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harrytheehottie · 2 years

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every sketch from miles teller’s snl is so funny. WOAH?

#the manning podcast #the bereal #the finance bros #im cryinggggg

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt · 6 months

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I think the most egregious excuse I’ve seen for people modding astarion to look like temu brand j*mes ch*rles is some shit like “well maybe we don’t want to be romancing someone who looks 40 years old” THEN DONT ROMANCE THE (two hundred and) 40 YEAR OLD???????? YOU FUCKING IDIOT??????? HELLO??????

#op #smoothstarion is an affront to god #and you do not deserve men if this is how you treat them #if you were a finance bro you be 52 years old with a 47 year old exwife a 36 year old exwife a 29 year old exwife and a 23 year old fiancee #loser

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highvern · 6 months

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Coworker!Wonwoo who always makes a smartass comment under his breath during a team meeting, just loud enough for you to hear and has you biting your tongue to keep from laughing

Coworker!Wonwoo who gives you his number so you can shit talk your manager without using your work emails just in case

Coworker!Wonwoo who watches the tiktoks about coworkers you send him saying “us”

coworker!Wonwoo who turns into work crush Wonwoo when he stops at your desk with a coffee from the cafe down the street because it's your birthday

Wonwoo who just laughs awkwardly when your coworkers assume your dating because he always waits for you to back up your stuff so you can walk to the parking lot together

Wonwoo who drives you both back to your hotel after dinner with a client on a business trip your team sent you on, laughing at your rambles about this and that

Wonwoo who stops at your hotel room door and waits for you to get inside, wishing you a goodnight and saying he’ll see you in the morning

And on the flight back home you fall asleep on his shoulder and he thinks about how cute you look snoring with your mouth set in a pout. He tries not to move too much, not wanting to jostle while watching a movie he downloaded on his phone. And when they announce that you're about to land he gently shakes you awake, already missing the warmth of your cheek on his arm but enjoying the way you blink sleepily, eyebrows furrowed in confusion as to why you're suddenly back in reality and not lost in dreams of a sharp jaw, broad shoulders, and glasses.

Wonwoo who eventually asks if you wanna come over and watch the movie you’ve both been talking about at work and when you say yes he runs home and forces his roommate to help clean the place top to bottom before you arrive. And when you come over in comfy clothes with snacks and plant yourself on the couch he feels an odd sense of deja vu, like of course you look like you belong in his apartment curled up on his couch. When there's a particular scary scene you hide behind your hands and he just laughs at you which makes you slap his arm and you didn’t realize you two had moved so close to each other and when the movie ends and you just sit there, Wonwoo turns to you with messy hair and that look in his eye so you take your chance

Coworker Wonwoo who just smiles when his coworkers call you his girlfriend because he really likes the idea of that

#svthub #svt x reader #wonwoo fluff #wonwoo smut #wonwoo x reader #seventeen fluff #svt fluff #🫡 highvern #i watched FNAF and am so curious if he is one of the people that knows the lore lol #inspired by the video where he pretend to be a kid bc he looked like such a finance bro #my job going permanently remote has ruined work crush culture unfortunately

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olskuvallanpoe · 12 days

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the most devastating part of kaz brekker is that he’s a finance bro

#six of crows #six of crows duology #kaz brekker #modern au #soc fandom #kazzle dazzle #he would be insufferable #finance bro #leigh bardugo #grishaverse #crooked kingdom

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dear-ao3 · 9 months

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dear high school and college students who are interning or are freshly graduated with jobs please for the love of god buy yourself a backpack or a bag that isnt the one that you got for free from your schools athletic department with your last name and jersey number on it or have a sports team logo on it or something of that nature. it is absolutely killing your vibe.

#if i see one more 20 year old boy wearing a suit with his college backpack on wall street i will lose my mind #not a tag #from saph #if you’re going to be a finance bro commit to the bit jfc

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mod2amaryllis · 2 months

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i know vet prices are out of control expensive but it's because the world is expensive, not greed, and so every time i encounter someone complaining about it in bad faith i want to grab them by the hands with shaking, sweaty desperation and say "on average human nurses are paid 30-50 dollars an hour. vet techs, who are nurses of every department and every specialty and also janitors and mma fighters, are lucky to break minimum wage."

#my conviction has changed the hearts of at least 3 finance bros over the years #I'm always like. eye contact. this is how hard i work every single day and this is how much money i make. make it make sense #and nobody can #m2a #vet tech #work stuff #nurses of course deserve higher wages too we should all be fucking stacked I'm just saying people don't think of us the same way

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goldenstarprincesses · 1 month

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I firmly believe that Alfred had a coke problem in the '80s

#lots of thoughts about Alfred/Arthur and their substance abuse problems tbh #hws america #alfred f jones #aph america #historical hetalia #Perfect mix of finance NY wall street bro and rich Cali boy

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venusjailer · 3 months

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The way he would absolutely use this as his linkedin profile pic and only have like 4 connections. He blocked Luis after he sent one too many friend requests

#american psycho #american psycho memes #patrick bateman #christian bale #bret easton ellis #mary harron #paul allen #finance bro

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stargirlstudio · 1 year

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Modern University AU — Aemond Targaryen x Reader

☆ Aemond Targaryen x Reader

☆ Nonspecified gender and no physical attributes mentioned

You first met Aemond in your Politics in the Republic course

You were almost late and the only seat was next to him towards the back

He huffed, much to his annoyance of the person scooting behind him

No matter what class Aemond is, he will always try to be in the seat somewhat close to the exit

Aemond’s lecture notebooks are the fancy Japanese stationery notebooks. All in the same beige color. He only carries two pens

The Professor in the Republics course enjoyed cold calling on people, it wasn’t until the middle of the semester when Aemond would whisper the answer to you under his breath if you were stuck

The thing was…you were not stuck. You were not stupid. You just were not as quick as Aemond, which slowly sparked an academic rivalry

One day you showed up early to class, going over your highlighted course required books

The class filled in and Aemond thought you were absent, so he took his book bag off your seat — no need to reserve it. That was…until the professor had called on you and your answer was lightning fast

You did not sit next to him for the remainder of the year. You never saw him much after that class. You found out early in the semester he was a History and International Relations Double Major with a Philosophy Minor

One day when you were walking past the Business buildings, he bumped into another man with hair as icy blonde as his

“Hey what song are you listening to?” The shorter man said

“Leave me alone,” Aemond replied

“Alright! See you at home bitch!”

Aemond’s brother is the guy that interviews people on campus and does ridiculous “pranks” — very different brothers. It wasn’t until later when you also found out they also had a sister. Helaena, who’s the president of the Entomology Club

A year later, you and Aemond are in another class together. It was an Empires course that was a requirement for both of your majors. It was a smaller class size and instead of a final examination - the final is a presentation and a paper. The professor paired everyone by two and it just so happened that you were paired together

For the presentation, you were tasked to explore any empire of your choice so long as it was not taken. You both came to a long standing back and forth. Until you both agreed on the Byzantine Empire

You both started early on the research and presentation, at first getting to know each other at cafes until you took up whole study rooms in the library

During the last few weeks of the semester the study rooms were under renovation and the tables in the library were getting too crowded. “We could head back to my place,” He suggested. “Helaena will be there so we won’t be all alone or anything,” You agreed.

His place was nice, the Targaryen siblings commuted to campus. Understandable considering they live in luxury. The dormitories were shit

Later on in the night, at some impossible hour and you were still there you offhandedly said “How are you holding up. I’m not quick enough for you,”

“What?” He asked. “What are you talking about,”

“In class, you always gave me the answers. I knew them you know. I’m not stupid,”

A pause and then a realization. “Oh…that class. I never thought you were stupid,” He sighed. “I apologize for that impression. That is entirely my fault,” He fiddled with his hands. “I figured you were mad at me and I was scared if I offended you somehow. I guess I know why now. I missed having you sit with me,”

After the presentation was over, both of you got an A. All of your hard work and research pulled off. Aemond needed help on his essays but other than that, it was a smooth

Aemond offered to take you out to dinner to “celebrate the hard work” after that, you both texted each other over the break. It slowly went from “how are you?” to him sending pictures of his lizards

“Oh fuck how do I?” He said as he fiddled flipping the camera. His phone was positioned low and you laughed. “Oh I think I got it,” He said as FaceTime view went from the bottom of his face to his lizard tank. “This is my oldest one, her name is Vhagar”

“I don’t think I’ve seen your room before,” You said at 3 am

“Yeah. It’s on an opposite wing. Halaena’s bugs stay far away from my lizards,” He joked. “When you come back, I’ll give you a tour if you wish. I missed you,”

Your heart skipped a beat. He saw your eyes widen and he only realized what he said. He quickly ended the call and threw it on the bed.

He paced around the room and not a minute later his phone lit up. All it read from you was, “I missed you too. Let’s hang out soon,”

He texted back, “Sorry my phone died. Yes we can plan something soon,”

“Fast charger,” You texted back. His face was hot. “Goodnightttt”

He typed, “Goodnight,”

#aemond targaryen headcanons #aemond targaryen x reader #hotd headcanons #aegon is a finance bro #modern au headcanon #x reader #reader insert #reader insert headcanon #modern alternate universe #headcanons #fanfic #fanfiction #king’s landing uni-verse

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secretmellowblog · 9 months

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Modern AU Thenardier would DEFINITELY sell NFTs …. There’s an entire portion of the book where he tries to scam Valjean by violently forcing him to buy a piece of art at a price far more than it’s worth. (He also sends scam letters that are the 19th version of email spam.)

Every NFT bro approaching you on twitter:

“I was telling you, sir, and dear protector,” replied Jondrette placing his elbows on the table and contemplating M. Leblanc with steady and tender eyes, not unlike the eyes of the boa-constrictor, “I was telling you, that I have a picture to sell.”

#les mis #les mis letters #lm 3.8.19 #thenardier bankrupted his inn bc he was so sure NFTS would be the next big thing #hes one of those crypto bros who had grand fantasies about controlling all of art and finance #so he invested all his family’s money into the Bored Waterloo Ape Yacht Club #only for the NFT bubble to immediately burst leaving him with nothing #…someone needs to draw the bored Waterloo ape yacht club

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mrsmiroir · 1 year

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i must speak my truth… unfortunately, this must be said: i do not think modern alternate universe kaz is goth. i don’t think he would enjoy goth music, let alone any music in general. i think he would probably dress a little spooky but all canon evidence points to him wearing blazers and jeans like any other startup yuppie.

#kaz in canon: a little bit spooky… perhaps even a little goth adjacent if only for the aesthetic #kaz in modern au: finance bro #he dresses like a merch come on guys we must look within ourselves and accept the truth #in my heart of hearts he wears a little waistcoat #anyway goth kaz. it’s a wish! but not a reality…….#mostly tho i just can’t imagine him listening to like. bauhaus. or o children or vision video or whatever #covering my bases with classic and modern stuff pls don’t call me a poser #soc #six of crows duology #six of crows #crooked kingdom #kaz brekker #grishaverse

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mightymizora · 6 months

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I just cannot perceive Enver Gortash as some dom top. I cannot.

This is a man on his knees before Bane.

This is a man who is so preoccupied with power dynamics constantly, who is always making the best play for himself at all times. Would he do sexual favours for somebody for advancement? Yes. Canonically yes. But for his own pleasure?

He, to me, would be looking to be absolutely destroyed as his fantasy. He wouldn’t take the day job into the bedroom.

#I’m not putting this in the tags I’m not #listen you can do whatever you want with the pixel man #I just look upon him and see like all of the finance bros from my youth #all the politicians

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skijumpingf1 · 11 days

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