#the gulf between videogame fanboy gruff badass Geralt and actual canon soft touch violence isn't the answer Geralt is wider than any i know

[thejgatsbykid]

Not to be pedantic abt the witcher (although you KNOW i love to be pedantic about the witcher) but i do get a little huffy abt the way that cdpr essentially dictated the visuals of Geralt forever as Hot Muscle Man bc he is NOT that he is kinda short kinda ugly wears a stupid headband PLEASE understand that he has so much sex appeal but it's not bc he's henry cavill it's bc he's kind to children and he will hold your hair while you puke and he definitely definitely eats pussy without being a baby about it. He always moves spiders outside instead of killing them.

#said Jamie #the gulf between videogame fanboy gruff badass Geralt and actual canon soft touch violence isn't the answer Geralt is wider than any i know #like he and yen are broken up on BAD TERMS and she's still quietly slipping money into his bank account bc she knows he's doing too much #pro bono and probably can't get by without help. the way he treats the women in his life genuinely has me a little feral. he's so kind. fuck #the witcher #give him back his dumb little headband!!!!!!!!