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gelatina-destroyer · 9 days
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Phil in Mumza's Forest | The Crows Dance With Death
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Hermitober Day 23: Life - Patton
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astrofhobia · 4 months
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They are paying me $5.
That in Mexican peso is equivalent to 85.15 MXN
With that I can buy some tacos al pastor.
Today I have dinner.
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This is all a joke. Of course they're not paying me.
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that-sweet-jester · 1 year
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It's Her.
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rakkuntoast · 10 months
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they're actually co-workers they themselves told me
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unholyhymns · 9 months
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i like to play a game called Alcohol Poisoning where you take a drink (not a shot) every time an occult author uses the word womb. easy mode is doing this while reading book descriptions on a website. hard mode is doing this while reading books themselves. nightmare mode is doing this but also taking a shot if the author is incredibly weird about it. you can only stop playing if you die or if you come across a use of the word that is actually necessary and not weird or bigoted
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royalarchivist · 1 month
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Phil: I'm just- I'm just living my life on my little like, beach house, Bad! Why are they picking fights with an old man just sitting at his fckin'– his fisherman's house, man!
Bad: I don't know! [Laughs] I don't know!
Phil: I'm just like- I'm in retirement!
Bad: They're just- they're just out for blood– maybe you're right! Maybe they are just bored.
Phil: I'm retired! I'm literally retired, on my beach house and they're picking fights.
Bad: I know, it's crazy, it's crazy. But it's awesome too, think about it– a war! A war, Philza!
Phil: [Sighs] I'm so tired of those, I've seen too many of them, dude. So many.
Bad: [Laughs] Nah, I feel ya. I feel ya. Have you met Mr. Reaper yet?
Phil: [Overlapping with Bad's question] Anyway, how- how are you, by the way? I heard you died.
Bad: Mm, yeah, no I did. Um...
Phil: How was that?
Bad: Fun.
Phil: Yeah?
Bad: It was... an experience. I mean, it's not the first time, but... you know how it goes.
Phil: I do, yeah. I do.
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yashley · 5 months
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muffubur · 3 months
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my parents 👆👆
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delizbin · 4 months
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You know, he likes her better without all that makeup on
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leekeyrouz · 5 months
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aziidaa · 10 months
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nother silly au doodle!!
in order to raise a baby dragon ur gonna need all the help u can get - even if that help is from an ex-pirate grim reaper
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okaioh · 6 months
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something about q!phil letting Kristin, the goddess of death, posses his body to be able to say hi and meet everyone on the server on the day of the year where the dead can mingle with the living idk I'm insane
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andi-o-geyser · 1 year
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hey sorry um. bad news, we put your boyfriend in a blood pool. yeah like a communion pool but instead of water it was full of blood. he's really into the absolutist belief of a divinely appointed fate now. sorry.
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fornasedensgudar · 6 months
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They call her Hel.
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I see your 'QSMP players' irl romantic partners are patron gods that give them assistance in times of need' and your 'Tommy is Tubbo's patron god because of the marriage gag and Tubbo is very, very tired' and I raise you a 'CDawgVA is IronMouse's patron god who randomly appears to tell IronMouse to go to sleep and has bought nearly every Cinnamoroll in existence for her'.
Just. Think about it.
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