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inoghmia · 1 year
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I know I keep making jokes about batjokes but Bruce, buddy, what kind of poetic love letter till death do us part soulmates bs speech is this
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(Batman 2016 Vol.2 The Joker War )
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ciccerone · 10 months
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Harley Quinn VS Punchline (The Joker War) from Batman Vol. 3 #98 Art by Jorge Jiménez, Color by Tomeu Morey
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howlingday · 4 months
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Cinder: I don't understand why you would choose to follow a leader who doesn't respect you. Doesn't care about you.
Jaune: She does care about me.
Cinder: Does she? She has her one rule, doesn't she? The one that she stands by no matter what? "Do not kill." And yet, I'm still alive, despite the countless bodies that lead back to her decision, her choice to keep me alive.
Cinder: And there's you; another straggler caught up in her own little war that you never asked for. A war she dragged you into.
Jaune: ...You know what I think, Cinder? I think you're desperate. All these attempts you make to get her attention, and why? To be her friend? Her lover? Let's face it, you love Ruby, and you can't bear the thought of living without her.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jaune: IT'S SO PATHETIC!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Cinder: Stop it. Stop laughing. You don't get to laugh at me!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Cinder: Shut up! SHUT UP! STOP LAUGHING! STOP LAUGHING!
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fordarkisthesuede · 1 year
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I haven't seen anyone talk about this yet so I am now obligated to show y'all this statue I found
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I mean LOOK at this absolute beauty!!! He's GORGEOUS!!!
This is officially the Museum Masterline Batman The Joker Batsuit (Concept Design by Jorge Jimenez) statue, scaled at a whopping 31 inches tall! He big!!!
Apparently this is Jorge Jimenez' design of Joker in the [stolen] Batsuit in Batman #99 of The Joker War arc. (And none of y'all cycled any of those images around? lol come on guys don't hold out on me here)
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He's also pricey af (about $2K, not counting shipping) and sold out on half the places I looked, like BigBadToyStore and Entertainment Earth, but there's one left at CollecterzOwn if any of you have the means for it!
And I need you all to see the "bonus" head included with this baby because OMG HE LOOKS SO FUCKING GOOD
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STOP BEING PRETTY JOKER I DON'T HAVE ROOM FOR YOUR PRICEY ASS
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pppaniccc · 2 years
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The Joker War, Pt 4. Written by James Tynion IV, with artist Jorge Jiménez and colorist Tomeu Morey
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nfcomics · 19 days
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HARLEY QUINN no.1 • cover art • Derrick Chew [Mar 2021]
Ahem! You better read this closely, ’cause we’ve got a red-hot relaunch on our hands here—and I should know! Harley Quinn here to let everyone know that I got a brand-new monthly series here with a brand-new status quo. I’m coming back to Gotham City to make up for the sins of my past, and help the city recover from “The Joker War”! But there’s no welcoming committee waiting for me, your favorite Maid of Mischief! And between you and me, some real creeps are working to keep the city broken. We can’t let that happen, can we?
(W) Stephanie Phillips (A) Riley Rossmo (CA) Derrick Chew
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attackjester · 2 years
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youtuber apology video
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gigachad-joker · 2 years
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do you have a favorite joker storyline? which one and why!
Hello anon! I was hoping for a question like this because now it gives me a chance to regale you all with…
JOKER 2021 ISSUES #1-15
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Facing retirement Jim Gordon is offered a large amount of money from an individual who works with the court of owls to hunt down and kill the Joker. The reason for the courts involvement, and for other crime families involvement (The cannibal Sampson family and followers of Bane), is because of Jokers supposed attack on Arkham which led to the death of hundreds of inmates. (Ah, ah, ah, No spoilers!)
I love Jim Gordon's characterization in this comic series it’s so old man with unresolved trauma takes money to hunt down an aging clown. If you enjoy Bruce’s occasional self monologues in comics this one is chock full of them, but there all from Gordon’s perspective and….. I truly appreciate that. I feel like we never get to know what Gordon thinks about everything that has happened to him. Imo, comics always keep Gordon as this guy that reacts either with awe, sensationalism or frustration at Batman or they treat him like a dismissive informant and this ends up leaving his character feeling very 2D. This comic truly broke that mold for me.
I haven’t talked much about Jim Gordon and his family on here but I loved Black Mirror and deeply enjoyed the decision to make Gordon’s son, James Jr, a burgeoning psychopath who found The Joker as someone to look up to. A psychopathic male role model for an equally psychopathic kid. After what happened in the events of The Killing Joke and Barbara’s subsequent injuries making Jim’s son also suffer in such an unfortunate way truly felt like the right final kick in Jim Gordon’s balls. That’s also why I believe he was the perfect candidate to kill the Joker and we do see him struggle with that decision several times throughout the comic.
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There's a lot of references going on here too from past comics such as The Killing Joke, Black Mirror and The Joker War which makes reading this comic kind of feel like an insider only exclusive.
While this comic isn’t as flashy as Endgame or Europa or Death of The Family it really had me taken by surprise and explored incredibly interesting sociological aspects about cillian organizations both in and out of Gotham. If you got the time I certainly recommend reading this!
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deadsetobsessions · 1 month
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Sea Cryptic! Danny AU- Pt.4
[Pt.1] [Pt.2] [Pt.3][Pt.5][Pt.6][Pt.7]
Danny was sitting in the back, his backpack obnoxiously taking up the seat next to him, when the door to the lecture hall creaked open near silently.
“What are you in here for?” Danny asked the guy who crept into class. He sympathetically took his backpack off the Seat of Shame and allowed the guy to sit down. Funnily enough, they had the same hair and eye color.
“Gen Ed. Undecided. You?” The guy grunted quietly back.
“Environmental studies. I’m Danny.”
“Tim.”
With the implicit understanding of two people in a required class they could not give less than two fucks about, Tim and Danny tuned back into the lecture. When the class was assigned group work, Danny looked over to see Tim softly snoring, head slammed down on the table.
“Tim. Wake up, dude.” Danny poked his shoulder.
“Huh? Class over?”
“Nah, we got group work. Discussion board.”
“Oh shit, thanks for waking me up. Wanna team up?”
Danny shrugged. “Sure. We should aim to post it in the middle so the professor doesn’t read our answers to the class.”
“Yeah, sounds like a good idea. Any idea what we’re talking about?”
“Kind of?”
“Good enough for me.”
——
Tim Drake kept seeing Danny Fenton around on campus.
“Danny! Dude, what are you doing?”
Danny turned, gloved hands full of crumpled trash. “Picking up after the student population, apparently.”
“Didn’t think environmental studies was that serious.”
“Global warming is very serious, you jerk,” Danny smirked at him, crossing the grass to put the trash into the trash can. “Reduce, reuse, oil shouldn’t be spilled in water and all that.”
“Basic stuff,” Tim grinned. Nice, he basically had a friend past Bernard now!
They were friends, right?
“And yet humanity fails to comprehend it. Incredible. Incredibly stupid that is.”
“They get it. Major corporations just don’t care.”
Danny sighed. “True that. You on your way to your next class?” He took off his biodegradable gloves off (nitrile and nylon, baby!) and chucked them into the trash.
“I’ve got free time, actually. Prof cancelled for his daughter’s surgery.”
“Oh, shit, that’s rough! You wanna go downtown and join the strike?”
“A strike? What for?” Even as he asked, Tim hiked his bag higher onto his shoulder, ready to go. They fell into step as the two left campus.
“Apparently, Quillan Pharma was doing some shady shit at their manufacturing plants. I think it’s like killing kids, and pouring toxins into the ground.”
“Oh, shit.”
“Yeah. Oh! Poison Ivy’s gonna be there!”
Tim blinked. He casted a sideways look at Danny. Sure he’s been here long enough to know… but it couldn’t hurt to check. “You know she’s an eco-terrorist, right?”
“Okay, but like… people suck sometimes. And all she’s asking for is like don’t kill the planet. And she doesn’t do that whole mind control thing too much anymore! The Sirens are so cool. Plus, one of my best friends at home might actually kill me if I don’t try to get her autograph. Poison Ivy is like, Sam’s personal hero.”
Tim snickered. “Yeah, okay. Mind if one of my friends join? His name’s Bernard.”
“The more the merrier,” Danny nodded. “Ooo! Hot chocolate. Want some?”
Danny bought three drinks as Tim trailed behind, texting Bernard.
“He said yes.”
“Cool! We should meet up somewhere before the drinks get cold.”
Well, Danny got the autograph. Tim got a new friend, and Bernard got a drink from his crush.
——
“Oh, you’re the glowing dude that Batman always talks about!”
Danny blinked, eyes scanning the wing-like cape and the yellow emblem on the hero’s suit. Danny was indeed glowing, stars and nebulas freckling across neon green skin, and glowing hair the color of a white dwarf star, tinged with the blue from his ice core.
“I… have absolutely no idea who you are,” Danny lied, like a liar. He’s found a surprising niche of entertainment in messing with the local vigilantes and he’ll be damned if he missed this opportunity.
He heard a snicker from the comm lines as Red Robin visibly brushes it off.
“I’m Red Robin. Why are you picking up trash?”
“Picking up after you humans, apparently.”
The both of them blink, feeling a weird sense of déjà vu. A moment of awkward silence passed before they both shook it off.
“Are you here to help? No offense, but the track record for you people is terrible.” Danny strode over and grabbed a bag. He opened it, and shook it at Red Robin’s face. “See? Batarangs, these odd bird looking ones, the R’s. Seriously, pick up after yourselves!”
“Oh, woah, can we have these back?”
Danny yanked the bag back before Red Robin could get close. “Pay me. These were incredibly tedious to pick up. Especially the batarangs. I mean, I even found a whole bunch of old rusted ones in the middle of the bay. What did you do, dump an entire bag in there from the air?”
Red Robin sighed and took out a wad of cash, with tracking fluid all over it. Danny grimaced, smelling the odd scent on the money. “That’s not real cash. It smells off. Are you trying to give me counterfeits because you’re broke?”
Red Robin gaped, oddly offended. “No! They’re real!”
“Doesn’t smell like it. It’s stinkier than the trash. Go get the one with the money, the litterer. Tell him I’ll be back the next full moon. I don’t want to talk to you anymore.” Danny grumbled, disappearing on the spot to watch Red Robin flounder with the stack of cash and the piles of dead bodies on the shore.
“What the fuck even is my life these days?” Red Robin wondered out loud, stuffing the cash back into his pocket. He looked over the plastic wrapped bodies and slumped, sighing.
Oddly enough, Danny felt a sense of sympathy. Well, he’s not getting paid for sympathy. He’s not getting paid at all tonight, actually. Danny flew off, plunging once more into the depths of the significantly cleaner waters, and used his ice to scoop out oil stains.
Danny glanced around and sighed. He had a lot of work to do.
——
“So you’re saying he’s like a werewolf mermaid fae child immortal god thing, right?”
Bruce grunted.
“B, what the hell are you smoking these days? You know drugs are bad, right? Do we need Superman to give you that PSA?” Jason snickered.
Tim, massaging his arms from having to haul an ungodly amount of dead bodies, grunted. He’s so similar to Bruce that it gave the people currently in the cave hives.
“He said full moon. I don’t think we can track him with regular stuff. The bugs kept shorting out.”
“Oh boy,” Dick sighed. “Don’t fall off the spiral cliff, Tim. You’ve got midterms to think about so no stalking the guy.”
“Yet,” Tim shot back, changing out of his suit.
Bruce grunted, setting aside a huge stack of cash.
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enobariasteeth · 8 months
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okay but reminder they hated this little guy enough to put his life up to a poll
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spacedace · 1 year
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So I've seen a lot of "Jazz works as a therapist at Arkam" in the dp x dc fandom, and while I like the concept, I also feel like Jazz would take one look at the place and immediately be like "what the absolute fuck" at just the everything of the place.
Like, she either nopes out after the tour during the interview or quits not too long afterward starting there, not because she can't take it but because she's so appalled by what's going on there and can smell the corruption rolling off the place and knows no one sent to there is ever actually going to get the help they need.
So Jazz decides to open a private practice instead while still being absolutely determined to work with the various rogues in the city, she is here to help and nothing is going to stop her.
So she just starts showing up at known hangouts of rogues and during their heists/schemes/sprees, and even fights between them and the batfam, just like
"Hi! It’s so nice to meet you! My name is Dr. Jasmine Fenton/Nightingale/whatever last name she’s using and I was hoping we could talk!"
Casually kicks a baterang away without looking because she's being polite and professional!
"I understand that your experience with therapy through Arkam has been nothing but atrocious and that you are rightfully -"
Kicks Batman away without breaking eye contact or a sweat.
"Suspicious of attempting therapy again, and Idon't want to force anything on you, therapy should be on your terms after the experiences you've had but -"
Grabs Robin out of the air as he leaps at the rogue she's talking to and tucks him under her arm, ignoring his feral hissing and all attempts to break her hold.
"-I really think that you'd find it beneficial, even if I'm not the right therapist for you."
The rogue in question is having the time of their life and takes Jazz's business card - and a few extra to pass around - not really intending to actually ever book a therapy appointment with her but way too entertained and excited to share this madness with everyone else.
But then one of the rogues actually looks up Jazz's website and sees all the various safe guards she’s put in place to ensure that any villians that come to her will be protected while seeing her - soundproof therapy room, regular sweeps for listening and tracking devices, the most insane firewalls and protections anyone has ever seen on her network, and ooh she provides snacks and drinks!
So someone finally books an appointment with her, half convinced she's either going to turn them in or is a villain herself intent to experiment on them, but then it’s actually really nice??? And they feel a lot better afterwards?? She doesn't even say anything to indicate that she wants them to stop being villains, she just wants them to be okay??
So more and more rogues start going to her, and Batman was already losing his mind about this woman before - Oracle can't hack her system?!? And her background check shows a totally normal Psychiatrist?? - but now half of Gotham's heavy hitters and a dozen or so other minor league villains are seeing her regularly and every time he tries to get info on any plans the rogues might be scheme via her office it fails utterly. Nightwing got knocked out with something called a creep stick and when he tried to break in himself to get answers she just appeared out of no where and gave him the most scathing lecture about doctor-patient confidentiality before bullying him off her property and threatening to sick her brother on him if he tried again?
And because she's become such a figure in the Gotham underworld, she gets the attention of Joker.
And everyone, rogues and Bats alike, are terrified that she’s going to try and take him on as a patient like she has so many other villains in the city and that's just a recipe for tragedy.
But then the Joker is on his way to the hospital with two broken legs and the fear of god beat into him babbling about eldritch nightmares and whenever anyone asks Jazz what happened she just shrugs and just says things like "I refused him as a patient, he's not my problem." Or "My brother doesn't like clowns." And just, does not elaborate.
Batman is losing his mind over it all. Jazz is just happy to be able to actually help the rogues. Arkam is less happy about how she absolutely destroys their reputation.
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redbelles · 9 months
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What? Nobody asked you to prom, so now you dress as a bat and prowl around your parents' basement?
JUSTICE LEAGUE: WAR (2014) dir. Jay Olivia
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howlingday · 4 months
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Tyrian: My goddess, I... I have failed you... The people have gathered together too well, and we are losing. I want you to know, before my death, that I love you and I will never stop believing in you.
Jaune: Funny... I think I heard a song like that once.
Tyrian: You!
Jaune: Yeah, me. Remember me? Jaune Arc, short, sweet, rolls off the tongue? The ladies love it. But more importantly, I'm the guy who's going to put you in jail. And you're going to stay there for a long time.
Tyrian: Oh, is that SO?! (Swipes)
Jaune: (Deflects, Parries) Yeah! It IS! (Clocks him)
Tyrian: (Rolls across the ground) Hoo... Hoohoohoohoo! Oh, you really think you have a chance? (Grimm crawl behind) Against ALL of us?
Jaune: Yeah.
Jaune: (Ren, Nora, Oscar, & Emerald arrive) Yeah, we do.
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morgenstern16 · 1 year
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The many woes of Asa Mitaka
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At least Denji was getting paid for this shit
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wool-hat7 · 1 month
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Here’s 52 seconds of Mark Hamill being a dork because I can and I will 🫶🏻✨
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ghost-bxrd · 5 months
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Prompt:
The fight at Titans Tower goes a little bit different.
Jason actively fakes Tim’s death (all hail clone science) after knocking him unconscious and turns the entire place into a veritable scene of crime.
Then he takes Tim and.. honestly, he hasn’t planned that far. But the kid looks like he could use some hugs.
And Tim, upon waking up, promptly goes starry eyed over Jason’s apparent resurrection. And, yeah, fine, he’s not entirely ok with the whole “I faked your death” thing, but his end goal is now to return Jason to the family fold, so it’s fine. Bruce and Dick don’t like him that much anyway, right?
Meanwhile, Bruce and Dick discover the gruesome scene at Titans Tower and their world crashes and burns for the second time.
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