MP100 fic rec:
Y’all, I love it when a fic takes me in a choke hold and won’t leave me alone until I finished it. If you want a great balance between a fluffy and angsty not-actually unrequited love Terumob fic, pleeeeease give it a read.
10 years later and suddenly all of Teru’s feelings come rushing back all at once.
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Boy there are sure a lot of people celebrating Pat Robertson at Pride parties this weekend. I had no idea the gay community liked him so much.
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::SHRIEKING JOYFULLY:: FOUR GAME WIN STREAK! LONGEST WIN STREAK IN FRANCHISE HISTORY! THAT'S KRAKEN HOCKEY, BABY!
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"Stop regretting your sin and think about the good deeds with which you are going to replace it."
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As a reward for helping with a problem, John Constantine wants to give Bruce a chance to talk to his parents. “I can only do one at a time, thought, so, who’s first?”
Bruce sweats, “That won’t be necessary.”
The batkids watch like ??? they’ve seen Bruce in every state a man could succumb and raise, but they’ve never seen him scared. Alfred calmly steps forward, “Please do.”
“No. Don’t.”
John “I don’t want peace, I want trouble, always” Constantine smells some opportunity for chaos and grabs it.
The result of that is the very angry spirit of Thomas Wayne fixing Bruce with the glare of the year, “You dropped oUT OF MED SCHOOL?!” The entire mansion seems to tremble.
Bruce yelps like a scolded cat and runs around the dining table, “I was busy with BATMAN—“
“ Che cazzo è un Batman, — Get back here! You were there a year, — Che cazzo fai, CHE CAZZO FAI?! Pack your bags, you’re going back.”
To the batkids’ absolute horror Bruce starts to cry, face watery and bright, and they finally understand what Alfred meant by tantrums. “Non voglio tornare indietro, papà!”
“Non mi interessa, cazzo, — wait till your mother hears about this, Harley graduated with HONORS. What exemple are you giving to my grandkids? Don’t — Don’t run, GET BACK HERE!”
Tim sweats in high school dropout, Dick sweats in cop, Jason sweats in drug lord, Damian sweats in art kid, and Stephanie just sweats in general.
“Should, uh… Should we help?”
“Are you kidding? I haven’t seen Jason this happy since the Queen died.”
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David Tennant dancing on the set of The Giggle - Doctor Who 60th Anniversary Specials
The Doctor doesn't even dance in the UNIT scene - this is all pure, joyous David Tennant
also featuring Neil Patrick Harris, Ncuti Gatwa, and Ruth Madeley (who are all glorious)
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