#the layers on this joke though

[hrokkall]

Speak no ill of the dead

#Inscryption #Grimora #Inscryption Fanart #Inscryption Stinkbug #1 bit art #REMIND ME TO NEVER DO 1 BIT ART AGAIN. HOLY SHIT. #Infinite respect for artists who do 1 bit as their main style because. Damn. #Shoutout to my dithering brushes though. Still had to do some by hand but they were a MASSIVE help #The tricks I learned while doing this are: 1. layer brushes until it looks right. 2. Don't overuse white lines. #3. If a space is too dark genuinely just... add random pixels until it isn't (see: around the hands. And neck. And face. And) #Jokes aside I simultaneously enjoyed doing this and want to make 1000 more and also never want to do this again. You understand #Hrokkall Art

[aroaceleovaldez]

Jason, Reyna, and Nico have one billion in-jokes about Mediterranean history between the bronze age to the renaissance that they find absolutely hilarious and no one else understands in the slightest. i know this in my heart to be true.

#pjo #riordanverse #jason grace #reyna ramírez-arellano #nico di angelo #im just saying. reyna and jason are canonically HUGE history nerds and nico is at least a huge mythology nerd #though also is heavily implied to *also* be a history nerd #dude's special interests are pirates and world mythology you KNOW he has one specific segment of history he's obsessed with #plus he canonically use to travel all around italy and knows a bunch of historical places and their contexts #those three all accidentally ended up best friends with each other and now they have a BFFs trio of geeking out over ancient rome #theyre in so deep with layered in-jokes that one will just shout a singular word and the other two will double-over laughing #and nobody can fathom how this is funny and no the explanation of the historical context is not helping

[xbuster]

タクト口上妄想 by @yushi_Ma1 ※Translated and typeset by me

#wonderful precure! #wonderful precure #precure #komugi inukai #iroha inukai #yuki nekoyashiki #mayu nekoyashiki #another layer of the joke is probably that the obvious chant for mayu is 'riri-riri' (lily lily) but mayu's stupid #obviously those notes above the chants weren't originally there #but i felt like i needed to show that 'fure-fure' actually DOES mean something #since japanese doesn't have a direct equivalent to the 'hu' sound they use the same sound as the one for 'fu' so 'hooray' sounds like 'fure #and 'rin-rin' is meaningless #so i just put notes over 'wan-wan' and 'nyan-nyan' for consistency even though they're more well-known

[uncanny-tranny]

I know this is a very unoriginal observation (much like any other), but I'm finally reading The Great Gatsby, and even I wouldn't describe men the way Nick does.

#queer #lgbt #lgbtq #i did watch the 2013 film for my ap english class though (i think they didn't have enough time left for us to actually read it) #like the way he described tom was very. superfluous in my opinion. something you want to tell the class NICK (joking) #i find myself really partial to the general writing styles of that time though #i haven't even gotten that far in the book either i'm just barely past the part where daisy is introduced #so nick is just waffling about his family history and how he rents for $80/month #which is relatable when you consider inflation. nick i hope you eat you landlord #i can see why people don't like this writing but i am endlessly fascinated by the prose #maybe i should just free myself from the impulse to hide behind layers of self-censorship and live like nick does #tbh tho i still prefer non-fiction and textbooks BUT fiction is valuable and is useful #fiction is like play - it lets you explore different possibilities and thought in a safe environment

[sovonight]

why is so much of sewing just tracing and cutting and tracing again q_q i see why people get projectors and use adobe illustrator now

#drawing up a design that i can easily pattern from my sloper: 😊 #actually having to make the pattern by tracing and cutting ad infinitum: 😰 #piecing together printer paper to get a big enough sheet of paper and doing this ten million times: 🥲😭 #not to mention the IRONING.... prewashing the fabric and having to iron 8 yards of fabric???? excuse me???? #and then distorting it as i iron bc it has a slight stretch and i got so tired i stopped being careful 2 yards in #and the way that you're supposed to press every seam... excuse me... am i just supposed to have my iron heated and on standby at all times #AND THE STEAM??? i just got stay tape the other day and thought it'd be a neat alternative to stay stitching #BUT IT NEEDS STEAM TO ACTIVATE (which okay makes sense) BUT long story short i'm too afraid to use the steam function #on my iron because none of us are sure if water should go back into a tank that's been in disuse for 30+ years #so instead i get this water spray pen and delicately spray down the length of each piece of stay tape #before i cover it with a piece of gauze and iron it. and then i have to iron it extra so all the water actually evaporates #oh and the spray pen holds as much water as half a pen so i have to walk to the kitchen every 10 sprays to refill it #and i have to do this for every curved edge on my pattern pieces #i mean the alternative is just stay stitching but then i would have to calibrate my settings for a single layer of fabric instead of double #which means i have to switch my needle out more and i'm still new enough that sometimes i install a needles wrong despite going through #all the same exact motions that i usually would. i'm LITERALLY suffering out here. anyway can't wait to sew or whatever #oh and did i mention i went to a sewing meetup recently? yeah... #everyone there bought like $30-$100/yard fabric and i was there awkwardly knowing i only buy like $12/yard fabric #honestly though i have the opposite problem people usually joke about. i find it So hard to find fabric i actually like #it needs to be the right fiber + right color + right pattern/texture + right weight + i have to know exactly what i'm going to make with it

[interlagostrack]

yeah, that's pretty much our weather any day

#we always joke that you have to leave the house in the morning with many layers to get though a normal day #f1 #lewis hamilton

[kimaamaya]

On Instagram I said I’d fix the tree but haha I lied it was 3:00AM and I didn’t wanna deal with the tree so I just left it as is I think it’s funny this way

So I! Actually tried! Something! New!!! And by that I mean I actually did a full on scene not just a silly little portrait or pose and you know I learned a lot of valuable lessons doing this. A lot of valuable lessons. Many. Don’t color the background after the characters kids please don’t do it. Also plan what you’re actually gonna do because I’d finish one thing and get absolutely stuck because I didn’t know where to go from there

I drew this for AkiRui week on Twitter and I thought I was gonna do all 7 days and I only managed 2 BUT was it fun?? Yes very! It was nice doing something bigger and it was probably good for me to step out of my comfort zone too. I’m gonna do Anhane week too and hopefully that goes A LITTLE easier now that I’ve kinda figured out how to do some stuff

So anyway I like these 2 together I think they’re very silly and they probably pick at each other a lot but like affectionately. I feel like the Shinonomes would have to give each other 2 weeks notice before inviting Rui/Mizuki over because the one time they were there at the same time they just tag teamed Ena and Akito

Oh yeah also yes this was originally gonna be based on that one Club Penguin image but my brain started coming up with more and I just went with it

#Once I can draw 4 characters interacting it’s all over for you guys #The Wondershowing begins. #I have some ideas for them I’ve been rotating in my head like a microwave but I need to finish An birthday art + Anhane week first #God drawing this made me so tired though #I made like 50 layers I’m not joking #I wish I was joking I made 50 layers and I was close to a frenzy every time I had to look through them #God this made me tired #*Collapses and falls asleep for One Thousand Years* #I’m definitely practicing backgrounds now that was the hardest part #project sekai #shinonome akito #akito shinonome #kamishiro rui #rui kamishiro #akirui #my art #myart

[androdragynous]

protective eyewear ratings so far

eye patches - 10/10. Work as advertised. Come in fun colors. Different options for different needs

ice pack / cooling eye patches - 7/10. they have their uses but most of the time are just uncomfortable. Work fine as general ice packs though

swim goggles - 5/10. good points for affordability but bad points for the suction rings that will inevitably end up on your face. also gets hard to see w condensation. good for keeping our irritants

motorcycle goggles - 9/10. Same irritant and moisture benefits as swim goggles for a little extra cost. No suction cup rings. Still get blurry with condensation though (are my eyes just unusually damp. Wouldn't that be a driving hazard) get extra points for the mad scientist look

sleep mask - 9/10 comfortable and prevents irritation. Wish more fun colors were common bc I keep losing it in the laundry

special sleep goggles - 3/10. Great for trapping moisture if dry eyes are a problem but imo way too overpriced for what they are. would rather sleep in swim goggles and suffer the consequences (the eye rings)

sunglasses - 10/10. You can look normal or stack them I've goggles and look like an idiot. Flawless and wide affordability range

hiking / mountaineering goggles - haven't tried yet. presumably better at light blocking than motorcycle goggles and I'm curious

#this isn't a funny jokes post I'm literally just listing shit #i have so many eyewears #nothing advertised as like fog resistant has succeded on not fogging up though which is annoying #reading is already hard dont make me do it through a condensation layer #patch me through to palaven command

[localcryptic]

i've been tempted to start one of those tumblr gimmick blogs but its "identifying fonts in posts" because i. am autistic about typography. and in my daily life a million times i will stop what i'm doing and comment on the font something is written in

#'if you were a true nerd you would know fonts and typefaces are different' I KNOW THIS BUT NOT EVERYONE DOES #AND I MUSTNT BE TRULY OBNOXIOUS I AM ANNOYING ENOUGH AS IT IS #i really like helvetica but mostly when its bold and not when its in all caps #helvetica neue can stay but its on thin ice. i dont like it as much even though there are only marginal differences #some people will say Arial and Helvetica are the same. i tell these people there is a special layer of hell made just for them #joking. but they are very different #i hate copperplate gothic and every time i see it i lose a year off my life #futura is Okay. its also on thin ice. when its good its really good but its also a bit oversaturated rn #anyways.

[aprilmr]

Dragon Age: Inquisition has many funny moments but the one that makes me almost cry laugh every time is in the Jaws of Hakkon DLC where this poor orlesian human historian tries to remember the elven gods' names and he says something along the lines of: "There's only one "f" for Falon'Din. Oh, I suppose I forgot about Fen'Harel" and Solas goes: "Most people do". Pure comedy.

Upd: found it

#wow that's a long sentence #i'll see if i can find this moment on youtube though...i need to see it #the layers in this joke #dragon age #shut up april #Youtube

[m0e-ru]

inabas no 1 loser adult category

#p4 #tohru adachi #souji seta #moel gas station attendant #⛽️🌫 #arttag #boot.tingting #gsa sl au #// i say adult category because yosuke bags the teenage category at best thank you for your efforts hanamurakun #// sorry for the multilingual nonsense. dont think i'll translate it though 🏌️🏌️🏌️ #// all of these are buried under three layers of visualive directed and written by shintaroasanuma first screening march 15 2012 at sunshin #// i say this because of the context for the jokes obviosuly but also i think im getting the hang of drawing adachi just wish my artstyle d #// idnt make things look so fluffy . a burden i carry est 2017

[s-wordsmith]

Hardison in The Three-Card Monte Job when he thinks Russian mob assassins are coming to their secret base to kill him: grabs his laptop (Hardison with a laptop is unstoppable), a couple stacks of cash (food and a safe place to crash), a bag of some kind (presumably to pack the laptop and cash into once he has a second), and a partial 2-liter bottle of orange soda. Just the necessities.

#Leverage #Alec Hardison #The Three-Card Monte Job #I love him #He had none of this when they told him the guys were coming after him #Didn't even take time to pack the computer up safely or hide the full stacks of cash #But he had time to grab his soda #Did he even grab a charging cord #Unless it's in the bag already #no #Headcanon that Parker and Eliot separately pack him go-bags #after he makes jokes about running for his life with just his soda and the clothes on his back #(they say something about how he wouldn't have survived and he says he did before and they Cannot With Him) #Sophie understands; Sophie can run with just her brains too #(not that Eliot and Parker can't; they just don't trust it enough to not layer in backups because that's gone wrong before) #Sophie packs one for Nate though because he's too helpless to get by without one #Years later Hardison has a list condensed from his observations of everybody's go-bags #and includes it in the startup packet for every Leverage International team #Right after the 'team enrichment in your safe homes' section #And right before 'The Harlan Leverage III Banking System and the Concept of a Shared Emergency Stash'

[azol-otl]

If you’re like me and can never think of undercover names for all the bat-people besides the ubiquitous ‘Matches Malone’, ‘Alvin Draper’, and ‘Robbie Malone’ (though I’m not entirely sure that one isn’t just complete fanon but whatever I see it a lot), try using these alternatives for some of the rest:

Kate: Davina Sheridan

Babs: Trixie Miller

Cass: Dora He

Jason: Simon de la Cruz

Stephanie: Brittany Geary

Duke: John  Reuel

Harper: Ellen Rigby

#if it wasn't clear this is a joke #actually it's several jokes layered into one another but I made this for one big joke #Though I actually do like Dora for Cass so who knows maybe use them #Jason's is in spanish because I am latino and his name holds a reference and a joke #also because I headcanon him to either be latino or raised it. #if you wanted some good Jason identities there's Jamie Knight from kthonicecho on ao3 #and the absolute genius that is Parker Row from chucklesbuckles on ao3 #so you can use those for inspiration #batfamily #Kate Kane #Barbara Gordon #Cassandra Cain #Jason Todd #Stephanie Brown #Duke Thomas #Harper Row

[jokingluna]

#princess luna #Princess Celestia #vocabulary #crying #joke #not onions #though onions have layers #like ogres #and cake

[monty-glasses-roxy]

The Ruined pizzaplex is steeped in death and disrepair, it’s almost to the point that when the others are finally Meteor-ed, they don’t even know if they’ll survive escaping the damn place. None of them know, it’s a death trap. I don’t even think some of them expected to live for long after they escaped

But then they do, and they’re in a completely unfamiliar world that’s saturated with life and it’s unlike anything they’ve ever been exposed to before. Fazent always carried that touch of death, yknow? They never knew any different.

But then they claw their way into the light and someone is wrapping a blanket around their shoulders and giving them a bottle of water and asking if they’re ok because they must’ve just been Changed, they look so disoriented, and they don’t know what to do.

But they have each other, they’re *alive* again. The scars will never go away, but they have each other, and they desperately hope that’s enough.

YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE-

Fsdfsdf nah though you're on the right lines with this... may I offer...

The Plex is dead. It's stagnant, forever unchanging and is left to rot like all the other bodies under the floorboards. Those that remain are rotting and hurt, discarded like broken and unwanted toys and abandoned in the ruins of what is the only world, the only home they've ever known.

... But it's not dead.

How can it be? They're still there. They're still alive.

And like a phoenix rising from the ashes, they'll realise that for themselves and start laying the kindle for their fire.

#GFDSDFS #didn't know whether to leave it at a funny joke or try and like. give you something here #what I'm saying here is that my brain is making complicated metaphors for a story it hasn't actually finished cooking yet lmao #i dunno the concept of life and death is probably gonna be pretty crucial here #it's just different to them and it always has been so what makes something dead or alive is... #well I can already think of like. at least four examples off the top of my head where this would be relevant #nah the intricacies and the layers of what I want are all here for the most part so I just gotta like. weave the rest of the story together #with it's characters and their choices and the lives they are leading #I'm spinning in circles on meanings and shit cause my brain is buzzing like a hive of bees over the fucking #LAYERS of a HUGE plot thing that will be part of the major resolution at the end #it's like a god damn wedding cake or I dunno #onions?? #maybe onions given if I do it right it WILL cause some tears lmao #nah though we'll see how this plays out #I'm most likely overcomplicating and at some point I'll just grab the threads and pull the stupid brain knots out for this lmao #but nah what I'm going for IS complicated cause I've never tried an approach like this before so like #it's keeping my brain chugging for realsies #meteors au #pop rox answers

[shadoictea]

Playing around with layered armor and The joke wrote itself.... to MANY a Groan from Fiancé XD

#The Wrogli I slayed for this joke was totes worth it #Just you wait till we get Master Rank layered armor Unlocked #I WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE! #Im having an Owl of a time #Even though they call them Cahoots here.... #monster hunter rise #monster hunter #Horrible Puns