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one-time-i-dreamt · 5 months
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The Good Omens s3 book was published (the one Neil promised us if the show got cancelled) and I stocked up like 7 copies only to have them all accidentally smushed under my pillow somehow. I was distraught, inspecting the badly crumpled/bent book covers, when I woke up. I didn't even manage to read a single page, but I think I skimmed the first paragraph and it was mostly Crowley being incredibly lovesick and woe-is-me about it.
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ariokshurg · 8 months
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ourtubahero-blog · 7 months
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When the teacher catches you making out with your boyfriend in the school corridor.
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Happy Birthday to this adorable curly hair man
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inne-edoftherapy · 9 months
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i cannot possibly go through my parents divorcing AGAIN
can someone please fix it
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rainbowpopeworld · 7 months
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Made a little crossover meme with lines being swapped between The Good Place and Good Omens
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hernerdcomputer · 4 months
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I BET ON AZIRAPHALE !!!!
Let's all bet on who will talk to the other one first.
I'm pretty sure it's going to be aziraphale.
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littlegaybean1 · 1 month
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So I had a dream a few weeks ago and I thought you good omens Tumblr people would want to hear about it.
What was this dream, I hear absolutely none of you cry?
Good Omens Season Three of course!
It begins with Crowley, with his hair just above the shoulders and wavy, very similar to the 2000s Crowley hair. He's in his house, wearing sunglasses and dressed in his final fifteen outfit. Somehow my dream self knew that this was a month or two after the final fifteen. Crowley is lounging in his chair, looking depressed, with a glass of wine balanced on the arm somehow.
Then, we cut to Heaven. Aziraphale is sitting at the desk that Michael is seen at in S2, with stacks of paperwork on the desk. He's smiling, but tears are pooling in his eyes. The Metatron comes over and says something that I can't remember, to which Aziraphale says "yes of course" in his polite way with a smile. He shuffles the papers and then gets up and walks away, the Metatron looking on with an expression that I can only describe as villainous.
Then, we cut to... Hastur? Who is narrating? Subconscious brain, what are you doing? He stares straight at me (which is basically like staring at the camera) and monologues, which boils down to
"Our great heroes are separated, grieving the loss of each other when neither are dead" (sarcastically)
"Well," *chuckles* "neither are dead yet."
Cut back to Crowley. He's angry, tears streaming from underneath his glasses. He throws his wine glass at the wall before collapsing on the floor. Looking up at the ceiling, he speaks to someone above, we all know who.
"Why did you go? Why'd you have to go and leave me you adorable little bastard. You left me, I needed you! I still... I still need you. Come back. Please come back." Or something similar to that. His voice breaks and he just lies there crying.
Up in Heaven, Aziraphale can't hear him but something upsets him. He buries his head in his arms, crying.
Then, back to Crowley's flat, but this time he's not alone. Hastur, Dagon, Shax and Eric burst in through the wall, grab him and drag him out of the door whilst he's screaming and cursing at them.
Cut to Hell, in the room that Beelzebub teleported Crowley to in S2. Crowley's on a black throne, but he's chained down and his head is forced into a bowed position. The four aforementioned demons stand before him, cackling. One of them holds a sword to his throat.
Cut back to Heaven, and Uriel comes over to Aziraphale and says that they've been sent a message from Hell. The message is a live video call, showing the previous scene. Aziraphale gasps, suddenly going from mildly confused to purely terrified. His eyes flood with tears and he appears paralysed, standing stock still and eyes glued to the image before him.
The demons laugh and hiss, before burying the sword in Crowley's shoulder. It glows brightly and Crowley screams in pain. A bucket is seen next to them, and I somehow know that Aziraphale is certain that it's full of holy water. Aziraphale seems to break out of his daze, stutters a bit then says, to nobody in particular
"I'll just be two ticks"
The demons are visibly confused, as is Uriel. None of them really know what to make of this. Then, still on the video, Crowley starts to shake, and is suddenly not chained. He collapses and rolls off the chair. One of the demons shove him onto his back, where we see that Crowley is... Laughing???
"Oh, we're all seriously fucked. That's his 'I'm going to pretend that everything is fine then turn into an absolute raging maniac' voice."
He then starts laughing even harder. The demons exchange worried glances. Has he gone off his rocker?
One of the demons is getting seriously pissed off by the laughing, and stabs Crowley in the other shoulder. But this time, he doesn't scream, he just keeps on laughing.
Suddenly, the room rumbles and an extremely pissed, immaculately dressed Aziraphale appears, wielding his flaming sword. His eyes are glowing the purple of Arch-Angelic power. With two strokes of his sword, Eric discorporates and the sword pointed at Crowley is knocked away. Aziraphale stands over Crowley's bleeding form and growls in the same tone as in the bookshop
"Stay back."
He waves his hand over Crowley's body, and a shield of light splits him off from everyone. Somehow my dream self knows that Aziraphale isn't only protecting Crowley from the demons, he's protecting Crowley from him. With that, Aziraphale thrusts his sword deeply into the ground, the room shaking violently and filling with pure angelic light. When it fades, Aziraphale is covered in soot and bears several burns, and is carrying Crowley through the light, up and up back to
The bookshop.
Crowley looks up at Aziraphale in a bit of a daze, and weakly says
"Did you... Stop to change before charging down to hell?"
"I wanted to be dressed appropriately! It's not every day one fights off demons in their home territory." Aziraphale sounds defensive, but also worried.
"You idiot angel." Crowley smiles at him affectionately.
"Yes, he very much is."
DUN DUN DUN!
The Metatron appears in the bookshop, an expression of fury on his face.
"I gave you power, I gave you status, I gave you a name for yourself. But still, you throw away all this for some, failed angel who couldn't even be a demon right! I won't have it!"
The Metatron snaps his fingers, white light flooding the bookshop and Crowley cries out in alarm. The husbands grip each other tightly, refusing to let even the Metatron's power separate them.
My dream ends with Hastur's laughter, as the two wake up in Heaven, still clutching each other.
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beingcocoa · 9 months
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Much better
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myfandomistingling · 9 months
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Crowley and Aziraphale: "I am sure no one noticed our tiny little miracle."
*ALARMS BLARING IN HEAVEN*
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ladybirdvariant · 4 months
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You know the situationship fucked you up when you start writing a queer cannon divergent forbidden lovers soulmates AU type fic to try to get over it
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cirrius-akiyo · 1 year
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Turns out, I do have preferences. It is:-
Golden Retrievers and Black Cats.
Sunshine and Moonlight.
Delightful and Dramas.
People Pleasers and Petty Ass.
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daintyclove · 6 months
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thinking about crowley being an arctic monkeys fan 😭 (bare w me!)
He gets into them bc why not, we can call it british camaraderie, but from the first few songs he’s instantly HOOKED. Upon discovering a new favourite band he persuades (or gently forces) his favourite angel to give them a listen. Initially the music is a bit ‘loud’ for Aziraphale but the more mellow tones keep him hooked enough for Crowley’s liking. Once it’s clear that the other party approves of said music, Crowley races to get them the best tickets for an upcoming concert. Aziraphale, being the casual fan he is, isn’t familiar with what occurs at the Arctic Monkeys concerts (the big disco ball they reveal at the end) but that’s just what Crowley wants.
As the concert progresses Crowley is overflowing with excitement seeing his ‘Angel’ have so much fun. Almost as if it was a scene in a movie, everything slows as the disco is lowered and brought to the crowd’s attention. The lights hit the ball and Crowley’s eyes follow Aziraphale’s as they raise and settle on the large reflective sphere. He watches as the blonde’s face transforms into a look of admiration and a resemblance of child-like wonder. And in that moment Crowley swears that even in their millions of years of working together; all this time spent admiring this Angel, studying the intricacies of his face Aziraphale has never looked more Divine.
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ourtubahero-blog · 7 months
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Wait and see…
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Why has no one been talking about this???? I still don’t understand why they have him singing. Hehe
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inne-edoftherapy · 9 months
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Good Omens Title Sequence theory
Recently I saw a post where Neil answered an ask about whether there are any clues about season 3 in the season 2 title sequence and he said yes. So I rewatched the sequence couple of times, made screenshots and i also watched BTS of making it. Here is what I found:
In the later part of the title sequence, that is also named the Finale, which was also what Neil described season 3 as, Crowley and Aziraphale seam to lead the huge group of demons and angels to the cinema, I first thought it was just demons, but you can see both Gabriel and Saraquel up front. What caught my attention I that already in the title sequence we can see a banner that says “the second coming”, it’s next to Muriel and it is one of the many other banners, but is the most clear to read. I tried to read others and this is what I got, it’s not a lot, I am lowkey blind and these are blurry: 
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Exodus - which is by definition a mass departure of people. The biblical exodus we know is departure of Israelites from Egypt. The whole Moses talks to a burning bush God, brings down the ten commandments, parts the Red Sea. I could be either a future flashback that we will see or it could literally describe the mass leaving of demons and angels, that we can see in the title sequence, lead by Aziraphale and Crowley, first towards the cinema and the up the mountain of what I think is trash or just bunch of things with a very gloomy door at the end which might represent God, because it seams like the most obvious answer, but considering God in the show does not interact as much, they probably need to go through his receptionist - Metatron. As to what I feel about Metatron and his cosmic oat milk latte and the sinister music that accompanied him as he stared sown Crowley, well another show about angels I watched (it’s Supernatural) taught me that Metatron is generally evil and manipulative. 
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Here is the glowy door.
Redemption time - by definition the action of saving of being saved from sin, error, or evil. It might seem that it adresses the demons, but in my opinion it doesn’t really make sense? I think it rather refers to the saving Earth from evil, which might be the second coming so maybe also Metatron and the great plan?  Still working on why, but I guess since the whole bunch is lead by Crowley and Aziraphale, it seems like a huge revolution. 
The Kingdom Come - either death, heaven and/or the next world. It’s in one of the prayers - “Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done in earth, as it is in heaven.” To be quite honest here is where my interpretation skills die.  I think it might be them bringing “kingdom come”, death, end to the great plan/Metatron, bc I don’t think you can kill God? That makes the most sense to me. 
I also noticed a bunch of different era Crowleys that I don’t think we’ve seen in this season? But I might be delusional. 
BUT ITS JUST A THEORY ! ok matpat wannabe
(All screenshots are from the title sequence found on youtube)
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