#the ginger bastard

[quietwingsinthesky]

once again. i am thinking about an alternate end of time ending where the master joins up with the doctor on the tardis, but now specifically, an au where the doctor still ends up regenerating and crashlanding in amy's backyard. au where the doctor doesn't show up 12 years late because two timelords piloting a tardis is (marginally) better than one, and now amelia pond is going on adventures in time and space in the care of the two least qualified being in the history of the universe to take care of a seven year old.

#an amy pond who grows up on the tardis would be a terrifying thing indeed. #i dont know if its funnier if the master doesnt regenerate too and now every time they show up in the modern day dozens of tabloids get #pictures of him and the doctor going 'FORMER DISGRACED PRIME MINISTER SPOTTED? GAY??? SECRET SCOTTISH DAUGHTER???' #the picture is eleven leading the way while a very disgruntled master gives amy a piggyback ride (if he doesn't she'll start biting again) #on the other hand. if the master regenerates into missy that's just as funny. evil mary poppins to raise amy. #doctor who #local bastard who keeps trying to destroy the world reluctantly fond of feral ginger child they picked up. still wants to destroy the world #but not before amelia gets to go out for ice cream first.

[groenendaze]

that’s a lotta dogs

#not pictured: a akbash mix and a lab mix #finch #nettle #Sheba #riley #ginger #i also sometimes forget how good of a dog nettle is like…. wow that is truly a dog #that i can throw in Situations #and she is just like 🤷‍♀️🤙 im doing this now #finch. bastard man as per usual #but NETTLE……. incredible

[sergeifyodorov]

not a twink BUT if we are going to talk about men who sould be in a period piece I would like to nominate owen tippet von philadelphia flyers bc he looks like someone who should be wearing a tophat and a billowing shirt

now THIS is the discourse I want to see!!!! reminds me of this tweet I saw the other night

#asks #that speedy little bastard pissed me off but he DOES have sexy rogue possibly-vampire stapled all over him #and he is IMPOSSIBLY ginger which is not entirely relevant but feels like it needs to be said #owen tippett

[ipiisschaos]

Jacob bullying Nick >:]

I FORGOY HIS FUCCING BRAID

I spent too long on this to add ot back in tho-

#l4d oc #l4d2 oc #ginger bastard #l4d2 #left 4 dead #left 4 dead 2 #l4d fanart #l4d2 nick #left 4 dead nick #l4d #Jacob is so mean but he's so silly #i lobe him

[scooteriajierrari]

SHE IS SO SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO… I CAN’T EVEN FIND WORDS TO DESCRIBE HOW MUCH SHE SLAYED

#geri halliwell #geri halliwell horner #christian horner #fia gala 2023 #fia price giving ceremony #fia ceremony #baku #azerbaijan #CHRISTIAN YOU LUCKY BASTARD #HOW DID YOU BAG THE GINGER SPICE #GERI PLEASE ONE CHANCE #IM LOSING MY FIND #f1 #formula 1 #formula one

[polvsketchbook]

irst time I saw (maskless) ghostsoap fanart I thought it was midpollo because especially soap and midnighter have some similar physical traits and I was worried I'll make them look too twin-like so I decided to do this little comparison of how I draw them for fun

#just my two comfort bastards #mr “I was in hell once and I LOVED it” vs mr “sometimes I make that face like I wanted to propose when I see particulary big explosion” #midnighter #dc #john soap mactavish #call of duty #modern warfare 2 #fanart #my art #nobody's taking ginger balkan midnighter away from me #just like nobody's taking polish apollo from me #midpollo my favourite slavic-balkan union

[g1ngerbeer]

so i might have a problem.

#every fma art ive posted Has had the wretched man but know that this is only the tip of the iceberg. this is just the stuff i think is good #what ive posted is only the 10% of relatively sane drawings poking out above the surface of the hyperfixation ocean #im not kidding when i say i Cannot stop drawing him. my emotional support blorbo. #wretched little man. pathetic bastard. help #i'm like a shark if swimming = drawing roy mustang. if i stop i sink to the bottom of the ocean #unfollow me now if you dont want to see the Bastard 24/7. #ginger yells

[hella1975]

i need a fic where the ada have to like actually arrest chuuya for some shit and this is before they find out that dazai used to be mafia and they're all shit-scared of him bc it's chuuya nakahara he's literally A God and the strongest ability user in yokohama and also everyone's panicking about like 'we're doing our jobs of course we took him in for questioning!' 'but he's with the port mafia what if they retaliate!' and the whole time chuuya for whatever reason is letting it happen and is just sat there like 😐 UNTIL dazai comes in and just freezes. and chuuya stares at him and dazai stares at chuuya and then it's just 'WHAT THE F-' and everyone's day is ruined by soukoku

#the ada: that's chuuya nakahara the gravity manipulator mori's right hand man most powerful mafioso alive we need to be careful #dazai immediately: slug midget ginger bastard fuckin. hatrack #just. kunikida's HORROR thinking chuuya's gonna blow at any minute and chuuya just matches dazai like #oh yeah?? suicidal maniac mackerel waste of bandages piece of shit #dazai just like 'get him OUT of my office' and chuuya being like 'you know what actually im gonna stay' sdjgsghdskjh they are both so petty #no one knows what's going on they dont know how these two even know each other #and ranpo is just giggling in the corner #atsushi: dazai be careful he's part of the mafia!!! #dazai: uh yeah this guy once boarded up his windows because he thought a demon was stealing all his hats im not scared of him #chuuya: i was FIFTEEN and you were the one who convinced me it was a demon would you FUCKING LET THAT GO- #i just know it would be kunikida's last straw this man would have heart failure #bsd #soukoku

[maybeamiles]

At the point I'm at in One Piece, I want to talk about Shanks a little bit. I just got to the episode where Sengoku talks about how the four emperors and their crews are perceived by the marines and it's interesting that Shanks is known for his crew just as much as he's known for being Red-haired Shanks. Cause Luffy is known for being batshit crazy but also all of the straw hats have bounties, even chopper. Like there's similarity between him and Luffy and that's really cool.

#one piece #one piece shanks #red haired shanks #anyways this mysterious bastard is so fucking weird #like his only defining trait is being a ginger and he's one of the most powerful people in the series

[korvapuustiterrieri]

human AU alien husbands

(tap the pics to see it in higher quality)

#tervo #human!au korvo #human!au tervo #human AU #These bastards are ruining my life i love them so much #look at terry’s face he’s the actual sun #there’s no way he wouldn’t be a ginger #korvo #solar opposites #fanart #fanartist #terry #korvo x terry #solar opposites fanart #terry x korvo

[ignix191]

Color Wheel Challenge (Orange)

After looking over your comments from Twitter and Instagram, I'm finally done with Orange!

I give you 🥁 Walter Bernhard! ✨️ The Ginger b*stard himself!

When I saw him suggested by @dotsoudesu, I knew he was the one for 🧡! Tysm! 😍💕

Here's the Solo piece!

Don't forget to suggest your characters for Yellow! 💛🙏

#color wheel challenge #color wheel #color wheel challenge 2023 #castlevania #castlevania fanart #castlevania artists #castlevania art #castlevania lament of innocence #lament of innocence #walter bernhard #The Ginger Bastard! 🫚 #An absolute bbg and an ass

[thepalerimitation]

Cat likes to wait around corners to scare people, typically me because I’m not his primary feeder and he’s wise enough not to jump my Very Tall Dad who would accidentally kick him across the room

#cat bastard #cats #cats of tumblr #ginger bitch

[gay-otlc]

AGAB (all gingers are bastards)

#citation: i am a ginger and i am a bastard #shitpost

[omtai]

i love the grocery store. fucking ingredience.com

#omtai post #went to the store for dinner and gottttt #5% beef mince ginger sesame oil soy sauce brocolli #strawberries for fun #tomato soup for naomi cuz she’s sick #i cycled there i was soooo scared cuz it was raining #and i couldn’t use the cycle lanes bc bastards parked on them so i had to cycle on the road #ppl kept honking at me i’m sorry my leg powered bicycle isn’t as fast as your 500ton metal box powered by dinosaur bones </3 im really sorry #the grocery store really is the most ultimate test of temptation #because logically i could jus buy all the junk food i want #i could have it all #but no… brocolli more importance

[ipiisschaos]

I've gotten this comment 5 times now-

Keith design belongs to @sheepkebby

#ginger bastards #look at them go #KvTW #l4d2 #keith l4d2 #l4d2 oc #left 4 dead #left 4 dead 2 #l4d oc #i don't remember who wrote the og reblog #keith vs the world #they definitely look similar.../hj #Jacob is a twink tho

[sergeanthatredbignaturals]

I made these in like 3 minutes

Multiple trans ones because i couldn’t decide on one flag to use

#but i love him dearly #the smoochable ever #Sergeant Hatred transgender 😱 (real not fake) #Sergeant Hatred the autistic ever #he’s just like me fr #kinda #i had the revelation earlier that we look like Rusty Venture #bodily wise i mean #we’re scrawny #0 muscle mass #and fucking ginger #it’s a good thing we’re not planning on taking testosterone #i don’t need to look any more like this rat bastard #killing myself #anyways #my back hurts #i tried to draw Madeon (Vbros self insert) #it went well #until #it didnt #gotta love spinal issues #so fun #/sarcasm #pookie boo boo bear hatred #venture brothers #sergeant hatred #sgt hatred #sgt. hatred #sgt vatred #vatred