#the grandmaster imagines

[benevolenterrancy]

magical powers add whole new dimensions to the "annoy your sibling beyond the bounds of sanity" game

#mdzs #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #wei ying #yunmeng bros #yunmeng siblings #twin prides of yunmeng #the untamed #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #wwx #i can perfectly imagine exactly how intolerable my sibling and i would have been with magic abilities #we got into enough trouble messing around with sticks in the yard can you even imagine if we had swords #ah the inevitable repercussions of your own actions x2 #my art

[itsredpaint]

reconciliation?

#nikiki's art #mdzs #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #old doodle that i do not fucking remember at all #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #i almost typed jing yuan instead of jiang cheng can u imagine

[frummpets]

GET PUFFY!!!!

outfit by @poorly-drawn-mdzs from this poll

✦ TWITTER VERSION

#admittedly puffy sleeves wwx is also a favorite 😔😔💞 #imagine all the stuff he can hide in those sleeves!! #little apple loves to chew on them tho rip!! #chewed-on donkey spit sleeves #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #wei wuxian #wwx #mdzs wwx #mdzs wei wuxian #my art #art #frummpets art #mxtx #fanart #mdzs fanart #poorly drawn mdzs #tomato patch

[travalerray]

are you ever haunted by the implications of the torture

#this book is terrible because of how much it straight up leaves up to the imagination #haha what the hell was going on there. #wen Chao #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #kk's rambles tag

[twistedappletree]

Lan Sizhui teaching his first guqin class and writing notes about the other juniors’ attentiveness and performance during lessons 📝

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Zizhen: Tries to discreetly read… inappropriate romance novels under his desk. When confronted, he stops and swears he’ll pay attention only to go right back to reading. May have to try a more aggressive approach and ask him to read his… ‘literature’ of choice in front of the class.

Jingyi: Usually falls asleep five minutes into the lesson and drools all over his guqin. After waking him up, he pulls a piece of chicken out of his sleeve and eats it in the middle of class. I don’t know where he’s getting so much chicken from and why he’s keeping it in his sleeves but an intervention might be needed.

Young Master Jin: Pays attention but only to the parts that explain how guqin can be used in combat. Has used the strings of his guqin like a bow to shoot various objects at Jingyi’s head. Threatens to break my legs if I give him a bad grade then begs me to tutor him when Sect Leader Jiang threatens to break his legs after finding out about his bad grade.

#mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #mdzs crack #mdzs meme #mdzs shitposting #mdzs juniors #jin ling #lan sizhui #lan jingyi #ouyang zizhen #jin rulan #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #apple memes 🍎 #I love teacher!LSZ so much actually ahhahaha #I can imagine him all excited to teach his first class as a star pupil #and realizing it’s literally just a babysitting gig #so basically #no different than ​his everyday life with the juniors~ #✨😌🌸

[recreationalfanfics]

All u gotta do to get away from Altaïr is hop into the nearest body of water since he can't swim. Just tread water and watch him pace and freak out from the shore

This made me ugly laugh, omg-

LITERALLY ALTAÏR JUST STANDING ON THE SHORE LIKE A DOG WITH AN ELECTRIC FENCE AROUND HIM. Imagine everytime his darling is mad at him, they just swim out into the water and stuff and he just yells at them before he's all: "WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS."

Or, like, he just has a fucking row boat at the ready and he's all: "You have until the count of three before I row you back to land." and you threaten to capsize the boat in response.

#IMAGINE YANDERE GRANDMASTER ALTAÏR HAVING YOUNG ASSASSIN'S ROW HIM TO HIS DARLING WHEN THEY ACT LIKE THIS AND CALL IT TRAINING. #Altaïr: This is a very important skill to learn for whenever your spouse ACTS LIKE A C H I L D. #yandere altair ibn la'ahad x reader #yandere altair x reader #altair ibn la'ahad #altair ibn la'ahad x reader #altair x reader #yandere assassin's creed x reader #NO BC HOW DID THIS NOT OCCUR TO ME- #assassin's creed x reader #couple things yk?

[violetscanfly]

#tfw you remember you can just draw whatever #started out as just sketching poses and then going but what if wei wuxian #i imagine he's like a dancer or something doing a photoshoot here #gave him massive extensions just bc I can #overall this was very self indulgent and I had fun #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation fanart #mdzs #mo dao zu shi fanart #mo dao zu shi #mdzs fanart #mdzs modern au #wei wuxian #wei wuxian fanart #wei ying #the untamed #artists on tumblr #violetscanfly

[tenmastrousers]

#tenmastrousers #mdzs #a-yuan #a yuan #lan sizhui #wen yuan #mo dao zu shi #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #i imagine him with freckles as a baby and they fade as he gets older. maybe they come back a little bit in the summer #he has never seen a white rabbit before

[unearthed-27]

Okay, hear me out, what if WWX could make a weapon out of resentment. IMAGINE it's the siege of the burial mounds, they're fighting, then wei ying just. makes a sword with resentment. then he could learn how to make cooler weapons or like do special moves that couldn't be done with normal weapons. like cool ass bow, or resentment that shoots off a sword when he swings for long distance attacks. they'd never see it coming dude.

some guy: "oo you don't have a sword do ya, prick? fight me without your little puppets! Hahahah"

WWX: *makes sword*

some guy: "Uh oh"

#wei wuxian #wei ying #mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #this would be so cool and you cannot tell me other wise #like just imagine how sick that would be #i also just love the though of him being able to use a sword again lol #or like that one genshin character where she pulls the sword from her chest

[candidateofloyalty]

[image id: heavily edited meme with shen qingqiu on one side and wei wuxian on the other. text in the center reads "mxtx made us in different series because she knew lan zhan couldn't handle me playing resentment of chunshan at him. end id]

#this is mostly a joke but can you imagine Lan ‘my love is a danger to the people around me and especially my beloved’ Wangji #thinking Wei Wuxian was comparing him to Lio Binghe #the untamed #svsss #scum villian self saving system #mo dao zu shi #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #'why didn't you just remake the image if you were editing it this much' it's more fun to be bad at photoshop

[lotuslate]

The Yiling Times got a new special edition !

or just me fulfilling my own wishes

#mdzs #mdzs fanart #wei wuxian #wei ying #yiling laozu #mo dao zu shi #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #egg #jessbye #totally thought i was gonna draw smth sad today again but then #i rmbrd i still wanted to do this so i just drew a slutty man instead 🤧 #imagine lwj looking at this…

[thegodpleasingcrownprince]

Honestly want to bonk my head when I'm thinking about Wei Wuxian's obliviousness. Like, dude you really thought you've become gay after reincarnating into a body of one?? Bitch no you thought.

He really thinks that AS IF constantly fawning over Mr repressed gay clenches face and throwing flowers at him and constantly yelling out loud that he's the most handsome man he's ever seen isn't fucking gay

And I'm here like, what the fuck

#he is the oblivious idiot I can't stress enough about after FENGQING #LIKE HOW #EVEN AFTER THE LIGHT PAPAPA CHAPTER #BITCH YOU REALLY THOUGHT YOU DONT HAVE FEELINHS FOR HIM??? #lan wangji #mdzs #wangxian #imagine seeing the person you've loved unconditionally and them totally denying the truth OH THE PAIN #im crying bye #mo dao zu shi #grandmaster of demonic cultivation

[travalerray]

these are the times where I really have to ask what the heck happened. Because this implies that Something Had Happened Prior To This. What happened to Jiang Cheng. Jiang Fengmian never really stops being the clown of the century huh

#imagine knowing that your father would never run over to another clan because of you. Imagine being happy for MONTHS because you father #picks you up once and then being horribly jealous to see him impart every single bit of his affection to someone else #how would that feel. How would that feel #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #jiang fengmian #mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mo dao zu shi #kk's rambles tag

[twistedappletree]

[3 AM]

lan jingyi: why are any of us here, really?

zoo security guard: i’m asking about you, specifically.

#based on a tweet screencap that I lost when my fb TL auto refreshed RIP 😭 #mdzs #the untamed #lan jingyi #mo dao zu shi #mdzs modern au #???? kinda ???? #mdzs crack #mdzs meme #incorrect mdzs #mdzs shitposting #apple memes 🍎 #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mdzs juniors #precious gremlin #could you imagine modern LJY #jfc that kid would getting into SO MUCH SHIT #like a ferret on crack actually andbakdAJDHAJ

[charlieroll]

Alright alright so-

I made a design for Shen Yuan from the Beast Cultivation au from @onixdace !! It was so so very awesome and and and just if you see this, read it!!! it's in the tags!!

I thought of keeping the concept of the more animal-like anatomy? but also I'm like.... not good at drawing anatomy in general?? so for the outfit I tried to think of something relatively comfortable and simple, but also keeping a little bit of the beauty that being a Peak LordTM brings, and also keeping the teal green from SJ, but including other shades and colours and yeeeeeea

#the scum villain's twin is the grandmaster of beast cultivation au #my art #digital art #shen yuan #shen twins #liushen #i know he doesnt look like shen yuan #and its not design-wise #im just bad at drawing xianxia boys 😭 #you know lack of practice #scum villain #and yes i know it looks like an oc mostly #onixdaze #also i feel zhizhi lang and this shen yuan would be good pals #like imagine them bonding over taking care of snakes and stuff #and if they become friends sy keeping snakes predators away while zhuzhi lang is in his peak and stuff #i just feel it would be an interasting friendship aight? 😭 #doodles of the roll♡

[bihansthot]

I write late at night when I can’t sleep so have a fluffy little drabble. It’s a tiny bit self indulgent as the reader does have anemia like myself but it’s only briefly mentioned and easily overlooked, I made this one gender neutral as it’s fluff. Hopefully you lovelies enjoy it. As always if you do please like, comment and reblog, engagement keeps me motivated.

Author Note: qīn is slang in Mandarin for bae or babe

“Are you warm enough qīn?” Bi-Han’s low voice rumbles against your ear as he drapes a fleecy blanket around your shoulders.

You settling down by the fire after a playful afternoon of making snow angels and having snowball fights with your lover. You try and hold back your shiver at the cryomancer’s close proximity, the steady cold rolling off his body. The crackling fire roaring in the fireplace doing little to mitigate the personal blizzard that was Sub-Zero. “Honestly Polar Bear I’m still pretty cold. You know I love playing out in the snow with you but I’m,” you trail off not wanting to make the conversation awkward.

“Anemic,” Bi-Han answers, “I know, you’re delicate when it comes to the cold. Even though you like it so much.” He laughs softly as he throws another log on the fire giving it a good poke or two before making his way to the wet bar in his large stone walled bedroom. “Coffee or hot chocolate,” he calls to you already knowing your answer as he fills the electric kettle and rummages around the overhead cupboards looking for the hot chocolate mix.

“Hot chocolate please,” you respond rubbing your hands together and scooting every so slightly towards the fire. Your illness made you more susceptible to the cold but that wouldn’t keep you away from the cryomancer, he was worth wearing extra layers for. You sigh contently and pull the blanket tighter around your shoulders as you sink into the comfortable pile of pillows of your little fireside nest. A smile graces your lips as you hear Bi-Han humming to himself in the kitchenette waiting for the kettle to whistle.

Bi-Han gets a mug from the cupboard and fills it with the instant hot chocolate mix and a splash of milk. He grabs another glass and ices it over before filling it with a deep, rich imported whiskey, a rare departure from his go-to baijiu. The hiss of the kettle ceases his humming as he makes a slightly annoyed ‘tch’ at the noisy appliance before yanking it off the trivet to pour the boiling water into your mug. Bi-Han watches the powder dissolve as he stirs the water into the mix before his deep chocolate eyes steal a glance at you. His life has always been one of difficulty and hardship but all of that seemed worth it whenever you were with him to soothe his worries and anger. With you he didn’t have to be Grandmaster of the Lin Kuei, he didn’t have to be Sub-Zero, he could just be Bi-Han.

His heavy footfalls echo in the vast chamber of the Grandmaster’s quarters as he makes his way back to you with both drinks in hand. “Here ya go qīn,” he mumbles as he hands you your hot chocolate, the drink slightly cooled from the cryomancer’s icy hands.

“Mmm thank you Polar Bear,” you smile and take a small sip as Bi-Han settles in next to you. “You don’t have to sit next to the fire, I know it makes you feel uncomfortable.”

“I want to be close to you, I won’t melt. You can’t fight a blizzard,” he rumbles and drops a kiss on top of your head before taking a drink of his icy whisky.

You make a face of doubt at his comment before rolling your eyes at his charming arrogance. “Spring can,” you quip at him before taking another sip of the warming, sweet beverage.

“Fuck Spring,” he huffs indignantly before draining his drink in one go.

You can’t help but burst into laughter at Bi-Han’s petulant response. You snuggle against his cold, well muscled chest feeling the slow, steady thump of the cryomancer’s heart as his strong arm wraps around your shoulders.

Bi-Han pulls you in for a chaste kiss, “sweet,” he mutters and licks his lips. His eyes flutter closed for a moment before lightening to an ethereal, icy blue. The cryomancer grasps your chin, tilting your head before pressing his cold lips to your warm ones.

It’s not long before you feel his icy tongue prying your mouth open as the slick organ wriggles into your hot cavern. A pleasured shiver runs through your body as you slowly untangle yourself from the blanket to free your hands. You make quick work of the elastic holding the cryomancer’s hair back as your fingers glide through his silken locks. You moan as your tongue tangles with Bi-Han’s, tasting the rich warm notes of vanilla and smoke still lingering on the cryomancer’s tongue.

He strokes your rosy cheek lovingly before slowly disengaging, “warm yourself first qīn, I don’t need you getting hypothermia.”

“Maybe I want hypothermia,” you sulk as you nurse your rapidly cooling not so hot chocolate.

Bi-Han barks out a laugh before he gets up to fix himself another drink, “patience qīn, patience.”

You sigh and pull the blanket back up, a mixture of frustration and adoration bubbling up inside you as you wait by the fire for Winter to join Spring.

#mortal kombat #bi han #sub zero #grandmaster bi han #mk1 2023 #sub zero x you #sub zero x reader #bi han x reader #bi han x you #fluff #gender neutral insert #cute imagines #my writing #ficlet #teeth rotting fluff