#the last hours incorrect quotes

[kaitcreates]

Christopher: People say I have a unique way of lighting up the room.

Thomas: Its called arson and those people are witnesses.

#shadowhunters #the shadowhunter chronicles #tsc #tlh #incorrect the last hours quotes #the last hours incorrect quotes #the last hours #incorrect shadowhunters quotes #shadowhunter incorrect quotes #christopher lightwood #thomas lightwood

[thedeviltavern]

Alastair: Are we fighting or flirting? Thomas: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck- Alastair: Your point?

#alastair carstairs #thomas lightwood #thomastair #tlh #tsc #tlh incorrect quotes #the last hours #the last hours incorrect quotes

[lesbocrocker]

Christopher: Why are people arguing about tops and bottoms? I would be so happy just to have a bunk bed.

Cordelia:

James:

Anna:

Ari:

Jesse:

Lucie:

Grace:

Thomas:

Matthew: I’m going to tell him.

Alastair: Don’t. You. Dare.

#christopher lightwood #matthew fairchild #alastair carstairs #cordelia carstairs #james herondale #thomas lightwood #ari bridgestock #anna lightwood #jesse blackthorn #grace blackthorn #lucie herondale #chain of thorns #chot #the last hours #the last hours incorrect quotes #tlh #tlh incorrect quotes #the shadowhunter chronicles #the shadowhunter chronicles incorrect quotes #tsc #tsc incorrect quotes

[that-sarcastic-optimist]

Lucie: Remember when I told you that you were too nice to everyone? Jesse, making tea: No Thief: Two spoons of sugar, please

#lucie herondale #jesse blackthorn #the last hours incorrect quotes #tlh #the last hours

[theforeverdaydream]

Thomas *highly concerned*: Matthew, are you crying?

Matthew *sobbing*: This book is so fucking sad

Thomas: . . .

Thomas: Matthew, it’s an interior design book

Matthew *sobbing harder*: I know; the designs fucking suck

#matthew fairchild #thomas lightwood #the last hours incorrect quotes #the last hours #the shadowhunter chronicles #idk why I felt the need to do this

[marvel-lous-guy]

Peter: Hey, Mr Stark?

Tony: yeah

Peter: If I was dying and needed one of your kidneys, would you give it to me?

Tony: In a heart-beat

Peter: okay, awesome!

Tony: ...you don't need a kidney do you?

Peter: No

Tony: Where's this coming from then?

Peter: ...can I pick the lab music-

Tony: absolutely fucking not.

#last time peter picked the lab music he played tequila on repeat for 5 hours #it was stuck in Tonys head for 3 days #marvel #marvel cinematic universe #peter parker #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect mcu #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #tony stark #mcu #incorrect peter parker #irondad #ironman #spiderman #iron dad #spiderson #irondad and spiderson #spider son

[incorrect-league-of-villains]

Tomura: Fuck off, old man.

All for One: I'm not that old. How old do you think I am?

Tomura: The last number.

#incorrect lov #in light of what the Fuck is going on in the bnha manga right now???? #i had a grand total of like 4 afo quotes in my respository and this was the last one left #but seriously what the fuck is happening #i tuned out for like 2 years and i come back to deku [SPOILERS] and shiggy [SPOILERS] and afo [SPOILERS] #like WHAT #guys i dont actually know if dabi is alive is he alive #is hawks alive??? #hell is bakugou alive????? last i heard bro got Wasted #im only here because ive been procrastinating on coursework for the past 48 hours and im trying to keep the streak going #it's 6 am ive been up since i awoke from my nap at midnight #only thing of actual substance i know is that hawks and dabi got 4th and 5th place in the most recent popularity poll #good for them soulmates #dabihawks #shigaraki tomura #shimura tenko #all for one

[allthestories]

Charles to Alastair, Thomas, and Math: No, none of you understand, my secret is too shamef—  

Thomas: You dumb bitch every person in this room right now is gay

#chain of thorns #the last hours #tlh #thomstair #thomas lightwood #matthew fairchild #charles fairchild #incorrect quotes #shadowhunters #the shadowhunter chronicles #tsc #cassie clare #chot spoilers #cassandra clare #chot #cot #cot spoilers #chain of thorns spoilers #alastair carstairs

[im-still-watching-anime]

*post chunin exams*

kakashi: sooo what did you guys think of gai?

naruto: he’s got cool eyebrows!

kakashi: yes!! A+ for naruto!!

naruto: oh my god my first ever A

sasuke: since when do we get grades

kakashi: since now. now what did you think of gai? and remember i am NOT afraid to give out F’s

#naruto #naruto shippuden #naruto incorrect quotes #kakagai #hatake kakashi #might gai #uchiha sasuke #uzumaki naruto #naruto team 7 #sakura: should we tell him the grade isn’t real #sasuke: just leave him be he’s been crying happy tears over it for the last hour #all you have to do to suck up to kakashi is be nice to gai #easiest thing in the world #kakashi has been on SIGHT with gai haters since he was like five and i think that’s important to remember😤

[kaitcreates]

James: I have a bad feeling about this.

Christopher: What do you mean?

James: Don’t you get that little voice in your head that tells you if you’re going to get in trouble?

Christopher: No?

Thomas: That explains a lot I guess.

#shadowhunters #the shadowhunter chronicles #tsc #the last hours #tlh #the last hours incorrect quotes #incorrect shadowhunters quotes #shadowhunter incorrect quotes #james herondale #thomas lightwood #christopher lightwood

[thedeviltavern]

Alastair: Pros and cons of dating me.

Alastair: Pros. You'll be the cute one.

Alastair: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-

#thomastair #alastair carstairs #thomas x alastair #thomas lightwood #the merry thieves #the last hours #shadowhunters incorrect quotes #tlh #incorrect tlh quotes #the last hours incorrect quotes

[lesbocrocker]

#I feel so bad #im so sorry for making this #It’s kind of true though #matthew fairchild #charlotte fairchild #the last hours #tlh memes #the shadowhunter chronicles memes #tsc #tsc memes #the shadowhunter chronicles incorrect quotes #the shadowhunter chronicles #the last hours incorrect quotes #the last hours memes #tlh incorrect quotes #tlh #the infernal devices #the infernal devices incorrect quotes #the infernal devices memes #tid #tid incorrect quotes #tid memes

[that-sarcastic-optimist]

James: The human body is 70% water. So we're all basically cucumbers with anxiety

Matthew: Excuse me, with the amount of salt and alcohol I consume, I'm more like a pickled cucumber

#Matthew Fairchild #james herondale #the last hours #tlh #tlh memes #the last hours incorrect quotes

[howwnowbrowncoww]

This one goes out to all the Akechi fans; may you all develop better tastes in men one day🙏

#I'M JOKING #mostly #anyway i'd be a huge hypocrite after making like 20 other akechi posts like this one already lmao #this might be my last one unless i suddenly find more inspiration and the will to ruin my elbows sitting in place for hours #p5 #persona 5 #i don't think this one counts as spoilery but lmk if you think it needs a tag #incorrect quotes #persona 5 protagonist #goro akechi #ann takamaki

[marvel-lous-guy]

Tony: we're out of coffee

Peter: we hid it, its been 2 days since you got any rest. You need to sleep.

Tony: 3 days actually

Tony: why did I just volunteer that information?

Peter: Because you need to go to sleeeeeep

#Friday: actually boss it has been 4 days since you last slept for more than 2 consecutive hours #such a snitch #tony stark #peter parker #irondad #marvel #marvel cinematic universe #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect mcu #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #mcu #incorrect peter parker #ironman #iron man #spider man #spiderman #spiderson #irondad and spiderson

[dayque]

#just saw it #shadowhunters #the shadowhunter chronicles #incorrect shadowhunters quotes #castairs #herondales #will herondale #james carstairs #emma carstairs #the mortal instruments #shadowhunters the origins #the last hours #twp #the last shadowhunter