The Hermits paying Demise 2 and it becoming very obvious that half of them have been in the Life Series is very funny to me. Goodtimeswith "im in the life series" Scar vs. Cub and Joel "you're going to have to use tnt minecarts if you want to kill me" Smallishbeans vs. Beef bless their souls <3
IF their were to be another empires smp season and either Scott or Joel or the random hermit who joins use every Time, WERE TO BECOME THE VILLIAN, then it'd take THE ENTIRE SERVERS CONBIND TO DEFEAT THEM
I imagine Doc is probably the biggest Hermit. Like, Mumbo and him are the same height, and are easily the tallest hermits, but Doc is bigger. Like, way bigger
While Mumbo is lanky and thin, Doc is built like a fucking house. Huge, broad shoulders, wide torso, thick arms and legs, and built like a weight lifter. Conversely, he's one of the sweetest, most gentle people you've ever met. He tenderly handles his garden of vegetables, giving extra care to his tomatoes. And while Mumbo, if you were to ask him, would give an incomprehensible and rambling explanation of his redstone (unless you catch him in a calm mood), Doc will patiently and happily explain how his machines work, and even let you use it after he shows you how to operate it.
Just don't mistake his gentleness for weakness. While he usually hunches himself to appear nonthreatening, he can draw himself to his Full Height™ to put someone in their place. Also, please keep in mind that his cybernetic arm is capable of crushing a steel I-beam. Although, if you really upset him, it's more his machines you should watch out for. The Mad Scientist aesthetic isn't an aesthetic.
"¡La gloria nocturna de ser grande no siendo nada! La majestad sombría del esplendor desconocido... Y siento, de repente, lo sublime del monje en el yermo, y del ermitaño en el retiro, avisado de la sustancia de Cristo en las piedras y en las cavernas del alejamiento del mundo".
Minecraft roleplay server. You have OG Minecrafters, Hermits, Steve and Herobrine (those two are taken tho), OSMP, and even things like MCD characters. This chat is system friendly as it is ran by two systems, it is endogenic friendly. Join or smthn.
It's times like these, when Grian refers to snails as molluscs and gastropods, that I remember he has a degree in marine biology. In retrospect this makes the fishing arc funnier I think.
Non-redstoners trying to redstone: the magic of the glowing red ores is one of the great mysteries of the world that few have mastered. But with careful study, observation, and practice I too may be able to harness its powers
Literally anyone trying to use an armor stand: Cleo is a witch and if I touch their spell book I will die or be haunted for the rest of my days by the aftershocks of magic I will never comprehend