Natasha: You know what, honey, I’m glad that we’re just keeping this anniversary simple this year.
Bruce (frantically waving off the marching band): Hahaha, me too.
Avengers role swap au! Hulk!Tony
When he was kidnapped in Afghanistan, his kidnappers exposed him to gamma rays, hoping to replicate the super serum effect. Unsurprisingly, it failed, and Tony suddenly had to deal with a new, angry and red alter ego. Unlike the Bruce Hulk, Tony’s Hulk is less huge and clumsy, being more lithe, sharp and clever, a lot more dangerous and sly. Tony typically keeps his cool and doesn’t hulk out thanks to his many gadgets, preferring to fight his battles by relying on his technology. Tony Stark has tried his best to eradicate the Hulk, but so far he’s had no luck. Burdened by this mutation, Tony now feels as though he has to try his best to contain his inner monster. It isn’t until the New York battle and joining the Avengers that he realizes being the Hulk could possibly do good.
Marvel July Day 4: Hulk 💥
Happy 4th! 🇺🇸🎇
Merry Marvel Marching Society poster
by Marie Severin
Steve Rogers: “I took the serum because i wanted to fight for my country, my legacy has helped save millions of lives!”
Bucky Barnes: “I got captured while fighting in world war 2, i was forced to take the serum and then i was mind controlled and my arm got taken”
Bruce Banner: “about that-“
“What does Hulk smell like? I bet he smells nice.” - Ned Leeds 2017
Me: But like…does he though?
Tony: Two years ago today, I married my best friend.
Tony: Pepper and Natasha are still mad about it, but Bruce and I were drunk and we thought it was funny.
Natasha: This is my ex boyfriend, Bruce.
Bruce: You’ve got to stop introducing me like that.
Bruce: I’m her husband.
Bruce: Your eyes? I get lost in those.
Natasha: Your happiness? I live for that.
Tony: A room? Get one.
Peter: Hotel? Trivago.
Natasha: Hey Bruce, are you ready for our date?
Clint: You hurt her, and I will staple dead birds to your car.
Steve: *pretends to stretch his arms and puts arm around Bucky *
Bruce: *looks at Natasha*
Bruce: *pretends to stretch his arms and accidentally hits Natasha in the face with his elbow*
Natasha: Oh, I’m thinking some very unladylike things right now.
Bruce: That’s my girl.
The Incredible Hulk
“that’s my secret, Cap : I’m always angry.”
Directed by Louis Le terrier Cinematography by Peter Menzies Jr.
Bucky: Hey, man. Did you touch my drumset?
Bucky: It’s weird ‘cause it seems like someone definitely touched my drumset.
Sam: Yeah, that is weird. ‘Cause I didn’t touch ‘em.
Bucky: HEY! DID YOU TOUCH MY DRUMSET?
Sam: HEY, KNOCK IT OFF!
Bucky: I know you touched my drumstick…because the left one has a chip in it!
Sam: Are you fucking crazy, man? You sound insane! Do you realize that?
Bucky: Fuck you, Sam! I know you touched my drumset! And I wanna hear that dirty little mouth admit it!
Sam: Get out of my face or I’m gonna roundhouse your ass!
Bucky: Do you swear on your mom’s life that you didn’t touch it then?!
Sam: I DON’T HAVE TO SWEAR TO SHIT!
Bucky: THAT’S BECAUSE YOU FUCKING TOUCHED MY DRUMSET!
Tony: It’s your fault you dropped your hot pocket. You should have checked before you tried to walk into the other room.
Thor: You know Clint, you can’t walk through a door that isn’t open, even if it is glass.
Clint: Yes, thank you, Catherine obvious!
Clint: I said “ Thank you, Catherine obvious!”
Steve: Did he just say Catherine obvious?
Tony: It’s captain obvious.
Natasha: The expression is “ Thank you, CAPTAIN obvious”.
Clint: It isn’t Catherine?
Bruce: Who would Catherine be?
Clint: CATHERINE COULD BE A CAPTAIN!