#the kid who calls you dad vs the kid who'd rather throw himself off the tallest

[still-a-morosexual-help]

The way Lucifer sees it;

Satan is responsible but not dependable

whereas,

Mammon is dependable but not responsible.

For example:

Lucifer can expect Satan to cook dinner for the whole family without burning down the kitchen but if he asks Satan to complete a discreet task for him on behalf of Diavolo, he'll check-in half an hour later and there'll be a rumour about Lucifer's sex scandal, spreading around the Devildom - specifically that he's cheating on Diavolo with one of the Little Ds

Meanwhile, Lucifer can expect Mammon to efficiently and effectively complete whatever important, official task he's given but Mammon's also nearly burnt down the kitchen thrice within the last week

#the kid you adopted vs the kid you gave birth to #the kid who calls you dad vs the kid who'd rather throw himself off the tallest #skyscraper that acknowledge that you're technically his biological father #there's no competition lucifer loves them both to death #he also frequently thinks about strangling them both to death. gonna make a series comparing & contrasting these two #obey me #obey me shall we date #shall we date? obey me! #obey me! #swd obey me #obey me mammon #om! mammon #swd mammon #obey me lucifer #om! lucifer #swd lucifer #obey me satan #om! satan #swd satan #dialuci #mammon x mc #mammon x reader #shall we date mammon #shall we date lucifer #shall we date satan #om mammon #om lucifer #om satan #obey me! mammon #obey me! lucifer