#the hallmark movie I deserve

[sad-emo-dip-dye]

cowboy atsushi. send post

#I think he and aku deserve like a hallmark movie esque life #yk get aku out of the city and teach him the joys of friendship #sskk

[utilitycaster]

you ever read a fix-it-fic for a non-canon relationship where it seems like the way the author handled the canon relationship breaking up is to infect one of the characters (usually a woman) with something akin to that fungus that makes zombie ants or perhaps some kind of toxoplasmosis but for your blorbo instead of cats, so that her affections are just flipped like a light switch from "in love with a genuinely supportive partner" to "in love with the character I want her to be in love with because...[crickets]"?

#and by noncanon relationship i mean caleb and jester #every single one reads like a hallmark movie written by someone scabbing during the wga strike who did 16 whippits beforehand #EVERY SINGLE ONE is like Jester breaks up with Fjord bc she deliberately lied by omission about her needs and got mad he wasn't psychic #and accidentally paints Fjord as like. The most saintly perfect man whose heart she broke when she lost her mind to the ant fungus #the problem is they lean so far into the idea of caleb not believing he deserves her that they make caleb into an energy vampire #and so the only feasible way to make jester attracted to him is by giving her some kind of lobotomizing brain parasite

[elisedonut]

Percy would work so well for the Ex- hallmark boyfriend character trope

so now I'm sitting here thinking about that

specifically though i'm thinking about the story of two ex hallmark bfs getting together themself and bonding over their similar situations

im not sure who I would put with him in that situation

Ernie Macmillan maybe? I feel like he would fit the type well. He seems like he could also be a workaholic type to me and i do keep saying i want to pair them at some point

anyway fun au concept to think about

#percy weasley #i came across that post talking about the typical ex in hallmark movies actually not deserving what they go through in most cases #and my first thought was just ah Percy could fit that role well #also someone wrote a story about two ex boyfriend types getting together and i was just !!! #so yeah thats what i was thinking about after i saw that

[evansbby]

I love snow piercer, i think it's cevans' best acting and I spent the whole movie like this 👁️👄👁️

I’m actually impressed by Chris’ acting like every time I watch a movie of his 😂😂😭😭 it’s almost like I keep forgetting that he’s a good actor but then ESPECIALLY when he acts with less talented actors ***cough ana de armas and emily blunt cough*** you can really see how good he is 😭😭😭

#yall know I don’t much like this man anymore but I’ll still say he’s such an underrated actor #and clearly Hollywood doesn’t see him as anything more than an mcu actor #which is why he’s going Netflix movies and hallmark movies with the rock #but he deserves better roles fr im just so confused 😭😭😭 why he isn’t being more ambitious about it #and now he’s most likely done lol #anon

[goldnnavy]

Say what you want about the new Red, White & Royal Blue movie that's coming out, but I'm excited for it. Not every movie is going to be perfect, some are just bad or maybe cringey, but I think there needs to be some like that. For heaven's sake, the straight people have Hallmark holiday movies - why can there not be cringey, cliché queer romance movies??

#I just keep seeing people shit on it on Instagram and I'm not mad just disappointed #this movie isn't going to be flawless #but its good representation for queer people #and I think we deserve cringey- watch-when-depressed romcoms #just as much as white women have the Hallmark channel #personal #to delete later #ok to rb #red white and royal blue

[blarrghe]

“I don’t know how to ski.” Dorian protested, but very lightly, an amused smirk centred on his face where the pushy smile had been. 

“I’ll teach you,” Taren offered, taking another careful sip of his coffee to smooth out his nerves. 

Dorian chuckled, looking out the window with renewed interest. Then he shook his head, just as in front of them a large, lumbering man came gliding too fast to the bottom of one of the steeper slopes, failed to properly stop himself, and fell rolling in the snow. He got up momentarily, offering a thumbs up to the small crowd of people nearby who had rushed to his aid. 

“That’s going to be me.” Dorian pointed, “I’m going to fall.” 

Taren chuckled, and flashed Dorian one more genuine, encouraging smile. “I’ll catch you.” He promised.

Art by @gaysolavellan for the gay Hallmark movie fic Twelve Nights! it is December so I am promoting this thing Again.

#look at it look at them!! #pavellan #dragon age fanfic #da:i #dorian pavus #taren lavellan #hallmark au #modern au #holiday special #the gay hallmark movie I deserve

[piraticusdorm]

💐 for Cai/Max or Anisha/Krok? whichever you're in the mood for 🏃🏃

CAI AND MAX FOR COPE!!!! A tender moment after their chaotic lives 🥺

#i think they deserve to live a hallmark movie. as a treat. #twst oc #caiaphas whitney #caimax #my art #mistletoe asks #asks #celiica

[bitchfitch]

lil Guli'vany

#i still feel bad for zer #like #of all the characters ze is the kindest and sweetest and the absolute most deserving of a happily ever after. #but ze is the fiance in a Hallmark movie #and zer fate is to see the person ze is in love with fall into the arms of another

[thatonesquintern13]

guys i’m finally getting back to my roots (obsessing over hallmark movie love stories)

#murder she baked #hannah swensen mysteries #these movies got me kicking my feet twirling my hair. blushing even. #and after what [redacted] put me through ITS WHAT I DESERVE!!! #hallmark #hallmark movies and mysteries #ive said it once and i’ll say it again. alison sweeney is SO GOOD at falling in love. #AND ITS A BOOK SERIES #so i might have to throw myself into that next

[urwatchingdisneychannel]

Y’all I’m reading Red, White & Royal Blue now and I’m so into it

#Matt on insta said the movie was like hallmark and now I need to watch it because gays deserve bad cute movies #not saying the movie was bad I haven’t seen it #rwrb #rwrb movie #rwrb film #rwrb book

[slayernina]

Malcolm Goodwin and David Anders in A Christmas in New Hope

My other metas here

La maldición de las cuatro brujas here

Una novela romántica de esas con un macizorro sin camiseta en la portada here

Buy me a ko-fi!

#izombie #izombie cast #those two deserve something more than agressively christian hallmark propaganda but i suppose bills #malcolm goodwin #with a beard is +10 hotter #for the full set of photos in imdb i can see the full plot #blonde lady main character meets texas singer #malcolm is his also handyman friend who is in the church with the choir with down kids #also since this is sooooo white i´m 99% sure he is the partner or the sibling of the black lady #david anders #so officially david went from villain manhore to villain daddy #i would kill for a movie in which he is the good guy lol #i wonder if the redhead lady is someone´s evil mom/stepmom or david´s new girlfriend #because you know hollywood as a weird standard with women ages

[lucydonato]

the real travesty of rnm getting cancelled is that I never had the chance to pitch the writers my OC (played by cristela alonzo) who opens up a mexican bakery next door to the crashdown and the ortechos want to hate her because they're afraid she'll steal their customers but she's very cute and charming and she and arturo have a fun little rapport and rosa and isobel play matchmaker for them amen

#everyone else: [talking about echo wedding vs malex wedding] #me an intellectual: i think papi deserves to the be the lead of his own hallmark movie

[ohnoitsthebat]

Watching Lifetime's Holiday Movie Favorites channel again. Yesterday it was a Macchio movie, today's a Swayze movie.

Swayze is way too good for this movie. So is Tim Curry.

#i don't expect stellar acting from lifetime/hallmark Christmas movies but wow.....the kids are just bad #and i know that i should expect a lot from teenagers #but all i can think of is how the kids in cobra kai are better actors #the premise is cute (if a bit generic) and had potential #but the execution and acting was just...Not Good #poor swayze. def deserved better #christmas in wonderland #bat.txt #*shouldn't

[soup-or-who-lock]

congrats to all those golden globe winners but sorry that you did not achieve the highest honor imaginable :( forever changing my brain chemistry in the span of two hours :( better luck next time bud

#the award for Changing Brain Chemistries and Overall Being Excellent of course goes to Round and Round starring Vic Michaelis #beloved visually bright/colorful dungeons and dragons groundhog hallmark Hanukkah movie starring a nonbinary actor??? #(i believe Vic Michaelis uses she/they correct me if i'm wrong) #i will never be the same. thank you #Round and Round deserves recognition #and aside from wishing that Round and Round had the rest of the universe in the chokehold it has me in i just wish #that there were fewer white men winning #and more POC/women/queer folk who were even nominated :( but nah the goncharov team just doesn't have enough acclaim i guess :(( #anywhomst #i love shouting into the void #and i love Round and Round starring Vic Michaelis

[thecallofthedeep]

I remember the discourse about how red white and royal blue was a bad book with a bad plot actually so in my brain it’s just a book i read that people decided was not that great after a while and now there’s discourse about how the book is great and the movie is bad

#i feel like they should have made a miniseries to fit all the plot in #now i just consider it as a hallmark style movie except it’s gay #idk it’s deserving of 18 oscars TO ME #because i thought it was camp #I’ll have forgotten most of it by tomorrow

[cagesings]

have  you  ever  seen  an  angel? 

now  you  have

#i'm so sorry i keep finding more content with jayne in it and i have to icon it #because i have so little to go off of #she was in a hallmark movie as the blonde best friend and she deserves better than this she's too good for hallmark #she did get to go to paris and it's fun to listen to because she has the cutest voice #*❈ ‣ 𝑖'𝑚 𝑎 𝑠𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑡𝑙𝑒 𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑛𝑦𝑛𝑜𝑜𝑑𝑙𝑒 — ( ooc. ) #tbd.