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why-is-it-always-autumn · 6 months

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Eleven of those statements are canon to Homestuck, or at least strongly implied. One of them was made up by me.

#this should be getable if youve read homestuck and the bible #and hopeful less than obvious if youve only absorbed it through osmosis #im pretty sure only 11 of these are true this time #homestuck #the signless #the sufferer #kankri vantas #the jesus fandom

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siegesquirrel42 · 5 months

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churches shouldn't be allowed to advertise. like we all know who jesus is, lads. those of us who aren't interested are tired of hearing about him

#also i'm like #90% sure he specifically said you can't do that #the jesus fandom

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maybe-its-just-cringetown-love · 1 year

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#i am having thought #polls #jesus #religion #god #theology #christianity #the jesus fandom #jfc #jhc #i don't even know #this is for science #march #isn’t it like lent rn #ex catholic thoughts

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missabbynormal · 24 days

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When you really think about it, Easter is a metal holiday despite the pastels.

#easter #spring #the jesus fandom #pastel aesthetic #happy easter

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ragtimebanshee · 6 months

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"this is fine," but, my brother in Christ, is it true, noble, right, pure, lovely, admirable, excellent and praiseworthy?

#Lead me to the building #The Jesus fandom #Idk

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emboldenedbirdbrain · 2 years

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Modern Christians have such a fuckin superiority complex when reading the Gospels. Bestie if you heard a guy tell you to eat his flesh and drink his blood you'd be confused too

#the jesus fandom #christianpost #trans christian #evangelicals dni

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henriediosa · 2 years

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Written for homework. Posted on Hellopoetry in November 2021.

Seeking out the strongest signal, All my mind is radio static. Though I have no holy hymnal Shouldn’t this be automatic? Some say you are wind and water, Some say you reside in Rome. But I knock, and get no answer; God, are you not home?

#poetry #the jesus fandom

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takenene · 2 years

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i was digging through my craft supplies for safety pins and what i found instead is a rosary i bought on a high school trip to our most "sacred" place. it's pretty. i completely forgot about it.

so what i'm thinking is i'm gonna paint it over with glow in the dark nail polish and wear as a statement piece with the edgiest outfits.

because you know. the first thing they teach you here is that you should NEVER wear rosary as a necklace ✌️

#the jesus fandom

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why-is-it-always-autumn · 7 months

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You know, the ones that look like this?

#the jesus fandom #christianity #jesus #jesus christ #polls #my art

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diyvampyrism · 4 months

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researching bible questions as someone who isn't really religious anymore is so frustrating because all the first sources on google are like faithlove, lifeandhope, or churchy mcchurchface whose main goal isn't to give you just the facts but something "to think about" or "pray on"

#and im not buying another fucking bible #and i sure as hell aint reading it again #jesusblr #jesus posting #i just want to know why we dont have more stories about jesus as a child #why are some books just stories and others not #dont even get me started on the apocrypha #religion #religious talk #bible study #the jesus fandom

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creantzy · 2 months

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What if Jesus and Dostoevsky were something more than oomfs…

#bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #fyodor dostoevsky #fyodor dostoyevsky bsd #bsd fyodor #bsd anime #bsd #jesus christ #bible fandom

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missabbynormal · 4 months

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The apple Adam and Eve ate was definitely a Honey Crisp. If it was a Red Delicious, we would still be in the Garden of Eden.

#the jesus fandom #garden of eden #adam and eve #apples #a-corndog-named-schibbs

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am-i-the-asshole-official · 6 months

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Am I the asshole for getting my best friend killed?

I swear to God, it was an accident.

My (27) BF (34) has a reputation for getting himself out of any jam you can imagine; and at first it was just a fun little thing the friend group noticed: there goes Oily J wiggling his way out of trouble again. but as the meme evolved in the group, it got to the point where we'd loykey started getting him into situations just to see how he'd get out of 'em, and he akept getting out of em. He was having fun with it too same as us. "Oh you guys," he'd say, "getting me into situations again," before laughing it off and getting out of it, so it was enrichment for our shared enclosures, and as time went on, the situations got more intense.

The trouble is, it turns out that putting a man in too many situations eventually gets the police interested. And not local hobsknockers cops either; they was like, proper three-letter FEDs. They put out a bounty on any information pertaining to his capture and everything. It was good money too so I thought, hey why don't I put J in another situation he can wiggle out of like always (and he'd wiggled outta worse before, so I thought this one'd be relatively mild), and at the next boardgame night (cause it was too late to do anything special for this one) we can buy some extra strong booze and get absolutely blitzed while having a giggle about the situation.

Boardgame night, and we were playing some social deduction nonsense or another and he says: "One of you is gonna betray me tonight." and I can't help but think, looking back on it, that he knew. It's stupid, I know he was talking about the game, but the way he said it, it was like he knew. We all felt it, and we had a big round robin round the table taking turns promising that we'd never betray him. And I said it so easily cause I thought it was true. Sure, I was gonna talk to the feds about a bounty; but, I fully expected my big beautiful oily boy to wiggle his way out of the trouble I was 'bout to cause, and that's not a betrayal. I wasn't lying. I didn't think I was lying.

My big beautiful oily boy didn't manage to wiggle his way out of it. They killed him and I got my blood money. He's gone.

He's gone and I'm devastated, crying, mourning. I loved him so much. We all did. And I can't stop thinking that it's my fault: that I'm the reason he's gone. and it is. and the guilt is eating me up inside. and I just need to talk to someone about it. So, I tell the rest of the group what happened in the group chat, hoping they'd understand that I didn't want this. I didn't want the government's blood money. It was supposed the be a prank. some joint enclosure enrichment. He was supposed to wiggle out of it like he always does... did, i mean.

They call me, among worse things, the asshole and kick me from the group chat. And, I know it's my fault he's dead: I know that. If I didn't do what I did, he wouldn't be dead right now. But, I didn't mean it for it to end up this way. He was supposed to be okay, damn it. I loved him. AITA?

What are these acronyms?

#aita #am i the asshole #fandom aita #unreality #i never know how to tag the bible ones #also i don't think this is explicitly jesus christ superstar but for some reason it put me in mind of it #so that's where the extra option is from idk #specifically in my head is one particular production of it that a friend showed me when we were like. 17 #anyway i'm in love with how this one plays with modern language #good enough to post on purpose

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terrifiedtrinket · 3 months

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