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masterelrond · 2 years

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MIDDLE EARTH MEME ↳ [3/3] Heroes - Éowyn

'But no living man am I! You look upon a woman. Éowyn I am, Éomund's daughter. You stand between me and my lord and kin. Begone, if you be not deathless! For living or dark undead, I will smite you, if you touch him.'

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cosmosnout · 9 months

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I haven’t drawn nearly enough Edie art so here you go

#putting some balance back intk the world bc i draw too much dimitri haha #also claude. my guy. my man. I am so sorry i forgot ur b day and drew edie insted of you💀#slay edie tho #the girlboss blueprint #art #digital art #my art #fanart #drawing #digital illustration #fe3h #fire emblem 3 houses #fire emblem three houses #fe3h edelgard #edelgard von hresvelg #edelgard

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jakexneytiri · 1 year

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happy jake & neytiri 🫶🏼

reblog if you agree

#god i love them #they ARE the blueprint #classic malewife and girlboss #jake sully #jake sully avatar #neytiri sully #neytiri sully avatar #jake x neytiri #jake and neytiri #jake and neytiri sully #avatar jake #avatar neytiri #dilf!jake #dilf! jake sully #dilf!jake sully #daddy jake sully

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ibeewashere · 8 months

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Thinking. Thinking about Danny Pudi in the arguement again. God he looks so fucking frazzled I just want to kiss him on the forehead and maybe just maybe the lips

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sexysilverstrider · 2 years

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this is what its like being the female protag and this is the dynamic the protag has with her rival in pokemon

#like. licheruly #being a female protag in pkmn n having your rival with high hopes n dreams only for u to shatter them is the blueprint #its peak rivals to enemies #whether youre a jerk like green or silver or bede #or an absolute sweetheart like hau wally or hop #you WILL get your dreams crushed by your rival and eventual girlfriend #girlboss moments in pkmn and shoujo dept #fafar yaps #about pokemon

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simptasia · 1 year

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a kim/ron ship video introduced me to “everytime we touch”

#so thats fucking iconic #ppl in the comments surprised that kim/ron is winning that poll #i assume a decent chunk of my generation on here had kim/ron as a childhood otp #their kiss to ''could it be'' was an iconic moment for gen Y #or at least for me #kim possible and ron stoppable were one of the blueprints for girlboss malewife

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asenkaengel · 8 months

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The Mandalorian season 3 is living proof that the writer's guild knew they were going to strike MONTHS in advanced.

There were so many character inconsistencies, and major plot lines just skipped over entirely. Plot threads that went absolutely nowhere, and overall, the show just kind of looked sloppy? The season just felt kind of incomplete, in my opinion.

Like they hastily threw it together to fill out the time before they (rightfully, we support fair wages for all on this page 😌) striked.

#the Mandalorian season 3 #the mandalorian critical #andor should have been the damn blueprint going forward #also if you didn’t want din to have the darksaber you could have just not given it to him #grogu was basically an accessory until the very end of the season #also ppl keep saying bo was redeemed but how #she didn't actually atone for anything #she just saw a damn dinosaur and they were like 'i guess this'll work'#this reeks of disney meddling because girls liked the mandalorian and we must not let the girlies like something without a girlboss #when what people liked was din going through the hero's journey being a kind and compassionate man who brings people together like no other #he got bo katan and boba fett to WORK TOGETHER to save his son but he isn't a leader bc????#'he didn't want it' neither did most of the cast of the original but that's not the POINT #if you didn't want din to be a leader don't spend two seasons showing us why he should be #also did you guys forget that bo is directly responsible for your dwindling and dying culture #you can enjoy the series but let's not pretend this season was well written #also gotta love din going from actively distrusting the new republic to working for them just to complete the copaganda circle #again if that's where you were going you probably should not have shown them actively making shit more difficult for din with no resolution

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jareauwalker · 2 years

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sarah michelle gellar and freddie prinze jr michelle gellar truly are the only celebrity couple ever

#truly the himbo girlboss archetype come to life #the claire and phil dunphy blueprint like why lie

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jrueships · 2 years

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This talk about kat/jaren is blatant kat/dlo erasure and I won’t stand for it 😤

Sorry not sorry undercover uhhhLOSEEEÉ but

Jaren/kat Kat/dlo

you ship dunn/rolo and idk what madman put you onto THAT hellfire of an idea but he probably needs to drink some water 🙄

IM KIDDING IM KIDDING 😭😭😭 !@@!

I think BOTH ships are GREAT and /i/ came up with the dunn/rolo pit of despair 😭 we been known 😔 also i do need to drink some water... i just Hate the Taste (lack thereof)

BUT LISTENLISTEN !!!! LISTEN!

i AGREE kat/dlo jaren/kat DO seem 🤔? Similar... but have you considered.... karate kicks you in the face and starts running

BUT LISTENLISTEN RLLY THIS TIME! The first listen was just to make sure u were with me.. jaren/kat... Good. Jaren/kat.... Thick. Jaren/kat pirate online movies to watch that you could rent from redbox for 5 dollars then worry about getting put into state penitentiary for it. Jaren/kat drink out of the same alcoholic beverage bottle then hit each other with sticks then make out. Jaren/kat....... gay. Jaren/kat..... Good.

KAT/DLO IS AWESOME AS WELL THO!!!!!!!! they do not have to be erased 😔😔 with the power of Multishipping... and Madness.. kyle/demar and kyle/jimmy can Breathe. IT'S JUST THAT ME, PERSONALLY THO, totally missed out on dlo and Devin booker like im not even gonna play pretend like i know them.... I Don't. I don't know WHY? I don't know HOW but i see those two and then i forget those two 😭 maybe it was bcs dlo was a laker and i just mental block those out?????? IDK!!!!! but YEAH the REASON FOR WHY kat/dlo may SEEM erased is only bcs i know nothing abt dlo therefore do not want to write him YET in fear of getting him 'wrong' BUT‼️‼️ from what ive HEARD the ship sounds VERY NICE !!!!! AND CAN EXIST AS WELL !!!@!!!!! We do not need VIOLENCE we need P E A CE !!!! ALWAYS ‼️‼️‼️

LOOK!!!!!

they are holding hands <333333 and somewhere... somehow... also... dlo and kat are holding hands AS well <3

#just not as well as jaren and ka #IM KIDDING #smh u enter MY house and disparage MY randomly assigned skrungle shippings #for SHAME !!!!!!!!!!!!#also kidding 😭😭#BUT YEA if i knew dlo better i would give kat/dlo content but i dont 😭#the ant proximity meter spaces out a Lot of people to me #BUT from what ive PIECED TOGETHER..#jaren/kat and kat/dlo DO sound similarish!!! like one is kinda neatfreak picky demanding and the other loves it #but i think THAT just means i am a rarepair puzzle piecing savant who understands THE VIBE a person WANTS #kat is but a simple malewife ! can we blame him???#i think kat and jaren are more malewife 4 malewife and kat dlo are malewife girlboss tho #both RLLY good OF COURSE!#OVERALL.... gay men... everywhere #all deserve some love <3 #especially dunn/rolo because i said so #it was the blueprint for garland/jarrett and the feds wont let me speak that truth for they fear its might #like jaren/kat #you fear my power 🤨?#OH YEA but the few vids i saw of dlo and remembered was him trying to sit down on an unsittable stand and falling down and dying #king behavior #his new hair is kinda ugly to me tho i liked the old one much better #ANYWAYS #ted asks #jaren #kat #i DO wanna get to know dlo and dev better bcs they interest me but that takes effort n time :( i hate that #but i Must.....#for THEIR ship

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toytle · 10 months

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everything abt this is outdated but ykw. tag yourself anyway, i’m jean and fred

text ID under cut:

mom jeans (jean): 1) leader but not by choice 2) never forgets a birthday 3) gets away with things due to her reputation

fuzzy elf (kurt): 1) tries to be hip with the kids (is a kid) 2) honorary catboy 3) fingerguns his way out of situations

:3 (kitty): 1) impulsive shopper 2) livetweets everything 3) says ‘omg’ and ‘ttyl’ outloud 4) bakes muffins for her friends! they are inedible!

skater boi (evan): 1) cool guy syndrome 😎 (undiagnosed adhd) 2) steals food off his friends' plates 3) PARKOUR!

e-girl blueprint (rogue): 1) hopeless romantic 2) only child AND middle child energy 3) knows the best thrifting spots

“””team leader””” (lance): 1) tries a lot, fails a lot 2) anger is default emotion 3) probably named his car betty or smth

actual team leader (pietro). 1) cool guy syndrome 😎 (unmedicated adhd) 2) causes problems on purpose 3) motivated by attention

toad (todd): 1) thinks he's just soo funny. well, he is. 2) hasn't showered in a month 3) stays out of drama but Will grab the popcorn

bombshell blonde (tabitha): 1) self-loathing vs superiority complex: fight! 2) flirts with friends 3) parties to avoid being alone with her thoughts

scarlet bitch (wanda): 1) hates authority figures 2) cuts her own hair. and clothes. 3) in a constant state of overstimulation 4) deserves to snap tbh

hey it’s (fred)!: 1) cries easily 2) would literally murder for friends 3) treats plushies like living creatures

professor clean (xavier): 1) “hello el gee bee tee que community" 2) adopts every child he sees 3) knows everything and yet nothing at all

grrrr (logan): 1) that sounds like a you problem." 2) acts like he hates kids but tacks their drawings to the fridge 3) believes that violence is the answer

weather report (ororo): 1) everyone's bisexual awakening 2) has high expectations for everyone, including herself 3) live laugh love 😊😊😊 or else

mr beast but like actually (hank): 1) god, i could really use a drink." *makes chamomile tea* 2) longs to be a smooth rock basking in the sun 3) gives unwarranted life lessons

another blue one (mystique): 1) #girlboss 2) “gay rights but only for me" 3) loves her son but will dropkick other children

magnum dong (magneto): 1) heterophobic 2) "you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair" 3) does not love his son AND will dropkick other children

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rosenkranz-does-things · 11 months

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the blueprint for girlbosses and malewives everywhere

(Darkness falls and Ice sketches under the cut bc i like the way these turned out)

#they're bi4bi i take no arguments at this time thank you #the x files #dana scully #fox mulder #msr #artists on tumblr

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potato-lord-but-not · 14 days

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Potatolord Blorbo Tournament

ADORA PROPAGANDA ‼️‼️

Literally the blueprint for girlbosses everywhere, she’s mean she’s sexy, when her man asked her to be his wife she said no you’re gonna be my husband. The chain-smoking dominatrix of your dreams. her favorite hobbies are the fantasy equivalent of coding, advocating for equality for oppressed people, and stabbing people with her stilettos. She’s also bisexual Terry Pratchett told me himself.

#VOTE FOR HER PLEASE SHE NEEDS TO AVENGE HER PATHETIC HUSBAND #polls but not #cecil palmer #adora belle dearheart

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mimikyuno · 4 months

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your girlboss/malewife blorbos wouldn't exist without them!

they were the blueprint! the og's! put respect on their names!

#junko kaname og girlboss she is an icon she's the moment #got herself a stay at home husband who is kind and does gardening and cooks and cleans. u go girl #they slayed so hard #junko kaname #tomohisa kaname #madoka kaname #madoka magica #pmmm #mine

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mcyt-trios · 7 months

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PROPAGANDA:

Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss:

Listen to me closely. There is no other alliance on the whole Traffic series as based as them. They did EXACTLY what they set out to do. Did they Gaslight? Oh fuck yeah. Did they Gatekeep? You better believe it. Did they Girlboss??? By the good grace of god they did!!!!!!! They are simultaneously the blueprint for every trio of mean girls in a 2000s high school movie and the most genuinely devoted alliance on the whole server. They trust and respect and love each other in ways beyond mortal comprehension. Vote them please I'm begging you.

They were an absolute powerhouse! Also also, Cleo finding herself a group of people who were properly loyal to her after being betrayed for the healing arc. Scott telling them he was the boogieman and refusing to kill even if it meant going red. They're just so hhhhhh

cleo is gaslight (setting things on fire), scott is gatekeep (protecting the base), and pearl is girlboss (girlbossing).

Quite possibly the most ride or die alliance of Last Life. Consistently sharing lives, helping each other get boogey kills, refusing to hurt each other… they were just such a feel good team up for the entire series :] and then they kicked Pearl out in double life :]

Listen they are the EPITOME of ride or die. They love each other so much during that time. Do you hear me. Dear God they are the most precious

Best faction on Last Life. Set the template for pretty much everything Scott and Cleo do together, and set us up for 5AM Pearl.

Boreal Trio:

look. look okay so youve got two battle hardened at least mildly immortal warrior brothers-in-arms slash best friends slash partners for life, and then youve got this anxious, queer wet cat of an enderman who lives in their shed. oooh my god this is gonna be so incoherent im so sorry. ranboo was doing soooo awful when doomsday happened and both techno and phil immediately went him. that one. he needs to be safe and supported and away from all of this he should come with us. only if he wants to. and he did want to!! he was soo anxious but he got more confident!! none of them are great at expressing their feelings verbally (techno is but he also does other things) so they do it in other ways! phil rushing over as soon as he hears ranboo CLOSE to water because he knows it hurts him! techno moving the prison break up from 'some time soon i guess' to 'now now we are leaving now we are doing this RIGHT NOW' as SOON as ranboo gets detained!! avenging his ghost, throwing any and all hesitation about tubbo away to work with him because that was what ranboo wanted, that was what he asked. always checking in and making sure he was okay. all three of them are soooo dysfunctional but i love them so much. think of the mansion raid streams!! techno and ranboo off adventuring, phil taking care of the animals and getting up at 3am real time to trigger their stasis chambers!! they care about each other all so fucking much and they are a family! please vote for them i will be very sad otherwise :(

#mcyt-trios #mcytblr trio bracket #polls #round 3 #mcyt

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hannibals-favourite-meal · 1 year

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Not How His Monday Was Supposed to Go

Bruce Wayne x plus size reader

The new Wayne Enterprises board member has had enough of Bruce’s shit.

Warnings: Bruce is a bit of an asshole and a pig, mention of a family member needing surgery, swearing, reader is a girlboss, Bruce is low-key a sub, implied smut

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When you agreed to act as your father’s representative for Wayne Enterprises as he recovered from surgery, you certainly weren’t expecting the CEO of the company to stroll in three hours late, dark purple bruises littering his muscular neck, dark shades perched on the end of his nose, suit and hair ruffled.

You huffed as he crumpled into the stupidly expensive chair at the head of the table, only four seats down from you. You had to admit he was a very handsome man, with broad shoulders and dark hair that seemed to curl perfectly around his sculpted face. He gave an air of intimidation but his bright blue eyes made him seem approachable. “So what’d I miss?”

And suddenly your attraction to the man was gone.

Every meeting that followed, Bruce would strut into the room several hours late, one time he was already there when everyone arrived but he was asleep and still wearing the same clothes as the day before. Most times, he wouldn’t even show up, but when he did, he wouldn’t contribute anything meaningful to the conversation, simply giving generic anecdotes that related to the women he had seduced.

The most aggravating thing was, you knew how intelligent he could be. Sometimes it would just slip out. He would say something profound and incredibly smart but he would quickly catch himself and wave it off with some half-hearted comment like “or whatever the senator told me last night. Though I could have heard her wrong, her mouth was quite full”. It irked you to no end, especially being the only woman serving on the board.

As the weeks dragged on and your father’s health was improving, your own mental health was going completely downhill and by the time your last day arrived, you were done with this alpha male bullshit that Bruce loved to instigate. So, as your final meeting ended, which Bruce conveniently didn’t attend, you stormed off, ready to give the man a piece of your mind.

Your heels clacked on the polished floor leading to the massive corner office he had claimed for himself. As you neared the huge dark gray doors, you paused for a moment, pulling down your pencil skinny so it sat lower down your plump thighs instead of bunching up, and making sure you didn’t have any of those dreaded button gaps around your considerable bust.

Taking in one last deep breath, trying to will yourself not to straggle the man right as you saw him, you gave a firm knock to the door and walked in.

Your boss was hunched over his desk, intently staring at what appeared to be blueprints. His dark Armani suit jacket was off and hanging over the back of his chair, leaving him in only a white button-up that stretched across the bulk of his muscles.

“Mr Wayne.” He glanced up from his work and a brief look of shock flashed across his face before he steeled his expression once more.

He muttered your name as he pushed his work to the side. “To what do I owe this pleasure?” The words were polite but his tone was anything but. He sounded like a typical frat boy who felt entitled to your attentions and affections. Your face fell into a scowl.

The door shut behind you with a slam, but you did not flinch. “Mr Wayne, this visit will be anything except a pleasure.” You strode forward with all the confidence in the world, anger swirling around you. “I have sat in that boardroom for weeks watching as you indulged men far below your moral and social standing. You have let them run wild, making a fool out of not only themselves but of you and your business.”

Bruce sat back in his chair, eyes wide as he watched you get closer and closer. “And I have had enough. I can see right through you Mr Wayne. You’re a smart man, you’re compassionate and generous, and yet you still act like these worms, pretend to be like them for some dumbass reason.”

You planted your hands onto his desk and loomed over the CEO. “So no matter what you do outside of this office that might redeem your flimsy character, you still let shit like this happen here and that makes you just as bad as those little boys. Fuck you Mr Wayne. Next time I see you, I will kick you in the nuts so hard your kids will feel it.”

And with that you turned and strode out like a conquering hero before realising you forgot something. You stuck your head back into his office. “Oh and go to all your meetings like a goddamn adult.” The door slammed shut on a bewildered looking Bruce who’s pants suddenly seemed a couple sizes too small.

“Wait wait wait. So the first time mom talked to you she cussed you out and threatened to assault you!” Tim exclaimed, eyes wide with shock. Dick and Jason seemed both amused and disgusted while Damian just looked at his father with immeasurable disappointment. Bruce smirked as he watched his boys have a simultaneous meltdown. The question had been a simple one, how did their parents meet, but it seems like they weren’t ready for the answer

“Yep.” He said proudly. “And let me tell you, it was the sexiest thing she’s ever done.”

“Ugh!”

“Gross!”

“Y’all are nasty!”

“Don’t talk about our mother like that!” They all screamed at once and, like usual, came to protect your honour. But Bruce just chuckled.

“She was a powerful woman, what can I say?”

“Was?” You cooed suddenly over his shoulder. “Who’s the one running Wayne Enterprises now?” Your sharp nails dragged along the skin top of his chest where his tight shirt didn’t cover. He shivered under your touch, his entire body going to mush.

You looked up from your now boneless husband to your sons. “Your father was a real piece of work when I first met him but I fixed him up real good.” You purred and pressed the tips of your nails into his skin.

Jason was the first to break, surprisingly. “Jesus Christ!” He cried out, slapping his hands over his ears. Then, they toppled like dominos.

Dick was positively green, Tim had a vein in his neck that looked like it was about to burst and Damian was glaring at the floor. “Go on boys, get out of here before I teach your father another lesson.” In a collective pile, they tumbled from the room, scrambling to get as far away as possible.

Bruce turned swiftly as soon as the boys were out of earshot and grabbed your hips to tug you down onto the chair with him. “Come on, Mrs Wayne, tell me how bad I’ve been.”

Request: Meets her at Wayne Co, she’s a new board member and have a few words for playboy Bruce who misses many meetings

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homoeroticbetrayal · 1 year

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Iconic Homoerotic Betrayal: Round 2

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Hannibal/Will

Summary by Anonymous Contributor

Most iconic of their multiple betrayals is in the episode Mizumono. Hannibal is planning on running away with Will after they kill their mutual friend/enemy Jack. Hannibal discovers that Will lied about being a fellow murderer and is working with Jack to arrest him. Will tries to warn Hannibal without getting Jack killed or Hannibal arrested. But it's too late. Hannibal cradles Will's face before stabbing him and leaves Will bleeding on the floor as he escapes, heartbroken.

Vriska/Terezi

Summary by shamsi @raedas !!!!

Vriska and Terezi were the blueprint for insane gay teenage girl besties. During a nasty cycle of revenge for a teenage roleplaying game mishap (Vriska paralyzed someone and killed someone else don't worry about it) Terezi tricks Vriska into losing an arm and an eye, causing Vriska to retaliate and trick Terezi into losing her eyesight. They call a truce. THEN when Vriska begins a little murder spree and is about to risk the deaths of all of their surviving friends, she dares Terezi to kill her in order stop her, believing that Terezi won't be able to bring herself to do it. She is ultimately wrong. The whole thing echoes the story of their ancestors. However Terezi regrets what she did misses Vriska and when things go so wrong that no hope is left, Terezi hatches a narrative altering plan to bring Vriska back and change everything.

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