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Happy 20th Anniversary (!!!) to another important movie from my childhood and one of my all-time favorites, Treasure Planet! 🪐🌠🌙
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dandylovesturtles · 3 months
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Top Ten Posts of 2023
I decided, why not? ^^
I'm limiting this to fics/analysis/headcanon/etc posts I made during the year and skipping over anything that isn't my actual creative work. That said, if you're curious, my actual top post was this funky screenshot from episode 2.
10. Everyone's just fine with Donnie modding the moon buggy? (362 notes)
It occurred to me that despite being MASSIVE nerds for the Jupiter Jim franchise, the bros seemed awfully chill with Donnie taking an actual on-set moon buggy and modding the hell out of it.
A few people argued with me in the notes that the Turtle Tank is so cool no one could possibly be mad about it and I do think that's fair. The Turtle Tank is easily my favorite thing Donnie made in the show.
9. Splinter and Leo talk post movie (443 notes)
And then his dad walks in and says, “I would like to talk to Blue, please. Alone.” And suddenly Leo doesn’t feel so good anymore.
This is the most recent tumblr fic I've done (I think lol), so seeing it make it this high felt pretty good. I love Splinter and his boys... they make me emotional.
8. A headcanon about the Disaster Twins (445 notes)
I have a headcanon that the twins are lowkey always trying to get each other to laugh.
This is still true.
7. A showcase of Donnie's injuries in End Game (462 notes)
So everyone talks about Donnie getting his shell shredded by the Shredder in Many Unhappy Returns but I feel like it’s underappreciated that that happened to him coming off of getting his ass beat in End Game like
One of the first posts I made when I made this blog haha. Poor Donnie |'D
6. Donnie records everything (617 notes)
broke: Donnie listening to what happened in the prison dimension woke: Donnie showing Raph Leo’s big damn hero speech since he wasn’t there the first time
The main reason why this has so many notes is because @roseverdict wrote a great fic down in the notes that you should all go read.
5. Leo asks Donnie a favor (829 notes)
“You might as well tell me what you need,” he says, turning to his computer and pulling up his list. “I’ll assess it and prioritize.” “No, no, that’s okay. It’s nothing,” Leo insists. “Nardo.” Donnie levels his best stare at him. “What is it?”
I love writing the Disaster Twins being soft and you guys love it when I write it too.
4. Present Donnie and Future Donnie have a little disagreement (CAS AU fic) (1,242 notes)
“What was I supposed to do, tie him to a chair?” “Yes!?” says Mini-him like he’s stupid, which warrants a scoff.
Shoutout to @skcirthinq who doodled a comic version of their conversation.
3. Casey Jr. and Uncle Tello troll Present Donnie (CAS AU fic) (1,701 notes)
Casey Jr, says Uncle Tello’s voice. Uncle Tello? Do you want to see something really funny?
This is my actual fic with the most notes! I'm glad you all enjoyed this silly little take on what was actually an incredibly intense moment in Cass's original comic.
2. Mikey contacts the Hamato ancestors (2,054 notes)
future Mikey: *trying to contact the spirits of the Hamato for advice and guidance in the apocalypse* Donnie’s spirit: Hello, you are now communing with Donatello.
I can't believe you guys gave over 2K notes to the stupidest joke I've ever made. Shoutout to @nonymous06 for this artist's rendition.
and finally, drum roll please.....
My top post of 2023:
1. A very silly idea for a separated AU (4,283 notes)
non-angsty ROTTMNT separated AU where the boys meet online and bond over their shared love of Jupiter Jim and skateboarding and Lou Jitsu. Then one day they agree to meet irl for the first time at a con and decide to dress as turtle aliens.
This post spawned an adorable fanart by @thatsmutbean , this hilarious fanart by @onionninjasstuff , and an entire fanfic called new phone who dis by @rbtlvr
This has been an incredible year! My love for ROTTMNT has not diminished in the slightest and I still have lots of ideas, so I hope you guys stick with me for 2024. Thanks again! Happy New Year!!
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Working Lunch
Jim Hopper x AFAB! Reader
Plot? What Plot? It's straight up Hopper porn. It's not alluded to in this story but Reader is younger than Hopper like late 20's to his mid 40's as I'll probably string this, the Dirty Dancing story and others to come into a linked series of oneshots.
Warnings: Smut with a capital S, explicit language, explicit sexual content, oral sex (F receiving), p in v sex, creampie, rough sex, rough Hopper, size kink - we live for Dad bod! Hopper, semi-public sex? Light choking? Do better warnings shithead.
It’s a slow day at the diner, mostly due to the beautiful day outside, sun blazing in through the windows, making the vinyl booths almost too hot to the touch. You let out a huff, it’s bad enough that you’re missing the sunshine, but you’re also missing Hopper. The two of you have been super busy with work, helping Jane study, trying to fix up the cabin, most evenings you’re both so tired you crawl into bed with only a small kiss or two before succumbing to exhaustion. You thrive on affection, something that Jim was usually only too eager to give, so you’re feeling significantly touch-starved and needy.
You wonder what Jim is doing right now, it’s almost lunchtime, you knew from Flo that’s he’s barely been stopping to eat and when he does it’s usually from the station’s giant tray of donuts. A devious little idea starts to form in your mind, you could take Jim some lunch and maybe, just maybe get some attention whilst you’re there.
“Hey Donna, would you be ok for half an hour if I take some lunch over for Hop?” You ask your colleague, who is currently overfilling the sugar dispensers in a daze.
“Oh, sure sweetie take the time you need, it’s not exactly Grand Central.” She smiles, gesturing to the empty tables as you quickly make up a BLT, shoving it into a paper bag.
“Call me at the station, if it picks up.” You say, pressing a grateful kiss to her cheek.
The midday sun hits you in a stifling wave, heat gathering about your ankles from the burning sidewalk, you’re glad to be wearing your light pink work dress as you skip across the street towards the station.
It’s barely cooler in the building, despite the numerous fans humming and grating on every available surface, Flo has her nose pressed into a gossip magazine when you clear your throat.
“Hey there hunny, you here to see the Chief?” She smiles indulgently at you.
“Just thought I’d bring him some proper lunch for once.” You say shaking the bag.
“You’re too good to him, you know that?” Flo reminds you affectionately.
“I know.” You laugh, heading down the corridor, waving at Powell in greeting from where he’s stood by the xerox machine. 
  The door to Jim’s office is shut, no doubt to keep Callahan from bothering him incessantly, you knock smartly on the wood, buzzing with excitement to see the man on the other side.
“Yeah?” Jim grunts and you roll your eyes at his manners opening the door, he’s pouring over some paperwork, head in his hands not having bothered to look up, the air stale with cigarette smoke and coffee.
“Special delivery for Jim Hopper.” You chime, shutting the door with your butt.
His head shoots up straight away, the deep frown of concentration on his face morphing into a beaming grin that makes your heart swell and sputter. 
“Well this is a surprise.” Jim says happily, pushing his chair out, moving quickly around the desk. His large hands envelop your waist pulling you close, you wouldn’t be surprised if the heat from his palms burn a hole through your dress.
“It’s lunchtime, can’t have the big, strong, Chief of Police going hungry.” You smile, holding the paper bag aloft.
“You’re too good to me.” He murmurs, giving you a quick peck on the lips.
“You know it’s funny, Flo said exactly the same thing.” You tease, chasing his lips for a kiss of your own.
“She did huh?” Jim asks, eyebrow cocked, hands drifting down past your waist to cup your ass. “Well I can’t have my best girl going around thinking she’s underappreciated can I?” He teases, bringing you flush to his body, kissing you hard.
Your head is spinning as his tongue licks into your mouth, threading your fingers through his hair, moaning softly as he manhandles you, lifting you to sit on the edge of this desk. Jim hitches your dress up, hands disappearing under the fabric to rub along your thighs, his lips quirk up in a cocky smile when he coaxes another soft moan from your throat.
“So eager baby girl.” He croons, sinking to his knees in front of you, finger hooking at the waistband of your panties dragging them down slowly revealing your wet core. “Jesus baby, I’ve barely touched you and you’re already dripping for me.” Jim groans, placing heated kisses to your inner thighs, up and up, until his nose nudges at your sensitive clit, tongue swiping through your creamy slick before pushing in.
“Jim!” You gasp, head thrown back, fingers tugging at his short hair.
He growls against your cunt, hands grabbing at your ass, dragging you forward so his tongue fucks you deeper. You bite your lip to keep from crying out, aware that the majority of the Hawkins’ Police force is just on the other side of the door, but it’s hard to concentrate when Jim is lapping at your pussy in such a sinful way. Two thick fingers replace his tongue, stretching and scissoring, making you ready for his cock, the tip of his tongue now firmly focused on your sensitive clit, circling insistently.
Your body seizes, shivers wracking up through your spine as your orgasm pulses from your belly down to your curled toes and back again.
Jim is on his feet, frantically unbuckling his belt, unleashing his thick, girthy cock from the straining confines of his uniform, the tip ruddy and leaking heavily with pre-cum. You can only reach for him, with hooded eyes, head tucked into his neck as he leans over you.
“Fuck.” Jim grunts, lining himself up with your weeping slit, pussy stretching with a delicious burn as he works his way in. You already feel impossibly full, whimpering with each thrust, the edge of the desk digging into your back, your nails biting into Jim’s shoulders.
“You feel so fucking good baby.” He groans, hauling you up to his chest, capturing your lips in a messy kiss.
“Hop, fuck, want you to bend me over your desk.” You whine, licking the sweat from his exposed throat.
“Oh fuck, you’ll be the death of me.” He says in awed disbelief, pulling out, flipping you over and slamming back in, in one fluid motion, flicking your dress up over your ass so he can see his cock piston in and out. His large hand strikes the back of your thigh, leaving a welting red mark that makes you squeak, the sting only sending you closer and closer to your climax again. Papers, pens and clutter falling to the floor with the force of Hopper’s movements, fucking into you without hesitation, drunk on the tight, wet heat of your pulsing cunt.
“Jim, baby, I’m so close.” You whimper, tucking a hand between your legs to rub at your clit, feeling his heavy balls slap against you.
“Oh Jesus.” He huffs, his grip on your hips sure to leave bruises, there’s a knock at the door but Jim doesn’t stop if anything he drills into you harder than ever. “Go away - I’m busy!” He yells, breathing heavily.
“Yeah - Chief I have a question abou-”
“Callahan - if you don’t step away from my fucking door right now - I will fire your sorry ass!” Jim shouts and you have to stifle a giggle, which cuts off abruptly into a strangled moan as Jim presses against throat, hauling your back to his chest. “Something funny baby girl?” He growls in your ear, biting down on the sensitive lobe.
“Jim -” You whine brokenly, he bats your hand away from your clit, circling with his rough thick fingers.
“That’s it doll, come on my cock, lemme feel you squeeze me.” He encourages, voice rough and low.
The tight band in your stomach snaps, wave after wave of burning pleasure coursing through you, making your legs shake.
“God fucking dammit!” Hopper chokes, snapping his hips in staggered thrusts, his cum filling you to the very brim, leaning heavily against your back, trying to put his weight onto the desk, panting from exertion.
“Jim -?” You murmur weakly.
“Yeah baby?” He asks breathlessly, rubbing soothing circles over your back.
“We squished your sandwich.” 
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wen-kexing-apologist · 7 months
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🎇 and 🏆 for the bl ask meme :)
hell yeah, the appeal for more asks worked!!
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Favorite Ending
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I think my favorite ending is Moonlight Chicken. I love where we leave all the characters, especially where we leave Jim and Li Ming's relationship. I'm glad that we get to see Jim and Wen happy at the end there, but when I tell you that the show could have ended with the "are you tired?" scene and still been a 10/10, I do truly mean that. I love that Alan is able to move on from Wen; I love that Jim, the community pillar that he is, welcomes Alan in to the queer community he is so clearly missing; I love that Gaipa finally has someone that seems interested in him; I love that Jim finally moves past his hang ups around Beam; I love that Li Ming is finally seen as the adult he is turning in to; I love that Heart is finally seen.
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Recent Release You Enjoyed
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La Pluie
Shout out to @bengiyo and @lurkingshan for fighting tooth and nail for this show week in and week out. Everyone should watch it, it is a brilliantly and maturely written and handled. This show was, and honestly still is, underappreciated, and now that it is on YouTube and not just on IQIYI, I implore the whole internet to watch it. Subvert those soulmate tropes babyyyyyyy!
BL ask game
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In Theaters Now. http://Newsday.com/matt
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[Nice piece of writing by Jim Wright]
I have many friends on the picket lines in Hollywood at the moment.
And I am reminded of this one scene in the film The Thirteenth Warrior.
The Vikings believe their fates were written long before their birth and so they face their death in battle with indifference and maybe even glee and, above all, courage. The movie takes a great deal of time describing how these warriors believe they'll go to Valhalla where "the brave may live forever" and so there is no point in fear or any attempt to avoid your fate. And so they don't. They don't fear and they don't try to avoid death.
And, yet, while there are many, many great scenes in this criminally underappreciated reimagining of Beowulf, there's this one moment, less than 3 seconds on film, that makes the movie for me.
The Vikings have met the monster, they've fought with great courage against overwhelming odds, and they are now trapped in the lair of the Wendol. Many of their number have died by this point and they make a fighting withdrawal, becoming spread out down a narrow tunnel deep, deep underground. The scene is dark and chaotic and fraught with danger. One of the warriors, Helfdane (played by the brilliant Clive Russell) is wounded and can't run any further. He orders the Arab, Ahmed (Antonio Banderas), to go on without him and turns to face the Wendol on his own.
Ahmed goes on down the tunnel and after moment you hear distant fighting and know that the Viking has fallen at last.
When Ahmed catches up to the rest of the band, Herger looks over the Arab's shoulder up the dark tunnel and asks "Helfdane?"
Ahmed shakes his head. No.
And there's this moment. This fleeting second. This tiny brief flicker of pain and loss and FATE on Herger's face. The Viking, this warrior who truly believes the brave will live forever in Valhalla, who joked about the loss of comrades in battle and who has faced his own death over and over throughout the narrative with laughter and fatalism and cheerful indifference, there's this moment where his Viking stoicism cracks and you see for just a fraction of a second his sorrow at the loss of his comrade in arms.
It's an absolutely stunning bit of acting on the part of Norwegian actor Dennis Storhoi, who plays Herger, and if you blink, you'll miss it. It makes the movie. It makes these Vikings human, instead of the cardboard cutouts of most films.
That's acting.
That's craft.
That's art.
No AI, no matter how advanced, could duplicate that moment. No bit of software no matter how cleverly coded and animated could duplicate that second of raw humanity and pain. No computer generated character could transcend its programming to achieve that moment of greatness.
And so it is for a thousand other moments in film. In writing. In music. In art.
AI might imitate humanity, but it can never BE human.
If the bean counters get their way and replace human creatives with software then the future of movies and television will be one of bland cartoon imitation without those moments of brilliance that transcend the art.
Pay the writers.
Pay the actors.
Pay the musicians.
Pay the grips and the gaffers and the camera operators and the animal wranglers and the location scouts and all those people whose names appear in the end credits and we never bother to know but without true art could not exist.
If you're worried about profit, well, you could always replace the executives with AI.
[Thanks Jim Wright]
Business Executives always imagine they can do work without workers, make movies about people without people, write books without writers, make music without musicians, and make art without artists.
Strange how they can never imagine profit without themselves.
[Jim Wright]
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dabruzzy · 1 year
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Lyle is the only Legionnaire who gave himself his own powers on purpose (as far as I know at least), and I wish that was something that was explored more because it's so interesting. It says so much about him as a character that he chose to give himself the power of invisibility. I know it's presented as a thing he did just for fun, but I don't think it's a stretch to think that he felt pretty lonely for most of his life before joining the Legion, what with his parents being very absent and having only one friend during his childhood (that he later lost).
And the same goes for Threeboot Lyle, who also has a strained relationship with her parents (to put it lightly) and struggles with feeling underappreciated. But I think the fact that Jim Shooter intended for Lyle to be trans also adds another layer to her creating an invisibility serum, using her invisibility to hide herself because of her gender dysphoria.
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🍓(Hi Miles love you Miles)
hi Joy I feel like I haven't seen you on the dash in one million years I hope you are having a good summer and my compliment for you is that you are SO right about Oluwande and Jim's level of underappreciation in here, truly do not understand how everyone on planet earth is not in love with them to be honest, thank you for your service as #1 Oluwande appreciator and defender on tumblr dot com
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kingofthewebxxx · 9 months
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Headcanon
Why does Jim behave as he does?
This is a subject many have tried to discover for themselves but not many get close to the real mark. Jim has permitted me to share some information on himself so he can watch you all try and figure it out and then see where your minds go. Sorry about that, anyways here we go!
James suffers from psychopathy. This is different from affectionless psychopathy since although his parents were cold and even scared of him they still cared for him and met all the needs of their child and did their best to help him form attachments, Jim showed no such interest and preferred his own company, unless he wanted something from someone. This inability to form attachments and also the lack of desire to do so is the key difference between the two conditions.
He also once paid his private doctor to do a brain scan on him just because he was interested, the results are what he expected, reduced communication in the brain between the amygdala which is responsible for processing emotions and the prefrontal cortex which is responsible for regulating thoughts, actions and emotions. This could explain his seemingly reckless and even impulsive behaviour, those parts of his brain aren’t reviving enough stimulation, it also explains why he is always searching for the next big thing to keep him occupied; he can’t stand not being challenged or entertained in some way. James also has fewer dopamine receptors in the Thalamus, and less dopamine in the brain allows for more creative thinking than the average human brain. 
Jim may also have Narcissistic personality disorder or is he simply bored of being underappreciated and unable to take the spotlight.
Nevertheless, he is an evil person and none of this could possibly ever excuse it.
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tafadhali · 1 year
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End of Year Vidding Meme 2022
We’ve still got a couple weeks left in the year, but all my projects are for FV so I think it’s safe to post this. I’ve starred co-vids with @periru3!
Short Skirt Long Jacket (What’s Up, Doc?) [Festivids]
Sound the Bells (IT miniseries) [Festivids]
Man on a Wire (Hannibal)
Red Right Hand (Our Flag Means Death)
New Shore (Our Flag Means Death)
California (Mad Men) [FanWorks Minicon]
The One With More Feeling (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) * [FanWorks Minicon]
Cabin Boye Fever (Our Flag Means Death)
My Strongest Suit (MASH) *
Achilles, Come Down (Les Misérables) [plus the Red & Black edition]
it’s brutal out here (Yellowjackets) [FanWorks]
Hail Satan (Stranger Thing) [FanWorks]
We Kiss in a Shadow (I Have Dreamed) (multifandom)
Scary Monsters (Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark)
Girl Crush (multifandom) *
Favourite Vid of the Year: Ohhhhhh this is a toughie. “Hail Satan” is me absolutely in my feelings and it’s probably the one closest to my heart, but I think “Sound the Bells” might be my best one.
Least Favourite: "Cabin Boye Fever” is a real bit of silliness and I did it all while delirious with Covid. It’s fine.
Vid Most Unappreciated By The Universe: I’m really, really happy with how “Man on a Wire” turned out — with the song selection, the imagery, the bridge — and it feels underappreciated, particularly compared to how much love my first Hannibal vid got. (I know that one is a lot more fun and campier!)
Most Fun Vid: I’d say “My Strongest Suit” or “Girl Crush.” Both songs are absolute bangers that I can never help singing along to.
Vid With The Single Sexiest Moment: I wouldn’t call my vid output all that sexy this year.... maybe Babs and Ryan O’Neal rolling around on the floor in “Short Skirt Long Jacket”? Or, depending on what floats your boat, any of Ed menacing Izzy in “Red Right Hand.”
Most Successful: Probably “New Shore” or “Red Right Hand.” It turns out making vids to current fandoms that people are actually in increases engagement, haha. I was SO pleased with “New Shore” — both with how it turned out and with the fact that I found a use for that song.
Biggest Vid Fail: Hm...no major fails, but I would have liked to pull something together for VidUKon.
Hardest Vid To Make: The hardest technically was the red & black version of “Achilles, Come Down” — lots of frame-by-frame masking. The hardest conceptually was probably “Scary Monsters,” just because the source is very episodic and a lot of the story themes come through in text and audio.
Most Unintentionally Telling Vid: I don’t feel like I make vids like “My Strongest Suit” to be unintentional in my telling.
Last Year’s Goals:
- Continue to experiment and take risks! I think I managed this. I played a lot with black-and-white, most obviously in my remaster of “Achilles, Come Down,” and with aspect ratio.
- Finish at least one more Hollywood history vid. Yes, I was so happy to finish “We Kiss in a Shadow!” I had the idea a long time ago and it took me awhile to compile the source and make it into something I was happy with, but I really like the feeling of yearning I captured in the vid. The moment where Jim holds out his jacket to Plato is probably my favorite bit of any vid I made this year and one of the few times I make myself really emotional.
- Make a feelingsy serious vid because basically all I’ve been able to finish lately is fun pop song stuff. See above, but also I think this was a pretty big year for feelingsy vids from me. "Achilles, Come Down,” “Hail Satan,” and “Sound the Bells” are all kind of tearjerkers.
- Possibly make a treat for this year’s Festivids. I did but it was for @periru3 so it doesn’t count 🤦🏻
These weren’t goals I wrote down, but I also was happy to do another CXGF vid with Tess after an almost 2-year hiatus and to make several vids for current sources.
Goals For Next Year:
- Finish the big Buffy wip I’ve had on the backburner for awhile
- Make something for the None English Fest in February and the Vid Big Bang in March
- Make a character study vid for a side character
- This is really up to the vagaries of fate, but I’d like to attend FanWorks in person
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fractallogic · 1 year
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I may not be crying about academia plus my mom being dead tonight, but that doesn’t mean I’m not having this line from Jim in the pilot of The Office going through my head
I mean who else REALLY cares about semitic morphology and how it’s learned? Or how it’s processed? (The second answer is literally me and about three other people. The first answer is literally just me.) Who else wants to do conceptual thinking about how Distributed Morphology is a decent model of online morphosyntactic processing? (Again, me and four other people this time.) Or processing in language disorders specifically? (Me and one other person.) And yet I float all this research out to people and they’re like oh actually yeah that IS cool and interesting and important!! but no one else wants to work on it, because they all have their things and I have mine.
The textbook (so good, by the way, that one of the reviewers has gone public and has said multiple times IN PUBLIC that she can’t wait to use it in her classes) comes out and the author bios are like “the first two authors were forced out of academia against their will despite writing a whole-ass textbook, and the senior author is an overworked, underappreciated academic on a contract that has to get renewed every three years at the dean’s whim, basically, but ACADEMIA IS GREAT NO REALLY”
I already have two publications in 2023, and yes, they’re massive group ones, but still. It’s fucking FEBRUARY. I have one book chapter at the publisher, my paper that is still under fucking review because apparently it’s just gone there to die because the reviewers and editor can’t just say “yep great this has had two rounds of the most minor revisions let’s just say it’s good to go”, a paper that has literally just the discussion to write before it can be submitted, a paper where scone is running more subjects and i will be rewriting it while we’re in Vancouver, a paper that needs more writing but is in the last legs of getting to a draft, and at least one more paper that I think I can have drafted (but prooobably not in submittable form) by the time my postdoc is officially over in august. I have up to SEVEN goddamn papers that could be published in 2023. PLUS AN ENTIRE FUCKING TEXTBOOK.
And you’re telling me, jobs, that I’m not the best candidate for these positions? Bullshit.
Anyways, when I’m forced to leave academia, what will I do with all this useless knowledge in my head.
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i literally found your blog early yesterday morning, and i open tumblr this morning to do some silly little reading before i start running errands and!!!!!!
LAKE PLACID ONE SHOT?? ON MY DASH??? WIGJSBFJDH!!!!!
lake placid is SO underappreciated, and it's one of my favorite horror movie franchises of all time. it makes me so, so happy to see someone writing about it! your writing is amazing!
AHHH ANOTHER LAKE PLACID FAN!! @marinerainbow look!!
Okay so, full disclosure- I have 0 integrity and skipped movies 1, 2, and 3 and just watched the ones with Robert Englund in them 😅 XD I liked them though (Whats not to like about a franchise that knows its ridiculous? And- also- GIANT CROCODILES? I love a good giant predator XD), and I've decide to watch the others!! Especially 3, because that's the one where Reba comes in!!
Tell me tell me- is Lake Placid Legacy worth the watch?
Ahhhh, I'm just so pleased to hear from you though!! PLEASE come back and talk about Jim and Reba with me!! And- just- how hilarious these movies are XDD (I have to say my favourite bit so far is when, in Vs Anaconda, they're going to fetch Jim again outta the bar and Murdoch opens her own door and sticks her head out just to yell 'DOOR', or something, at the others before closing herself in again so they have to come back and open it for her??? XDD Oh my god XD That was great XD Haha)
And THANK YOU!! ^^ For your compliments, and coming to talk to me!! ^^ I hope you have a wonderful day!
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mirabilefuturum · 1 year
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Zsasz for the ask thing
sexuality headcanon: either bi/pan but not very interested or ace
gender headcanon: he could be nonbinary, eazy
a ship I have with said character: him and Falcone!! so hot and so underappreciated
a BROTP I have with said character: hmmmm him and Ozzy? they could destroy the city by just vibing together
a NOTP I have with said character: him and Jim, I could never
a random headcanon: he's Falcone's godson and after his family abandoned him Falcone raised him
general opinion over said character: he deserves a spinoff. as long as Gotham itself but well-written. and all the pizza with the girls
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mattydemise · 2 years
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24th of July, 2022. 11:40 p.m.
And so we reach the close of another day. After the spell of Jim Beam’s magic has worn off and the edges of life focus and sharpen again, we’re faced with the finished portrait of today. The paint now dry, the whiskey drunk, the smiles have thinned to the point they’re just neutral, pink lines again. What does this portrait of mine look like today? Picture me walking home from a party down a dark road. Black blazer, grey Soundgarden t-shirt, my favourite Gold chain that may as well be tattooed on me, black slim fit jeans, black Dr. Martens chelsea boots, my hair trailing out behind me as the breeze digs its way into my bones. The taste of bourbon on my lips. Hungry, lean, and looking forward to letting the hot water of my shower drench me and cleanse my sins. I came, I partied, I drank your nectar, and sat by your chimenea as the fire took the sting out of the winter air. Now I write this and I feel like smoking a cigarette. I feel like smoking a cigarette and listening to someone tell me about their problems and talk about their day. That’s the thing about parties, they exist in a bubble, their own little microverse. There’re no problems at parties and everything outside of that enclosure ceases to exist for a while. Sometimes though you just want to listen to someone, really listen to them, and provide an ear. That’s what I crave and savour. The simple act of listening is underappreciated in such a loud, obnoxious world. I just want to listen and, occasionally, share my perspective on things.
Matthew Marcel
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ozymoron · 1 year
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GASPS can you do gotham for that ask game?? 🫵 i wish to know your thoughts on the blorbos
blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most) edward nygma scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped) jerome valeska scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave) jonathan crane glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week) does pre-spray jeremiah count? i mean he has like 5 scenes lol poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave) post-spray jeremiah valeska (i hate him in a loving way and love him in a hating way) horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason) jim gordon eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell) edward nygma
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The Ultimate Disney Villain Showdown-Part Four
...Well, so far people's lack of actual interest is a little discouraging, but nonetheless I will press on with the final part that I'm sure you've all been waiting for: The Magic Users.
Coachman (Pinocchio)
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Human (Maybe)
Kind of a metaphor for child trafficking and/or a rewrite of Greek mythology's Circe
Does a remarkably good Wario impression
Strengths: Whip, demonic laughter, persuasion, deceptively jolly-looking appearance most of the time, creepy demon henchmen, apparent ability to forcibly shapeshift others
Weaknesses: Risk of future lung cancer
VERSUS
Judge Doom (Who Framed Roger Rabbit)
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Toon
Obvious villain
Played by Christopher Lloyd because the directors were too scared of Tim Curry
Strengths: Cartoon violence, intimidation, the Dip, physical strength, shapeshifting, henchweasels, played by Christopher Lloyd, cane sword
Weaknesses: The Dip, has to adhere to rules of cartoons just as much as anyone else
****
King Candy (Wreck-It Ralph)
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Video game character
Control freak
Sore loser
Strengths: Deception, manipulation, strength and speed (in giant bug monster form), flight (also in bug monster form)
Weaknesses: Skybeams (in bug monster form), insecure regarding masculinity, can't handle a little glitching
VERSUS
Oogie Boogie (Nightmare Before Christmas)
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Resident of Halloween Town
No-Account
Insectaphobe's worst nightmare
Strengths: Ability to turn into the shadow on the moon (?), henchkids (sometimes), awesome theme song, ability to breathe deep and pull people towards him like a reverse Big Bad Wolf, deceptively fast for his size, unafraid of cheating
Weaknesses: Greedy, self-serving, cowardly, just unravels the moment things don't go according to plan
****
Headless Horseman (Ichabod and Mr. Toad)
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Legendary
Maybe magic, maybe mundane
Just trying to get ahead in life
Strengths: Horse, sword, flaming pumpkin, undead (possibly), terrifyingly awesome laugh, catchy theme song, ability to pose dramatically against the moon
Weaknesses: Might be just Brom Bones in disguise, running water
VERSUS
Horned King (The Black Cauldron)
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Lich
Warmonger
Terrible boss
Strengths: Voiced by John Hurt, knack for making dramatic entrances, necromancy, barbarian army, gwythaints, intimidation, patience, manipulation
Weaknesses: Tendency to monologue to rooms full of dead people, abusive to underlings, temper, in a movie that's sadly underappreciated
****
Evil Queen (Snow White)
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Witch
Evil Stepmother
Based on Joan Crawford of Mommy Dearest infamy
Strengths: Potions, magic mirror, deception, manipulation, intimidation, huntsman, absolutely fabulous makeup
Weaknesses: Jealousy, vanity, pettiness, softhearted minion, lightning, virtually no nose, can't tell the difference between a pig heart and a human heart
VERSUS
Yzma (Emperor's New Groove)
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Emperor's advisor
Mad scientist
Probably reached octogenarian status decades ago
Strengths: Potions, cunning, scary beyond all reason, experience, surprising strength and agility for someone her age, manipulation, voiced by Eartha Kitt
Weaknesses: Kronk, vanity, temper, wrath
****
Dr. Facilier (Princess and the Frog)
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Witch Doctor
Designed to resemble Baron Samedi
Or possibly a pimp, depending on your point of view
Strengths: Manipulation, friends on the other side, half-truths, psychedelic powers, voiced by Keith David, cane, living shadow, genuinely catchy theme song
Weaknesses: Can't use magic on himself, temper, wrath, bad at paying back his friends
VERSUS
Rasputin (Anastasia-yes, I know it's technically not a Disney movie, but Disney owns WB so just let me have this)
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Yet another lich
Yet another person who's been overly villainized by dramatic license
Russia's greatest love machine
Strengths: Durability, evil magic reliquary thing, voiced by Christopher Lloyd AND Jim Cummings, totally awesome villain song, tenacity
Weaknesses: Impatience, temper, henchbat whose heart's really not in his work, falls apart whenever things don't go his way
****
Ursula (The Little Mermaid)
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Sea witch
Half-octopus thing
Just can't wait to be queen, for a change
Strengths: Deception, manipulation, preying on emotional vulnerability, potions, transformation, pet eels, other magical powers, yet another catchy villain song
Weaknesses: Animals can sense her true nature (and they really, REALLY don't like her), temper, not immune to wood
VERSUS
Madam Mim (The Sword in the Stone)
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Magnificent
Marvelous
Mad
Strengths: Shapeshifting, willingness not to play by the rules, adaptability, can change into a giant purple dragon, slight manipulation
Weaknesses: Sore loser, temper, germs, sunshine
****
Maleficent (Sleeping Beauty)
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Sorceress
Or maybe a fairy, it's kind of ambiguous
One of the scariest villains Disney has ever come up with
Strengths: Magic staff, pet raven, ability to shapeshift into dragon, creepy leitmotif, intimidation, evil laugh, lightning, fire, teleportation, hypnotism
Weaknesses: Incompetent minions, petty grudge-holding, not immune to swords
VERSUS
Magica de Spell (DuckTales)
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Sorceress
Scrooge McDuck's archnemesis
Yet another in a long line of abusive parents/guardians
Strengths: Magic amulet, manipulation, patience, dramatic declarations, intimidation (as long as she has her powers), pun-tastic sense of humor
Weaknesses: Pettiness, amulet that's not indestructible, canes, being kicked in the ribs
****
Jafar (Aladdin)
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Sorcerer-turned-genie
Former grand vizier
Should never be put in charge; he tends to go mad with power
Strengths: Snake staff, charisma, hypnotism, phenomenal cosmic power (in genie form), intimidation, manipulation, terrifying laugh, deception, willingness to play dirty, voiced by Jonathan Freeman
Weaknesses: Arrogance, itty bitty living space (in genie form), temper, impatience, jealousy, unwillingness to be second best, being smashed in doors
VERSUS
Emperor Belos (The Owl House)
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Former human
Long-time witch hunter
Current despot of the Boiling Isles
Strengths: Manipulation, gaslighting, ability to change into a giant gray-green sludge monster, intimidation, deceptively soft voice, secret-keeping, patience, persuasion
Weaknesses: Tendency to throw people away when they're no longer of 'use' to him, addiction to palisman soul thingies, addiction to killing Grimwalkers, inability to recognize own imperfections, obsessiveness, bigotry, splatting against walls
****
And last, but certainly not least...
Hades (Hercules)
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Death god
Murderous uncle
Hothead. Literally.
Strengths: Immortal god of death, manipulation, ambition, patience, biting sarcasm, fire power, intimidation, ability to unleash his inner used car salesman on a dime
Weaknesses: Temper, semi-competent minions, jealousy, weakness for making deals
VERSUS
Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls)
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Dream demon
Immortal being of pure chaos
Will return some sunny day
Strengths: Manipulation, possession, chaos magic, deceptively cute, nice hat, nice singing voice, piano playing, willing to play the long game, creepiness, enjoys pain-his or anyone else's
Weaknesses: Can't handle damage to his eye, temper, impatience, desire for instant gratification, existing as either an overpowered teenager or an overpowered toddler depending on the situation, prideful, greedy, can only control you if you let him in
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gotham, for the ask game
blorbo (favorite character, character I think about most): JERVIS!!!! JERVIS!!!!!!!! I THINK ABOUT HIM EVERY WAKING MOMENTS!!! SOME SLEEEPING MOMENTS TOO!!!!!!!!!!
scrunkly ( my baby character that gives me cuteness aggression, character development that is So Shaped) JONNY!!! My baby boy….
scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave) Bridgit :) my wife wife core
glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it): Ecco.. also my wife :DDD
poor little meow meow (problematic /controversial/otherwise pathetic fave) I know he’s not controversial or anything hes one of the most popular characters but Jerome. Just cause he’s pathetic <3
horse plinko (character I would torment for whatever reason): hehehhahahah Jim >:))) get in the plinko jimmy boy
eeby deeby (character I would send to super hell): I KNOW I said that I wouldn’t repeat any characters (Jervis applies to all of these) but for my hatred of one Jim Gordon is an exception. Get in the plinko ALL the way to superhell jimbo
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