#the falcon incorrect quotes

[super-marvel-dc]

Bucky: Who the fuck broke the toaster?

Y/N: It was Sam.

Steve: It was Sam.

Natasha: Sam broke it.

Sam:

Sam: ...yOU PROMISED-

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[romanoffshouse]

[Steve and Sam texting]

Steve: Bucky is in court right now. :(

Sam: And I broke my leg. Why is he in court?

Steve: Bucky hit someone with his car by accident but I don't know who.

How did you break your leg?

Sam: Someone hit me with their car.

Steve: Oh

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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Sam: There’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Bucky, from the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

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[aagiijxbls]

words by @headcanonthings

I'm really loving these incorrect quotes lately.

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[echo-stimmingrose]

Sam and Bucky seeing Peter without his mask for the first time.

Sam: *horrified* That's a child.

Bucky: *equally horrified* I can see that.....

Sam: We fought a child.

Bucky: No, we lost a fight to a child!

Sam: That's worse.

Bucky: It-it could be better.

Sam: We fought like hell, it is not better.

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[ne0n-and-garbage]

talking on the phone Steve: Remember how I said that Natasha and I were gonna have a calm night out for once? Sam: Yeah… Steve: Well, we’re in jail. Sam: hangs up

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[incorrect-marvel-because-why-not]

Basically Every Captain America Movie

Steve: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Bucky a little bit. Sam or Dum Dum (Ignore the time period), holding Steve's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation. Steve: No, that's our joint tombstone. Sam or Dum Dum: My mistake.

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[natsskydivingcrew]

Bucky: There are only three ways to do things: the legal way, the illegal way, and the Steve way.

Sam: Isn't the Steve way just the illegal way?

Bucky: Yes but it's faster and he gets away with it.

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[mojiitoos]

Bucky : “I feel like we're starting to lose the ''b'' in our «bromance», bro.”

*Sam, pausing from kissing Bucky's neck* : “Hmph?”

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[jouskalove]

(oops) i did it again

and ofc, john walker hate.

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[headcanonthings]

*The Avengers helping cleaning up after a battle* Steve: Pick up the nearest piece of trash and throw it away. Sam, to Bucky: Aight, which bin do you wanna go in—

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[super-marvel-dc]

Loki, visiting the squad: Hello, I just came to-

Loki: *sees Y/N shoving Bucky into the washing machine while Sam records, and Tony watches*

Loki: *Leaving slowly* something suddenly came up...

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[romanoffshouse]

Bucky: How do I make a date really romantic?

Sam: Be mysterious

Bucky: okay!

[later, while on a date with Steve]

Steve: So, where are we going?

Bucky: None of your fucking business

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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Kate, about Y/N: I just really like them and I don’t know what to say to them.

Sam: Just go up to them.

Kate: What? Just say anything?

Sam: Just say anything.

Kate: Okay.

Kate: [goes up to Y/N]

Kate: Your ass makes me forget about my mother in jail.

Y/N: ???

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[aagiijxbls]

Words are from @incorrectquotesmcu

I just had to draw it 😂

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[incorrect-multiverse]

Bucky, setting down a card: Ace of spades.

Natasha, pulling out an Uno card: +4.

Sam: Jolteon, I choose you.

Steve, trembling: What are we playing??

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