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lovelyprincessn64 · 5 months

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Kangaroo match

This is from TheCanadianToony2001 for wanting his Kangaroo character in full body and to make it even extra special why not add a boxing match starring cuphead versus against badass kangaroo in a showdown.

Shout out goes to TheCanadianToony2001 for the idea and request and a huge thank you for allowing permission to draw his kangaroo OC.

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hmmm-shesucks · 7 months

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The night before Andrew’s first pro game, he receives a box from a company he is intimately familiar with. Pretty pink calligraphy branding the pristine white box with Allison’s fashion logo. It’s a rather large box, and Andrew is expecting the worst, like bright pink pompoms, but when he opens it, there are several neatly folded piles of silky material—armbands.

The first pair in each bundle is a simple black, but as he goes through them, he finds the colors changing, colors matching his new uniforms, colors Andrew would never usually wear but was informed he’d have to during specific months of the year.

At the bottom of the box lay three pairs with a note labeling them “custom.” The first pair was all black, except for a small dagger on the insides of both wrists. The second set is similar in color, except when they catch the light, subtle color shines through. A stupid rainbow. The last set Andrew knows Neil must have had something to do with as they are bright orange and white, tiny little fox paws on the insides of both wrist.

There are two of each pair, thirty pairs total. At the bottom of the box is a note branded with Allison’s logo but also a tiny kangaroo, one that is also branded just above the elbow on every sleeve.

“First look at the new sports line. I call this one Rew.”

Andrew hates her, but he plays his first game, ensuring Allison’s logo is always visible.

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the-darkness-does-not-bargain · 10 months

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#revolutionary girl utena #shoujo kakumei utena #let me jump on this trend #finally have polls #everyone who has seen utena keep your mouths shut

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badass-queer-couples-battle · 8 months

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⚔️🌹The final round is here! 🎇⚔️

Propaganda for Griddlehark here

Propaganda for Utenanthy: "Utena wins basketball games, sword duels, and boxing matches with kangaroos. She keeps on fighting for her beloved even after being simultaneously stabbed through the heart (metaphorically) and stabbed through the heart (literally).

Anthy, meanwhile, is a different kind of badass: secretly wrestling with the narrative she's been immured into enforcing, and in the end – again, for the sake of her beloved – overcoming it.

Together, they literally defined a genre. Every modern yuri anime which draws on "prince/princess/witch" themes, or explores the dynamic of one person becoming the support that the other needs to climb out of her coffin, is, on some level, speaking with the vocabulary and symbol set that Revolutionary Girl Utena trailblazed."

#bqcb finals #revolutionary girl utena #the locked tomb #tlt #rgu #utenanthy #griddlehark #harrowhark nonagesimus #gideon nav #utena tenjou #anthy himemiya

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astroboots · 1 year

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Where does Boa hide these around the house to best fuck with Santi?

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Summary: Santiago is on a mission to take out your army of freakishly ugly mutant toys that you keep placing on his desk.

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They're back again.

Santiago stares at the horrifying toy creature. Half husky and half--- penguin? Is that what it fucking is?!

He can't keep his eyes from the small miniature toy, its hauntingly blue piercing eyes and dog-like snout, its two flappy wings held against its protruding belly and standing on two webbed feet.

He doesn't know. Doesn't know where you managed to find this godless toy. Doesn't know what the toy manufacturer was thinking when they greenlit this for production. Doesn't know what kind of hallucinogenic drugs the designer must've been on when he made it.

Only thing he knows, is that it's fucking hideous is what it is.

Narrowing his eyes at the abomination, he glares at it in indignant anger where it sits perched on his desk. He threw this out last week. Stealthily took it out on the day it was Frankie's turn to take out the trash, so you couldn't find it and stop it beforehand.

So he doesn't know how it's back. Or worse, he doesn't know how now there's not only a husky penguin but right next to it there's also malformed sad looking half-tiger, half-squirrel.

He thought there was only the one. But with the appearance of this second one... fuck it can't be.

... Fuck.

You have the whole fucking line up hidden somewhere don't you?

And if he throws these two away... he's pretty sure like the fucking mythical Hydra of Lerna, there's going to be four of them lined up on his desk by tomorrow.

That won't do.

But he also doesn't want to sit here, looking at schematics for his latest consulting project, and having to stare up at these hideous crimes against nature and god. No, he needs to get rid of them...

But there's no way out of this that doesn't end in an escalation until his desk becomes a gathering ground of these horrifying mutant toys... Unless he takes it out by the source. Destroy the nest so that it cannot breed more... Sniff out where you've hidden this mutant-freak toy army and get rid of them before you'll ever see him coming.

Santiago glances up at the clock. 4.30pm, you'll be home within the hour, he still got time. Pushing his chair away from his desk, he skulks down the hallway to the guestroom where you tend to store all your junk. All the crazy shit you keep dragging back home from the antique stands and farmers market you drag him to at ungodly early hours on Sunday morning. The haunted porcelain dolls, the joke taxidermy--with mice wearing human clothes and squirrels that are in a boxing match-- and the collection of inappropriately sexy Christmas baubles you got in a moving box on the shelf.

He continues to root around, in the empty shoe boxes stored under the guest bedroom. The first one contains--- more sexy Christmas baubles, one that looks eerily alike Michael Bublé that makes his skin crawl. The second--a bunch of old photo albums. The third-- just a bunch of brightly colored socks, that shouldn't be stored there in the first place. He digs around and-- Bingo.

In the very bottom, inside a sealed plastic bag he finds what he is looking for. It's the rest of the pack. A confused looking zebra-kangaroo, a lion-gerbil?! (or is it hamster, jesus-- it's horrifying). And finally a face that will haunts his nightmares until the end of time... The face of a gorilla staring up at him, eerily detailed and accurate, with the body of an elephant.

Actually forget seeing this in his nightmares, Santiago doesn't think he'll ever sleep again after seeing this. He shakes his head as he pulls up the bag pinched between his thumb and index finger, not even daring to clutch it in his hand, as he tucks it inside his sweater, closing the lid before leaving the room and heading down towards the garage.

He's not taking any risks, he's heading straight into the car to the junkyard himself to make sure these things aren't recovered by some deus ex machina intervention.

"Santiago have you been going through my stuff?" you ask.

Santiago doesn't look up from the pages of his book, as he takes another sip at his piping hot coffee. "What do you mean sweetheart?"

He doesn't need to look at you to know the look that will be in your eye. The way you're narrowing your eyes at him in observation, the way a detective would pin down their suspected perpetrator in an interrogation room.

"My stuff in the guestroom," you clarify.

"No clue." He has to bite the inside of his cheeks to tamper down the grin that's threatening to escape.

What follows is your usual morning routine after breakfast. When he says bye by the front porch, you throw him a quick kiss goodbye, but you linger for longer than you normally do. Your eyes squinting down on him, a silent accusation of, "I know what you did."

Santiago doesn't say shit.

Instead he waves you off like a young maiden in an old timey black and white movie waving off their husband to war with a handkerchief, as he turns back into the house, smiling like a loon. The feeling of victory surging bright in his veins.

Santiago practically skips on each steps up the staircase back to his office, humming, and if he could be any happier he would be floating.

He opens the door, the refreshing spring breeze flowing in through his window. The morning sun spilling across the length of his desk when he sees it.

His smile drops.

No.

Fuck no.

You gotta be kidding.

They're back again.

Standing in a neat tidy line in front of his computer screen, the whole family is gathered. Husky-penguin, Tiger-squirrel, Zebra-kangaroo, Lion-gerbil/hamster and the most nightmare inducing of them all... Gorilla-elephant.

He doesn't understand.

He drove them there.

Personally chucked them into a bag and into the junkyard where it can never be retrieved. But...

They're all back... and they brought friends.

He threw away five, and now there's ten....

He stares at them, the whole of the line up. At each ugly, deformed, mutant, hybrid animal toy creature, eyes lingering in particular at the horrifying shark with four slim and graceful legs and hooves.... And he doesn't even know what to say.

He doesn't even know what the fuck this is.

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mothfables · 3 months

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“Hey, Legend, I’ve been meaning to ask. Why do you not eat meat? N-Not that it’s an issue! I was just wondering.” Wind asks one night during dinner.

Legend pauses as he’s taking a bite of his own food. “Oh, um- I can, um, talk t’ animals.”

Wind’s mouth makes an ‘O’ shape. “...I can see how that would put you off, yeah.”

“Have you... always had that ability?” Twilight asks. Four looks intrigued; he’d explained once how he’d used what he called ‘jabber nuts’ during one of his adventures to be able to understand the minish as well as animals.

“No, I got it on my, um...” He stops to think for a moment, counting on his fingers. “On my second ‘venture. I went ta Holodrum an’ ended up havin’ ta save Din. She’s th’ Oracle o’ Seasons. Some o’ them can talk like people, like Ricky an’ Moosh an’ Dimitri! Th’ rest are jus’ normal animals.”

“Who are Ricky, Moosh, and Dimitri?”

Legend brightens, excited to talk about something from his adventures for once. “Ricky’s a kangaroo! He lost his gloves inna boxing match so I got ‘em back for him!” He mimes a boxing stance and throws a few punches. Sky dives to save his bowl from spilling onto the ground and instead holds onto it for him until he’s done.

“You can box?” Twilight looks surprised.

“Enough ta win a match!” He looks very proud of himself. “Moosh is a bear! He’s blue an’ has little white wings so he can fly an’ he likes sleeping a lot. Ricky an’ me met him when we were facing off against a buncha monsters. He woke up cause o’ all th’ noise and then we flew away and escaped.”

“And Dimitri?” Time prompts.

“Dimitri’s a dodongo!” More than one of them gape in surprise. “He’s real nice, an’ really good at swimming! You can tell it’s him cause he has a broken horn.”

#snail #snippets and bits #lu legend #lu the chain #let legend be excited about his adventures #he had fun during them! he got to meet so many people (+ animals)#and go so many places and try so many things #sure there was danger and bad guys but he had help! he wasn’t always alone #(despite what i write sometimes)

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basedkikuenjoyer · 6 months

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Kuma the Pooh, Kuma the Pooh

Chubby little Kuma all stuffed with trau-ma. So Kuma just paw-paw blasted his way up the ol favorites list, but not as much as Ginny. Who I'm definitely guessing is Bonney's mom. TCB Scans had a t/n that her song matches the cadence of Winnie the Pooh's iconic theme song. Which is...amazing. All this stuff about Bonney & Kuma is definitely hitting a degree harder so soon after losing my own father, and that's a fun tie. His old coworker I needed to reach out to so that group would know, I always remember her having this awesome Winnie the Pooh collection in her office. Speaking of, have you ever seen the Russian version?

Is Soviet Piglet a capitalist pig? Because those pants are max drip. Rabbit being kinda a loser nerd is also a plus, screw him. While I'm on it, how the hell did a kangaroo get in the mix? Did Christopher Robin's dad have an illegal kangaroo he'd take around to box hill folk at county fairs? What the fuck am I even on about? Well you see...

Nah, just screwing around. Kuma is so good here though. Selflessness, spelling it out directly with Saturn, it's all the stuff we've been on about all Egghead. I love the example of saving 500 and still kicking himself for not being able to do more. But as much as Kuma puts those themes on display...Ginny.

I've seen plenty of people independently talking about how Rocks had a very similar vibe to the Straw Hats if they started fracturing and Ginny's straight up playing the type of role I've made the argument is an opening. Yes, Nami's a thief. The rest of it. Wiretapping, masking your movements with decoys, strategic leaks, playing your enemies against each other. Whoever it may be, I do feel like that Quartermaster role is the last one that would really make sense. Where she truly shines, and where this gets weird,

But there's another element too. Telling the story of who slipped away amidst the chaos of a big, historical happening cloaked in mystery. How Ginny didn't need a huge, defining moment to quietly choose to stay with Kuma instead of big bro Iva. I'm really curious where the rest of this goes. I'm sure it's going to be absolutely depressing after ending on such a happy note.

#one piece #chapter 1096 #kuma #ginny #post wano musings

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apollos-boyfriend · 7 months

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watching utena for the first time when all i knew before going into it (aside from its influence/fame) was the insane trigger warnings list is fucking insane. i was expecting super dark, gritty angst-ridden story, and instead i’ve just witnessed: a teenage boy go up against a kangaroo in a boxing match, a girl pull a live octopus from her school bag, and the world’s silliest monkey, among other things. why did no one tell me this is the funniest show of all time

#icarus speaks #I WAS EXPECTING SUPER SAD DARK SHIT #maybe its not there yet. maybe we need more time #but like 6 episodes in. it’s so funny

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l0vefreak · 1 year

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Adolescence of Utena as antithesis to Revolutionary Girl Utena

I want to preface this by saying in an introductory English course my freshman year of college a classmate gave me the feedback “maybe you’re reading too deeply into fairytales”

I’ve struggled with the meaning of the Utena movie and how it connects to the series ever since my first watch through. My personal understanding, as of now, positions the series and the movie as different perspectives of the abusive environment of otori academy, Utena and Anthy respectively. Although to clarify I’m not trying to claim that AOU and RGU are literally happening simultaneously. Instead im arguing that AOU engages the viewer through anthy’s perspective where the series engages the viewer through Utena’s. This lense made my personal viewing more enjoyable and causes a lot of things that previously irked me to fall into place. (Although obviously I am not arguing this is the only valid reading).

Firstly, AOU introduces Utena as completely new student to Otori, while in the series Utenas entry into the rose duels mirrors her moving into the next grade of Otori’s Middle School. The audience follows Utena into a new but notably universal position of growing up. In the movie Utena is a transgressor into the preexisting Otori Biosphere.

Another point of disharmony between the movie and anime is, that in AOU, Anthy is shown acting in a more proactive villainous role. By interpreting AOU as Anthy’s perspective, this discontinuity becomes reflective of anthy’s self-blame, notably counter to RGU, which can be read as following Utena’s point of view. There is also the element of the audiences assumed foreknowledge of Anthy’s involvement in the machinations of Otoris duel system and her abuse at its hands that is present in AOU as a result of it following RGU in production that allows the viewer more insight into Anthy’s motivations from the beginning.

I am using this perspective in large part because of a personal desire to read into the car transformation at the end of AOU as a meaningful and consistent scene within the world of Utena. It is probably the most infamously difficult to engage with on a metatexual level. The sublimation of emotional honesty is often absurdity, especially with the precedent of boxing kangaroo and egg laying girls.

By taking absurdity completely seriously, I have come to the conclusion that within my reading of the events of Adolescence, the car transformation happens out of a necessity for narrative simplicity. Utena disappears from this part of the narrative because it requires Anthy to make her choice alone.

Once she is able to stand up to the specter of the prince alone, Anthy can escape to the real world and be reunited with Utena, where they slide around naked on some sort of skateboard through an empty highway (Certainly, this too must mean something, but after an Utena marathon I was, at this point, a bit metaphored out.)

Also another aspect of the climactic car sequence that sticks out to me is that the time Anthy spends driving an inanimate Car-tena through the tunnel matches up with the immediate aftermath of Utena taking the swords of hatred from Anthy. The car Utena is the memory of Utena’s act of love that Anthy carries or… something.

The movie makes me uncomfortable. It’s too close to how I felt about myself at the onset of my own personal traumatic experiences. I love the series because it’s a refutation, the movie is a look from the inside. Anthy is mean, overtly sexual, and carries pain and anger she can’t put down. During periods of trauma, reprieve from it feels otherworldly, and even undeserved, the subversion of this is to position the self as villian (as witch). Adolescence is an exploration of the actions of the witch.

#rgu #text #revolutionary girl utena #utenalit #adolescence of utena #aou #sku #shoujo kakumei utena

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wrestlersownmyheart · 6 months

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MJF Drabble #24

Note: I know I said in my posts that this would be with Adam Cole as Max’s sidekick but I just never got him worked into the drabbles. Also, I didn’t see the match between Joe and Max so I’m just kind of guessing at what went down. Bear with me please!

Max was in the middle of his rematch with Samoa Joe when Jay came out and sauntered by the ring and went to the time keeper’s box. He picked up the Triple B and waltzed back off with it while Joe and Max fought it out over said title.

Not that Max didn’t know what was going on, he just realized that he couldn't get distracted. He did his patented Kangaroo Kick on Samoa Joe and then locked in a sleeper hold. Joe wouldn’t tap but he did pass out. The referee signaled for the ring of the bell and acknowledged Max as the winner.

No sooner than his hand was raised, he went charging up the ramp to locate Jay and to get his Triple B back. He suddenly had a bad feeling, and went strait to Y/N’s office. Low and behold, Jay was already there, holding the AEW championship over his shoulder as if it was his.

“I got your belt and your girl, Friedman. What are you gonna do about it?” Jay said, taunting him.

“Wait, what? Where is she,” Max demanded. He wasn’t referring to the belt. He wanted his woman back.

“All in good time, Maxwell. All in good time.”

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hunter-husky · 9 months

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Patron request sketch 120

"Boxing Donkey Kong vs Kangaroo Jack. he meets Donkey Kong and has a boxing match. Close to the match's end, Kangaroo Jack is hurt a lot, didn't defend himself, and lets Donkey Kong knock him out."

#Donkey Kong #Kangaroo Jack #JACKIE LEGS #Kangaroo #gorilla #boxing

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lesbianaslanbattour · 2 years

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rewatching utena is so crazy cause I will be minding my business diligently then all the sudden it is the manwhore vs. kangaroo boxing match .. . AWEOAOFOOO FLEMAMDOAIAOOOOOO HNGNNG. . pls

#rgu #utena #retro anime #shoujo #90s anime #kunihiko ikuhara #revolutionary girl utena

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badass-queer-couples-battle · 8 months

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Quarterfinals round, bracket A, poll 2

Propaganda for Shadowgast: "again, what's sexier than wizards NOTHING! they're wizards! they're war criminals! Essek shows affection by crushing assassin's that try to kill Caleb into tiny balls with magic and Caleb shows affection by throw Essek at the healers when he's polymorphed as a giant ape! forehead kisses! you were not born with venom in your veins! young man! there's SO MUCH"

Propaganda for Utenanthy: "Utena wins basketball games, sword duels, and boxing matches with kangaroos. She keeps on fighting for her beloved even after being simultaneously stabbed through the heart (metaphorically) and stabbed through the heart (literally).

Anthy, meanwhile, is a different kind of badass: secretly wrestling with the narrative she's been immured into enforcing, and in the end – again, for the sake of her beloved – overcoming it.

Together, they literally defined a genre. Every modern yuri anime which draws on "prince/princess/witch" themes, or explores the dynamic of one person becoming the support that the other needs to climb out of her coffin, is, on some level, speaking with the vocabulary and symbol set that Revolutionary Girl Utena trailblazed."

#bqcb quarterfinals #utenanthy #shadowgast #critical role #critical role the mighty nein #revolutionary girl utena #rgu #utena tenjou #anthy himemiya #essek thelyss #caleb widogast

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blubushie · 1 year

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I'm going to dump some lore on you folks before I hit the lake.

For everyone saying that Australia doesn't have a queen and wondering why Sniper says "God save the Queen," here's a newsflash: Australia had a Queen during Sniper's life.

His estimated birth date is somewhere between 1941-1942. When he lands in Australia is looks to be summer--the grass is dry and dead, compared to the expected greenery (yes, there's still greenery in the bush, especially on pastoral land) of spring. This means he likely arrived in Australia in November or December of 1942, during the height of summer. Considering he's a crawling baby when he's shot out of New Zealand and found by his parents, his likely age at the time is around 8-12 months. This means he was likely born around the earlier quarter of 1942, somewhere between January through to April.

Say hello to Trixie, Australia's only known queen. She was also a kangaroo.

As stamped, she reigned from 1947-1967, a total of 20 years. Considering kangaroos reach maturity at two years old, assuming Trixie became Queen as an adult, and with the average lifespan of a kangaroo in captivity being upwards of 20 years, she was at least 22 years old when she died and I reckon she lived a good life.

Not the point.

The point is that Sniper would've been five years old when Trixie won the boxing match and was crowned Queen of Australia. This means he grew up hearing people saying "God save the Queen" constantly. Is it any wonder he still says it?

And the funny bit is that when Sniper says "God save the Queen," he's referring to god guarding the soul of a kangaroo. Who happened to be Queen of Australia.

This has been your daily lore lesson.

#tf2 #sniperposting #blus clues

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radical-sky · 6 months

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y’all i am so beyond fucking done with this week. fuck concussions. i feel like there’s been a cloud in my head the whole week and like every night i’ve been in a boxing match with a fucking kangaroo. i should not still be this sore from something that happened on sunday!!! fuck me. fuck this. i feel like i need to bang my head against something and just do a hard reset of my entire mental state. but can’t do that bc of the concussion!!!

#rad rants and rambles

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adobe-outdesign · 2 years

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If they haven’t been reviewed yet, thoughts on the Shroomish line? Thank you!

Shroomish is such a great little lad. While there's nothing particularly remarkable about it, that tiny little grumpy |:< expression adds so much personality to it, and makes it instantly endearing.

The design itself, while a bit plain, is also very nice. The tan and brown are pleasing colors, and I really like the way the base of the mushroom forms little frills at the bottom, which then divide the lower body and allow it to be green, which in turn matches the spots on its upper body. It looks like a Mario enemy with those little legs, and I mean that in the best way possible.

I also really like Breloom for reasons I'll get into shortly, but I will admit, it does feel jarring jumping from Shroomish to it. There are similarities, of course—the colors, the frills with the green body underneath, the beak kind of a sideways version of Shroomish's mouth—but the extreme change in body shape, combined with there being no real rationale behind it evolving like this, feels a bit off. I think this line would've benefitted from being a three-stager, with a middle evo to help transition between the mushroom and The Entire Kangaroo (though I've heard people also say it's a dinosaur. I always saw it as a kangaroo because that fits with the boxing thing, but I digress).

Regardless, Breloom is wonderful. I like everything about it. First, it has stretchy limbs (ARMS, eat your heart out). Secondly, while its not as grumpy as Shroomish, it at least has a unique beaked face and a blank expression that's pretty distinct. The colors are also nice, keeping the same green and tans but adding some red for contrast. The little "hat" and the tail seeds are also nice touches, and there's a lot of nice detail in all parts of the design without it feeling cluttered.

My sole nitpick is that the tail being tan feels a bit off; it probably would've made more sense for it to be green with red seeds. If that would've left too much green, an underbelly could've helped make the tail feel more connected to the rest of the body (think like Mewtwo). But that's all.

Overall, Shroomish is not the most unique thing, but it makes up for it with charm and an adorably grumpy expression. Breloom has a near-perfect design with some fun stretchy arms and a well-integrated mushroom motif. I love them both.

#shroomish #breloom #pokemon #pokemon reviews

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