#the inherent drama of it

[houseswife]

infinitely funny that wilson turned vegetarian while house was in prison to show that he’s moving on with his life and is capable of making personal changes that don’t revolve around his boybestfriend situationship but then the MINUTE they reunite he’s like “let’s get dinner! I’m craving MEAT 😋😋’. what kind of symbolism is this. I’m going to say a slur

#house md #hilson #house/wilson #gregory house #james wilson #greg house #hatecrimes md #‘meat’s back on the menu’ headass. #at least when will said so there was a double-entendre reason that wasn’t inherently gay. although that too #why are you as a character ina. medical drama bringing up the flesh metaphors #I suppose it’s about indulgence and withdrawal and consumption. or whatever #bringing us back to the addiction motif… #as well as the Penis imagery of course

[chinelacanta]

i love putting dragon in Situations <3

BIG FAN of the ‘dragon is xebec’s son’ but i can’t decide if i like it in a funny way or a sad way 😭. do you think dragon thought he’d loose his father’s love if he knew he was taken in by a marine. do you think he mourned garp’s favor when he also failed to be a ‘good man’ and turned to revolution, that he wasted garp’s life efforts in saving a child from evil and a life lead to a death sentence. do you think dragon grieves that he managed to disappoint both his fathers. do you think that when he held luffy for the first time he realized he was no different then xebec, that he’d condemned his child to the stake for the crime of existence, a life of loneliness if he lived, a forced marine career and shackled dreams from his only ‘relative’. hey man what if i cried real hard abt it

#god i dont ask much #just one (1) dragon centric fic one shot where he Copes with things #it will never happen and for that i weep #probably definitely not canon but i like to imagine xebec as an Ok father #dudes not great but like 😭 let dragon have a good parent in his life #this au to me is literally ‘at first i loled but then i serioused’. i cant be trusted to have nice dragon thoughts #this au probably exists for the powerscalers BUT I DONT CARE IM RECLAIMING IT FOR THE THEMATICAL VALUES #THE INHERENT DRAMA #AURGHHHHHHHH #monkey d garp #monkey d dragon #one piece #my art!!

[chris-mclean-has-me-by-the-neck]

Owen, peacefully existing: “Hey guys! It’s me Owen 😋-“

The td fandom: “SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FAT ANNOYING PIECE OF SHIT!! ALL YOU EVER DO IS EAT AND FART!! 💢EAT AND FART 💢

YOU DIDN’T DESERVE TO WIN TDI YOU INSUFFERABLE TUB OF LARD! HOW DID YOU EVEN PULL IZZY?? IM GLAD SHE DUMPED YOUR UGLY FATASS WHEN SHE HAD THE CHANCE! THIS IS WHY ALEJANDRO IS BETTER (and hotter) THAN YOU! YOUR PARENTS HAVE NEVER LOVED YOU AND I HOPE YOU FIND A CORNER TO CURL UP IN AND STAY THERE FOR THE REST OF YOUR PATHETIC LIFE UNTIL YOU SLOWLY STARVE AND DIE.

BURN IN HELL 🔥🔥🔥”

Owen: “😦..”

“I-I can’t have fucking shit here.”

#total drama #td #tdi #td owen #please I love owen y’all he doesn’t deserve the amount of hate he gets #the td fandom when fat people: 🤬🤬🤬 #the td fandom when an inherently nice character wins: 🤬🤬🤬 #the td fandom when unattractive/nice characters: 🤬🤬🤬 #the td fandom when cruel/attractive characters: 😍😍😍😍

[total-drama-brainrot]

World Tour Assistant Noah AU (where he is always an assistant):

In London (instead of Duncan and Gwen kissing), Noah gives Alejandro the grossest and messiest kiss ever, to try grossing out Alejandro into stop flirting with him... But ironically, Alejandro enjoys the kiss out of spite!

Noah: Alejandro, that kiss was a mistake.

Alejandro: A sexy mistake.

Noah: No, just a regular mistake.

Alejandro: You'll eventually come crawling back to 'the eel'.

Noah: The only kind of crawling I'm doing to you is away... from!

Alejandro: Mi Amor, you're obviously confused and charmed. 💙

Anon, the mental image of Noah dragging Alejandro into the messiest, grossest kiss imaginable to try and curb Alejandro's interest in him is sending me.

Because Alejandro literally Frenches a pineapple on international television in canon. You can't convince me that he wouldn't unironically enjoy the grossest tongue wrestling sessions imaginable. Noah's plan to make himself as undesirable as humanly possible backfires because the person he's trying to gross out is A Bit Of A Freak and actually enjoys it.

Which leads me to imagining Alejandro trailing after assistant Noah like a lovesick puppy, since Noah's shown at least an inkling of reciprocated attraction- at least in Alejandro's eyes. After all, why else would Noah practically drag him into the confessional and make out sloppy style with him? There's sparks there.

Here's me pushing my affection-starved Alejandro agenda. The moment someone he cares about gives him even a scrap of positive attention he'd be hooked. Noah practically dug his own grave with that kiss.

And Noah's just staunchly denying it all the while, trying to justify his actions as his misguided attempt to repel Alejandro, and no one would believe him. What kind of idiot thinks kissing the guy who's been flirting non-stop with him is going to do anything but egg him on?

Noah, apparently. He's stubborn in his defence despite literally no one believing him. The only person who's convinced Noah's not into Alejandro is Noah himself. (He's delusional.) I would like to know what sort of mental gymnastics Noah went through to think the kiss was a good idea, though.

And then Alejandro using any excuse to bring up the kiss, and consequently flirt with him? Golden, love it. Everything about this scenario is just really funny.

#confession time: i find all kinds of kissing gross. maybe that's the aro in me speaking but it's true. #something about swapping spit is just inherently disgusting to me. that's what makes it so funny. #anyway noah gives alejandro the wettest most revulsive kiss imaginable and alejandro pulls out a proposal ring #total drama #td alejandro #td noah #alenoah #assistant noah au #others' ideas #replies

[thebramblewood]

Lilith does a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad thing (because she's big sad about her brother moving out and getting a life of his own).

Previous / Next

Misael: [dubiously] You’re GoldenSerpent1891?

Lilith: That’s right. Are you surprised?

Misael: You’re just… not what I was expecting. I’m n1ght_wr4ith. Obviously. But, uh, you can call me Misael. What’s your real-

Lilith: Let’s not waste time with pleasantries. I’ve got what you need.

MIsael: Where did you find it? How did you find it?

Lilith: A lady never tells. Let’s just say I have my ways.

Misael: Well, how much do you want for it? [mutters dejectedly] Probably more than I can offer.

Lilith: It’ll cost you nothing so long as you do what you say you’re going to do with it.

Misael: I know my quarrel with the Sages. They snuff out any magic stronger than their own just to steal it and keep it under lock and key with their stifling ranks and rules. But what do you have against them?

Lilith: [hisses] You ask too many questions. Do you want this thing or not?

Misael: Of course!

Lilith: Silversweater and Faba are practically sawdust already. They won’t put up much of a fight, so don’t waste your energy. But watch out for Ember. If anyone knows their way around dark magic, it’s that insufferable fucking know-it-all.

Misael: [sneers] Not even Morgyn will see me coming. If this book holds the spells I think it does, they’ve been banned in the Realm since before those geezers’ time. They won’t stand a chance. And when they’re gone, those stupid floating space rocks will finally fall apart for good.

Lilith: Let’s hope for your sake you’re right. You wouldn’t want to end up on my bad side, now, would you?

#ts4 #sims 4 #ts4 story #sims 4 story #simblr #story: hzid #lilith vatore #me going to great pains to save the full face reveal until the end even though we all know who it is 🤣 #i was just living for the drama of it all #alternate caption: the perils of being extremely old incredibly bored inherently chaotic and supremely jealous #i love imagining lilith with her cringe username spending hours trawling a sages hate group for the most unhinged person there #lest we forget lilith is the villain in this story

[temporaerthaervaerk]

I really am a sucker for dual male lead media where they appear as complete opposites only to end up being eachothers foils and somehow also ending up being completely depended on eachother despite of (because of) their differences

#bonus: they aren't *really* different they just appear that way #something about supplementing eachother and growing together #something about the inherent drama of being confronted with a person completely different #and still seeing part of yourself in them #under the skin #d.p. netflix #weak hero class 1 #bbc merlin #the gifted #nbc hannibal #supernatural #bbc sherlock #oh no here comes trouble #millionaire detective #buddy daddies #the devil judge #beyond evil #sk8 the infinity #hikaru no go #manager kim #i'll add more later because there *are* more

[marzipanandminutiae]

if you make a period drama or fairytale retelling with queer or trans characters but nothing especially 21st-century about it

and then call it "updated" or "modernized"

you owe every LGBT person $500

#lgbt #gay #queer #period drama #fairytale #queer history #we are not inherently modern!!!! we have always been here!!!! #you are contributing to the attitude that queer/trans people are A New Thing!!!!

[thefiresofpompeii]

house is alive house keeps itself alive. House that perpetuates its own haunting and amplifies it like a feedback loop. ouroboros house . self-cannibalising house, pointless, meaningless, full of stolen souls yet so empty. and it’s christmas eve and there’s a murder mystery stuck on repeat. you can never leave. you are nothing and nobody and you die and work and die and work and die and

#and it’s even an allegory for the dehumanisation inherent to a society stratified by social class #seconding a mutual go listen to chimes of midnight #chimes of midnight #audio drama #doctor who #dw #eighth doctor #big finish #haunting #gothic #ash tree lane #jamie.txt

[totaled-drama]

Hi, green heart anon again 🥲 unfathomably stressed at the moment, could you draw anything rajbow related? Little League or not it does not matter haha

-💚

I’m sorry you’re stressed out!! I hope your day gets better /gen

#total drama #marsh’s td art #total drama bowie #total drama raj #rajbow #it’s been a little while since I drew these two being sappy ajdhsjsh #I think hand kisses are usually supposed to be greetings and such #i dont remember if they’re inherently romantic or not but I wanted to draw it because I thought it’d be nice #anyways I hope your day gets better green heart!!!

[is-that-sand-in-my-waffles]

I think that we as a fandom moved on too quickly from the fact that Obi-Wan canonically lived in a cave ON PURPOSE for TEN YEARS. This poor sad pathetic broken man moved to the hellhole that is Tatooine and when confronted with the choice of where to live and watch over Luke, PURPOSEFULLY CHOSE THE LEAST COMFORTABLE OPTION, PROBABLY BASED SOLELY ON HOW MUCH SELF-LOATHING HE WAS DEALING WITH AT THE MOMENT.

#Hey Obi-Wan. Buddy. Maybe it's not the ghosts of your past keeping you awake. Maybe it's your spine crying out after 10 years of NO BED #He has a house in A New Hope! Was that an option this entire time? #obi wan kenobi #It's the drama inherent in his lineage #NO MATTRESS FOR ME ONLY THE HARDEST OF ROCKS FOR SOMEONE WHO HAS FAILED THEIR PADAWAN BROTHER AND BEST FRIEND

[fuedalreesespieces]

inuyasha after sunrise fucks him over for the hundreth time

#sunrise does NOT like his ass #imagine hating ur show's own main characters so much u inherently sabatoge their characters by adding unecessary lines #like im literally going back and forth between the manga like “this didn't happen”???? #i feel like they hate inukag genuinely #from that eh kiss scene to the cutting out of crucial inukag moments of development to adding in kikyo for drama #plus that god awful sequel that fucks them over into the next dimension #anyway enough ranting #inuyasha #inuyasha anime #inuyasha a feudal fairy tale #inukag #anti yashahime #inuyasha art #“art” LMAO #shitpost

[floral-alchemist]

Beat for beat there is so little difference between Marcille from Dungeon Meshi and Gilgamesh from Gilgamesh. Literature has always been and always will be about mixed-race snobs fighting the gods after their queer rival-turned-lover is prematurely killed by a monster and I think that's beautiful :)

#marcille donato #gilgamesh #dungeon meshi #my posts #both are also about the inherent drama of being a domestic animal #but that's more complicated of a subject

[mirakurutaimu]

Hi Mira! I don’t know your orientation (nor do I need to), but I have seen some people in my circles “have discussions” about your orientation. Would you be willing to issue an order of “FUCK OFF” to them?

lol

#askmi #i don't use labels for specifically this reason #buncha drama queen discourse vultures gotta label and categorize everything #for a community so inherently anti-police us LGBT motherfuckers sure do love to act like cops at eachother online huh? #for the record my 'orientation' is “i like what i like” #i don't think about it nor should anyone else 😎

[hephaestuscrew]

A book asks the reader to imagine any sensory input of the story, whereas a film or TV show provides both sound and visuals. Audio fiction lives in the space between these two approaches. I think there's a unique power to that middle ground. I love how audio drama asks the listener to co-construct their sensory experience of the story.

Audio drama allows me to simultaneously experience 'This character feels real to me because I've heard their voice' and 'This character feels real to me because I've pictured them myself'.

What the characters are experiencing is both directly presented to me and left to my imagination. There's no page or screen between me and the story. It's there in my ears. It's there in my mind's eye.

There's a strange sense of intimacy to that, the intimacy of feeling like a fly on the wall during a conversation or of hearing a character speaking as if directly to me. Perhaps it sounds contradictory to say that experiencing a story only through sound allows me to feel uniquely connected to that story, but that's one of the reasons why I love audio fiction so much.

#I am conscious that this is very much the perspective of a sighted and hearing person #and I hope that doesn't come across weirdly #I'm just trying to articulate how I feel about it #This is no shade to books/films/TV btw #They are also excellent mediums with their own strengths #Honestly the main reason why podcasts are my primary form of media consumption #is probs that I'm bad at setting aside time to read/watch things #rather than necessarily because of the specific power of audio fiction #but the particular magic of audio fiction is a nice bonus #I don't really buy into the idea that reading is 'active' while watching video is inherently 'passive' #but under that way of thinking audio fiction is kind of between passive and active in an interesting way #podcasts #audio drama #audio fiction #the empty man posteth #I'd be interested to know if this resonates with anyone else or if it's just me #Also another element to this which makes it weirder is that I have a pretty weak visual imagination #so when I say 'mind's eye' that tends to mean vague concepts for me rather than actual images #but it still helps me feel connected to the story in a unique way. Idk

[weneedatdcharacterwho]

We need a Total Drama character who is crushing on a "man's man" type of guy character, so she decides to act and dress more masculine to get his attention. It doesn't work for him, but it definitely awakens something wlw in a different camper

#total drama #total drama island #'love triangles are inherently boring' not if I can help it #wait is this just Twelfth Night

[road-rhythm]

"[Pairing] should talk through their problems like adults!" Nah, they should make them all worse and then fuck about it

#I kid #it is perfectly reasonable to prefer to read about your faves treating each other well #it is perfectly possible to write about them constructively addressing their issues with mature communication #and do it with style #grace #humor #drama #intense characterization #and a gripping plot #healthy does not have to mean boring #neither does nice #and I get annoyed by insinuations that grimdark stuff where everybody is terrible to each other is inherently more sophisticated #than stories where the conflict comes from something else #and the character arcs aren't necessarily about being an asshole #my id also just really happens to like a trash fire 🤷‍♀️