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ewicomkicks2point0 · 2 months

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I spent 22 hours on this,, tf2 fans.. I know I’m new here but please don’t let this post flop pleeeaasse prettyy pllllleeeeease

#their ways of parenting are undeniably questionable but THEYE SO COOL #this fuckin lad blew up the queen for a nickel #FUCKING LEGENDS #team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 fanart #tf2 demoman

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charliesgayhead · 4 months

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Playing DnD with a lot of gay furries and our DM has set up a “horse drag race” and we all deadass thought it was gonna be anthropomorphic horse men preforming drag when it was just a horse race omg

#gay #furry #dnd #drag queen #drag #dungeons and dragons #funny #rupaul's drag race #we’re so fuckin stupid omg

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dumpster-fire-sapphic-failgirl · 10 months

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Some more thoughts about Dungeons and Drag Queens (D20), especially Brennan’s presentation as DM

Brennan spent a large chunk of his life attending or working at a LARP camp. He’s no stranger to dressing up for games. He played a space wizard on Ultramechatron Go. He’s no stranger to dressing up on camera.

But in Dimension 20, he is resolutely Some Guy™️ and honestly it feels like he is doing that to make D&D and other TTRPGs as approachable as possible. You don’t have to go over the top. You don’t have to dress up. You can just be Some Person™️ and let your imagination do the heavy lifting

Which brings us to D&DQ. Brennan is full glam. And people are Horny™️ for it. But I think a lot of people might be missing the point. Doing an all Drag Side Quest is a political statement in America right now. And if Brennan was just Some Guy™️ he could potentially give fuel to folks (who don’t actually know anything about him) to say “look at what the dropout sjws are forcing on this poor cis-het dude”

So Brennan cheerfully dons A Lewk™️. For the first time, Denise the super talented makeup artist gets a crack at his face. And yes, he’s meeting his players where they are. And he’s doing his best to let the spotlight shine on the Queens. But. He’s visible. He’s (intentionally or not) telling the world “If you want to come for them you’ll have to come through me”

Don’t get me wrong, I love the “Brennan hotboi!” takes. And maybe I’m reading too much into it. But I love the feeling that this cis-het white boy got sprayed with glitter, tossed on Eursulon’s pauldron, and said “I got y’all. It’s safe here.”

In a world where it is very much not safe to be trans right now, that means a fucking lot

#dimension 20 #d20 #d20 dungeons and drag queens #dimension 20 dadq #d20 d&dq #brennan lee mulligan #good ally behavior #trans #lgbtq #ttrpg #fucking love dropout tv #there are no saints but BLeeM has at least curated a public appearance of a fuckin baller dude #BLeeM

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fuckmeyer · 8 months

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if smeyer wasn't a coward vamp!Bella would have immediately eaten her daughter Rensesmem whole-hog like Saturn Devouring His Son

#twilight #twilight renaissance #bella swan #the twilight saga #breaking dawn #smeyer wanted to model all her books off of classic literature: romeo & juliet - wuthering heights - pride & prejudice #AMATEUR HOUR #HEY SMEYER I GOT A FUCKIN STORY TO MODEL YOUR TWILIGHT FANFICTION AFTER #BREAKING DAWN BOOK ONE: Bella fucks Edward for his power & breaks his stone dick in the process - & lo! Ravioli is born in the carnage!#Bella becomes a vamp. she takes over the Cullen coven AND the Volturi bc honestly fuck everyone here only Bella is Cool and Right #oh and vamp hybrids are now legal so vamps start gettin it on. hybrids everywhere. humans who? welcome to the Golden Age baybeeee #BD BOOK 2: Alice comes to Queen Bella with a vision: 'lmao bestie the prophecy says ur getting ur shit smacked'#oh_fuck.avi #Bella begins DEVOURING ALL THE CULLENS INCLUDING RAVIOLI so they can't fulfill the prophecy #vampire fluid contains 11 secret herbs & spices so it's lip-smackin finger-lickin good #omg but ONE vampire was hidden away........ gasp #surprise bitch! it's Ravioli!#turns out Bella mistook Ravioli for LITERAL Ravioli (Chef Boyardee Beefaroni to be exact)#Raviolo comes back and makes Bella throw up! bleh! the Cullens (& Beefaroni) are freed!#together with Benjamin Ravioli now rules over the Cullens and the vamp world #Bella is imprisoned #FUCK Bella #FUCK this story #still a better one than BD tho #the end

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arsonistmoth · 14 days

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Aight takin a quick com break to share my ideas on the KITTY FAMILYYYY <3 (aka my take on Forneus and her kits) Headcanons under cut cuz some of them are sAD and also I tend to blather on.

Forneus has always wanted kits of her own, though perhaps not a Tom in her life to get them (She is content as she is, a traveling merchant who sees so many faces, so many stories in a day). So, by the power of a one-night stand with some dashing tall tom, she gets her wish. Albeit bittersweet when her kits come stillborn. She prays and prays to the god of death, begging, pleading for her babies to come back to her but its not Narinder that hears her fervent prayers first. She's given a choice by the god of war...Bury them as is her right, or give the kits to them. They will take them to death's gate where they just might know a shadow of life. She leapt at the chance. Not one day goes by where she doesn't think of her two little toms and how they must have grown. She knows, in her heart, they will return to her somehow..and she will know them by sight and scent the second she sees them. Aym and Baal grew up in the gateway with their master. They were a gift to a lonely god and in them he found some semblance of company and...love. Of course we all know Narinder is not the besssst of influences and it shows in the two young toms. They are fiercely loyal, quick to temper (in aym's case), and deadly in combat. Though it wasn't always so. Kits must learn and they must grow... Accidents are bound to happen- (perhaps like being given a new sharp pointy weapon only to hurt yourself immediately thereafter and have the god of death pinch your scruff between two claws to make you stop squirming as he heals you) Though their cloaks are nice and warm, the pair have only ragged tunics beneath it. After all, not many dead arrive with a) nice clothes and b) clothes big enough for the toms. Its fineeee. they're fineeee. After the events of the game, Aym and Baal choose to stay with the cult to be close to their mother and Master. Baal eventually finds himself a mate and even settles down, having a litter of twins with his orange tabby queen named Fion <3 Aym is content for a time, staying with his family and his new niece and nephew...but eventually wander lust grips him as it gripped his mother. He heads out into the world and, though he sends a sparse letter here and there, he has not been seen since. Lamb think's he's crossed the sea. Hopefully he finds whatever hes looking for. to end this on a happy note: Forneus loves her grandkits and would die for them. She has also slapped Narinder. Once. (you dont call yourself a poor father figure to kits you took care of. not around her. "You were all they had! They love you and cherish you do NOT spit in their faces so!"

#goat draws #cult of the lamb #cotl #cotl aym #cotl baal #cotl forneus #most of these hcs are me world building #cuz yep theres a fic in the work #it will see the light of day eventually #i also had a fucKIN FIT WHEN I REALIZED THE QUEEN AND CROWN CONNECTION OK?#im totally normal #Blood of the covenant au

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all-lee24 · 3 months

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Elden ring sketch - cursemark 1/2

#elden ring #rennala queen of the full moon #Ranni #lunar princess ranni #poor rennala went threw it #divorced by the man you were obsessed with and then your favorite daughter fuckin steals the rune of death and kills herself and another #and starts a war #like damn

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adriancatrin · 8 months

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sketches from the cave of two lovers aka the boys are GRUMPY

#my art #i fuckin love sokka and momo together so much #atla fanart #avatar the last airbender #cave of two lovers #sokka #zuko #momo #zukka #drawing those key moments from zukos temper tantrum kinda makes me wanna animate him having a temper tantrum #stomping around in a circle and being a drama queen on perfect loop #it’s too hot in my room lately tho to settle in at my computer like that #like 90-100 degrees straight up #soon tho #i hate summer

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secondary-colorentimy · 3 months

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i just be drawing you know how i be

#fanart #disney #maleficent #sleeping beauty #evil queen #queen grimhilde #snow white and the seven dwarfs #lyrics from first date by NSP #LETS STEAL SOME PRECIOUS FUCKIN ART TONIGHT WERE YOUNG AND ALIVE 🗣🔥 /lyr

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nat-20s · 2 months

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People ask Donna why she's NOT into the doctor and she's just like "????. Have you seen him? No tits no ass no nothin he's more useful as a bookmark than a boyfriend"

#doctor who #tenth doctor #donna noble #honestly its like. so fucking funny to me that it is established how Donna #doesn't find him attractive quite a bit for the alien thing #but maybe even more so for shes just. fuckin NOT into skinny guys. queen 💖

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demigod-of-the-agni · 11 months

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