#the fuck is that even teal?

[harbingersecho]

they had to pause their morning workout to drive wash to the ER at 7 am bc he somehow got hit by a car while getting mail. there's traffic. maine fiddles with the radio and carolina is imagining herself parkouring over the other cars

#rvb #red vs blue #maine #wash #carolina #agent washington #agent maine #agent carolina #mine #*24 #i just saw that image again and wanted to redraw it and this concept just manifested itself #i lost the og ref photo but its the one w/ the big beefy guy and the blonde woman + they both got tits. if u don't know it dw lol #also in a modern au carolina has like a subaru or a honda civic and it's teal. she's the only one of the blues who even has a car #tex had a motorbike. no one else in blue team even has a license except wash but he doesn't actually have a car he just needed a license #but the blues are like 'we never even fucking go anywhere why would we pay all the car insurance shit + parking' #if they rly need to they can just bum a ride from someone or wash can rent a car or whatever #carolina will only drive them (she doesn't trust wash not to crash) in an absolute emergency bc they made fun of her car saying #it's a PTA mom car and she's petty. if youre not gonna die she doesn't care

[xxinkyshadowxx]

Little reminder for the people who forgot Kieran is 14 years old FOURTEEN meaning that any suggestive content of him automatically makes the poster of it weird as fuck ESPECIALLY if they are an adult but even if they are a minor posting suggestive stuff of a fourteen year old is still super weird so maybe don't do that

#kieran pokemon #pokemon indigo disk #rival kieran #pokemon dlc #pokemon teal mask #kieran sv #trainer kieran #pokemon kieran #IVE FUCKING HAD IT WITH THE R34 AND SUGGESTIVE SHIT OH MY GOD IM SO DONE STOP IT EVERY DAMN SITE I GO ONTO ITS ALWAYS HEY LETS GO LOOK AT #KIERAN FANART THAT SHOULD BE FUN! and OH DEAR GOD THATS R34 OKAY! HOW ABOUT WE GO LOOK ELSEWHERE AND OH! HAHA THATS AN ADULT SHIPPING #THEMSELF WITH KIERAN A FOURTEEN YEAR OLD OKAY WELL HOW ABOUT I GO LOOK AT FANFICS AND HCS? AND OH OKAY WELL THATS SUPER SUGGESTIVE EVEN THO #HE IS FOURTEEN HAHA! FUNNY GUYS SO FUNNY SO HAPPY FUN TIMES LETS SEXUALIZE THE FOURTEEN YEAR OLD!!!!!! #Like duh no shit it's the internet I can't stop it but at the same time fucking knock it off? It's not that hard and as long as it's there #You will see me ranting about it because it's not okay it's just not Im just so done with seeing it please leave him alone

[bugrey]

sweet voice systems that use actual colour meanings are awesome, but i love ones that are super fucked up.. it fits the whole thing so well

i love basing them entirely on rhymes or spinning a wheel and picking a random colour just for the hell of it. envy is copper like a penny? sure! anger is green? fuck yeah!

#even better if its based on tones #no one ever does tone based sweet voice but i love it so much #and hear me out. logic based on the others #teal means need meal? red must mean full then #love me some fucked up weird sweet voice systems #hlvrai #sweet voice #black mesa sweet voice #benrey #coomer #harold coomer #sunkist #half life vr but the ai is self aware

[oozeandgoo-art]

had an odd dream that i was reading a comic book. sketched a couple of the pages i could remember.

#i might adapt this into an actual story because i am SO SO SO mad that it isn't a thing i can go back to reading #oc #im definitely keeping the concept of save-bot i fucking love save-bot he's just doing his best. i love a robot who wants to help people #im not equipped to be writing about underground rebellions with any sense of real tact though #besides its in a superhero universe/story so you know it would just be so sucks lol #sketch #god the colors were so interesting. the teal parts were all very precisely crosshatched and the fire was this gorgeous brush pen looking #colored inks that just seemed like they were MOVING #and i mean some of that was because i was dreaming but god even in my halfhearted copy you can see some of the movement #it was a bad scene but a really really REALLY fun dream. i love when a book can *get* to me so i was really enjoying it #put it aside so i could take a break and woke up. instant fury at the universe for not having it be a real book instead #ill reblog with details if anyone's curious. i can explain this scene but i dont feel like it #the green people are in a secret basement though. hiding from the government. blue jacket guy is a speedster robot named save-bot who does #rescue stuff with every fire department so fire suppression technology is not very good because save-bot "can just save you'' #however they're badly over their legal occupancy and the secret basement has One (1) exit so everyone is like really fucked here. #includinig save-bot who is going to do his job until he dies because he is an ai without any sense of self preservation and he cares #which i didn't even CATCH until i woke up and started tryin to frantically note everything down #and then i was like wait. the glitter on that last page before i realized i needed a glass of water to keep reading... what WAS that... #(it was tears suspended in midair because save-bot goes so fast and also knows he's so fucked LOL) #seriously i'm so mad someone else didn't make this.

[meteor752]

It’s been awhile since I’ve hated a Pokémon character this much but like wow fuck this kid

#The fact that he forcefully captured little turtle guy and like no one said anything about how fucked up it was?? #Like bro that’s straight up evil team leader motivations #Not even Silver was this bad #Pokémon #pokémon scarlet and violet #pokémon the teal mask #pokémon the indigo disk #pokémon kieran

[pepperpixel]

2 more aberration odium character playlists!!!! Finally!!!!! This time for Tetack and Somnix! Two angsty trolls struggling to be true to themselves and each other, while under the pressure of forces beyond their understanding..

“Lemon Boy” - Tetack Whyoul’s Playlist

“Like A Dog” - Somnix Avyurn’s Playlist

Just like with all the other playlists these 2 have songs that are in both of them! … considerably more this time then there were on the other mixes.. the songs shared in these 2 are generally indicative of when both Tetack and Somnix are feeling the same thing about there relationship!

You might have noticed there’s also more songs in general in these mixes!!! That’s cuz… I had a lot of songs for Somnix and Tetack ghghgh- idk man! turns out a lot of songs fit w edgy relationship drama and being seduced by dark and terrible forces!!! Idk what to tell u!!

Once again the mixes are in chronological order! The songs progress in the same way the characters progress! Most of these I feel like. Paint a pretty clear picture? Like. Obviously we haven’t told you exactly what happens w these two yet but you can get the vibes here! The edgy edgy angsty vibes…. But! Neither of them end edgy and angsty! They sort themselves out eventually! That’s what matters lol

#aberration odium #aberration: odium #somnix #tetack #playlist #music #tetacks playlist is called lemon boy.. even tho lemon boy isn’t IN his playlist.. it’s in somnixs #but that’s because tetack IS the lemon boy!!!!! u know!!! also that song is incredibly. INCREDIBLY fitting for like. #there relationship as a whole. like the whole thing all the ups and downs start to finish that song covers and fits perfectly… #‘like a dog’ is also a lil bit of a weird song…. it kinda. it fits other characters as well as somnix. #dependolent / teal ancestor for the first verse #benevable / jade ancestor for the second verse #and then somnix… ‘be grateful for the freedom of lacking emotion. except ur future path wasn’t urs to be chosen #and even if it takes u decades I kno that. u will come running back like a dog’.. that fits him so well… #but basically that song specifically is more of an all encompassing horrorterrors song. and everybody they rlly sink there tentacles into #it’s still the title of his mix tho cuz somnix is the dog….. #me putting blow me one last kiss as the mid point. tetack confronting somnix and possessed somnix fucking killing him song… #it’s funny gGHG- #but it’s also still fitting!!!! like yes it is kinda totally light but I stand by it I think it fucking fits…. #anyway yeah.. have some mixes for these two and there drama!!! I hope u enjoy!!! #homestuck #fantroll #fan troll #fantrolls #sORRY THE SOMNIX MIX HAS SO MANY FUCKING SONGS #I kno I mentioned it in the post but I am rlly kinda Srry about that… #theyre all rlly good songs tho!!!! they fit them super well!!! I promise! like I couldn’t cut any of them… I just couldn’t ghgh

[fagsaporta]

to the person on instagram saying will graham would be a hozier fan. no he wouldn't. hope this helps <3

#source: i am him fr i just know #at most he would incidentally listen to hozier if it like #came on the radio in his car #i'm not even saying he wouldn't enjoy hozier if he heard it #but he wouldn't be a fucking hozier fan oh my god #could not tell you why this irked me so much but #anyway. #i am normal #teal talks

[i-favor-rui]

Halfway finished (revising some stuff and making sure this is close to canon) with the Kieran fic but I never asked:

#pokemon kieran #polls #pokemon teal mask #i know a bunch of people want this #but I also want to ensure this will be high quality #don’t want to pump something out that I’m not even sure about posting #also sorry for the delays I uh have to work often now #and uh I may have been scrolling through seventeen fics just to analyze their formats and how close to canon and stuff #(okay fine I was enjoying them too) #Also I got new manga books for ‘cant stop cursing you’ #Wait fuck LET ME CHANGE THE POLL TIME SHIT

[camping-with-monsters]

// teal mask plot spoilers under cut

I think if the entire plot of The Teal Mask was an AITA post most people would respond with ESH. Right. Not counting Ogerpon though she literally did nothing wrong.

#The Kiwi Speaks #spoilers in tags #The Teal Mask #Pokémon #Pokemon scarlet #Pokémon violet #Pokémon scarlet and violet #Pokémon ScarVio #does ogerpon have a body count? yes. #was she justified? in every fucking right #Carmine was an asshole to you and Kieran #than she turned you into an asshole to be an asshole to Kieran #then you found out the loyal three were royal assholes #so then she made you even more of an asshole #then she questioned why her brother turned into an asshole #also Kieran’s sitrus Berry belly drum Poliwrath. that’s just a dick move on it’s own like good fucking grief kid #where the fuck are your manners boy. that’s disgusting of you to even try that #not to mention the whole town was an asshole to ogerpon #kitakami more like kitakasshole #I love the Teal Mask it was so much fun it’s just really funny that everyone basically hated each other #they hyped up Ogerpon as the villain and she turned out to be the only righteous character in the entire story pretty much #anyways I love you ogerpon baba grill

[angelboybreakdowns]

have any of yall bleached your hair four times and if so how damaged was it

#really tired of the blue but if i dont wait for it to fade more ill have to bleach it out twice probably #(making 4 in total - bleach green bleach blue bleach bleach red) #not even blue anymore its teal #and it matches my stupid teal backpack #and everyone at school thinks i fucking love teal #i dont i hate teal #and i hate my backpack that i got in 7th fucking grade but what am i gonna do waste money on a new one when this one works fine?

[kurapikas-fucking-pissed]

being a kurapika enjoyer is like being a miku enjoyer in the sense that you just have to accept that official media draws their hair slightly different every time. and sometimes. they do it wrong

#when they draw kurapikas hair so so flat and lifeless. no layers. baby boy get you some conditioner #likewise when mikus hair is drawn either super green or super blue.... krypton please. it is teal #it's still not as bad as what they do to leorio sometimes tho why the fuck they draw his face so wide sometimes #the designs in manga art are SO consistent even if the linework is variable. what happened to everything else

[mkstrigidae]

Apparently, hurricane Ian is 'barrelling up towards the Carolinas' currently, and I have literally no food in my apartment. Already had to move all my plants inside again (so it looks like a goddamn jungle in here) and I am so tireddddd I literally have been on the phone with healthcare.gov for the last two hours and I don't wanna go anywhereee anyways ignore me it's been a really really rough week and I am having a hard time being an adult and i haven't slept in 31 hours

#personal #adulting #it's been a rough one guys #god of all the times to need to stay in town until saturday #long story #doesn't matter if it's cat 1- we'll still see a giant storm surge i'm sure #ugh FINE i'll go buy groceries #but i will NOT put on regular pants #moving my plants inside took a good hour and a half there's so many succulents now #i don't even know what to do with them all #i don't even know where they all came from #propagating plants is a bad habit to get into kids #i am literally running out of spaces to put them on #also my zebrinia plants literally ROCKETED up in growth??? #i feel like a new pet parent who adopted a tiny mutt initially #and that small puppy grew into a fucking great dane or something #don't even get me started on the coleus plants #the big teal pot of them is still outside #because it is heavy enough that if the hurricane is able to move it #then the hurricane can keep it!!!! #my will to leave for groceries is eroding by the second #alsdjfhaslk fuck it!!!!

[fantabulisticity]

My friend organized my nail polish box while I organized my room 🥺 I only asked her to sit and talk to me while I fucked around in my room and she organized my box BEAUTIFULLY!!!

#i love her so much 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #personal #also i painted my nails tonight! #didn't even have to remove polish bc the last time i painted my nails was march and all the polish wore off lol #i opened my nail polish box and went hm... what month is it? may? ah yes. so between the blue + purple wintery shimmer and the teal. #neither of which are late spring/early summer colors but FUCK IT! #i have Frozen 'Let It Go' nails rn and they look GREAT. #gonna pick up crickets and worms with my Elsa hands

[just-patchy]

I exchanged for the dragon mommy bc i wanted her (predictable) and i forgor there was the gold moon route LMAO

#patchy things #the gacha gods have spoken #and they said fuck you she’s not coming home even with flash gala + 100 pulls + super mukku frenzy #if i had a dollar for each dragon themed chara with black and teal hair that i simped for i’d have 2 dollars #which isn’t much but it’s weird that it happened twice #shd be black hair with teal as chara design accent colours but too lazy to change the tag

[invidiatechdemo]

oh my other teal mask thoughts: something so *inaudible* about carmine being very obviously on edge about tourists/outsiders and this in my playthrough being pretty quickly followed by me running /directly/ into the real estate duo from paldea who condescend to you because of you being poor in their eyes. golly. i wonder why carmine might... have an issue with... outsiders. it truly is a mystery. (this is sarcasm.)

#i have words to say abt carmine being really obviously uncomfortable with the 'i got permission from the caretaker was that not sufficient' #scene like. carmine doesn't even /dislike/ briar or anything either and that scene is wildly uncomfortable #the fucking onare apple orchard shit made me want to physically attack them <3 carmine is so right #<-definitely doesn't live near a place famous for orchards nosiree #teal mask #no reblogs because if people start arguing in favor of tourism 'oh why is it bad if-' i will not be pleased

[elainemorisi]

I love not having pets. I get to seriously consider purchasing teal leather armchairs as birthday presents to myself

#I love + respect + find very valid the 'aw yeah no kids I get to X' sentiments #not my jam. however. no pets. cannot sing sufficient praises for the no pets lifestyle #even with a toddler the style of FUCKING CLEAN that my house stays is just in another universe #(obv this all refers to like normalish mammalian/bird pets; creatures in tanks are a different uh... kettle of fish) #(still can't go on vacations without Logistics for them though) #anyway should I get a teal leather armchair + matching footstool #I think maybe I should #I've done my due diligence and totally failed to find any plausible non-chair alternative for my chair which is now flat + sad + uncomfy #I think it's reasonable now to replace the glider-in-a-box with a well constructed piece of furniture #and I think I can swing teal