#the germans

[hildeeveraert]

René Burri, The Germans, Die Deutschen, 1959

#René Burri #The Germans #Die Deutschen #1959

[gladlypants]

Background story post 1/??: Cleo’s grandparents, Lori & Jeff German

See this post for a refresher on Cleo and Devon’s back story.

#ts4 #the sims 4 #the sims 4 gameplay #ts4 gameplay #the sims 4 story #ts4 story #vault challenge #the germans #*holds breath for very first story post* #bumping shaking woohoo noises XD #devon kealoha #cleo kealoha

[redrook]

old German lady gave me acupuncture today

she lifted up my shirt, saw my top surgery scars, and immediately went "WHOA! What caused THIS?"

my fellow comrades, it took every atom of my strength not to just say the funniest lie I could think of on the spot.

#redrook lore #old german lady

[schreibfederlaerm]

so this European clothing retailer decided to advertise their jean cuts on youtube and it's unintentionally the funniest shit I've seen today. why? well.

now important context here: in German, die (pronounced 'dee') is just a feminine article, it literally means "the".

but if an ad gets placed in the middle of an English video and doesn't use a single explicitly German word for most of the ad, even a native speaker is gonna think "they want me to die how?" it keeps getting funnier.

I mean, holy shit

i will use these as reaction images until i die

#lmao #german stuff #BundesTag #deutsches zeug #non fandom stuff

[lasttarrasque]

#palestine #free palestine #gaza #free gaza #israel #from the river to the sea palestine will be free #free free palestine #current events #gaza strip #jerusalem #germany #german news #jews #jewdaism #jewblr #antisemitism #never again

[reallybadblackoutpoems]

imagination (1963) - harold ordway rugg

"chekhovs cat / schrödingers razor / occams gun"

#chekhov #schrodinger #occam #the three genders #hope everyone has a good halloweekend #and a good hallowtuesday #watched the 1979 nosferatu #it was silly #feel free to recommend more german films #anyway #blackout poetry #blackout poem #author #book #poetry

[satans-cool-blog]

I’ve been obsessed with this tweet for a while so I’m posting the it to tumblr to inflict it on more people

#posts that make you watch dungeon meshi German dub #dungeon meshi #marcille #german dub #op if you see this and would like it removed lemme know

[musashi]

wghatever the fuck this genre of tweet is i cant fucking stop saying mein scheiss Hund as a vocal stim

#panzerfried is killing me is my german shit or is that dog named TANK OF PEACE? #wendys best

[mischievousdog]

Wolpertinger

#artists on tumblr #traditional art #wolpertinger #folklore #german folklore #rabbits and hares #ink #crosshatching #art

[scoobhead]

#for reference i say gay-org #like the german name #but i recently learned that apparently people say it differently??? WACK #poll #spiders georg #nat og #1k #2k #5k #10k

[baradragon]

give me the state if you're comfy and what languages were offered

#i got curious cause i went to a big international studies HS #we had 5 languages #spanish french german japanese and latin #this was in central florida btw

[dr-drea]

Be gay do crime but in Bavaria and we're putting these everywhere

#german stuff

[deinbester089de]

Hans und Helga, zuhören🗣🎎

Aber #AuchWir

#ArgumentenZugänglich ✔️

Die #Deutschen #LernenEs erst, wenn #Alles #KaputtIst

Schnelle #Erklärung über die #Menschen #ImLand #InDeutschland #NichtsFürUngut #UnserZuhause #Köln #Berlin #München #Hamburg

#the germans #die deutschen #niemcy

[random-brushstrokes]

Karl Gussow - Old Man's Treasure (Das Kätzchen), 1876

#Karl Gussow #german art #genre painting #animals in art #1870s

[blacktobackmesa]

"gordon freeman was 27 he should have been at the club" before getting his Black Mesa job dr. freeman spent a chunk of his twenties in europe in the late 1990s. the reason half life 1's soundtrack is all industrial techno is because that's what's playing in his head 24/7

#half life #germany is not austria i know this #but cmon. german industrial techno. #cmoooooon

[389]

German armor from the 16th century

#german #armor #16th century #inri #crucifiction #u