#the goatee

[wormspoodle]

hey guys.

#im sorry they are similar #the goatee #the whiny behavior #the black hair and pessimism #dan is better tho #wild kratts #dan vs #wild kratts zach #worm talks

[jagar-tharns]

theres a cook at this restaraunt im at who looks like he stepped out of a early 2000s reality tv show

#the gelled spiked hair #the goatee #the single ear pierced #the charming attitude #dude has it ALL #hes cute too

[youreputtingrootsinmydreamland]

*hears the buzzing of shaver in the bathroom, gets up from my desk and runs in*

“Honey! You’re —“

“Shaving…?”

“It won’t grow back in before the wedding?” *hops up onto counter, because there’s just something about watching your partner shave*

“Nope, it’ll be fine for a few days. Should I trim more off the bottom? Or…” Evil grinning ensues as he waves around the shaver, already knowing exactly how I feel about it. “What would you do if I shaved OFF the goatee?”

“Oh, my GOD, don’t you DARE —“ Keep in mind, haven’t seen this man without some form of goatee/facial hair since we were…hmm…definitely way back in mid-high school. It just compliments his face so well, okay?!

“Don’t worry, I would never get rid of it.” Proceeds to lower shaver, much to my relief. “Especially not for our wedding. I protect the goatee at all costs.”

Eugene Fitzherbert, I just know you’d be proud.

#honey #me & him #wedding things #the goatee #lol is that a tag now? #he genuinely is my own personal Eugene I swear

[mcuamerica]

Chris in Pain Hustlers is going to kill me. I will simply pass away.

(pic via @evanscontent on Twitter)

#the slightly long hair #the goatee #my god I’m going to die #chris evans

[kiashieart]

i found out about aa5 goatee concept art phoenix.... (GRIPPING HIM)...

#ace attorney #gyakuten saiban #phoenix wright #ace attorney spoilers #vaguely? #aa5 #i have not seen the second trilogy yet. tho i have been spoiled on a lot of i think aa4. waiting for the remaster :) soon. #the way i scrambled to draw this. a beast took over me. this is like bait to me. you do not fathom the power i have been given. #i was already giving him one but expect that i will be keeping one of these goatee designs for future timeskip nick art :)

[roughridingrednecks]

Davis

#davis #FL #muscle daddy #redneck #tats #cap #goatee

[wasyago]

the man(?), the myth(?), the legend(?)

#actually one of the hardest designs to figure out for some reason #his voice and maner of speech have a *very* specific vibe in my head that i can't quite pinpoint #gave him a goatee in some sketches for that exact reason. he just doesn't look uh something enough without it #like? you know what i mean? #when niklaus says 'well. certainly' and 'let's make a deal. yes?' in his damn voice the image in my head is both very vivid and nonexistent #augh #anyway i like him a lot. he's cool :3 chilling in his ghibli themed pocked dimension #jrwi riptide #jrwi niklaus #niklaus hendrix #my art #sketch

[keeparecordofthewreckage]

*related to most recent post from the main blog*

okay, so now that we’re ranting about *the goatee….* might as well make a post on the nsfw side blog, too.

there’s so many reasons why I’ve always pitched a “fit” since we were teenagers about even the merely teased IDEA of him getting rid of it…

he never actually would get rid of it, genuinely overprotects that thing like he’s Eugene Fitzherbert himself…maybe it’s like wearing a hat for some guys who only trim their facial hair, but never engage in regularly scheduled clean shaves? they just feel so naked and vulnerable without it?

speaking of feeling naked…

so, lots of reasons I love the facial hair. first off, without it, he looks soooooo young. like, we’re thirteen again & just started dating, young. he always gets mistaken for being at least several years older with his facial hair, but looks so young w/o.

I also just have a *thing* for facial hair, so…comes right back around to Mr. Fitzherbert, who I was introduced to at the impressionable age of…what was it, 10 years old? and after the first time I saw the movie, he became my ultimate comfort character for, well…the next decade plus.

so yeah, the being insanely attracted to goatees thing? totally tracks.

but, there’s this oneeee reason…okay, here’s the nsfw/why this isn’t in the main blog post part. 😬

partially never want him to get rid of the goatee because, oh my GOSH, the thought/feeling of it rubbing against my inner thighs when…yep. it’s night shift probs big time tonight, if you can’t tell. it’s been, what…at LEAST like six years since the first time it happened? we were…let’s see, juniors in high school?

regardless, something about those inner thigh goatee scratches still gives me absolute butterflies and makes me feel so weak in the knees every time, even though we’re adults now, should maybe be immune to his charms after nearly a decade together but no luck, and quite literally getting married in a few days…

sigh, I just know Rapunzel would understand.

#adult in the blog!!! #the goatee #night shift probs #my honey #me & him

[cowardlykrow]

"Ooooo, you wanna get in my toy box SOOO badd"

#“I’m gonna give him a goatee so grotesque” #Starkid #if you don't try and make too much sense of the pose and terribly planned perspective #this could be fine #Tinky #Like yeah sure sure for sure he technically appears as a teenager in npmd but also what if he also looked like a gross little goat man #t'noy karaxis #Hatchetfield #Hatchetverse #Nightmaretime #Fanart #Art #drawing #Digital art #Digital drawing #NPMD #nerdy prudes must die #Team starkid #- Where i try too hard on art and then im like... hmm - a mistake?

[mecachrome]

landoscar ft. mutual fixations

"you look about 10 years younger today. uh huh, uh huh!"

#incomprehensible gifset for personal consumption #oscar piastri #lando norris #* #landoscar #see also that video of oscar doodling lando's goatee on some kid's poster

[shslprince]

Doodled bald ojisan Momota based off the April Fools tweets this year because I refuse to be a Coward

#kaito momota #momota kaito #danganronpa #new danganronpa v3 #drv3 #ndrv3 #yuli doodles #honestly I think he can pull it off #grow out the goatee to a beard and it’ll work

[etchif]

Presto!

#MY MEOW MEOW #if you look closely you can see he has a little goatee :3 insp by his zurich design #cats #cats the musical #mr mistoffelees #mister mistoffelees #fanart #etchif art #art #character design #anthro #furry #cats musical

[khadijah551]

SIM DUMP PT. 2

Please do not reupload as your own

Do not put behind a paywall!!

Have fun with it!!

Patreon (free)

#ts4 #ts4 sim download #yupppp #I'm giving one of my oc's away #take good care of 3 #ntm on 6 sims having the same goatee

[kiashieart]

Goatee Nick: getting an expert opinion

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(the setting is after timeskip, after Diego has been released from prison. Diego has specialized contacts to replace his visor)

page 1: in the top 2 panels, Phoenix is wiping his face with the towel around his neck, saying "alright", going into the second panel where he lowers the towel to reveal his face with his freshly cut goatee and ask "what do we think?". the third panel has Diego and Trucy with hands to their chins, both humming in deliberation. in the fourth panel, Trucy cheekily responds with a bright smile on her face: "yup! it suits my dear old daddy!", which Phoenix shouts "hey!!" from off screen in offense to his daughters statement; meanwhile Diego is starting to take a step forward, stating "hold on" - as his judgement will require more inspection.

page 2: the top 2 panels are drawn in a comedic simplified style, showing Diego bluntly grabbing phoenix by the chin, and then tilting Phoenix' head back while he leans in close to inspect the goatee. Trucy stands behind Diego in silence, unprepared for what she is about to witness.

the third panel at the bottom is a more detailed drawing of Diego holding Phoenix by the chin in a way that appears surprisingly and unintentionally intimate; Phoenix is wide eyed and starting to blush, while Diego is calmly assessing the goatee with his lips pouted in concentration, narrating his assessment: "hmm… the cut is clean… looks even".

in the bottom right corner, a 'LIVE TRUCY REACTION' display shows Trucy's face cropped; she is smiling thinly, and her eyebrows are raised to the point of a light crease in her forehead in stunned surprise. she is doing her best to reel it in.

page 3: the top two panels are portrait closeups; Phoenix's blushing and surprised face with Diego's hand around his chin almost as if from Diego's point of view, sparkles around his face - and then to Diego's face, calm but his lips still pouted. he idly thinks to himself '… he's pretty handsome'.

the third panel goes back to Phoenix's face; cropped and more close up to his even more flushed lower face, a bead of sweat rolling down his cheek and Diego's hand on his chin, Diego's thumb slipping to touch the corner of phoenix's lips. Diego thinks to himself 'hmm…', and then catching himself in surprise to the position of his thumb; 'ah-'.

the fourth panel goes back to the comedic simplified style with all 3 of them, Phoenix is wide eyed and full on blushing, Diego has quickly pulled his hand back while also blushing and a creased brow but is trying to play it cool with a smile, and Trucy is behind Diego also with wide eyes and her mouth in a straight line. Diego plays it off, stating: "woops - apologies, hand slipped, anyway-" with his speech bubble captioned with 'smooth recovery!!'.

the final panel is like the 4th but bigger and back to being drawn with more detail. Diego is leaning back with his hand close to his own chin again and a pleased smile and blush, slightly sweating from having recovered his slip up; he makes his final positive judgement on the goatee and says "well done! it looks good on you birdie~". Phoenix is still somewhat blushing but he's smiling and leaning back tilted bashfully, responding with "haha, you think? i quite like it myself!" Trucy has put on a calm and friendly smile one her face, but is turning her head to look away and brought her hand up to shield her peripheral view; above her is a faded crudely simplified drawing of her face that reveals her internalized true expression of a stunned grimace. she thinks to herself both impressed and slightly horrified at the outlandish unintentional flirting her father experience with 'wowwww'.

#ace attorney #phoenix wright #diego armando #prosecutor godot #trucy wright #godot #wrightdot #godonaru #narugodo #timeskip!godot #aa3 spoilers #the goatee nick agenda continues. and my wrightdot agenda begins. :) yaaay #also debut of the nickname i think diego comes up w/ for nick post timeskip; 'birdie' 🤭 #this does not sound like a pet name at all. surely not....

[roughridingrednecks]

Nowokunski in New York This one comes with his own warning.

#nowokunski #NY #shorts #redneck #tats #cap #smoker #cigarette #goatee

[zivazivc]

What do the band mates look like now?

Hed's a dad, and Les finally found a shirt that fits him

#technically this isn't 'now' either because the kids are already a little older in the present #i just love drawing babies #liv and flea disappear from my brain when they leave the band so idk what they look like now lol #trolls #dreamworks trolls #ex bandmates #trolls oc #les #hed #hed's kids #my art #answered #hed's hair is basically just a bit longer and he let his undercut grow out #and no more goatee #and les wears his bangs and dreads pushed back and grew a long ass beard #(it was inspired by wayne static. i just love his insane hair and beard it was such a cool look. guy just had troll hair irl. rip dude) #the kids designs aren't final because the girlfriend's design isn't final yet either #the gf is basically the last member of the band who joins after floyd leaves