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myloveharry · 8 months

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Harry: What time is it?

Ron: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out

Ron: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*

Hermione: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING

Ron: It’s 2 am

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saintchaser · 2 years

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the prewett twins, the marauders, marlene mckinnon, the weasley twins, the golden trio, teddy lupin, and the next gen kids: *breathes*

minerva mcgonagall: they don't pay me enough for this job

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a-very-potter-tumbly · 2 years

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Hermione: Talk to him, that's what boyfriends do.

Draco: Nope. I'm gonna wait 'til I'm on my deathbed, get in the last word and then die immediately.

Hermione: That's your plan for dealing with this?

Draco: That's my plan for dealing with everything. I have seventy-seven arguments I'm going to win that way.

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hxuse-xf-black · 6 months

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[Deathly Hallows] Hermione: Harry- Harry, sighing despondently: Ginny used to call me Harry. Ron: Because it's your fucking name.

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daddiesdrarryy · 1 month

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Harry: Okay, I don’t know how to tell you guys this, so I’ll whisper it in Ron’s ear and he’ll blurt it out in astonishment

Harry: *whispers in Ron’s ear*

Ron: YOU’RE DATING DRACO MALFOY?

Hermione: …

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veryberryjelly · 8 months

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THINIKING ABT THE READER LOVING MATTHEO RIDDLES ABS ARMS VIENS

𝐧𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧

honestly same.

i picture laying in his dorm waiting for quidditch practice to be over cause you haven't seen him in a couple days.

he comes up drenched in sweat from practice and you cannot even understand the first few words he says cause you're just so focused on the way his shirt has ridden up above his navel.

" a bit distracted there, beautiful ? "

" no..."

but he can see the blush he has created on your cheeks, which only gets worse when he pulls his shirt over his head and drops it to the floor, practically jumping onto the bed beside you.

before you can even comprehend how sexy he looks like this he kisses you and you practically melt into the sheets.

your hands travel down his chest to his stomach and your fingers run greedily over the dips that define his abs.

" missed you " you mutter against his lips.

" me or my abs "

" you don't want me to answer that question "n

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punkharryp0tt3r · 5 months

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Ron, drunk: I’m in love with Harry Potter

Ron, drunk: Like he’s just so cute, and amazing, and kind, and funny

Ron, drunk: But you won’t tell him right?

Harry, who is carrying him home: ……I swear I won’t.

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overheard-at-hogwarts · 1 year

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Fred: You've come to the right people.

Ron: Uh, we didn't come to you at all.

Ginny: Yeah, you just walked in here without knocking...

George: There wasn't time for you guys to figure out you needed us. Fortunately, the walls are thin.

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looopylupin · 1 year

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mcgonagall: you often use humor to deflect trauma

harry: thank you

mcgonagall: i didn't say that was a good thing

harry: what i'm hearing is, you think i'm funny

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blackbirdi · 2 months

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Harry Potter Incorrect Quotes #3

Ron: Yeah, we're best friends, but I would fuck you if you asked.

Hermione: *Blushing* What?

Ron: *Also Blushing* What?

Harry: *Eating popcorn in the background* He said he'd fuck you if you asked.

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king-of-horny · 6 days

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When Tom fell in love with Harry, he thought he had fallen ill

But when Harry fell for Tom, he thought he'd gone mad

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myloveharry · 8 months

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Ron: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Hermione: Ron no.

Harry: Mistlefoe.

Hermione: Please stop encouraging him.

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everwalldigan · 7 months

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Harry: this is why you don’t have an arch nemesis Hermione, you focus on the wrong details

Hermione: maybe I don’t have an arch nemesis because I care about my future instead of what some blond twink is up to.

Harry: that’s a pretty fucked up thing to say to me

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yourgalgremlin · 2 months

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“He’s a booottom!”

He said, reapplying his favorite lipgloss: the cherry flavor LipSmackers gloss w/ a scratch-n-sniff sticker on it.

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hxuse-xf-black · 5 months

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Hermione, an only child: I can't believe you lied to family. Ginny, knowingly: Lies are the glue that keeps families together.

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veryberryjelly · 8 months

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Hi can I get ☕️ with prompt 67 (and maybe 80 as well 😏) for Theodore Nott

Thank you! Love your writing!

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67 - LOTS OF SEXUAL TENSION

it was no secret that your boyfriend was attractive.

many girls walked down the hallway and openly fawned over him while you were standing right beside him.

but he was yours.

and he didnt care about the other girls in the hallway.

he cared about you.

and he showed you every day that he did.

he told you every day how much he loved you.

he showed you every day how much he cared for you in the way he held you most nights or the way he squeezed your hand in the halls when the other girls gawked at him.

he showed you in the gifts he insisted on showering you with.

jewellery, books, clothes.

but his favourite was definitely lingerie.

he had a certain way he went about it aswell.

about once a month you would come back to your dorm to find a small, flat box on your bed with a hand written note folded up onto of it.

he would buy you lingerie every month for your date night because he wanted you to feel special.

enclosed in that note would be a time, a place and his initials with a little heart next to them. it was like clockwork.

this month, though, he hadn't gifted you some for date night, he had gifted some to you for your birthday.

a beautiful pink lace set that you were sure he would love seeing you in and you would actually love being in.

you had begged your friends not to make a big deal for your birthday, and they had kept their promises to you. instead of a big party, your closest friends had set up a picnic by the lake for only a few of you to enjoy.

but of course, theo being theo, he had asked you to show up a little bit earlier so that he could be the first one to see you.

his reaction was definitely worth the 15 minutes you lost getting ready.

his lips were on you in an instant, his hands gripping at your waist as you enjoyed the moment together.

" happy birthday, sweetheart...did you get my present ?" he questioned, unable to tell with the outfit you had chosen to wear.

instead of answering, you just removed one of your hands from around his neck and lifted the hem of your sweater so the bottom of the pink fabric was visible to him.

you could see the excitement in his eyes and it caused a smile to spread across your lips.

" i like it very much, thank you, baby, i dont ever want to take it off " you whispered, moving to wrap your arms back around him.

" then i may have failed in my mission. "

with a soft laugh you leant over to press a short and teasing kiss onto his lips.

" doesn't mean i don't want you to take it off, teddy "

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