rooster: *finds a worm*
rooster: oh! oh, what a pleasant surprise! my ladies, my dames, look at what i found for you and for you only. i plead you to accept my humble gift,, see, this worm — a true treasure of the earth — is meant to bring to you the vitamins of life, the evidence of my deepest care and love for y-
hens: OMYGOD IS THAT A FUCKING WORM OUT OF THE WAY RICHARD I MUST EAT IT BEFORE THE OTHERS DO HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
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