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alorchik · 3 months

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“I'm sorry that you're dying… that not a single fսcking soul gives a shit. And that you didn't knock first.”

#the king of sass #fellow travelers #hawk fuller

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hiddles-and-cookies · 2 years

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A Game of Retribution

Hades: See what my brother is up to.

Ilias: Which one?

Hades: The wet one.

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#HADES PLEASE 🤣🤣🤣#I will never get enough of his disdain for his brothers #forever referring to Poseidon as the wet one #agor #a game of retribution #atod #scarlett st clair #hades #hades x persephone #Persephone #books #reading #bookblr #quotes #book quotes #lol #the king of sass

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mydairpercabeth · 4 months

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they really nailed percy’s audacity

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greatspacedustbin · 6 months

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#galavantedit #perioddramaedit #tvgifs #Galavant #King Richard #Joshua Sasse #Timothy Omundson #my stuff #my gifs

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mysteriousmissme · 4 months

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we need to talk more abt the scene where luke is all "percy's got this, it's all annabeth's plan."

and then cue to a montage of perceus jackson being the most gen z kid ever.

THAT HAD TO BE ONE OF THE BEST SCENES.

#i love percy so much oh my gods.#he's already the king of sass here.#percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo #pjo tv show #rick riordan

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larphis · 8 months

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For some reason I just can‘t stop imagining Ed defeatedly crawling into the auxiliary wardrobe to wallow in his sadness, alone, only to be met with a familiar voice saying „well, well, well“ and as he turns around Lucius is leaning against the door frame as wet as a poodle and sassily says „Look who went back into the closet“

#ofmd #ofmd headcanon #our flag means death #idk why BUT ITS SO FUNNY TO ME #I have thought about this like 5 times already and anytime it pops into my head I just die of laughter #lucius spriggs #Lucius is the king of sass #Blackbeard #Edward teach #gentlebeard #blackbonnet #ofmd season 2

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whataboutthreateninganass · 1 year

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merlin absolutely baffles me every day. cos he’s a small lad (minus s5 merlin 🥰 but that’s a topic for another day) and quite unassuming, but he has absolutely zero social anxiety, and simply does not get embarrassed ever.

bro rocks up to Camelot on his first day and just picks a fight with this random bulked up dude WHO TURNS OUT TO BE THE PRINCE. and the next day, after having been briefly thrown in jail for his antics, just starts calling this dude names, firing off OUTRAGEOUS insults to the point the guy is left completely speechless, cos why is this peasant boy sassing me and why am I allowing it? and then bro gets in a physical fight with this guy. mind you, this guy is twice the size of merlin and also happens to be a KNIGHT, who has trained in combat his whole life. AND MERLIN JUST SENDS IT, using magic left right and centre, in front of a massive crowd of people, to ABSOLUTELY DESTROY THIS DUDE.

and then no explanation or apology, merlin casually saves this guy from a dagger to the heart, and proceeds to flirt with him for the next ten years. like???!!!

and there are so many examples of this absolutely shameless behaviour across the series. it is absolutely hilarious, terrifying and strangely commendable.

one thing about merlin is that he will not give a single fuck ever.

#i do not blame arthur for falling madly in love with this fool #bbc merlin #merthur #merlin is the king of sass #merlin #arthur pendragon

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red-dead-sakharine · 1 month

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That one head-turn Thranduil does...

...and its variations ⬇️

#the thranduil head turn #gif set #thranduil #he's such a sass queen #I love him #the hobbit #elvenking #rds #lotr #king of sasswood #lee pace #woodland sprite #gif

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oldschoolfrp · 3 months

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For living ye olde lifestyle: To the King's Taste, Richard II's book of feasts and recipes adapted for modern cooking, Lorna J Sass, The Metropolitan Museum of Art, 1975. Most recipes are taken from the fourteenth-century Forme of Cury and include "a Brie and egg tart, a fruit and salmon pie, parsnip fritters, an elderflower cheesecake, stuffed loaves, spiced wine, rose hips in wine with almonds."

#cookbook #medieval #Lorna J Sass #food #SCA #food history #Lorna Sass #To the King's Taste #Richard II #14th century #Forme of Cury #medieval literature

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nicktoons-unite-incorrect-quotes · 3 months

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Dash: I oughta give you a piece of my mind, Fenton!

Danny: I'd be empty handed if you did

#sass king #nicktoons unite #nicktoons #nicktoons unite incorrect quotes #dash baxter #danny fenton #danny phantom

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hischiersdraisaitl · 9 months

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