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fvck-the-patriarchy · 7 months

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The Bad Batch on Incorrect Quotes ft. my OC! (because i can)

Aria, laying in bed: Get out of my room.

Wolffe, just outside the door frame: I'm not in your room.

Tech: Are you a warrior?

Aria: Yes I worry about everything.

Aria: Wrecker, why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Wrecker: Your text told me to satanize the house before you return.

Aria:

Aria: I wrote sanitize.

Crosshair: Before you were what?

Aria: Before I was-

Crosshair: What?

Aria: Before I was inter-

Crosshair: Before you were interrupted?

Aria: Cut me off one more time and I swear I'll-

Crosshair: What?

Aria: *makes frustrated sound*

Hunter, nervously: Stop that. Before she hurts you.

Tech: Where did Wrecker go?

Aria: He got arrested.

Tech: What? Why?

Wrecker: *bursts in through a window* The cops are after me. I thought it would be funny to steal crackers and throw them at people.

Echo: Ow.

Aria: What is it?

Echo: I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow.

Aria: It's a stress headache. I got my first one when I was four.

Hunter: What are you talking about Aria? You love it here!

Aria: I'm not sure I do, I think I've just developed Stockholm syndrome.

Echo: Hey, what have you two been doing?

Tech: We were helping Hunter with his wedding vows and we were kicked out of his house for making it inappropriate.

Wrecker: How is "nice ass, Aria" inappropriate?

Omega: How's it like being tall? Is it nice? Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

Wrecker: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.

Aria: It was one time!

Echo: Why are Aria and Hunter sitting with their backs to each other?

Tech: They had a fight.

Echo: Then why are they still holding hands?

Tech: They get sad when they fight.

aria's fanfic is available on my wattpad and ao3 accounts and links are in the blog intro in case you're wondering

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aceontheline · 1 year

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More WTTT Incorrect Quotes!

Gov: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm? New York: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.

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Florida: Are you an ‘arr’ pirate or a ‘yo ho ho’ pirate? California: I’m a ‘I’m not paying $600 for photoshop’ pirate.

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Texas: Thanks for opening my message and not responding. California: All good bro, any time. Texas: Fuck you.

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Florida: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight. Louisiana: But are you shuffling? Florida: Everyday. Gov: What language are you two speaking??

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California: I just heard New York call the dog a “fucking liar” because he barked like someone was at the door and no one was there.

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New York: Wanna get out of here and grab a bite to eat. Massachusetts: I don’t usually eat with losers. New York: Neither do I but I asked you, didn’t I?

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Gov: So... Who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon? California: We're chopsticks! Gov: Well... that's cute! Gov: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly? New York: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.

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Florida: Before you were what? Rhode Island: Before I was- Florida: What? Rhode Island: Before I was inter- Florida: Before you were interrupted? Rhode Island: Cut me off one more time and I swear I'll- Florida: What? Rhode Island: *Makes frustrated sound* Gov, nervously: Stop that. Before they hurt you.

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New York: Where are my fucking keys? Gov: New York, Utah is around, can you say it a little nicer? New York: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my FUCKING KEYS?!

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Florida: Do you want to know your gay name? Louisiana: My... my gay name? Florida: Yeah, it's your first name- Louisiana: Haha. Very funny, Flo- Florida: *Gets down on one knee* And my last name. Louisiana: Oh- oh my god.

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California: *Pretending to joke* So when are you going to go out with me? New York: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to? Gov: And you just ran away?! California: I didn't expect him to flirt back!

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