#the himbros are at it again

[sharkshenanigans]

HELLO I'M SORRY FOR BEING IN YOUR INBOX AGAIN BUT I

Sir what do those eyes mean, what are you planning

I just got home and this was like the third thing I saw and... I'm so tired. Please Punz just ask him to move in with you. I know he will say no and giggle stupidly at you a hundret times - don't let urself be distracted - but I swear by the one-hundret-and-first time he WILL say yes, I SWEAR 😭

No, but seriously he is evil for this and I need to know what is happening and WHERE THE HECK IS MY STREAMER PUNZ DID U ALREADY KIDNAP HIM?!

(i hope they are having fun tho!!! 👀)

#dont ever appologise for sending an ask they always make me happy #i feel like i should appologise for always letting u hanging for like #two months #💀 #sorry #BUT #the himbros are at it again #i can feel it in the force #my seventh sence is tingeling #another lick gate event is upon us #LMAOOOO #ask #shroommars #thank u friend <3 #punz #foolish gamers #himbros

[pomellon]

Been thinking about this one part of the mermaid au during Punz’s and Foolish’s travels. They’re both from the north where the ocean is cool and regularly freezes over, and not many mers have adapted to that kind of climate. The few pods around seem to have either fallen prey to the same sea beast that attacked their pods, or were able to leave the area to avoid the same fate.

The only option to survive and find a new pod is to travel south, and that means crossing the Open Depths.

This is a long stretch of open water where the seafloor reaches unknown depths, the water simply going deeper and deeper, a dark open pit that stretches on for thousands of miles. Even while staying close to the bright surface this area is very dangerous for mers, inhabited by large predators of varying sizes. On top of that there’s very few places to rest. If lucky, there might be a drifting iceberg or a tangle of drifting kelp islands, but that’s nothing one can rely on.

So, Punz and Foolish agree on a plan and some rules as they start the journey, mainly to limit vocalisation to a minimum to avoid attracting attention, and to keep moving no matter what. The latter one turns out to be a bit tricky since they definitely need sleep, but eventually they decide to sleep in shifts, with one of them swimming on their back so the other can rest on their chest to get a few hours of sleep.

It’s during one such arrangement, Foolish peacefully sleeping on top of Punz’s chest, that Punz feels an odd draft from below. Swimming on his back means he can’t really look down without disturbing Foolish or awkwardly twisting his neck, but he does twist around slightly, arms tight around the sleeping beluga, to make sure there’s no danger.

He doesn't see anything at first, but keeps feeling the weird draft, strangely warm compared to the rest of the water. Then he notice it, almost what looks like an off white jagged cliff point, next to a similar one, next to another, next to-

Punz almost freezes when he realises he’s looking at a row of teeth, deep, deep below. Each one several times bigger than himself, and he can’t see where they stop, the row becoming obscure as they continue into the dark abyss. What he’s seeing is the very tip of a very large maw of a leviathan peeking up from the depths. 

It isn’t moving, but Punz knows the draft is the creature's breathing, and the longer he stares into the darkness past the jagged fangs he becomes convinced he can see two enormous pale disks staring back at him.

It’s at this point when he notices Foolish is no longer breathing peacefully against his chest, the beluga having gone tens and stiff in his arms. Punz want’s to turn his head to look at him but his eyes are glued on the spot. Instead he tightens his arms around him, and even if he doesn't like using empathy bonds he still taps into it, pressing his consciousness against Foolish’s with calm reassuring intent. Foolish responds with an onslaught of terror and disbelief because how could they calm right now?! But Punz pushes back, wrapping the same calm reassurance around Foolish’s terror because the creature is too big.

It’s terrifying, yes, but they’re way too small for the leviathan to expend any energy in trying to hunt them. It’s laying in wait for something bigger, which actually means they’re the safest they had been in awhile, because if something were to attack them right now the creature would lock onto the bigger target.

Foolish calms down a little with that explanation, but stays tense. Punz hasn’t stopped beating his tail to move them forward, but it takes what feels like an eternity before they cross over jaws in the depth. Once they do, Foolish rolls off his front to swim next to him, allowing them to move at a quicker pace. 

Even as they gain more distance Punz swears he can still see a single pale disc gazing back at him whenever he looks back, and what he once thought were jagged mountain peaks sticking up from the depths suddenly looked a lot more like the spine of something far too large and far too old.

#punz #foolish gamers #himbros #pom talks #mermaid au #they find a floating kelp forest shortly after #conveniently drifting south and offering them shelter and food #but they're not gonna forget about that experience anytime soon #and probably won't feel completely relaxed until they reach shallow water again

[carry-on-my-wayward-gays]

Both Punz and Foolish love to hold hands. Foolish just initiates it more.

They could be doing literally anything and Foolish will reach over and hold Punz's hand. Watching TV? Hand holding. Cuddling in the morning or about to go to bed for the night? Hands being held. Walking anywhere doing anything? The hands are held and maybe even swung back and forth.

Punz likes it cause it just feels like a small gesture to show that Foolish loves him. He's touch starved and it's a small form of physical affection that - to him - carries so much meaning.

Foolish likes it cause he gets to touch Punz, even if they're literally folded into each other. He likes comparing hand sizes though there isn't much of a difference. He likes running his thumb over Punz's knuckles and rubbing circles into the back of his hand. He likes getting to squeeze Punz's hand and having him squeeze back.

Punz doesn't start the hand holding very often cause what if Foolish wants his hands free? What if he comes off as clingy? So he waits for Foolish to wiggle his hand into Punz's and lace their fingers together, or sit Punz's hand in his palm and close his fingers around it.

And he always smiles when he does. Always a soft smile followed by a squeeze to Foolish's hand. It's a greeting of sorts, an acknowledgement.

"hi" Punz will squeeze once.

"hey" Foolish squeezes back harder.

"i love you" Punz squeezes even harder.

"i love you too" Foolish gives his best squeeze and almost always gives Punz a kiss.

So yeah. They both like holding hands.

#punz #punzop #foolishgamers #foolish gamers #funz #himbros #dsmpshipping #ahhh soft stuff i lumv they #headcanon kinda #shadow's scribing again

[chromecries]

ITS MCC DAY AND IM NOT WATCHING IT LIVE

#i do feel like crying . ive never not watched it live and now im never gonna be able to watch it live again unless im sick / get a day off / #etc #:(( #chrome cries #and iTS THE HALLOWEEN ONE TOO OHH . OHHH THE HIMBROS ONE OOOOHHH THE MISERY

[opalopera]

not a solitary himbro ramble, but a secret third thing,,,fuckin told you the next ramble would be voyeur

three brothers this time!! the youngest and middle are such degenerates for each other, always horny and groping at one another, can't keep their hands or mouths or cocks off each other, the losers,,,and they'd fuckin love to get the oldest in on it, but FUCK if he isn't dumber than a box of rocks!!!! every time they take a pass at him, no matter how OBVIOUS,,,IT FLIES RIGHT OVER HIS HEAD, REALLY IN ONE EAR THEN OUT THE OTHER?!??! so the two of you get a little reckless, fuckin each other whenever and wherever you know oldest bro'll be, but he always seems to just miss it!! or you've gotta scramble so you don't get caught by mom and dad!!

then it finally happens!!! parents are out, just the two of you, and oldest bro will be back from the gym soon,,so middle bro shoots a txt sayin they'll be in his room if the oldest need them (and he always does, he brings food back without fail and wants to eat it together, to bond with his bros) and then the two of you get to it!! oldest comes home, and you can hear him yelling for y'all, but little bro is too busy getting facefucked by middle bro to respond, and middle bro is too busy face fucking little bro too, so really oldest had no choice but to come to y'all and see!!!

he throws the door open, and his words die on his tongue when he finally see just what his brothers get up to with each other,,still as a statue, face pale but neck flushed like he can't tell if what he's seein is horrifying or hot asf (tho his steadily growing boner seems to have made up it's mind <333) he just stands and stares until you both finish, middle bro spilling into little bro, and little bro makin a mess on the floor, then he nearly breaks the door with how quick he leaves,,,and acts like nothin happened???? you'd think he had amnesia????? no reaction when you both clean up nd come out, none at all!!?!?!

then it happens again, lil bro on his knees with middle bro's cock in his throat, and oldest bro swings the door open,,,'cept this time? he doesn't even open his mouth to say anythin, just immediately finds the two of you and watches with laser focus,,,then leaves and acts like nothin happened!!! then it happens again,,and again,,nd againagainagian!!!

maybe oldest bro can't bring himself to participate, like that'd be crossing a line too far for him (for now),,,but, well, the two of you have already crossed it, haven't you?? and it's his responsibility, as the oldest, to watch and make sure the two of you don't get into any real trouble <333

(he even starts doin the aftercare for the both of you too!! leaving water nd snacks, runnin baths and fresh clothes, casual offers of massages outside the bedroom when it was particularly rough, soothin any aches nd bruises with sweet innocent affection, anythin either of you need after "rough housin" together, despite not havin participated himself!!!)

-🦈

(i can't get away from himbro,,,really, i tried to make him smart but i need my representation!!! i am dumb as dirt!! i am himbro!!! so i gave up and himbro will always stay)

bro this is literally just us? iykyk fr. gets me all giddy nd squirmy imagining this as ,,, us,,,,, teehee :3

#cnc free use #corrupt!on kink #fauxc3st #fauxcest #brocon #brocest #brother/brother #brother x brother #1cky br0ther #1cky br0thers!!!! #lil bro x middle bro x big bro. real #lil bro x big bro #lil bro x middle bro #middle bro x big bro #1cky thoughts #1cky rambles !!! #1nc3$t #1nc35t #{☆🦈}

[toofasttoocool]

3rd parter of shuichi and kaede's ultra degenerate adventures~! 5 year after they started dating, its time for marriage~! and a honeymoon~! And you thought that in those 4 years since the last time we saw them kaede got bored or something~? wrong, her addiction and insanity towards her wonderfully girlslut femboy, what was suposed to be a special gift for their birthday became a daily basis, shuichi didnt spend a day without rubbing his always growing cock against kaede's body~ her butt, her tighs, her boobs, her lips, her amprit, every single part of her body has been used to make him cum again and again and again~ EVERYTHING except sex~! he has long obtain his final form of the most cutest faggiest boy ever imaginable~ and kaede became the milfiest to ever exist! both their brain rotting about love and lust, kaede even begin to hire half a dozen of whores on the level of kirumi (who herself grown absolutely addicted to that dependant girly adorable looser) until finaly mariage day! And after the marriage (where every invitee is one of kaede's girls (and kaito the stupid but wholesome himbro)) Finnaly honeymoon can start, and kaede has a few surprise~! she had briefly mention to her wonderfull hubby it was gonna take place on a paradise island, she didnt precise she BOUGHT the island and their honey moon is gonna take a full year of mostly fucking, intense making out (and being treated like royalty at the palace by the ultra thicc and femboys staff members)

And the Bonus:

(EDIT:I forgot Miu)

And the final:

#ask #CowedeXtoofastoocool #Caption work

[lowkeyrobin]

Hi there I love love love your writing I may or may not of binge read all your post before coming on here because I thought of a request I was wondering if you could write about myct group with an Australian reader like maybe there in mcc or smth and the reader talking but you can here the accent (if not that’s totally ok) (also if it’s not to much trouble could I please be the 🍄 anon )

yes of course!! welcome 🍄 anon! and thank you for binge reading my stuff LMAO ; also I didn't see that you said mcc and kinda wrote twitch rivals instead... 💀 I apologize LMFAOOO. also I didn't know who you exactly wanted me to write about so I did punz, foolish & karl like in the 2022 twitch rivals as well and made it a oneshot to make it a little easier, so sorry 🍄 anon you're getting the worst of it BHENENSMS. also I made up the trio name bc they don't have one so whoops ; also istg karl has worn a snapback just not often djnskskwnd anyways SORRY GET TO READING

SNAPBACK BROS ; australian accent

summary ; youre at twitch rivals 2022 and they won't stop teasing you about your accent

warnings ; language, 2022 slang, use of Punz's and Foolish's real names (lmk if I should change them!!)

genre ; fluff

word count ; 1.1k

masterlist

You teamed up with Karl, your main objective just to score higher than the Himbros known as Punz and Foolish. You traveled from Australia all the way to Los Angeles for this, boasting about how you and Karl were going to crush the Himbros online and even betting on it.

However, they'd never heard how heavy your accent was in real life, none of them. Voice calls and your microphone made you sound a little different and more understandable, contrasting to the usual way you spoke, your accent fairly heav. The way you pronounced words was clearly different from their way of pronouncing said words as well.

So, when you walked into the big old building, after getting verified and given a lanyard and bracelet for confirmation, you headed in to find your friends before the competition started. You end up finding your teammate -Karl- first, and he wraps you in a warm hug as to welcome you.

"Hi!" He smiles, pulling away as he rests his hands on your shoulders.

"Hey, nice to finally meet you in real life!" You smile, "Love the outfit"

He giggles, "Thank you, I like the way you say outfit, I didn't realize you sounded so Australian before!"

"Shush, shush, my accent sounds weird in real life, I know" You laugh, "I swear my microphone does something to me, I dunno how, but it does"

Karl smiles, "Well, c'mon, let's go meet Foolish and Punz" He bounces on his feet before grabbing your wrist and dragging you through the venue.

You quickly walk past many staff members, cameras and large stage lights, making your way up to the PC setups and the duos talking and walking about before events started. You and the brunette both look around for the dusty blonde and black haired friends you were competing against, scanning all the heads around the large area.

You feel a pair of hands land on your shoulders from behind, causing you to jump out of your skin and turn around as you yell.

"Fuck! Foolish, mate, not cool!"

He lightly laughs, embracing you in a hug as he repetitively apologizes. He's dressed in a blue t-shirt with a little Reebok logo over the left breast, paired with a chain, black sweatpants, and a snapback covering his shaggy hair. His hug is genuine and warm, you can feel the excitement coursing through both of you, excited to meet and compete with each other.

"Noah! Mate, you're killing me!" You dramatically cough, wriggling out of his arms, playing a bit.

"Why do you say my name like that?" He tilts his head with a smile, "You say it like No-ah"

Before you can answer, Punz wraps you in a hug from behind to scare you as well, and lifts you up off the floor. "Hey, Y/n"

You yelp in surprise and slight fear he'd drop you and you'd pop a muscle, trying to wriggle out from another man's arms again.

"Good Lord, what's with you all trying to give me a fuckin' heart attack?"

The three laugh and giggle a bit, teasing you about your accent, clearly needing a little time to get used to how you actually spoke. Punz sets you down on the floor, making sure your feet were flat and secure before pulling his arms away from your midsection.

"Now you, Luke-" You turn around to face the blonde, ready to throw a light punch at his shoulder.

"Hey, calm down, I was dared" He speaks, throwing his hands up in defense.

He wears a light grey-ish purple tie-dye hoodie and black cargo pants, matched with a plain black hat with a tiny, white antelope skull logo on the side. His little smile reveals the tiny gap in his two front teeth, which you take notice of, one of the many imperfections of your friends, imperfections that you only depict as perfections.

"Noah made me, swear to God" He chuckles, pointing back at Foolish, "Karl was in on it too"

You lightly shove his shoulder, "You guys are already driving me crazy"

☆ ★ ✮ ★ ☆ ★ ✮ ★ ☆ ★ ✮ ★ ☆ ★ ✮ ★ ☆

Your accent really came out as you shouted at Karl, yelling at him to just move fast enough. It was all stress talk, considering thousands of dollars were on the line, but the brunette found amusement in the yelling, considering he couldn't stop laughing and giggling. Punz and Foolish obviously overheard, snickering and chuckling as they discreetly listened in, still locked in on the challenge.

After the second challenge, which you failed at horrendously considering your shit aim, you gather back around at the PC's, checking on your streams and making sure the walk-around cameras were doing alright. You talk to your chats and look over the scores before meeting up to talk before the next challenge, Basically Charades, started.

Your chat was exploding with comments regarding your friends talking about your accent and teasing you, warning you that they were definitely not done. You didn't think so anyway because they kept joking about how you were pronouncing words left and right. It's like they'd never heard you speak before.

You meet up with the three, sitting on one of the back ledges across from the stage. Punz sits on the far left end, then you, then Karl, his arms wrapped around you and Foolish on the other side of him. Foolish holds the camera up, smiling before setting it down at a good angle.

"Dude, no way were doing any good on fuckin' charades" You joke to Karl, nudging his side.

"Oh, no freaking way, we've already lost anyways, considering your dogwater aim." Karl lightly slaps the back of your head with his hand.

"We're literally tied with them. We can still win, Karl"

"Why are we discussing beating them literally right next to them?"

You open your mouth to speak, but shut yourself up rather quickly. He had a point.

Once you were on that stage, however, all anxiety had basically vanished from your body. You already knew you had an easier prompt and did better than the Himbros, who'd scored a 6/10.

Afterward, you recollect like a little swarm of flies, definitely stinky as you'd all been sweating the whole day. You chatter on as the scores are counted up and you're given a little break to calm down before returning to the desktops.

"I swear, if you make fun of my accent one more time, I might cry"

"L" Punz holds up the shape of an L, using his fingers to his forehead.

"Punz!-" Foolish laughs

"Oye mate, mah names Y/n and I down-know how to pruhn-ounce words correctly" Karl laughs, imitating your voice.

You jump on top of him, pinning him to the floor playfully, "I swear to God, I'm gonna eat you alive!" You lightly laugh, watching his face morph from surprise to fake terror.

"Y/n's an Australian cannibal! Help me!"

#lowkeyrobin #mcyt x reader #mcyt preferences #mcyt oneshot #foolish gamers x reader #karl jacobs oneshot #karl jacobs x reader #foolish gamers oneshot #snapback bros #himbros #gn reader #gender neutral reader #they/them reader

[lol-jackles]

So FBBC is downsizing their brewer... (the one they hired after the last one left who hasn't even been there for a year I don't believe):

https://www.instagram.com/p/C1KugBlOkOA/

costhebrewer: Final grain out. I was just getting the hang of this rig. What a bummer. Oh well… on to the next adventure. #whoneedsabrewhouse #whoneedsabrewer

And when someone commented asking "Wait … what? I have really loved your creations. What I miss?" He responded with:

costhebrewer: downsizing staff and stopping in house brewing. Not sure where things go from here for the business.

So now Family Business BEER Company is just... not making beer anymore. What kind of brewery doesn't make their own beer?

My bet is they will be out of business (sold or closed) before 2025. And they are going to make good use of the fine print on those memberships that said they can cancel them at any time. (A jerk AA decided to ask Cos on this post if they are still getting their members only party... read the room dude, your party does not trump someone losing their job during the holidays...)

Also, can we just talk about the fact that they are laying him off AT CHRISTMAS?!!? Seriously read through his responses to people on that post. He even says he'll be done in Jan and is sending out resumes but that its a bad time to have to be doing that.

Also an AA was being an idiot and saying how great it was and he had to be like "I don't know if you don't get what's happening or are just being mean because this isn't a good thing"

Link. Oh noe Danneel's brother doesn't have a job, again! Won't somebody think of the chronically unemployed himbros!

Eh, not surprising. Between my predictions of FBBC sinking in about 5 years (X) (X) (X) and 2023 being the year for contraction for the brewery industry and Jensen's own lack of business acumen, honestly is anyone surprised? Anyone?

With the downsizing, it sounds like the Ackles have moved to contract brewing, meaning they're using another established brewery to make FBBC beer. In this arrangement, the contract brewer can help the "guest company" with packaging and shipping. In other words, in true Ackle's fashion, he's going to let others do the mundane day to day work.

Once I saw the bottling and canning I knew the Ackles wanted to go big with FBBC and never intended to stay a small craft brewery. In order for your craft brewery to succeed you either a very small local, owner-operator with minimal distribution, or you go really big and spend a fortune on marketing in order to compete for shelf space in stores across the state or county.

Anyways, let's have a Throw Back Thursday to FBBC's first promo picture, which completely threw me and wondered what noob thought this was a good idea because Gino and Danneel looked like happily married husband and wife while Jensen looked like the loser relative who sleeps on their couch while waiting for his music to be discovered.

#family business beer company #jensen ackles

[mushiewrites]

Day 2 - Accidental

yaaaay this prompt request came from @awkwardtickleetoo! it was most likely when I needed to fill a few last ones and we decided on himbros! a duo I love that I don't write nearly enough, so maybe this will change that? sooo yeah, enjoy :D

tickletober prompts here 🎃

(lee!Punz / ler!Foolish : 841 words)

“Why did I agree to do this?” Punz grunted under his breath, leaning forward in his chair to get closer to the screen as his character creeped around the corner, half expecting to get jumpscared and going tense, even when nothing happened. 

Looking over his shoulder at the blonde, Foolish chuckled to himself as he watched Punz’s character sprint down the hallway, only to be suddenly chased by a big green alligator wearing star sunglasses. Punz let out a shriek, somehow managing to maneuver away from the danger. He sat back in his chair when he was finally safe in the game, letting out a sigh of relief. 

Foolish rolled his eyes at the dramatics as Punz slapped a hand over his chest, throwing his head back against his seat and squeezing his eyes shut as he regulated his breathing from the adrenaline running through his system at the jumpscare. The brunette smirked, a plan to scare Punz forming in his brain as he slowly stood up from the chair that was out of frame from the stream. 

“Yeah yeah, give me a second.” Punz groaned as he cracked an eye open to read his chat, undoubtedly telling him to suck it up and continue. Foolish took a few slow steps forward, careful not to make any noise or draw attention to himself. He let out a breath he didn’t know he was holding in as Punz closed his eyes again, giving Foolish the perfect opportunity to pounce. 

“WAKE UP!” Foolish screamed, grabbing at Punz’s shoulders and squeezing rapidly. A squeal escaped the blonde as he slid down in his seat, kicking his legs out and banging his shoes against the ground at the feeling. He broke out into high pitched giggles before he successfully peeled the grabby hands away from his body. He held them tightly above him, leaning his head back until he made eye contact with the offender.

“Whahat the fuck was thahat?!” Punz shouted, his cheeks glowing bright red. Foolish giggled at the reaction, raising his eyebrows and tilting his head slightly before continuing. 

“What the fuck was that?” Foolish countered through his laughter, both boys knowing he meant the outburst Punz had displayed just moments ago. “You did way more than you needed to just then, that was such an overreaction! What even happened?” 

“Nothing! Fuck off, Foolish, I’m streaming!” Punz shot up as he suddenly remembered he had hundreds of eyes watching him through computer screens, blushing deeper at the realization. He surged forward to switch the camera off but Foolish was faster, gripping both of Punz’s biceps and pulling him back against his chair. This made the blonde immediately burst into giggles again, scrunching his shoulders up before Foolish could even move his hands back towards his shoulders. “Foolish! S-Seriously, stohop!” 

“Tell me what happened, Punz,” Foolish wormed his hands between Punz’s neck and shoulders, his smile growing bigger when Punz’s laughter turned frantic. He wiggled his fingers experimentally, giggling with excitement when Punz began to plead and protest through his squeals. “No fucking way! This tickles you?” 

“Nohohoho! Foolish- Foolish stohop!” 

“Nah, this is more fun than sitting in the corner, sorry Punz.” 

“Buhut I’m streheheaming!” Punz pleaded, bringing his hands up to cover the growing blush that was spreading all over his face. Foolish spent a few more seconds tickling the poor boy, finishing it off with some torturous squeezes that made Punz let out a high pitched shriek- one that he knew would be instantly clipped and shared for the whole of the internet to see. He whined through his laughter at the thought, sliding down in his chair as much as he could until Foolish finally relented, letting Punz sink to the ground in a ball of giggles. 

“That was fun, huh?” Foolish giggled, leaning down and giving Punz a few playful pats on the back. He stood back up, flashing the webcam a smile and waving at the computer screen. “Hi chat! Hope you enjoyed the show!”

Punz groaned in response, still giggling and hiding his face out of embarrassment. He heard Foolish make his way back across the room to resume whatever he had been doing, and after a few minutes of trying to regain his composure, he climbed back into his chair to continue the game. He pressed the backs of his hands against his eyes to rub away the tears that he prayed nobody saw and tried to pretend like the last five minutes didn’t happen for the rest of the stream. 

Later on that night, his phone went off with a discord notification. He felt his cheeks heat up once again when he saw it was Foolish, sending him clip after clip of the tickle torture he had endured earlier in the day. Punz rolled his eyes, letting out a low growl and dropping his phone against his pillow. He decided to ignore Foolish for now and began plotting his revenge, getting himself ready to take the brunette apart the second he saw him next.

#lee!punz #ler!foolish #yaaaay thank u cal for the duo suggestion #augtickletober2023 #mcyt tickle #my stuff #tickletober #mushie ficlets

[grace122]

bro- tbh i’m just tryna be punz and foolish’s pet- like okay- 1st of all; a poly relationship with them would be *magical* but also just being used by them as their pet would be so good-?? like their dynamic would bleed so well into sex-

“who’s your daddy” punz would moan, thrusting into your sore hole, you struggled around foolishs cock for a moment before pushing off of him, “you are punz!” you whined, trying to jerk foolish off while punz thrusted in all the places that made you twitch. “and who’s your sir?” he asked, slamming a bit harder, making you arch your back and roll your eyes. foolish caressed your cheek as you felt punz’ question leave your mind. “awh- think you fucked her dumb” foolish laughs and leans in closer.

“who’s your sir baby?” he asks again, though even this time the feeling of punz railing you and the attention you were being given had the words lost in your mind. but your floaty head came back fast when punz landed a harsh smack to your ass and your chin was gripped tightly. “answer me, slut, who’s your sir?” foolish demands, “you! you are foolish!” you cry out, gripping his thigh and tightening your grip on his cock. he groans and thrusts into your hand, “fuck baby, ‘m close, gonna let me cum all over your face? gonna pain you in my cum and make you suck me clean” he groans, forcing your head back down on his dick.

gRRR I LOVE THESE MF HIMBROS

- 🚏

LITERALLY BARKING FOR THESE MEN OMFGGG

#graces anons #🚏anon

[lesser-mook]

SUPERMAN BLUE, Superman mutated and became Electro Lite edition lol

It was a good run. Authors tried something different. And Supes was out of his element, and had to figure out a new powerset all over again

He even fucked up a chase and almost hurt people cause of his power glitches, it showed just how much work he put into his reputation of knowing what the hell he's doing. When people look at him as a loose cannon.

Which is partly why My Adventures With Lois-Chan insisting Clark be in a city while he doesnt know or seem to care that he's developing random unpredictable destructive powers on a weekly basis- is so agitating.

Lore Superman cared enough to figure it out first in isolation, and not risk Heat visioning a mfs face off accidentally because he's just that fucking stupid to want to care to figure out what it is before just suddenly using it like no problem in a convenient situation that CONVENIENTLY needs the heat vision specifically-

Bra- Vo.

KidsWB would be proud, Jake & Writers.

Now in the case of something developing after he left the farm, well you're in luck, cause the lore covers that too, hence the COVER:

When the blue shit phase happened, lore wise, he got scanned & seen for it so he can know what was going on- before and after.

Not just Traaal-la la la la 🎶 Skipdidee do DUM headass in his day to day like nothings wrong, not knowing what could happen next like he doesn't know he's a goddamn alien.

"My Adventures" Clark is an adorable fucking dumbass. Zero IQ points. (Which is the point I suppose, because this "Clark" being an idiot act… actually is not an act lmfao. He is that stupid in that universe lol.)

Got your Himbro = hunky dumbass Clark Kent, at the expense of Clark Kent.

Well done writers.

And my man in EP4 got the nerve to fire off the heat scopes with such precision like we seen him train with that shit. Thought they was lowkey with that. Unfortunately I'm watching the show, gotta do better than that. Dude was suffering the entire day last time, now he an expert? Cause if it were Rey or Danvers, or any other Mary Sue, i'd be on their ass too. Stop rushing through the shit, the Episode is like 21min. Where are you going in such a hurry? Slow tf down and tell a story & not just a plot point, Jesus.

Frfr, we'll see if the "BLUE" torch gets passed on, OR instead, a good opportunity gets "passed" on.

#superman #superman blue #dccomics

[sharkshenanigans]

Thank you to @cloudysapnap for providing the stream and timestamp!

Sam, Foolish, Punzo and their Love Triangle fuled by Ant & Gumi

Continuation to [this] ask from a few days ago!

Punz: *asleep*

Everyone: *trying to wake him up*

Punz: *don't care, didn't ask, still asleep*

Ant: Alright Foolish. You're the only one, who can call Punz to wake him from his slumber.

Foolish: You think? *Grabbing his phone*

*this is so long, rest under the cut!*

Sam: [...] he's the only one, I'll face time Punz right now.

Gumi: He has to choose one of you. Love triangle right now.

Sam: *calls and gets to voice mail*

Gumi: Who' s gonna be the second male lead, eho's going to have to cry alone at night. Foolish the male lead is always late! [?]

Foolish: Oh.

Sam: If you call and he picks up for you I'm gonna be so sad.

Foolish: *laughs*

Gumi: Someone needs to go to his house and kiss him. *cough* Foolish *cough* Sam *cough*

Foolish: What?

Punz: *texts Gumi and ghosts everybody else*

Sam: *claiming he also got a text from Punz*

Foolish: You know who called him last tho...?

Ant: It's okay, Foolish. Keep telling yourself that. [2X]

Foolish: I'm just saying. Maybe he heard me calling, and it woke him up. You know what I'm saying? Like he could just like feel it. He could like feel it.

Gumi: Did you blow a kiss like through the phone?

Foolish: No. No I didn't.

Gumi: I'm pretty sure Sam did and that's why he woke up...

Sam: Exactly I did. I did do that. *Says he also left him a message and repeats it*

Sam: 'Maybe I'm the main character.' Foolish said.

Foolish: *laughs*

Punz: *finally joins*

Punz: Hello! Sorry I'm late, I fell asleep.

Foolish: Aww, you're so sleepy!

Sam: I was just saying how much I loved you, the whole time we were waiting for you.

Punz: Aw! Wait, I heard someone say 'I love you' when I joined, was that Foolish?

Foolish (grinning): No.

Gumi: That was Boomer.

Punz: Oh.

Foolish (overlapping): You really thought- He, he thought it was me! He thought it was me!

Punz (overlapping): I thought I heard Foolishes voice. Foolish said something. No, Foolish said something

Foolish (still grinning): He wanted it to be me.

Foolish (to chat): He really thought.

Bonus:

Punz: Wait, Noahs here- Wait there's two Noahs! Two Noahs!

Foolish: *smiles*

#thank u once again to cloudysapnap for the stream and timestamp! #and of course to the asker who brought it up in the first place!!! <3 #punz #foolish gamers #ppsat #antfrost #gumi #awesamdude #boomer #noah #im sorry i dont know who the second noah is im so out of the loop #sylvee #mcyt #my clips #himbros #cute #deffo flerting #like what was that punz #LMAO #the i love you truthing #from the man HIMSELF #and foolishes little smirk #such a menace #ask #anonymous #anon #cloudysapnap #pummel party #compilation

[pomellon]

Some random little trivias for the dsmp dragon au now that I got more world building out!

George on top of being colour blind is also scent blind in this au. While he can subtly smell the secondary scent of the dragons he’s bonded with, he has a really hard time smelling the emotional shifts.

Bad and Foolish are both leviathan aged and sized dragons, but their amulets make them able to stay in the size range of young adults. Should the amulets be removed they would return to their natural sizes. They’re also bonded thornmates.

Punz is Foolish’s first bond in over centuries, but the bond took hold during an undercover mission in which Punz was just supposed to blend in and gather intel. While he really enjoyed Foolish’s company he left when he got what he needed, not realising the faint scent of sea salt and orange blossom he had smelled over the past couple of days was Foolish’s secondary scent. Likewise Foolish didn’t realise the smell of honey and spices had come from Punz. Both of them feel kind of sad and confused after they go their separate ways, and don’t realise why until they bump into each other again. Certified himbros moment.

#georgenotfound #badboyhalo #foolish gamers #punz #himbros #funz #dsmp #pom talks #dtk+ dragon au

[carry-on-my-wayward-gays]

Punz pulling Foolish around a corner just outside the main area at Twitchcon. They're both giggling and trying to be as quiet and as stealthy as possible.

Punz stopping and putting his hands on Foolish's waist, his middle and index fingers slipping under Foolish's belt loops and pulling him closer. Foolish's own hands fall short of resting on Punz's shoulders before the blond presses a kiss to his smiling lips.

Foolish sighs and kisses Punz back. His hands are left suspended in the air.

Punz hums against Foolish's mouth and part of the younger melts. He presses his hips more into Punz which earns him getting his bottom lip bitten. Foolish giggles and slings his arms over Punz's shoulders, leaning on the blond.

Punz huffs and pushes Foolish back. They separate for air, foreheads pressed together.

"I'm... so mad we can't share a room." Foolish pants.

Punz chuckles and pecks his boyfriend's lips. "Mmm I know, so sad." He says sarcastically and presses another kiss to Foolish.

"It's only for a few days. Then we go home." Punz says. His fingers slip out from Foolish's belt loops and go over the curve of his ass.

Foolish's breath hitches. Punz smirks guessing there was a coherent thought behind those pretty eyes.

"Are you sure I can't come over to yours later? Just.. Just us. We don't have to fuck, but just spend some time together?" Foolish asks. His hands fiddled with the hood behind Punz's head and he uses his best puppy eyes. And they were good puppy eyes...

"Fine, you big baby. Only for a while though." Punz compromises. Foolish accepts that in stride, grinning widely and pressing a long kiss to the blond's lips.

"We should really get back," Punz kisses Foolish back, chasing after his lips when Foolish pulls away playfully. "Before people get suspicious." He pants when Foolish holds his face with one hand, resting his chin in his palm. He's slowly losing control over this situation.

"Just a little longer," Foolish purrs. Punz doesn't fight it, simply lets Foolish kiss him. He can act annoyed later. For now he's making out with his gorgeous boyfriend in a quiet hallway away from prying eyes.

#my himbros can have a lil kissy kiss as a treat #ok now i gotta tag this bullshit /lh #punz #punzop #foolishgamers #foolish gamers #funz #himbros #dsmpshipping #suggestive #making out scene #ficlet #drabble #shadow's scribing again

[mellointheory]

Happy BHM! Hi! I'm Mello and I write fics mostly focused on the ppcrew members of the dsmp (Punz, Ant, occasional Foolish and Velvet as well). I tend to write a lot of religious themes and aus, and if I ever write a fic that does not involve blood or smoking in some capacity you will know that I have been killed and replaced. Here are some of my fave/best ones, with some snippets from them as well!

Hallowed Devourer, a gods and angels au where Punz is an angel of DreamXD wandering the mortal realm.

“I’ve cleansed you.” XD says in satisfaction. “Not a trace of rot remains. You’re pure now, and so I send you to those who are not.”

Punz reaches up and stretches his arms over his head, opens his wings wide until the feathers seem to reach from end to end of the island they stand upon. The hunger gnaws at his belly like a living thing.

“What do you want me to do?”

XD grins with the void of his face.

“Make them fear me.”

Broken Mirrors, Bleeding Hands, a himbros-focused au where Punz is a demon summoner and Foolish is his guardian angel

“Maybe it was compassion that I lost,” Foolish says finally. “But I don’t really know.”

“If you were really compassionate you would have just killed me by now.” Punz isn’t sure if they’re even being fair, but nor do they care.

“I will,” Foolish says gently. It sounds like a promise, and it’s more soothing than it ever really should be. 

“I’ll kill you when you fall too far,” the angel promises. It’s the kindest Foolish has ever really sounded.

God's Favorite Angel, a canon compliant fic exploring the concept of Punz and Foolish as the favored entertainment of DreamXD

Punz forces one last breath into their fragile lungs and XD pulls them under.

It’s like being on fire, being submerged in that pool of bled gold, dragged in by the hand around their throat. Then an arm slides under their shoulders and lifts them from depths. Molten gold streams from his skin as XD bends over him. The god’s arms are wrapped around him, keeping him from sinking back under the surface of the pool. He’s whole again, fractured body healed by the liquid they float in.

“I can fix you,” XD says tenderly, setting Punz down. It holds out a hand to them, taking a step back. The surface of the pool ripples around its robes.

“And I feed you, that’s the way it goes.” Punz reaches up and takes his hand.

Rafflesia Hearts, a velvetfrost focused superhero au following villain Velvet and hero Ant as they get way too mixed up in both the Crimson and each other.

“You saw the video. I can’t fucking do that again. That’s not hard to understand, right, cutie?”

“Don’t call me–”

“I’m not trying to manipulate you. I’m being dead fucking honest here.” Rafflesia takes a deep breath and lowers his hands. His fingers wind around each other and for a moment he’s almost entirely motionless, just standing there and staring Ant in the eyes. “I need your help, Grimalkin. I need you to save me.”

Ant growls.

There’s no way he’s this weak, right? There’s no way he’ll just give in and agree again, help the desperate, shaking man who stands in front of him. 

Right?

These are just a few examples of my more popular ones; I hope you enjoy!

#antfrost #punz #velvetiscake #dreamxd #foolish gamers #mello writes #dsmp fanfic #long post

[dteamain]

Let's celebrate! we got Himbros content this week again! there was some lovely moments - i'm thinking especially of the Rocket League stuff with Punz and Foosh and Corpse. So much amazing fun in that stream section and they sounded like they were having so much fun I had a giant smile the whole time.

🎤 🎉🎉🎉celebration🎉🎉🎉🎉

i feel like doozers are constantly catching dubs i should become a doozer

#anon #confessional