#the kazoo of destiny

[emxritus]

[ Missing this weird little kazoo man. Just look at him; so adorable. ]

#emxritus #ghost #ghost bc #the band ghost #ghost fandom #ghost band #terzo #papa emeritus terzo #ghost terzo #papa terzo #terzo emeritus #the kazoo of destiny #terzo kazoo

[lovesomehate]

The kazoo of destiny

Video

#ghost band #ghost bc #the band ghost #terzo emeritus #papa emeritus iii #the kazoo of destiny #I had to do it 😂 #mine #I just love this video so fucking much 😂 #ghifs

[majikdog]

#this is what I’ve come to #getting excited at the drop of a hat 🥁 #Cardinal Copia #Papa Emeritus IV #Ghost #Kazoo of Destiny #My Mummy Dust #Impera Era #Imperatour #The Band Ghost #Ghost the Band #this is THE most important ghost lore development #Hatgate

[dewymorningstar]

Just a regular day at band practice for Terzo and the ghouls:

- Terzo tearing the practice room apart trying to find he’s kazoo: have any of you seen the kazoo of destiny?

- The ghouls all start shaking their heads no immediately but look guilty

- Terzo stares them all down until he notices that Dew is not only wheezing but that said wheezes sound eerily similar to he’s kazoo

- Terzo pinches the bridge of he’s nose and let’s out a deep sigh: which one of you dared Dew to eat the kazoo?

- Immediately everyone points to Swizz who starts to sputters out how it’s not he’s fault that Dew will just eat anything

- With another sigh he points a finger at Swizz: you I will deal with later!

- Looking over at Dew who is now purposely trying to make kazoo noises while Aether giggles: Alright Dew to the infirmary we go, what is this like the 3rd time in 2 weeks?

- Aether: 5th actually Papa, you’re forgetting about the hemlock and roof incidents

-Terzo shakes he’s head again and starts ushering Dew out of the room: ah yes how could I forget the roof incident

- Dew let’s out a loud kazoo at that

#where is the kazoo of destiny?! #ghost headcanons #ghost #the band ghost #papa emeritus iii #ghost the band #ghost band #terzo emeritus #ghostbc #nameless ghouls #papa terzo

[ghostincorrectinternetedition]

Not my usual kind of post, but I can't help but think of Terzo every time I see this fukin thing because:

Duh, kazoo.

You can't tell me that if that absolute train wreck of a sex god had lived to see it, he wouldn't have played a "lovely and moving" tribute on the Kazoo of Destiny at Nihil's funeral.

#terzo would #terzo #terzo emeritus #kazoo of destiny #funeral kazoo #ghost #taintposting #ghost band #obvious plant #I'm still salty about what happened btw #bring my boy back #but not at the cost of killing off rat man

[popia-copia]

Clay Copia update: he has friends now!

#look how happy he is #:||| #Plushia #cardinal copia #terzo #kazoo of destiny #papa emeritus lll #ghost bc #the band ghost #the Venn diagram of ghost fans and the arts and crafts community is a circle

[copias-girl]

@depressionprevails I did it 💀💀

#shitghosting #ghost shitposting #kazoo of destiny #terzo #papa iii meme #terzo meme #terzo emeritus #papa terzo #papa terzo meme #papa iii #ghost band meme #ghost band edit #the band ghost memes #the band ghost #ghost bc memes #ghost band #papa emeritus iii

[hitherepumpkin]

TOMORROW, 6/13 AT 7 PM EST!

Thanks to the donations we made to St. Jude in May, I'm redeeming one of your rewards! I'm playing Splatoon 3 while doing karaoke on kazoo at the same time. Enjoy my audible panic and doot toots!

Same vamp time, same vamp channel: https://twitch.tv/hitherepumpkin!

#kazoo of destiny #splatoon #splatoon 3 #vtuber #vtubers of tumblr

[sweepinguptheemeraldbar]

So now we know who took over the Kazoo of Destiny after Terzo died...

◇ The Rasmus - Cologne - 27/10/22 ◇

#that was a terrible joke #i'll see myself out #shitghosting #kazoo of destiny #the rasmus #papa emeritus iii #lauri ylönen

[emxritus]

"Don't bother talking back to me, I can't hear shit."

"You know, this is a song about..sex."

"Impregnate me right here, right now on this floor-"

"I remember this song...No, I don't. I was never there. Fuck that."

"Huh? Oh hey."

"I want to be yours!"

"Hello. We are Ghost."

"A nightmare have just turned into a dream, so thank you all for that."

"We like to be in heat."

"Anybody who says different is lying."

"Stay away from the Grammys."

"This is a song about a motherfucker who wears a triple sideways comb over."

"Don't fucking blame me."

"You can call me Papi."

"What!? It was a joke!"

"I have a hole in my shoe right there!"

"Without my hat being on, I'm a little bit ehh..short."

"And you sounded like a fucking asshole."

"The kazoo of destiny!"

"Are you ready to tambourine the shit outta this situation?"

"I love you too, we have something going."

"The female orgasm is looked upon as a craft of the devil! So here, we celebrate the female orgasm!"

"It is one rocking fucking song."

"Sorry for the cursing, I tend to curse. I say stupid things. Sorry about that. But basically, we are gonna do one heavy motherfucker, about one evil motherfucker. This motherfucker is so evil."

"Mwah!"

"We have a tendency to write songs that are uhh..Sort of suggestive and ehh sexual."

"He is not the fucking president!"

"He's such a fucking bastard that we've written a song about him."

"Anyway, this is a good biology lesson."

"I need to sound taller than I am."

"Are you gonna sing it really loud? Because you like singing songs about FUCKING!"

"Fuck Trump!"

"And no ass grabbing!"

"You see what his fingers can do huh? And you wish you were the one the he was doing."

"Hello, you look very concerned."

"Disown that guitar and give it all to me instead."

"You might have noticed it is a little bit windy out, some of you in the front may have seen a little bit too much of me."

"Stomp me."

"Take me right here, right now."

"Look at my-"

"So, what's wrong with a little nudity? But do you think I have somewhat great ankles?"

"My asshole of a brother."

"I didn't say cunt, and I didn't say douche."

"Little guy, hello! So happy to see you here!"

"How do you like my new suit?"

"Not bad for an asshole."

"I read on the Wikipedia page that this song was the hardest to reach."

"This is a song about getting fucked."

#emxritus #ghost #ghost bc #the band ghost #ghost fandom #ghost band #terzo #ghost terzo #papa emeritus terzo #papa terzo #terzo emeritus #feel free to add on

[nameless-ghost1789]

Some of Papa lll best quotes:

“Impregnate me right here right now on this floor-“

“Hello. We are Ghost”

“Don’t bother talking back to me I can’t hear shit”

“You know…this song is about…sex”

“I remember this song…No I don’t. I was never there. Fuck that.”

“We like to be in heat.”

“This song is about a mother fucker who wears a triple sideways comb over.”

“Don’t fucking blame me.”

“You sound like a fucking asshole.”

“The kazoo of destiny!”

“Here we celebrate the female organism!”

“We have a tendency to write songs that are uh…sort of sexual and suggestive”

“And no ass grabbing”

“Disown that guitar and give it all to me instead”

“Not bad for an asshole”

#papa #papa terzo #terzo emeritus #the band ghost #ghost terzo #papa emeritus iii #ghost #quotes

[majikdog]

Diversity win! The necrophiliac, cannibalistic metalhead is nonbinary

#no I don’t actually think that’s what Forge meant but hey a bitch can dream #Repugnant #Mary Goore #Not Ghost #My Mummy Dust #Kazoo of Destiny #Tobias Forge #Not Safe for Rats

[greatghuleh]

'Ghost' Moments That Altered My Brain Chemistry 1/?

“Ghuleh / Zombie Queen” (Acoustic) @ SiriusXM

My first exposure to Papa Emeritus III and his Kazoo of Destiny

#ghost #the band ghost #terzo #papa emeritus iii #nameless ghouls #papa iii #my gifs #when i say i was transfixed!

[mercurysketches]

a little heacanon 🪈🎶

Terzo is a flautist and had intended to play flute at their acoustic shows, but someone forgot to bring it. they were annoyed about it at first, but Papa is a goofball and the show must go on, so the beloved Kazoo of Destiny was chosen. they’d always liked tormenting Secondo with playing around with kazoos growing up anyway.

#the band ghost #papa emeritus iii #papa terzo #ghost bc #fan art #headcanon #flute #if the hand position isn’t right then. well.

[emeritus-fuckers]

this is dumb and self indulgent. but could I have HCs about the papas with an S/O who walks with a cane due to a bum ankle? maybe how they'd comfort them on a bad day where they're self conscious about it or hurt too much to walk around a lot?

Of course you can :) Also not dumb at all, I hope this helps  - Nyx

(please don't mind if Nihil is longer, I love Nihil - Jez)

Papas with an s/o who walks with a cane due to a bum ankle

Primo

He doesn’t really notice that your ankle can slow you down sometimes. Being in his eighties he has his aches and pains so it’s normally him asking to sit for a while or head back home. 

But he does notice as soon as the pain gets bad. He’ll ask what he can do to help, he will also offer you some home remedies from the garden. 

When you tell him you feel self-conscious he’ll hold you close and tell you everything he loves about you, how you bring him so much joy. 

If you aren’t up for walking or just feeling down because of it, he’ll put cushions on the benches in the garden so you can relax with him. He’ll do some gardening (he can'y help himself if he sees something that needs to be done) but he’ll sit with you straight away if you ask. He’ll often tell you about the butterflies or the plants while you sit there. He points out one of his favorites, a climbing cardinal clematis. It has blood red flowers and he has trained it to climb the trellis next to the bench you now sit on. 

One day he knits you a little ankle support, he says it’s so he can comfort you about it even when he isn’t there.

Secondo

Very matter of fact about it. He very straight up asks you “how far can you walk today before it hurts?’’ “What can I do to help, amore?”

He knows immediately if it's a bad day from the moment you put weight on it and the pain shows in your expression. He’ll spend the day with you if you need. One day when it’s bad he asks if he can paint you, you agree and the day passes quickly in his company. The painting is his best work and you remark how good it is.  “This is how I see you amore, this is your true beauty, I would happily paint you again” he would whisper to you, holding you lovingly against his chest.

if you are out for a walk or leaving the ministry he will plan alternate short routes home. If the pain gets too much or if you ask he can take you back to the Ministry in minutes (which often feels like magic because you could have sworn you were further away... papal powers maybe?). Or he gets a ghoul to bring a sports car to pick you both up. Sometimes he simply picks you up and carries you.

When you feel self conscious, he will look you in the eyes and say “amore, it is just a part of who you are and I love you.”

Terzo

When he realizes you feel self conscious about it he holds you close to him and kisses you, on your cheek, your forehead, your lips anywhere he can reach he whispers to you how much he loves you and things like ‘Tesoro, you are perfect to me.’ To him you really are perfect and he wouldn’t change a thing. He will also sit and listen if you ever want to talk or vent.

On a bad day he will do everything he can to distract you from it. This includes playing his kazoo of destiny to you. Or he’ll probably try his luck, “Cara mia, since you, err... can’t really leave the ministry today, why not spend it in bed with me uh?”

He's incredibly gentle with you if you agree. Will ask exactly how you want him to distract you. And since he loves to give you oral, he'll be delighted to offer his mouth to you.

He does his best but it helps if you explain to him what you need. He will then very enthusiastically follow your instructions looking proud of himself. He will still be checking to see if it's helped, under the playful attitude he is always worried when he sees you in pain or down.

If he can't be around, he sends Omega to check up on you. And since Omega is a very lovely guy, he offers to carry you around if you feel like you'd rather not walk due to the pain.

Copia

You straight away catch his eye, not because of the cane you walk with, but because of your smile and how beautiful you are. He tries to introduce himself but instead he just babbles something in Italian about how happy he is to meet you. He squeaks and makes a mumbling noise before asking if you would like to hang out together more.

When your ankle is bad and you have to rest, he tries not to look too excited as he holds up a video game controller. He is sad seeing you in pain but at the same time he gets to spend the whole day with you, playing video games and watching movies! And it distracts you, so that's nice, right?

If he sees you are down he’ll bring his rats over. While you sit and play with them he’d ask what’s making you sad. When you tell him you are self conscious his face fills with worry “But dolcezza, I love you, you are beautiful. How can I help you see this again?”

He suggests that when it is too painful, make a list of everything you would like to do when it’s manageable. Then as soon as you feel up to it he makes sure to do as much of the list as possible (he can get a little carried away and plan too much. When you tell him that he’ll just laugh nervously and then plan something more doable in the time you have)

Old Nihil

He's over a hundred years old. He understands being tired or unable to walk sometimes. You two rest together often. Sometimes you just chill in his office while he works.

You distract him, though. Even if you're just sitting there and not doing anything. He'll look up from his typewriter to stare at you with that adoring look of his for a few minutes.

"You're really pretty, you know that?" he'll ask like a little kid in love, leaning against his desk and suporting his chin on his fists. Like an old dusty cutie patootie.

If you ell him about his insecurities, he's gonna be completely shocked because he is literalyy incapable of seeing anything wrong with you???

Gets you cute, personalized canes so you feel better.

Offers you a wheelchair for bad days. Personally pushes you around so you can have some rest.

He's old but he's also very strong (have you seen his arms? like dayum), so he pushes you around easily without getting too tired.

Anything for you, sweetie.

Young Nihil

You really think he's gonna care? Oh please.

He's gonna get you the coolest canes ever.

He's gonna show you off, not a single care about your ankle.

And if anyone does have a problem with it, he's taking it personally and starting fights. Beats up the asshole and picks you up to leave.

He loves to carry you around whenever you mention that you can't walk because of the pain.

He's either carrying you around bridal style or simply throws you over his shoulder. Whichever you prefer.

And since he escapes responsibility a lot, he "kidnaps" you a lot.

Usually you go for a drive or whatever he can think of that doesn't include you walking too much.

"Take it easy, babes. I've got you."

~

Papas I, II, III and IV written by Nyx, corrected by Jez. Old and Young Papa Nihil written by Jez.

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[kazoo-lord]

Tumblr, who would win ?

#the band ghost #papa emeritus iii #cu chulainn #fgo #cu chulainn fate