#the gobblins

[atomic-chronoscaph]

McDonaldland characters (1975)

#mcdonaldland characters #ronald mcdonald #mayor mccheese #big mac #hamburglar #professor #grimace #uncle o'grimacey #captain crook #gobblins #mcdonald's #fast food mascots #70s advertising #seventies #1975

[saul-tortellini]

The release of Scorn was an experience online

#the knob swallowin hob gobblin double decker pecker wrecker 3000 #scorn game #scorn #best of tweets #best of twitter #tweet #twitter

[so-much-for-subtlety]

he’s so goblin

#gobblin that chicken #dud

[kiwiplaetzchen]

A-and how does one protect their k-knob?

My dear Anon,

to safeguard your knob, treat it like royalty! Crown it with a trusty helmet, armour it with layers, and no, not layers of love. Remember, a protected knob is a happy knob, and a happy knob makes for a delightful day!

Wrap it up: No, not with a bow, silly! Use a trusty rubber knob (or knob-dom, if you will) to shield it from unwanted, pathetic grabdaddlers (don't confuse it with grabdaddies, honey). Safety first, right?

Dress to Impress: Give your knob a snazzy makeover! Make your knob feel cosy. Think of it as haute couture for your knob – chic AND practical!

And voilà! Your knob is now cosy and secure, ready for any adventure. 😌

#🥝🍪 #ask #PROTECT YOUR KNOBS #slap a tiny helmet on it #give that little soldier some armour #maybe use a few layers of lotion first #we swaddle our knobs with care #we don't do pathetic jobs for our knobs around here #there are treacherous knob gobblin' hobgoblins out there #our knobs are delicate #and sensitive #our knobs are left vulnerable #and exposed to the world the whole time! #without our help #our knobs could get touched by Joshua at any time #and we don't want that #NO MORE JOSHUA #only Bobby #we are a knobulous bunch #if anyone asks why you're doing it #just give them a stare #and twist your knob #turn your knob #tug it and push it #give it a good squeeze #do what Bobby taught you #your knob deserves it #all this talk about twisting knobs made me think of one special knob #makes me miss gliding my fingers over its smooth curves and reassuring click when turned #its the sleek and slender handle that fits perfectly in your hand

[thelittleprinceconfirmed]

@degenerateshinji you thought I was done?

Argh argh argh sorry it took longer than expected

#art #im gobblin up all the praise im getting rn #srsly tho thanks #artists on tumblr #akutagawa bsd #bsd akutagawa #ryunosuke akutagawa #akutagawa fanart #bungo stray dogs fanart #fanart #im lovin my new art style tbh

[linuxealcipher]

also colours of your dragon sona reminds me of those litol parrots/pos

hold on here *parrot-yfies you*

AAWAAAWWAAWW!!!!!! I LOVE THOSE PARROTS!!!!!

AND NOW IM ONE!!!!!!AW@ANWNDEKJWFJHSFBJKENEDWIJFE 🥺🥺🥺

DSCNJKACEIJFVSJNDKJSODIFUVJ??????? ITS SO CUTE??????????!!??!!??!!!??!!? WAILING NOISES/POS

#goblin speaks #AWA BAS IM #I AM ROLLING AROUND ON THE GROUND AND DOING HAPPY LITTLE WING FLAPS RN THIS HBFEJKRHVIRH #SO CUTE SO CUTE SO CUTE #FUCK ART FIGHT THIS IS GONNA BE MY PFP #SOBBING SO LOUD BUT SO POSITIVELY #hehehhe beloved moots #gobblin dragon asks #goblin dragon horde

[orionscelt]

ps1 puffskeins hit different

#vine boom #berry gobblin little scrotes #rambling #puffskein #we got uhhh ballsack pinecone wig

[stonecoldsilly]

corporal strump???

corporal blash???

lieutenant gorebladder???

viscountess grabalba???

lord blemish???

lady boil???

captain k.p. hob???

the goblin king???

#goblin court best court #more like gobblin court amirite #for all my goblin girlies and boyos out there #a court of fey and flowers #acofaf #dimension20 #dimension 20 spoilers

[nostalgicamphibian]

McPagliacci: A parody comic based on the 1892 opera Pagliacci, a tale filled with tragedy, comedy and 🌟✨forbidden romance ✨🌟 but with McDonalds Land characters.

If you want to read it all with no interruptions a PDF version is available at the artist's Patreon!

Part 1: Cadenza! 🤡 Part 2: Recitative!🤡 Part 3: Coloratura! 🤡 Part 4: Opera buffa! 🤡 Part 5: Finale!🤡🎉

#McPagliacci #McDonalds #McDonald #Ronald #Ronald Mcdonald #Birdie #Early Bird #Birdie the early bird #Grimace #Hamburglar #McDonald Land #McDonald Land Characters #Maccas #French Fry Gobblins #Fry Guys #Fry Kids #Mayor McCheese #Officer Big Mac #Pagliacci #Clowns #Clown #Clown Opera #Parody #McDonalds Parody #Opera #Opera Parody #Clown Parody #Cw: Murder #Cw: Grooming #Cw: Cheating

[kyran-sawhill]

What do you call oral sex performed by Dream of the Endless on Hob Gadling?

#The Sandman Hob-gobblin’ #The Sandman #Dream of the Endless #Hob Gadling #Robert Gadling #Dreamling #Morpheus #Lord Morpheus #Dirty joke #Dream x Hob #Hob x Dream #Morpheus x Hob #Hob x Morpheus #I don’t necessarily ship them romantically but I have been enjoying the memes about them and think they’re cute either way #Sorry for the crude humor #A friend told me my drawings of Dream weren’t gay enough and I thought of this pairing and then I thought of the Marvel villains’ names #Sandman #Hobgoblin #Flint Marko #Roderick Kingsley #Marvel #Spider-Man #DC #DC Comics #Vertigo #Netflix Sandman #Netflix The Sandman #The Sandman Netflix #This also came of me trying to think of something involving hobnobbing or Hob’s knob #The Endless

[hellodolleyes]

@cuttlealert @sodaspoppers Im gonna drag yall into writing glue trap g/t angst with me.

I must reinforce your fear.

#g/t #g/t related #g/t angst #Im ready to ramp up my angsty gobblin side #get ready #be afraid

[wisteriander]

mr. and mrs. smith ep 8 🤝 butch cassidy and the sundance kid

#you just keep thinkin butch…… #me gobblin it up #mr and mrs smith #butch cassidy and the sundance kid #i know this will reach the girlies who get it i know it

[just-an-enby-lemon]

Random thought but DND goblins should form a comunist rebelion and if I ever get the chance to play a classic DND game again I already know who my characther will be. Also villain henchmen need a union before this dashing adventurers kill them all.

#dnd #dungeons and dragons #fantasy gobblins #people need to use them better #a good example for me would be pratchet #there were still problems but god damm pratchet gobblins were one of the best ones

[linuxealcipher]

making you your own littol nest with sticks and moss and putting you in it

Thank you I’m never getting up again.

#goblin speaks #gobblin dragon asks #hehehhe beloved moots #goblin bastard art #basyacriptid

[faerune]

i gotta be real i cannot for the life of me totally trust the emperor

#bg3 spoilers #emily plays bg3 #please please dont spoil if im wrong or right thought this is just me theorizing i havent beaten the game yet #they're just waaaay too into you gobblin down those worms #and idk i think they want to take control of the elder brain for themselves #not necessarily to do mindflayer empire stuff like bringing that back i do think they are an independent uninfluenced mindflayer #but for power or whatever #i do believe they want to protect YOU as an ally #idk idk idk