#the funniest part is

[thebahwrites]

Places people recently thought/asked if I was from: Norway, Finland, France, United States, Canada, England, Ireland, Australia (?!), Italy, Austria, Argentina

people sure don’t know where I am from but they surely know I am White™️

#bah rambles #personal tag #it's cracking me up tho #the funniest part is #i am white DESPITE MY FAMILY #fucking white sheep among the browns #my brother standing out there like if he walked into the US he'd deadass receive a slur 5 min in #😭😭😭😭😭 #farquaad pointing meme WHITE

[that-gay-jedi]

So it's kind of a bad sign that my doctor poked me for less than 5 minutes and not particularly hard to check for pain in the infamous fibromyalgia spots and somehow left me incredibly sore even ~12 hours later huh?

#the funniest part is #every spot that was a yes on the test is no worse than before #but every trigger point that didn't hurt then is killing me now

[suffering-and-happy-about-it]

It is that time of the year again:

I’m rewatching all the Alien movies in order (starting with Prometheus and Covenant) and I still CANNOT believe that everyone watched the FUCKING ANGRY NOKIA ANDROID™️ (David, not my bby Walter) DIRECTLY NOT LISTENING TO THEIR ORDERS ON LV-223 WHILE HAVING THE MOST SUSPICIOUS WEIRD DIALOGUE IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE and they didn’t even stop to think:

Like are you people completely brainless? You stupid. A few examples:

Shaw: “David do not open the door” ➡️ David proceeds to open the door immediately after she says it.

Vickers: “Let me watch your camera while you explore the chamber.” ➡️ David cuts her off as soon as he enters the chamber.

Shaw: *Almost dies because of that alien embryo inside of her, is barely standing on her feet, she’s mentally gone entirely.* ➡️ David: “I know you had it in you… Sorry that wasn’t the right thing to say.”

I DON’T WONDER WHY THEY ALL DIED IN THE SPAWN OF 3 DAYS OR SO. THEY ARE STUPID. HE WOULD DO ONE SUSPICIOUS MOVE ON MY WATCH AND HE WOULD BE DONE GOOFED, LOCK HIM IN THE FUCKING BROOMSTICK CABIN AND DON’T LET HIM OUT.

HE EVEN FUCKING DYED HIS ROOTS. THAT’S YOUR FIRST RED FLAG. 🚩

#this movie always finds its way to make me dumbstruck #like these guys are idiots #ripley proved time and time again that androids are not to be trusted #and here he is: the unhinged sassy psychopathic Android fucking everyone over #*gasp* why am I gasping I already knew that #the funniest part is #everyone agreeded that the crew of Prometheus were brainlets #each and one of them #Alien: Prometheus (2012) #the alien series #Ridley Scott #David the Android #michael fassbender #Elizabeth Shaw

[zerkinoff]

oh thank god. i’m deathly afraid of 💀🪦⚰️

#the funniest part is #tiktok doesn’t even filter out 90% of the words people think it does #bc they would also just filter out d34th

[apollos-boyfriend]

just did a presentation to my roommates where i rated my kins on how likely i’d get canceled on twitter for them and the GROAN that rung out across the entire room as kokichi ouma popped up for #1. i do not think they have been more disappointed in me than in that moment

#icarus speaks #roommate shenanigans #the funniest part is #two of them KNEW it was coming #like when we were at number 3 (souda) #rosie went ‘wait. wait someone’s missing. where the fuck is he.’ #bc she KNOWS i kin him. and she KNOWS i wouldn’t do a presentation without him #it was so fucking funny i wish i recorded it

[ickypuppi3]

they understand numbers don’t mean anything right? like billy still exists either way? harringrove isn’t just gonna stop being a thing? that’s not how this works? that’s not how this has ever worked?

#it’s just not that deep #who’s losing sleep over it yk #fandom wank #like it genuinely doesn’t affect my life either way #in fact i’m rooting for them #like achieve your goal baby and then stop annoying everyone #i couldn’t imagine dedicating that much time to something i didn’t like #but maybe that’s just me #so glad i was doing hard drugs as a teenager and not whatever this is #the funniest part is #if there’s one place numbers don’t matter it’s ao3 #there’s nothing to win or lose here #but i digress

[galaxyofender]

i think the overlap between "watches gebs gebsart" and "watches martyn inthelittlewood" is exactly of nobody aside me, but this is such a stupid thought that i need to get it out of me

doc and gebs look very similar to each other?? like, remove the mask and put gebs in another outfit, you've got doc?

and i dont know which option is funnier, either gebs is secretly the leader of a group fighting an evil organization or doc is secretly a vtuber who draws and likes tanukis and coffee

#galaxy talks to the void #inthelittlewood #<- technically not about him but doc is his character so i think this goes here #gebsart #THE FUNNIEST PART IS #GEBS ISNT EVEN AN MCYT FANARTIST #HE HAS NO CONNECTION TO MCYT OTHER THAN ONE OF HIS MODS IS A PHIL WATCHER (or at least i assume so by the very commonly used phil emotes) #also this is partially me doing gebs propaganda #please watch the guy #he has very chill and low energy streams #which are good for doing stuff and keeping it in the background #gebs is also a vtuber! he doesnt do lore but he is still worth watching #also #if i draw doc with green eyes #it is in reference to gebs yeah

[bumblebeebat22]

lol just found out i need another surgery when i just had one two months ago

#the funniest part is #they are two seperate things #there is no possible way they were connected #i mean both have been causing me immense pain #so i'm glad they're happening #but seriously #they couldn't have been seperated by at least a couple of years? #my surgery openings still haven't healed from the last one

[unpretty]

a fact about me is that i was an early bloomer who hit puberty in elementary school and was immediately, obnoxiously horny in ways that were uncomfortable for everyone because no one is prepared for an elementary schooler with b cups and a deep fascination with movies where people get tied up. another fact is that because i was considered smart for my age in the ways that mattered, i just accepted all this as a single package, the many ways that i was not really a child the way other children were children but was instead a miniature adult. i was technically a child, but not really, as far as i was concerned. it also did not occur to me until around high school that i was fat, because i instead considered myself to be sturdy, to be buff, to be built like a tank.

so somewhere around middle school i am noticing the ways in which i am Not Like Other Girls, the ways in which i am not what society says a girl is and the ways that things marketed to girls do not appeal to me. i don't know how other girls dealt with this, but i very rationally decided that i was only technically a girl, in the way that i was only technically a child. so i looked at the things that did appeal to me, and that i did enjoy, and reverse engineered my demographic to decide that on a practical and functional level i was a middle-aged man. i had also gotten really hornily into wolverine because of the first x-men movie, and ended up reading a lot of comics, so as you can imagine the comic book version of wolverine who is short and built like a tank and older than he looks despite being for all intents and purposes a middle aged man really had some appeal to me.

there are idiots who say shit about how tomboys would be considered trans these days or whatever, but i can assure you that was not what was happening here. by middle school i already had to special order bras and i was fine with that because of the many weird fetishes i was developing, none of which can be blamed on the internet because i hadn't found that shit yet and also to this day you would have a hard time finding anything similar to the things i wrote in my secret notebook and immediately destroyed. the fact that i was technically a girl was vital to all this. media where there was a big reveal that some cool dude had been a hot chick the whole time was my shit. weird feral beast people who turned out to be hot women once they took a bath? fuck yes. i would never have cut my hair because that would have ruined my chances to take off a helmet and reveal that i had girl hair. at no point did i think i was anything but a girl, it was just that i was functionally a middle-aged man, who was a girl.

what this means is that i still liked all the things i already liked, such as leather jackets and comic books and anime and old stand-up comedy, but i also did extensive research on the other things i felt i should like according to the demographic i had assigned myself. i watched vh1's 'i love the 70s' with the air of someone trying to hide their amnesia, even though my parents were children in the 70s. i got into the beatles. i tried to get into cars for a while before accepting that i only liked the vintage car aesthetic and couldn't be fucked to know actual car facts. i wore nothing but cargo shorts and aloha shirts for a while, which didn't really stand out that much because it was middle school. i bought a fedora and became a libertarian atheist. i made plans to buy a motorcycle (i could not ride a bike).

i gave up on it after a while because quite frankly my titty situation meant there was never really going to be a big reveal that i'd been a girl the whole time. it was pretty obvious even with the cargo shorts. also the older of a teen i was, the more likely it felt that i could maybe get laid, except i could tell that was never going to happen as long as i kept wearing cargo shorts. it took longer to give up the fedora because it was leather and i wore it with my leather jacket and fingerless gloves, which i convinced myself worked a lot better after i'd gone full high school goth. i lived in the desert so you can imagine how well that worked out for me, smell-wise.

anyway that's how my female socialization went, i don't think it was particularly successful tbqh

#original #the funniest part to me is the vh1 thing #i watched so much vh1 while inexplicably behaving as if i was already familiar with everything i was seeing

[kayawolfhorse]

Discuss

#this isn’t necessarily based on creature or sanity levels it’s what would be funniest for the Bit #also the idea of muppet & human duos is amusing to me. false and ren. pearl and gem. bdubs and etho. do you see it #zed and cub as unethical scientists is fun it’d be solid enrichment for them both #mumbo is equal parts muppet and man. maybe he’s a muppet that got turned into a guy idk #mumbo being over the line vs under it doesn’t mean anything i just ran out of room and didn’t feel like changing it btw lmao #kaya posts #hermitcraft #1k

[chongoblog]

New tech dropping for the No Zonai Device Run

#totk spoilers #funniest part is that I still didnt make it to the thing #but thats because I used a weaker bow #also to anyone complaining how this is using fuse #it works for throwing as well #also i could technically get there by just getting two platforms and alternating #this is just way cooler

[enchantingruinscandy]

lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship

#the funniest part is that this images name is 'Superman-Batman-Friends' and im out here stealing it for a superbat shit post #superbat #if i ever make a sideblog solely for dc stuff im going to be calling it 'superman-batman-friends' #the try guys #try guys #ned fulmer #i lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship #enchanted dumbassery

[astro-b-o-y-d]

Everyone got so hyped over Sans and Reigen that no one seemed to notice how the Onceler got out in his FIRST ROUND

BECAUSE OF MEGAMIND

#Hayley Speaks #That might be the funniest part of this whole thing

[eyenaku]

FOOL MASK (GITM BY @venomous-qwille)

Handbuilt porcelain with slip, overglaze, glaze, and gold lustre accents. Paint and lacquer detailing added post fire. Handsewn fool's cap and bells added post fire.

This mask is a part of a (loosely connected) mask series, all hand-built and fired using a range of different temperatures and techniques.

My favourite mask to date, Fool from Ghost in the Machine by the wonderful @venomous-qwille !! GITM is absolutely incredible and I cannot put into words eloquently how much I adore it and Fool so instead I made this mask! Hi!

My word was this mask a struggle to make. The mask itself is entirely one piece, and entirely porcelain!! That's right, those long thin rays are solid porcelain!! The eyes and tips of the blades are done in 22 carat gold lustre. All colouring save for the black and the satin sections of darker red on the face were done with only slips and underglazes. The red colour was correct without the paint, but I thought a contrast from the rest of the gloss would look nice :)

Made to scale, the mask measures 50.8x60.96cm without the hat, and 50.8x116.84cm with it! (20x24in without hat, 20x46in including hat). He is Large, but turned out absolutely lovely and I send my many many thanks to the kiln gods for producing him unscathed.

(naku & wall for scale)

(he's so big guys i have large walls (the top of my head is only slightly above the top of the bookcase beneath him) look at him at the wall it's nuts)

#eyenaku #proudnaku #seriously so proud of this naku please interact with this my magnum opus of porcelain i hate porcelain but i love fool #my prof. encouraged me to make THE REST OF FOOL?? LIKE HIS BODY?? thats so much. i'm not gonna but that was a funny thing to experience #ANYWAYS HI QWILLE IF YOU'RE READING THIS THE TAGS!! #fool is such a guy #thas all! love ur stuff btw #art #pottery #ceramics #mask #masks #decorative masks #porcelain #fool #fool gitm #fool ghost in the machine #ghost in the machine au #fool eclipse #ghost in the machine #gitm au #gitm fool #eyenaku masks #hehe happy fool day #I think the funniest part of making him was the tactical smooch I had to make to save his face it’s a whole thing #clip next.

[qcomicsy]

Alfred comes home and there's a whole noise from the kitchen.

Alfred: Is everything okay?

Damian: Dumbass is coming out.

Alfred: Oh.

Alfred (to Dick): ...I figured this day would come sooner or later...

Dick:

Alfred: Don't think I didn't saw it my boy, and pardon me if I should said something before...

Dick: No, no, no it's not

Alfred:... I mean It was obvious from the start but I figured I shouldn't press-

Dick: Alfie It's not

Jason: No, no let him finish.

----

Batman: Yes, my kid also came out to me recently.

Superman (to Dick): Oh wow, that's great! I'm proud of you buddy.

Dick:

Dick: What

Tim: It's me.

Superman: Oh

Superman: Oh wow, thats great! I'm proud of you buddy.

Dick: No, wait you can't just-

----

Jon: I'm just glad in not being alone in this, you know.

Titans:

Dick: It's not me.

Titans: "Oh, right. Sure." " Yeah we knew it" "Totally"

#I've been thinking about this since Tim came out beaceus that was pretty much every reaction from everyone I know #And i find fucking hilarious #Tim had more in lore logic but Grayson just screams queer energy and there's no way people around him didn't caught up onto that #jason todd #tim drake #dick grayson #batfam #incorrect quotes #batfamily incorrect quotes #the funniest part is that if gotham knights is cannon he might actually be and this is just him being confused #on how people think he'll need to come out #but if he's not he's the talk Valentina of the family and we love him anyway

[petz-catz2]

#saw #saw v #mark hoffman #peter strahm #jigsaw #hoffstrahm #coffinshipping #I JUST REALIZED THE IMAGE IS THE SIZE OF AN ANT SORRY EVERYBODY #the funniest part of this post blowing is i dont even like hoffman that much #hoffman more like hoffMID #jk i think hes funny