this website ruins days of the week for you ill see a sign that says NO PARKING SATURDAY and think wow happy no parking saturday
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The difference between 👀 and 👁️👁️ to me
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“how could you have forgotten that” i forget Everything. unless i remember
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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be infertile
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one man's hyperfixation is another man's blocked tag
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solved the paradox of the ship of Theseus btw!! turns out the answer was “it depends”. hope that helps, have a good weekend everybody!
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Girl. You know I love your theories about queer coding in television. But some times those two male characters are stood that close bc they need to get them both in the frame .
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one of my professors, a historian who has been interviewed as an expert in various documentaries, said that the secret to documentaries is saying something very obvious, as slowly as possible. for example, if you say “the romans…….. enjoyed their dinner parties” or "being a gladiator... was... very... dangerous" then the filmmakers can get that clip and immediately pan over some cool pictures of mosaics or something. this has forever changed the way i view documentaries
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Give me jelly beans you fuck head
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Ma'am this is the space restaurant we only serve bumpy fruit and severed tentacle
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advice i think we should tell children is that when adults say stuff like ‘now that i’m an adult i get really excited about stuff like coffee tables and bathrooms and rugs etc’ they don’t mean ‘and now i don’t care about blorbo and squimbus from my childhood tv shows anymore’ bc your average adult still loves all the same pop culture stuff they always did; they just have a greater appreciation for the mundane as well. growing up just means you can enjoy life twice as much now. you can get really excited about a new stuffed animal AND about a new kitchen sponge. peace and love
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in the google doc. straight up "writing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. Nothing
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