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#the foxhole court shitpost
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You don’t choose to be gay. 
Andrew Minyard comes up to you in a club and offers to suck your dick and you let him. Then you become gay
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Medicated Andrew from the upperclassmen’s perspective
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scholliski · 3 months
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I bet andrews brain never shuts up, like sure obviously also in the sad traumatised way, but that medication didn’t make Andrew “Jean. Hey, Jean. Jean Valjean. Hey. Hey. Hello” Minyard think all of that hilariously unhinged nonsense but only made him speak it out loud, all I can imagine is anyone looking at a blank faced Andrew and wondering what ominous thing he must be thinking and it’s literally just “Neil josten, number 10, jos-10, cannot be a coincidence, Neil josten fortune teller perhaps?”
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s-hanna-h · 9 months
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Anyone in for a aftg meme redraw XD
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crazy-fangirl2524 · 6 days
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My biggest flex will always be how I knew Neil was the more feral and dangerous one than Andrew this whole time even before tsc and seeing the entire fandom freaked out makes me want to kiss and hug Nora and just thank her for finally finally showing everyone and I’m not just crazy
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chaoticas-hell · 7 months
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When Melissa tried to flirt with Neil:
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the-gay-cousin-666 · 8 months
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I imagine the Foxes watching a horror movie and Neil randomly going "that's not what happens when you gut a man." in the middle of a gore scene. Just completely blank-faced.
And then he's confused why the others are looking at him weird instead of watching the movie.
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juicegremlin · 2 months
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[After meeting Neil in Millport]
Andrew: Something's not right about that guy.
Kevin: Why, just because he looks eerily similar to the son of a guy I watched cut a man's legs off when I was a kid? Grow up.
Andrew: Because I'm physically attracted to him.
Kevin: And that's... bad?
Andrew: I'm only attracted to creeps. You, the freak from my forensics class who only wears tiny beanies and always smells like watermelon Ziip Sticks, and when I was a teenager I had a major crush on Matthew Lillard in Scream.
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rise-deepseamonster · 1 month
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[In court]
Neil, whispering to his lawyer, Renee:
Renee: This has nothing to do with the case.
Neil: Just ask please.
Renee, sighs and looks at Andrew who's the judge: Do you think he's cute? Be honest.
Andrew:
Andrew: I hereby sentence you to death.
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speciouspessimism · 5 months
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hc that once he feels comfortable, neil’s favorite thing is wearing (stealing) his friends’ (the foxes’) clothes. it’s like a physical anchor for him? something undeniable that says “i am loved, i am cared for, i am trusted” and most importantly “i must return”.
- he and andrew basically share clothes…. when it comes to clothing they forget who’s is who’s and accidentally wear each others’ jerseys
- matt’s mom is sentimental and has a lot of matt’s old clothes, and eventually matt brings neil home over a break and lets him thrift in his childhood wardrobe
- nicky gives him old t-shirts from bands he doesn’t listen to anymore and neil wears them as pjs
- kevin is a stylish bisexual in his early twenties so he has looots of nice jewelry of which neil picks a piece or two of to sneak every week, and Kevin lets him under the pretense of teaching neil to dress better
- renee notices that neil has no proper comfortable clothes and will always offer for him to take her sweatpants (they’re… kinda long) “for the night” but they both know she does not expect them back for a few days
- dan and neil have the same shoe size… enough said
- allison will wear a great sweater and later neil will come by to hang out in just a t-shirt and jeans… and then oh nooo he’s sooo cold…. shiver shiver complain… nooo it’s fine..oh my goood are you sure….thank you soooo much allison thank you…. (they do this dance often and no one understands why allison lets him)
- even aaron once gets sweatpants just a couple inches too long and one day neil just finds them on his desk in the dorm, flung over a pile of notes and messing up his study space, but warm and brand new
- not clothes but when neil completes his first full year with the foxes, like to the day, on the calendar one year since he came to south carolina, wymack gives neil the blanket he used when sleeping on the couch in his apartment last summer
all of this makes neil feel safer than he would admit, but they all notice and play this game. if he’s wearing dan’s sneakers… well, he can’t run away with those on, it would just be inconsiderate
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allforthe-gays · 3 months
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kevin’s mom died in a car crash (that was probably not an accident) so i wonder if andrew tried to bond with him over that
kevin: we have nothing in common why do i deal with you
andrew: both our moms died in tragic car accidents that could have been prevented, so that’s something :)
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Sometimes I forget that AFTG is a real book series and not something I randomly came up with in my head. Like, there’s no way its actually a published piece of literature, but there it is on my shelf
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Yo they really need to learn how to knock 😔
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scholliski · 3 months
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you don’t realise just how much Andrew touches Neil in aftg until you reread it, brushing your fingers across the small of your emotional-support-Nothing’s back light enough to give him goose bumps isn’t necessary no matter what Andrew seems to think
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sirfatcat-mccatterson · 5 months
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What everyone doesn't know is Kevin has a rat under his hat that makes him good at exy ratatouille style it just wasn't mentioned in the books bc its not relivant to neils story
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fortheloveofexy · 5 months
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it's been a busy month hasn't it
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