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meetmeintheflowers · 1 year
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the funniest thing to me about the folgers incest commercial is that those two characters absolutely did not have to be siblings. the ad would have worked just as well if they were in a long distance relationship and he came home. instead, folgers corporate saw two actors dripping with the most insane carnal sexual heat chemistry in the history of visual media and said yep looks like an average brother and sister duo to me. and that’s what christmas is about, charlie brown
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I think borrowers during the holidays are either panicking or having the time of their lives. If their bean family leaves for the day, they have the whole house to themself. They could just go on a borrowing spree and when the beans get home they’re all so tired that the borrower can just keep borrowing cause everyone is asleep.
On the reverse side…if their bean is the one hosting. Oh god no. The noise would be so loud. Children screaming and playing, people chatting, not to mention that the food would be so tempting to the borrower. They’re hoping that maybe the beans will leave the kitchen just for a few seconds so they can swipe some food but no one is leaving the kitchen and it’s annoying as hell!
Now technically this goes for any holiday but, imagine finding a borrower while celebrating the holidays with family. Maybe the fam is doing a tradition and no one is in the kitchen and craving just one more bite of something you go to the kitchen to see a borrower holding some of the food. The absolute panic this borrower might feel in the moment. Imagine if it wasn’t you who found them, maybe it was your aunt you screams mouse causing everyone to either scream or try and catch the poor borrower. Maybe it was your younger cousin who thought the borrower was a toy and grabs them only to bring them to you shouting “LOOK AT THIS TOY I FOUND!! IM GOING TO KEEP IT!” and that’s assuming that they go to you and don’t just stash the borrower away or show their parents.
Depending on who sees the borrower would change what happens next. Some people might keep them a secret from the rest of the family, either helping them out by sneaking some food for them or basically kidnapping the borrower so they can chat later, although kidnapping someone is still pretty bad. Especially if the person takes them home without any warning. Now the borrower is MILES away from home! Then there’s the scenario where the whole family gets involved. Maybe an uncle slams a jar onto if the scared borrower, and after doing so shows them off saying “it’s not a mouse but check it out! It’s a lil dude hahaha!!” Which could end very badly for the borrower. Who knows what’ll happen when an entire family knows they exist, let alone are captured by them! Hopefully one family member “accidentally” lets them go, resulting in them getting scolded or something, but the borrower is super thankful that this one bean, out of the whole family, freed them.
The holidays have so much potential for borrower stories and it can fit into whatever holiday you celebrate!
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existennialmemes · 4 months
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Secular Seasonal Well Wishing:
May your Feasts be plentiful and your Uncomfortable Social Obligations be brief!
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tigerbears · 1 month
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simdertalia · 4 months
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skiz-zen · 4 months
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Advent Calendar Door 15: Nani Pelekai
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freakinglegs · 1 year
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Ignore how shit this is but family photo!!! This is my first time drawing more then half of them but it will not be the last 😈
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night-market-if · 5 months
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Happy Thanksgiving 🦃!! Idk if the holiday exists in TNM, but hypothetically, what would the cast be thankful for? And more importantly, what would they bring to Thanksgiving dinner?
I think there is a Thanksgiving like holiday within the Night Market. It is probably more about observing the idea that it was founded on and more about found family.
Hazel would cook everything for dinner. I mean, that girl would have a spread that would fill her entire apothecary and open the doors to anyone who needed to come for dinner.
Milo would bring a keg of bear and probably a lot of kafe. And he would most likely be Hazels errand boy and run to the market for her to get anything she needed.
Malcolm would home bake several pies and make sure that Milo was not bringing anything inappropriate.
Gabriel would bring wine. Fancy ass wine that he would expect everyone to sip appropriately.
Belladonna would bring a human so she could eat and so she could make everyone uncomfortable.
Pen would bring a very large turkey. And ask for everyone not to question where he got it.
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medicine-and-molly · 6 months
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i can’t wait until it’s acceptable to play christmas music all the time
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thelastgherkin · 1 year
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HOLIDAY OPTIMUS PRIME
Here comes Optimus Here comes Optimus Right down Optimus Prime
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rrcenic · 5 months
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“i am agnostic and hate capitalism” i say wearing my mass produced cheap christmas pjs and listening to a holiday playlist
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tofreezetime · 1 year
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wishing you a very merry christmas
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existennialmemes · 5 months
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It's December now, which means I have officially checked out
Please do not Expect Things from me, possibly ever again, but for sure not in December
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saturdaymorningmuses · 4 months
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nailsandinspo · 1 year
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bunnyseahorse-blog · 4 months
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food allergies and special diets make the holidays sorta scary
some people don’t understand straight up and sometimes they frankly can’t be educated about it.
Foods at potlucks are not labeled. I accidentally ate crab dip once. Looked like cheese and I didn’t have a big reaction but it was spooky
other people don’t bother to make anything you can eat. They will hand you food and you will wonder what’s in it and maybe it’s hard to ask so you just don’t have it. If you don’t eat they will feel bad. If you bring your own safe food they feel weird sometimes
people will sometimes make something that is gluten free or nut free for you, meaning well, but if they don’t understand cross contamination then you can still get sick or have reactions.
if you feel bad bringing your own food, refusing food in a nice way, or asking for ingredients, please don’t. It’s not your fault you get sick or swell up. Allergies and intolerances are not ur fault. You have every single right to consume what is safe for you.
same goes for food preferences like not eating meat, being vegan. Being on a diet. Do what makes you happy. If you are recovering or sober and someone is pushy about alcoholic drinks, that is their deal. Not yours
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