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It is so funny to me that the Joker just hates Dick Grayson the most out of everyone in the batfamily.
And realistically, it's probably because he was the one who "took Batman from him and changed him to be softer", but I like to believe it's because Dick is funnier than him. One time, when he was Robin, Batman smiled when he made a joke or a pun and that just never happened when Joker made a joke (because you know, Dick was never a serial killer) and he is still salty about it and will be for the rest of his life.
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MY FRIEND THOUGHT JOKER JR WAS THE PRODUCT OF JOKER MPREG
"It's the Joker-Baby!"
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More quotes from my day turned into batman incorrect quotes for your day!
Joker: And now, the time has come for the jaw-dropping final act of the life of the infamous Nightwing!
Nightwing, pulling an uno card out of nowhere: Nice try, uno reverse!
Joker: Aw damn, you've foiled my plot again!
Jason: What?! All he did was pull out an uno card!
Joker: Yeah, an uno reverse card.
Jason: ??
Joker, handing over his weapon to nightwing: Well I suppose I ought to give this to you now.
Jason: You're just gonna give him your weapon?!
Joker: Well of course, those are the rules.
Jason: So if I had just pulled out my trusty uno reverse card back when you were trying to kill me, you'd have just, what? Stopped?
Joker: you had an uno reverse card on you?
Jason: No I didn't have a fucking uno reverse card on me!
Joker: Oh well that's a shame.
Jason: Are you kidding me right now!?
Nightwing: How do you not carry an uno reverse card around with you wherever you go at this point?
Jason: Why the fuck would I!?
Nightwing: Cause we fight these extravagant assholes everyday, they're all wack, of course they abide by uno reverse card rules!
Jason: Well gee, thanks for the heads up!
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Commission for the lovely @batsies-little-monster ♡♡
I had smm fun with this one they'd defff be such a power duo gotham is on its knees
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The Jokes of the Ghost:
While de-aged, Danny stumbles into the Joker's hideout. Nothing special; it's a Clown. Well, Danny can prank him! The spirits around him all told him what they wanted to do to this clown. But no death, they don't want his ghost near Gotham, but very far away.
So Danny was causing harm with playful ghostly antics that turned the Joker's plans into comedy. Danny played pranks on the poor Joker for already one month. The Joker can't even leave the room without getting a bowling ball in his balls or a stumple to fall on his face. The money he stole is gone, the food he eats is rotten, or worse, his car is frozen solid, or his weapons are fake guns.
Much to the amusement of Gotham.
Then, one day, an angry joker and the police see who gave him all the problems. It was a meta! Dressed in a Bat Onesie.
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"In hindsight, I might have gone a little dark on that last one."
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I know it's one of the most overused gags in comics, but the Joker going to enormous effort to assemble an elaborate and absolutely convincing disguise from the neck down, then refusing to remove the clown makeup will never stop being funny.
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jason [monologuing]: — after me there aren’t any other robins hurt at the hands of the joker, and i intend to keep it that way
tim [remembering the joker junior incident]: sure…
jason: wdym by that replacement?.. robin? tim what are you talking about!??
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