#the i am not pregnant got me

[keepthetension]

still stuck on porjai, visibly pregnant, flirting with night

who fucking goes for it

i only know the asian culture i grew up in, obviously, and not thai culture. but the social stigma of being unmarried and pregnant? and having the nerve to still be flirting?? that's not the Good Girl thing to do, and i remember the way the Not Good Girls were treated and talked about where i grew up

so porjai actively trying to get dates? night finding out she's pregnant with her ex's kid and just. being fine with that? big deal to me

#last twilight the series #am i stating the obvious? maybe i'm just stating the obvious #because if you 'fucked up and got yourself pregnant' then you'd better hang your head in shame #flirting? with a nice boy? when you're in *that* condition? shame on you he deserves better #can't say i've ever given much thought to this type of scenario popping up in my gay little shows but #shocked to see it happen #i know moonlight chicken had a pregnancy storyline but those two were already together. and planned to get married #this is a different thing #and it genuinely makes me emotional #wow i sound VERY bitter huh #oops

[newt-clan]

Praying that incel dies as fast as Lilacstar so we can get a Foxstar.

@bitterclan Foxflit supremacy.

#I am actually in love this Foxflit its not even funny #I love this girl so much its so fucking funny how she keeps rejecting him #that time she went ahead and got pregnant like a moon or two after Rimestar confessed had me dead #Also bitterclan was probably my biggest influence to make Newtclan I love these silly guys so much

[creedslove]

hi besties i'd like to inform you all that i am pregnant after seeing pedro at the golden globes last night

#random #personal #i am pregnant #pedro got me pregnant

[leon-on-the-froggy-chair]

Luis' entire existence is threatening my asexuality card

#listen I'm generally not interested BUT IF LUIS SERRA WERE TO MANIFEST IN FRONT OF ME SOMEONE'S GETTING PREGNANT AND IT AINT GON BE ME #forgive me i am having a moment of weakness over this man #i feel like every hormone i was built to feel for real people just got concentrated towards RE characters #cough staring at Ada too #this experience is like that funkytown × closer mashup on yt #obscure reference but if youve heard it you understand my constant condition #luis serra

[etirabys]

81k and I are a weird match. he seems like a 10x engineer to me (hard to tell from the outside, of course) but he thinks software is kind of an arbitrary specialization and yearns to be good at drawing. whereas I'm moderately good at art but think it's approximately a worthless skill that it's almost, like, sinful to invest more into in, and software is the true test of my intellect and character which I have failed

#rambl #the boyfriend with quantities #(I gave notice for my job this week; my best brain hours were going to it and leaving me much less able to do wedding & family planning) #(I got a ton of great pregnancy advice recently and I was like... I can't execute on this right now. something has to give) #(like I am not pregnant right now but it sounds like an excellent idea to do pregnancy specific physical therapy so it's less hellish)

[nanamin-nah-nanamine]

You tell a nigga you’d peel his orange for him and suddenly he’s threatening to give you a baby😒

#bunny tmi 🔞 #bunny babbles #like excuse me sir #I am the baby😭 #fuck you mean you gonna get me PREGNANT ???! #that is a threat to my mental health and physical wellbeing #you got child rearing money??? #en ESTA economia???

[dylanconrique]

under the cut is the absolute last i will be speaking on this subject matter.

let me firstly just put it out there how fucking ridiculous it is that i have to even address this discourse, and remind a fandom of, let's face it. fully grown adults. (or mostly fully grown adults) how to behave in a fandom. no one in the fandom should be seriously getting bullied over something as miniscule as a dating timeline that literally none of us can pinpoint, and i'm not the only one from the looks of it who is receiving this kind of backlash. all we know is that one of them said near the end of s5 (can't remember who) that they had been dating for "a few months". a relatively loose term that from my understanding means any number 3(to 7???) or higher, so you can interpret that number to fit your narrative any way you like, idgaf. but i am going to tell you this once and for all now....

grow... the fuck up. stop cowardly hiding behind anon calling people stupid for how they personally view the timeline. you do not know everything just because you have gone through a pregnancy, and have no right to belittle anyone who has not gone through a pregnancy. (because "oh they got together after angela got pregnant and she gave birth at the end of the season, and it takes 9 months to make a baby blah, blah, blah — god shut uppp!!!!!)

if it really matters that fucking much to you to go all sherlock holmes and go on do a deep dive to figure out the timeline, cool. you do you. i personally do not care to invest so much of my time hypothesizing on something so confusing that i can't confirm, and that you cannot confirm either.

february will come around the corner soon enough and we can all huddle around our tv's and wait for confirmation that again, let's face it! we're never likely to get. at least not in the first few eps anyway.

until then chenford fam... i want you to do better, and be kinder to people. i'm honestly so disappointed to see such a darkness come from this fandom.

#*carly catalogs #chenford #holy fuck some of you are being really fucking annoying about this #i'm turning anon off until monday i can't do this bullshit anymore #let me ask you this #how far along was angela when she found out she was pregnant? hmm?? #oh! oh! what's that? you don't know?? #well of course you don't cause again what do you know about television timelines??? #especially in the rookie universe where nobody discloses anything???? #you know absolutely nothing that's what #most women don't find out their pregnant till around the 8 week mark (which is roughly 2 months) #so if tim and lucy got together shortly after she found out she was expecting again #.... and she had her baby in the last ep #then mathematically (TO ME) they have been dating around 6-7 months (aka A FEW MONTHS) #DISAGREE ALL YOU FUCKING WANT BUT I AM DONE #i'm gonna log off and cool off some steam and make myself some food #hopefully when i come back ya'll will be back to normal

[syxnewt]

GRU AND HIS WIFE HAVE A BABY!??????

#IM NOT FUCKING WITH YOU #GRU FROM DESPICIBLE ME GOT PREGNANT AND HAD A KID IN DESPICLANLE ME 4 #I AM WATCHING THR TRAILER NOW FLABBERGASTED

[carcarrot]

daley @bawnjourno tagged me to make my ultimate 20-song sparks setlist and here it is!!! also tagging @ron-do-i-get-to-sing-my-way @whompthatsucker1981 @dinkydiamond @kitclock @nocribdoll @eddie-rifff and anyone else who wants to do it!!

#thank youuuuuu daley and everyone else don't feel pressured if you don't wanna #ok now on to explaining my choices. #take me for a ride is how the band walk out like this year but they do the whole rest of the song which already kills me instantly #completely optional suggestion to perform check out time 11 am in robes like the single cover. anyway moving on #its important to note that ideally leos carax joins them onstage for when youre a french director #i originally included take me out with the ffs medley but figured it should be kept to sparks songs only. #however id die to see them do take me out on their own. i require it . for the choreography alone. moving on #the order of these wasnt planned but having missionary position go to more than a sex machine and then she got me pregnant is hysterical imo #and finally i really (Really) need them to do wunderbar again. it probably wont happen but oh we can dream. a great show ender i think #im sorry this turned into the top 20 songs where that man hoes it up setlist but what did you expect from me #spars

[soldier-poet-king]

Can ethical clothing brands be size inclusive BC i can't make my own clothes but also I keep having to buy the majority of my pants from old Navy because they actually fit my short leg, round middle, thick thighs self

#its not my fault genetics and meds mean i carry all my weight in my stomach #and if my pants dont sit right i look pregnant #and ethical brands are made for tall thin elves #not my ugly ass #i am IN TEARS #my Frank and oak order got delivered today (i had a gift card) #and its all gotta be returned #and idk what im gonna use this store credit for since im apparently a whale for their pant sizing #the biggest size available fits my middle but is comicsllt large everywhere else #and im tired of squishing myself into pants that muffin top me #and im not the right shape for plus sized its really JUST midsection weight from meds #i am going to fuckin *** #its good friday im supposed to be prayinf but im in mental hell #and my mother is watching Hallmark movies at volume 500 theres no escape #and I promised myself no video games today bc good friday fast #anyway i dont LIKE skirts generally #but i get the appeal bc theyre easier to size for my mii shaped ass #just. absolute apple shaped unit #yes i hate myself SO much

[apollos-boyfriend]

YOU WATCH JAIDEN OVER SPARKLEZ????? you have truly changed, icarus.

i’m going to expose myself with this one. i rarely ever watch jordan live nowadays. i am a vod girlie 95% of the time. partially because i use captainsparklez vods to fall asleep, and partially because i only get the time to watch his stream when none of my mains are live, which is. extremely rare as of late

#muse talk #anon #i’m sorry for shattering anyone’s perception of me #i Do get frequent updates of when shit is happening #which is why when i liveblog it’s always the Big Moments #bc i am Informed of shenanigans and must see for myself #but. most of the time. it is vods for me #it’s just a lot easier bc like. jordan streams are short. concise. #missing one isn’t really a Big Deal. at most i’ll moss some shenanigans and homoeroticism #however. if i miss. say. a qsmp stream. god only fucking knows what i miss #you look away from those fucks for two seconds and suddenly one of thems pregnant there are three new relationships #someone’s placed 3000 mines everywhere one of the eggs got kidnapped one of the players got kidnapped #and all of that is somewhere within a like. 8-10 hour vod #keeping jordan for the vods is just Much Easier than dealing with the alternative

[if-loki-was-a-fox]

Fun fact : Aimsey is 13 months pregnant

"Every time the baby tries to come out, I just suck it back in" -Aimsey, 2024

This is such an amazingly absurd ask to send without context

Especially given that I don't properly watch or post about Aimsey, so I would be absolutely baffled and befuddled right now if I hadn't happen to have seen this clip earlier today

#this is so hilarious to me idk even why #I just got out of an annoying time at school and I am blessed by the tumblr gods #the only thing saving me from absolute confusion rn is that I happen to watch all of Aimsey's youtube shorts #me answering asks #thanks anon! #cw pregnancy #<- kind of ig??? in the form of a CC joking about being pregnant

[hauntingblue]

LUFFY!!!!!!!!! I HAVE BEEN CONVERTED!!!! LUFFY BELIEVER FULL TIME!!!!! LET US WORSHIP THE SUN!!!!

#luffy deflating like a balloon..... be serious 😭😭 #MOMO NOT BEING ABLE TO HEAR LUFFY!!! oh kaido going for the others now..... law could hear his voice too??? #NAMI BEING THE FIRST TO STEP UP!!! CHILLS!!! THIS TIME STEPPING UP TO WITNESS THE HORRORS!!! YEAH!!! #yamato really does carry the spirit of oden straight up.... motivating his son and everything... #i feel like i am going insane... I CAN HEAR THE DRUMS!!! nami telling luffy to not die and fulfill his promise WHO ELSE HAD A PROMISE???? #is this why his fruit awakened.... because nami reminded him of the promise... omg..... THE DRUMS!!! CHILLS!!!! THE SMILE!!!!! IM SO HYPE!! #talking tag #watching one piece #episode 1070 #i am smiling so hard rn. contagious #also the cp0 that died for this ajdja.... suffering from success.... #THE BOUNCING SOUNDS!!!! THE DRUMS!!!! THE SMILE!!! SANJI JUST VOLTING AWAKE??? see the clouds over his shoulders remain.... as i was saying #you know this has me realising maybe shanks isn't all that bad and stole the fruit from the gov so they couldnt get hold of it #hiyori saying how oden kept hia promise but also how he wanted to keep the promise of opening wano for joyboy #THE KANJURO THING!!! HIYORI WATCH OUT!!! oh its gonna burn orichi by accident YEAAHHH!!!!!!! FUCK YEAHH!!!! #the animation is so fun.. luffy just junping around and shit while hia destruction power is MASSIVE #this is so!!!! kaido complaining about being bored and having fun thru fighting AND HERE COMES LUFFY WITH HIS LOONEY TOONS GOOFY FIGHT!!!! #they knocked this shit out of the park!!! also END CREDITS????! #episode 1071 #momo saying kaido got fat 😭 actually kaido got pregnant <3 yamato you're going to be a big brother congrats!!! #the eyes 😭😭 damn luffy flew away and exploded... 😞😞 skipping rope with kaido omg.... everyone should go outside and see this... #we are welcoming here in the luffy believers... barto is gonna enlist hundreds of new members #law is luffy believer number 1 damn the speech he is giving kid... omg kaido bonked him ajshaksjak that was so good he needed witnesses.. #nami worried abojt luffy being dead and when he appears she is just like WTF IS THAT!!!!!! HUH???!! #wait a second ooohhhh kaido is goong down too fuck yes akdjaksj momo and yamato peeking over the island jahdksk #THE DRUMS BEING HIS HEART I CANNOT GET OVER IT!!! Kaido shoukd be puking up his insides by now but alas this is so fun BOIOIOIOIOING #FIRST TIME SOMEONE ASKS LUFFY WHO HE IS AND HE DOESN'T SAY MONKEY D LUFFY FUTURE KING OF THE PIRATES. HE SAYS ITS HIM. STRAIGHT UP!!!! #NVM HE SAID IT!!!!! GOD IS THAT YOU????!!!! #episode 1072