex’s hand
dragging him back into the ocean
“tup will be fine! hey fives and sokie, let’s play chicken!”
explaining the game rules, y/n perched herself on rex’s broad shoulders
ahsoka was on fives shoulders
smirking at her opponent
“this’ll be fun!”
y/n and ahsoka’s arms collided
their laughs filled the air as they attempted to fight each other off
meanwhile rex clung to y/n’s thighs
making sure his princess didn’t fall into the water
fives attempted to kick his captain
only to earn a snarl and forceful blow to the chest
fives was knocked into the water
sending ahsoka flying 
y/n wheezed 
“holy shit!” rex remarked
quickly recovering her senses, concern taking over
“wait- AHSOKA! FIVES! ARE YOU GUYS OK?”
fives’ thumbs up shot out from the water
ahsoka’s montrals emerging from the blue sea
rex laughed pityingly at fives and ahsoka
“round two?”
well, there ended up being 10 rounds
all four of them were soaking wet by the end 
breathless and ready for a break
rex carried y/n as per request
she could be a little shit sometimes
rex secretly loved it 
ahsoka and y/n made room for fives, rex, and a few other troopers
“hey ahsoka, where are anakin and padmé?”
they looked around curiously
the place where they once resided were empty
“they are probably...ya know...”
y/n made crude gestures eluding to sex
ahsoka cringed, throwing a tube of sunscreen at y/n
“gross!”
rex put his head in y/n’s lap
her hand ran through his blonde curls 
which had been growing out since the end of the war
well maintained by y/n
who insisted on doing his hair
“oh get a room!” ahsoka teased
“we can always make out in front of you guys” 
“ewww”
“please don’t”
“i would rather not see my mother figure do that”
y/n and rex laughed
they were so beautiful together
it was clear that they would spend the rest of their lives with each other
as the day drags on, y/n falls asleep blissfully on her towel
luckily rex helped her with an umbrella so she wouldn’t get sun burnt 
the boys shenanigans continued on without her
fives and echo built a sandcastle the size of a shed
rex, cody, wolffe, and obi wan enjoyed margaritas beside the sleeping y/n
while ahsoka had a virgin piña colada
jesse was buried alive by dogma, tup, kix, and hardcase 
a few of the members of the 104th were flirting with a group of twi’lek girls 
flexing their muscles and battlescars
the remainder swimming in the ocean
the 212th were playing a competitive game of frisbee with island locals
fives and echo decided they were done with their sandcastle 
ushering the generals and jedi to check it out
they didn’t want to admit it, but they were very impressed with their work
y/n was still sleeping
fives was bored
so he took his bucket
washed out the sand
then refilled it with clean water
while echo was talking with the generals and jedi
unintentionally distracting them from the scene that was about to play out 
fives chuckled devilishly
pouring the water onto y/n
she screamed as the cold water hit her face and chest
eyes opening to an entertained fives
until he saw the look in her eyes
fives was so dead
instead of facing death in its face
he took off running, screaming to anyone who would listen 
“Y/N’S GONNA KILL ME!”
“HELP! ANYONE!”
“PLEASE HELP ME!”
*violent screams*
y/n was in hot pursuit of the dumbass himself 
running shockingly fast
not even breaking a sweat
rex cheered her on
having no idea what happened
but wanting to be a supportive boyfriend 
fives looked helplessly at anyone 
having nowhere to run 
y/n stopped running
finding an innocent sea creature on the ground 
“hi lil crab...you are gonna help me out here”
fives continued running as far away as possible from her
the crab settled in her palm
calmed by the aura y/n generated from the force
“fives! stop running! i’m done with your ass!”
fives was panting
knelt over
hot in the face
“i am so not sorry for what i’m about to do”
“wait wha-”
y/n shielded her eyes away as she dropped the crab into his swim trunks 
fives let out an ear piercing scream 
“WHAT IS IT IN MY SHORTS?!! ITS CRAWLING UP MY ASS!!!”
y/n was completely incoherent 
laughing so hard with tears come to her eyes
“IT’S PINCHING ME! OH IT HURTS! OHHHH MY ASS CHEEKS”
y/n couldn’t breathe 
knees buckling as she fell onto the sand 
obi wan and cody were extremely panicked
what the hell is wrong with fives?
obi wan approached him 
fives was jumping up and down
running in circles
looking like a complete madman
“fives what are you doing?”
“CRAB IN MY SHORTS”
“how is there a crab in your shorts?”
“GET IT OUT! IT’S IN MY ASS-”
wolffe was flabergasted 
“what?”
rex crossed his arms
already knowing who the culprit was
“y/n?” 
she staggered over to him
leaning into his chest as she wheezed
“shit- imma...imma pee my pants!! oh fucking hell if i would’ve known this-”
obi wan glared at her
fives screamed once again
“I HAVE TO DO IT!”
“do what?”
all of the 501st instantly knew what he meant
“fives don’t-”
“wait wait wait-”
“i swear to maker-”
“if he does it-”
fives dropped his shorts
revealing his ass and the rest of the land down under
y/n screeched
she saw something she could never un-see
the beach went silent
oh my god
fives just flashed the  e n t i r e  public area
echo looked embarrassed for his vod
but the relief on fives face...
the crab was promptly thrown across the beach
fives quickly pulled up his shorts
praying to god that nobody saw 
they did
“give us a warning next time, fives!” cody said judgementally
obi wan couldn’t even look at him
y/n hid her head in rex’s chest
“i want to go blind”
rex chuckled, playing with her hair sympathetically 
“i know i’m big, y/n!” fives called out teasingly
well someone recovered quickly 
“FIVES!” tup lectured
hardcase and jesse chuckled
meanwhile kix and dogma looked apologetically at y/n
“i can’t believe you...” she muttered to no one in particular 
the rest of the day went swimmingly
filled with even more laughs
a million holophotos 
is that what you call them??
followed by the envious photos from mace windu, plo koon, and kit fisto
they were definitley coming next time
ahsoka tried her first ever drink
don’t worry, only y/n saw! 
and ahsoka was above the drinking age on the planet they were in!
who else would permit her to do it?
besides, she had a theory ahsoka wouldn’t like alcohol
the theory was proven to be true
ahsoka spat it out
giving it back to y/n 
shortly after
y/n and ahsoka baked cookies for the boys
while rex, cody, and wolffe grilled out
wolffe was the real pro
even having an apron that said
“kiss the grill dad”
comet and sinker found it on some sketchy website
it proved to be one of the best gifts 
the rest of the boys brought down silverware, tables, and the firepits
preparing for another long night
waves crashing into each other as the tide receeded back
by the time ahsoka and y/n were back they enjoyed dinner and dessert beach side
a magical sunset painting the sky 
hues of pink, orange and purple
ahsoka snapped a picture of y/n and rex’s not-so-secret-kiss 
the sunset it the background
ahsoka needed to frame it and give it to y/n as a surprise 
the sun was down
fire crackling 
soft conversations between all battalions and jedi
calmed down by the end of the night
the distant sound of music 
to the clones, it felt like a dream
none of them thought they would make it past this war
but here they were
and they couldn’t be more thankful
finally, their future was promised
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vodkctonics · 5 years
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[ im changkyun, cismale, he/him, 24 ] DESPERADO by RIHANNA? whenever i hear that song, it reminds me of JAEHYUK "JAE" KHANG. maybe because they’re DARING but also AGGRESSIVE. they’ve been living at mulberry apartments since OCTOBER of 2013 in APARTMENT 402 and have 2 ROOMMATES. ( LATE NITE by FOALS & SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOW by GOYTE ft. KIMBRA )
it me, ya girl, cait, back at it again with another trash baby bc why not!! i tried to go a lil more indepth with his intro than i have my previous ones ( i’m sorry ya’ll had to deal with those garbage intros ok i really am ) along with giving ya’ll his basic stats and some basic connection ideas for him. ( also if you’re interested HERE is his pinterest board !! ) if ya’ll wanna plot with this trash bb, like this or hmu on discord ( 𝘫𝘰𝘰𝘩𝘦𝘰𝘯 𝘷𝘤 — 𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕠.#7518 ) or tumblr im if you don’t have discord !! anyways, onto the good shit !!
general information.
full name: jaehyuk khang. nickname(s): jae, hyuk, hyukkie, khang. date of birth: october 26st, 1994. age: twenty-four. nationality: korean. spoken languages: english, korean, chinese, japanese, french, spanish, german & russian. gender: cismale. pronouns: he / him / his. sexuality: bisexual. faceclaim: im changkyun ( i.m ) of monsta x.
background.
hometown: ulsan, south korea. current residence: baltimore, maryland. mulberry apartments, apt 402. financial status: middle to upper class. occupation: drug dealer / gang leader. education level: high school diploma. family connections: tba.
extra information.
myers briggs: entp-a. ( the debater. ) enneagram: eight. ( the challenger. ) temperament: choleric. moral aligment: neutral evil. hogwarts house: slytherin. sin: wrath. virtue: pride. zodiac: scorpio. element: fire.
biography.
born and raised in korea
parents were pretty strict and didn’t really allow him to do well.. anything.
however, they did buy him whatever he wanted and spoiled him in that way
and due to both of those things combined, he started to rebel at a really young age. ( i’m talking like 10 )
so he’d sneak out, graffiti people’s houses and break things and the likes.
pretty much got kicked out of his home for his actions at the age of 13.
slept on friends couches or in their basements and was pretty much on the street after that.
met some people a year later who saw potential in jae and basically paid for him to come to the states with him.
so without a word to his parents or friends, he moved to the states at 14.
those people were not really ‘good’ people, but they took jaehyuk under their wing and taught him how to fight, how to handle weapons and how to take care of himself.
n not long after that, he was ‘initiated’ into their gang as nothing but a runner
which he loved for a while, but he wanted more, he wanted to climb up the ladder.. so that’s what he did. by whatever means necessary. 
it took him a few years of busting his ass and doing whatever he was told to do, but that paid off by the leader appointing jae as his right hand.
it was more power than he’d ever had before, and he thrived off of it.
sadly, though, the leader and a few other men got involved in a drug deal gone bad and he lost them.
but on the other hand, that meant jae, who’d been the right-hand for a year or so, was now the leader. he had the most amount of power within that gang and he took full advantage of it.
personality.
hides behind a wall of sarcasm, cockiness, anger and lust.
doesn’t really care to get to know people and had a tendency to push people away before they get too close to him. because he really… doesn’t want to get hurt again & doesn’t want to put them @ risk.
wears glasses to read and mess w computers, but hates them a lot and probably won’t wear them if people are around.
wears tf out of jeans, v-necks, sweats, leather jackets and anything that makes him look like your typical fuckboi ?? it’s kinda his aesthetic.
is …. stubborn as hell and refuses to ask for help with anything.
his motorcyle and cars are literally his babies ??? like he ?? has a problem ??
a hotmess
loves halloween so much?? he gets so hype for that holiday it’s unreal.
fluent in a lot of languages, picked them up so that he didn’t need translators at meetings and the likes.
lowkey worried that people will figure out that he’s actually v hurt inside because that’ll cause him to start having to deal with his feelings again, and he doesn’t wanna do that.
is the biggest flirt you will ever meet?? like if he’s speaking 2 u… its usually flirty as hell unless it has 2 do w business or he’s just known u for centuries ?
will try to get everyone to go to bars n parties with him because that’s his life in a nutshell ??
hella nerd on the inside though like owns so many comic books, loves to play video games, read books, plays piano / violin & all that jazz.
super, super intelligent. could probably work @ nasa but instead he decided to do what he does & he honestly… ain’t complaining.
drinks..heavily..  like every night?? it’s a problem tbh.
he cares… god he cares so much about people and the world but he pretends to hate everything because it’s easier than letting people in.
full of horrible and cheesy pick up lines and jokes and frequently texts people said pick up lines and jokes.
owns a book that is full of nothing but blank pages and keeps it on his coffee table because he ‘relates’ to it.
is a highkey hoe but he keeps it on the dl
super into fitness as it’s a way to keep him away from drinking every evening. ( that doesn’t work lol )
loves boxing so much and can be seen at the gym quite a bit.. also has bruised knuckles 24/7 because of it as it’s a way to take out his aggression and feelings out on a punching bag?
speaking of... anger issues af.
actually super kind and caring once you’re able to see get past his wall?? which is really hard to do due to his job but if u do it he’ll cherish u.
has a bad habit of smoking whenever he’s stressed out, which is usually all of the time so he smokes…. more than he should
highkey into cuddling and all the cute shit like that but would literally never tell a soul because then they’d see that he isn’t such a hardass.
is a burnt cupcake who has really good intentions but has extremely horrible execution skills. ( and no i don’t mean the violent kind bc he’s actually v good @ that )
plot ideas.
bad influence. ( on your muse. ) 
best friends.
childhood friend.
competition. 
confidant. 
cousin. 
current hook up(s). 
drinking buddies.
drunken hook up. 
enemies that used to be friends. 
enemies. 
exes who ended on bad terms. 
flirtationship. 
frenemies. 
friendly competition. 
friends that used to be enemies. 
friends with benefits. 
good influence. ( on jaehyuk. )
hate sex. 
one night stand(s). ( past & present. ) 
partner in crime. 
party buddies.
past hook up(s). 
ride or die. 
social media friends.
trouble makers.
unlikely friends.
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talesfromacrip · 4 years
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more ehh thoughts (recent edition):
w o w
can’t even speak my damn mind anymore in this house I guess without getting the whole, ‘get out then if you don’t like it here. look for a section 8 place and blah, blahhhh’ speech.
the signature speech of my parents when I get on their ‘last nerves’..
all just for speaking my mind. lovely
all bc I said something in regards to something political my dad was talking about. then saying black lives matter after bc it was also apart of the conversation
(which is my opinion)
that word doesn’t sit well in my parents ears.. my dad to be specific apparently.
he then started saying I should just look for somewhere else to go and that if I say that again, something will happen. (not anything violent on me,but make me leave to somewhere else type of happen )
guess my parents (specifically my dad) wants me dead if he wants me to go out and find somewhere else to go. it’s not like, idk, i have a fucking immunocompromised system or anything like that ya know?? also.... during a fucking pandemic as well ?? helllloooo, old man?? i just don’t know anymore sometimes with my parents
caught me off guard a bit and hurt really fucking bad.. like, wow. if that’s how you feel, then let me go which you won’t and won’t admit.
used to it though which is silly to say, but I can’t do anything much about it even if i tried. so, I must deal for now anyway I can.
we settled our differences though which, I’m glad, but I hate that I was the first one to do it. shows how it is in my family at times
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at least my mom and few friends are on my side. ridiculous to be treated like this for having a fucking opinion.  
doesn’t help either to get teased about it. like I haven’t been most of my life already ya know, shit.
sick of this house sometimes. the people in it, I should say.. sigh
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I feel like I’m not, as ‘feminine’ as a lady should be. adds to my existing body probsss
can’t put makeup on. can’t get my nails done. can’t use bath bombs. can’t use facial creams or certain acne products. can’t buy clothes I’d like to shape my body and whatnot.. it goes onnnn. I would like to do what a lady likes to feel/look her absolute best ya know.
I can’t though. trying?????which doesn’t really go anywhere much tbh
I have an unused makeup palette and lippies going to absolute waste in my drawer.
which, cost me gooood money bc gooood brand. treat myself.
to see it go to waste though,is heartbreaking...
I could be using it now during the pandemic,but I have no one to help me with it. I can’t do it myself with my fucked up arms/hands either so that’s a nope.
my mom won’t help me and I’ve asked. she has more important things to do than make me look like a little clowns spawn.
I have so many ideas and I can’t execute them as I’d like. never can and it hurts. maybe on a drawimg, but having it applied to your face is a much better experience. very relaxing as well,but to take off.. that’s a process
doesn’t help that I’m told I’d look better with it as well, which totally helps my self esteem ya know. "it suits your moon face and covers those acne bits.."
fucking hell.. like, let me be.
guess not though it seems :lllllll
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I feel gross about my skin.. dry and flaky at times from my medication and bc my body is a lil ass. it’s fucking oily on occasions as well.. ughhh. a whole nightmare, in my opinion
small acne scars,pimples from an imbalanced body in miscellaneous spots and places where they shouldn’t be.. I hate it.
I cannot look at myself without wanting to scream sometimes. I just stare and flip through a plethora of thoughts until I’m sitting there watching myself cry
I can’t buy the right skin products without suffering a break out or some kind of allergic reaction either. that’s how ‘sensitive’ i am.. ughh and people think it’s sooo fucking easy to take care of your skin.
help me out then and do it for me instead of telling me when I’ve said why I couldn’t in the first place..
fucking shit
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I use to do my nails and paint them different colors almost every other week or so when I was younger. that was when I could move them to a certain extent. now i just can’t much for that. maybe?but I don’t want to risk twisting my wrist again. which, oddly helped a bit, but I’m not risking it
can’t even paint my right hand without leaning into a terrible spine position bc of my curled in fingers. it’s "so easy" though.my big ass it is
so, I just leave them bare nowadays
I have chipped and or broken nails anyway from fidgeting and anxiety. so, that’ll get in the way when they’re colored
sigh
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bath bombs are the most elegant form of hygienic self care. a bubbly concoction for your skin to dip in.. ughhhh. sounds so relaxing and funnn
can’t sit in a fucking tub though to enjoy it and I don’t have the walk in ones. just a plain walk in shower. every time I see someone post about them, I melt inside. so pretty with the glitter fragments and the colorsss...mm
how I wish I could endure a porcelain tub to soak and forget about the world for a moment.
I can dream, but that still hurts as well.
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I used to wear slim fitting tops for my stomach bc I was one of the chubby ones ya know.
now, I want to use them more bc my body doesn’t look how I thought it would be at my age. due to medication and lack of movement, just made it worse and it’s not my fault. feels like it is though and I tried. still am and it’s been hard lately with the pandemic. massive buying spells again so, some healthy goods are not available.
apparently though it seems nowadays being ‘thicc’ is in when years before it was absolutely frowned upon.
I got teased for being ‘thicc’ and now I’m somewhat getting praised for it?? kinda weird circus did I buy tickets for? unless I didn’t??
like, what do y’all mean, now it’s in????? stop being such a rude wad of shit and quit playing with people like this.
I don’t know what to accept much anymore and it’s bothers me so damn much
even if you do get praised,you must meet the standards. with some that is, I should say. must be at least some sort of skinny. some sort of, shaped being that I don’t really want to explain bc I feel it’s obvious.
some disabled folks are almost never in this section and when so, seems very fetishized.
hopefully this paints a small picture or whatever size you prefer your canvas to be. I’ve already talked about my body and more like this just gets me upset
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uggh why are people still making stupid party plans, going to crowded places and doing other irresponsible shit... during a fucking pandemic?? It’s literally s o fucking irritating.
these people do not grasp this it seems, but ooooooohhh. gotta go out and risk it for someone who doesn’t even care about my health,others and even themselves.
fucking dumb
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funny to see them complain about being home and all bc of this. like, how do you think I’ve felt and countless other disabled folks like me? sucks h u h. no freedom to go anywhere for risk of a fucking accident or worse, d e a t h.
it’s easy as hell to stay home and keep yourself occupied but apparently it’s a big ass deal
read, write, draw, cook, c l e a n. go out in your, idk, backyard as your outside relief?? is it really that b a d of a need to go somewhere??
especially when eventually it’ll drain you and you’ll eventually go back h o m e anyway ??t’s ridiculous.
"you should be thankful you can even go out."
yeah, to appointments, groceries, and concerts o n l y.
I don’t have the fucking privilege to go out at my own leisure and when I do, I have to plan like a mf.
it’s not easy. can’t drive. van is always busting on us. parents are my only source of a ride. can’t even generally go out anywhere bc of stupid stairs and all that.
I swear. every time I see a friend, mutual or family put something like that.. irritates me. I wanna comment so bad,but I don’t want to start anymore drama.
maybe soon I will. who fucking knows
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i miss shows and all, but I just don’t as much.
I’m paranoid to think of going to future ones now..
I’ve already missed a majority of concerts my whole childhood and teen years due to my disability.
I don’t want to miss out on my young adult life now that I’m somewhat in a ‘better state’ bc some of y’all don’t want to be cautious and follow rules.
shows are therapeutic for me, but idk anymore now if it’s makimg me like this
disabled folks like myself who enjoy these shows are in so much fucking danger, it’s ridiculous.
we already were anyways with moshing and all.. which I know some act like they don’t know.
y’all are so desperate to go like, what about the other fandom folks who can’t even attend these shows though?? sad
these lives performances some artists have been doing are perfect and we need to support them more with this format. encourage the fuck out of them like the do to us with their music and whatnot.
I was so fucking thankful DGD did one.
it was a great time, but not so great when everyone is like, but what about an ‘actual show’?
it’s just, never enough with some of the fans I swear. irritating
yeahhh ,lets risk the fuckin band/bands getting sick so they can play for us. yasssss. shows how much they read up on the members and care about their health/wellbeing.
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being sober brings back a lot of suppressed memories. nights are bit hard when going through this
makes me remember quite a bit of conversations that others have probably or most likely have forgotten by now as well
irritating and sad. that’s how I get some of my dreams as well which cause lack of sleep at timessss y a y
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I, over share too much at times it seems.. how the hell do people want to know me though????
if I’m making the situation, odd or whatever, fucking tell me instead of ignoring it and trying to move on with some stupid shit
if I can fucking sit through y’alls oversharing.. can with fucking mine
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I hate how everything that’s so wholesome and genuine I see, I can barely even do and say..
I especially hate how I imagine it with someone who deserves better. this is wearing me out I swear to fucking god
I put some of my eggs in the wrong basket.. again
ohhh fucking boooyyy
least it’s a good basket..
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sometimes I feel so uneducated when taking with friends. my mind is like a fucking mad libs book on new game plus.
it’s blanks out and replaces important vocabulary with some silly childish shit instead
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Fan-traslations of Zombieman’s speech goes “too American”?
I’m only writing this post because some people were super annoyed at the way Zombieman was fantranslated and they were wondering where this all came from, if the fan-translators were taking LOTS of liberties or what.
First of all: most manga/anime fans depend on fan-translations and seriously these people are amazing for providing this service. In many cases, they are better than official translations, too. Take into consideration as well that translating and localising goes hand in hand... and it’s very difficult sometimes, because of linguistic and cultural circumstances.
That said: Zombieman does have a “particular” speech pattern in Japanese, HOWEVER making him sound like some ridiculous Californian "too punk and cool for life” cop from a 60s movie in the fantranslations was not the best way to go about it, and yes I also find it makes him sound really obnoxious. To be fair, the way I see it in Japanese, he IS supposed to sound like a parody of a hard boiled agent-ish guy although it’s precisely because he’s also somewhat “gentle” -or rather, considerate- for a tough guy that he chooses euphemisms over more exact but “violent” or “disgusting” terms when he refers to things such as “execution”.
I don’t know how up to date with the webcomic the manga fantranslators are, but let me tell you Zombieman just NEVER SHUTS UP during the Monsters Association arc, so it’s not like you only have the latest manga chapter to catch on Zombieman’s speech pattern and quirks. He’s got a lil “accent” too, if you listen to the drama CDs... localisation work is always tricky and it’s difficult to transfer the way he talks to a language like English but seriously you don’t need to have him say Yo’ and Ya’ every two lines either.
And yes obviously I’m super interested in him which is the reason why it’s easy for me to put together all this info to discuss a better way to “localise” the way he speaks,  but I’m still really surprised that, somehow, 2 of the fantranslations I saw around today managed to make him sound like your typical American asshole who can barely talk, instead of sweet but rough and silly with his overuse of cops’ anime terminology and incessant inner monologue. Like I said, it seems clear to me he’s supposed to sound like a City Hunter or Detective Conan character parody (much like Child Emperor actually) but my god there is quite the stretch from that to “annoying stupid overacted presumptuous American cop with annoying accent”. The guy talks in a way that could put babies to sleep and you make it sound more obnoxious than Tatsumaki lmao way to go.
 I shouldn’t be surprised though? This comes from the same people who somehow “translated” Senkou no Flash to “Lightspeed Flash” and then there is actually insulting and degrading stuff like *translating* Okamaitachi to “Sheman” and fans who defend that “translation” even after being told why it’s so so so WRONG AND DAMAGING.
So yeah, always remember that you must take everything with a grain of salt in these cases. Fantraslations are just that: fantranslations.
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What Could’ve Been E4 C5
I kinda like it. Kinda hate it. Kinda my favorite, kinda wanna cry
"You know, when we first met Clem, I swear you would trust none of us. And yet here we are, like family." Mitch chuckled, watching AJ play on the floor. "Yeah, I guess so." I replied. "He's cute and all, but he pukes on my floor, that's all you." Conrad exclaimed, cleaning some glasses. "Conrad." Francine chuckled out. "Oh come now, that's just how he gets." Tripp hiccuped, putting down his shoot glass. "I think you've had to much to drink." Eleanor chuckled. "Come Ellie, let the man have some fun." Eli said. I smiled at them, pushing a ball back to AJ. He smiled, pushing it back. "Child laughter, something I used to think I'd never hear again." Mitch claimed. "Or laughter in general." Francine added. "Oh come now ya heavy hearters, come drink your sorrow away." Tripp chuckled. "Tripp man, you are on what. Your 10th shoot?" Mitch snickered. "Alchol poisoning would not be an ideal way to die now." Eleanor commented, smiling at her friends. "Good to know." Tripp knocked back another shoot. "5 rations says he passes out before 15." I called out from my spot. "Oh your on lil missy." Tripp exclaimed, "Conrad, give another glass right here!". Conrad chuckled at their leaders drunk behavior, and obeyed. "You are going to pass out, and land with a hard thud." Eli remarked. "When will that ever stop him?" I asked. "Fair point." Eleanor added. "Shame your not one of those extremly embarrassing drunks. Oh man." Mitch chuckled. "Any good stories?" Conrad asked from his spot. Everyone turned their attention to the man, and Mitch let out a soft chuckle. "I may have a few interesting stories." Mitch took a sip of his shoot. "Tell us some, who knows how bad they are?" Eli questioned. Mitch let out a soft sigh, smirking at us all. "So back in college, I lived with two roommates. One day we go to this frat party, and oh man, he got wasted.", "Sounds like any drunk story." Eli interuppted. "Ignore him Mitch." I said, putting AJ onto my lap. Mitch smirked at the two of us, and looked back at the group. "So my buddy gets hammered. He ends up getting so drunk, he agrees to go the rest of the party wearing some chicks lace underwear for a 20 buck deal." He chuckled. "Is this really appropriate for them?" Eleanor asked, looking at me and AJ. "Ellie, stop being such a mama hen." Eli teased. "Don't call me Ellie." Eleanor groaned. "There's more ain't there?" Tripp asked. "There's always more." Francine added. "Of course. So bout half way through, the thing breaks. Instead of giving up twenty bucks, he pokes a hole in the side of a cup, and tying to broken front of it cover his mandhood in the cup." "Oh my god." Tripp belowed out loudly with laughter. "I pray no one used that cup after him." Francine snickered. "Oh man, that dude wanted those 20 bucks." Mitch chuckled. "No kidding." Eli stated. "This is nice, where we aren't just surviving. Where we're living." Eleanor said suddenly. "What do you mean?" Tripp asked. Eleanor smiled at him, then to the rest of us. I stood up holding AJ, walking over by them. "Where we can just...sit down an take a breathe. All of us together." Eleanor explained. "She's right." Francine smiled at us. "Well then, cheers to us all." Conrad put down a tray in front of us. "There's an extra glass." Mitch pointed out. "No shit." Eli scoffed. "It's for Clem. She's a big member of this group. I think she should be allowed to celebrate to." Conrad explained. I flashed a smile at him, looking at the glass. Holding AJ in my other arm, I took the glass. Conrad smiled at me, taking him. Eleanor was sceptical on me drinking, but took her glass. Francine and Eli did the same as well. Mitch grinned at me and AJ, before taking his. "A toast, to living." Conrad said. "To living." I said smiling, clinking glasses with him. Me and Gabe looked at each other surprised. "What?!" Gabe exclaimed. "Get to the center now!" Ava shouted over walkie-talkie. "Go, I'll stay with the jeep!" Sophia stated. "But-" "Come on!" I shouted, taking Gabe's hand. The two of us ran through Richmond. It finally made sense on why no one was here! They were all there to watch the execution! We ran as fast as we could, eventually making our way to the center of town. "Oh god." Gabe gasped, seeing Javi stationed on a platform. He stood silently, four men behind him, guns pointed at him. The people of Richmond booed and jeered, screaming at Javi. "Your uncle has a record here..." I whispered as we slowly weaved through the crowd. "Mason made him out as a murderer and thief when he took over Richmond." Gabe muttered. "He's that special?" I asked. "No, it's just that no ones ever escaped the New Frontier." Gabe stated. Except Lilly and Jesus... Javi spotted us in crowd, silently mouthing us to go back. I shook my head, looking at the stage. Ava stood at her spot, head hung low. AJ wasn't with her though. I bit my lip nervously as we kept walking forward. "I was wondering when you two would show up." I gasped as Mason turned to face us. "W-What?" Gabe questioned. The crowd turned their attention to us, causing me to gulp. "Did you relaly think you could shut down my gates without noticing?" Mason questioned. Shocked murmuring erupted through the crowd, everyone looking at us with fear. Javi appeared surprised by this, and I felt my fist clench up. How could Ava do this? We trusted her? But as I looked at her, she appeared as surprised as we did. "This girl is the accomplice of Javier Garcia in Max's murder. And I have recently been informed, that the boy helping her shove Lonnie, another one of my men off the wall, and into the horde below!" Mason exclaimed. "Oh my god!" A woma yelled. "Can't even trust children." A man growled. Me and Gabe looked at each other concerned, tensing as Badger aimed his gun at us. "They wanted to open our gates, and run as they unleashed the horde onto our streets! And they were not alone!" Mason called out, turning back to Ava. "How do you know all of this?" I growled out. Gabe was surprised by this, looking at me wide eyed. Mason smirked at this, enjoying messing with the crowds views on us. "Their were more people involved to!" Mason shouted, removing a pair of walkies from his pockets. Me and Gabe looked wide eyed. Ava looked at Mason surprised, before looking behind her. "Let's bring in our other players!" Mason turned around, letting out a whistle. My heart stopped a moment seeing two figures being walked onto the stage, bags over their heads. Gabe looked absouletely frightened, watching as they were kicked on their knees. Javi stood, looking at the two people besides them. "Unbag them." Two guards pulled the bags off the figures, and I gasped looking at the man and woman. "Dad!" "Eleanor!". Eleanor and David sat on their knees, blindfolded still. Damn you Mason, covering them with bags and still keepign them blind. "C-Clem is that you?!" Eleanor whimpered, blood running from a cut on her cheek. "You sick fucker!" David shouted. "These two, were stealing from us as well. Helping to get this thief out! Well, I say it's time for someone to be punished." "NOOO!" Me and Gabe screamed as Mason pulled out his gun. "Mason don't you dare touch them!" Javi shouted. "You're going to far with this Mason! Just lock us up again, no one has to die!" Ava exclaimed. "Lock you up for what? To escape again?" Mason faced me. "Clementine, how about we gamble a little." Mason opened his revolver, pulling out five of the six bullets, before closing it again. He rolled the barrel multiple times, smiling at our expressions. "You pick who goes first. From there, i'll shoot one at a time. Who knows when it'll go off though?" I stood there shaking, looking at the two blinded figures. "Your best friend", "Please stop this!" Eleanor pleaded, "Or your boyfriends father.", "Look away Gabriel!" My heart pounded violently, as I looked them both over. "Clem..." Gabe begged. Javi and Ava stared at me as well, waiting with worry. "I choose Eleanor." I said quickly. "Alright then." Mason gave the gun one last spin, before pointing it at Eleanor's head. "NOOOOO!" Eleanor cried out, feeling the metal against her head. The gun let out small clink, causing my heart to nearly stop. Mason smirked, pointing at David. Clink, Clink, BANG!
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