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chososlilprincess · 4 months
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okay last LAST part of Virgin!Choso…part 4<3 (i will probably do scenarios w Choso as a virgin in the future tho but this is the end of this lil series) other parts here: part 1. part 2. part 3.
alright….rly hope u guys like it!!<33
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Virgin Choso, who wakes up in the morning, blinking his eyes, trying to get used to the sunlight coming in through the blinds.
You’re laying on his chest, your arms hugging him close, breathing softly. You’d fallen asleep quickly last night, fucked out from him eating you out. He smiles at the memory of you kissing him, and how you’d said yes to being his perfect little girlfriend. He starts rubbing your back, kissing your forehead softly before moving you, he’d needed to go to the bathroom for 30 minutes now, holding it in because he didnt want to wake you, he wanted to stay with you on his chest forever.
When he leaves his bathroom he stands in his boxers and a white t-shirt outside of his bedroom, he needs a cigarette, and he wants to let his princess sleep.
He goes to his balcony and pulls out a cig from the pack, putting it between his lips and lighting it. He’s really happy he realizes, and his heart is at ease, even though it’s still burning up from how much he loves the girl sleeping in his bed.
A minute later he hears the door to his bedroom open, and the pats of your feet on the floor, walking to him. You wrap your arms around his middle, nuzzling your face into his back.
Fuck. calm yourself Choso.
“come back to bed please,” you tell him in a small voice, hugging him closer.
His heart clenches, “of course,” he says, he could never deny you anything, And he takes your hand as you lead him back to his bed.
“Wanna show you how much i like you,” you say as you place urself in his lap, straddling him on his bed. You feel him twitching in his boxers. And when he looks at you again, his eyes are full of desperation.
“been wanting you,” he breathes out “so much and i…” he pulls you closer by your waist, wrapping his arms around you. “i touched myself…every night, thinking about your pretty face and…” he’s embarrassed to admit it and his cheeks flush.
“it’s okay…i did it too choso..” you say softly and caress his cheek.
you touched yourself thinking about him. fuck that did it for him.
“wanna be inside you…please i,” he buries his face in your neck, bucking his hips and you feel how hard he is. You’re driving him insane, sitting on his lap so pretty, with only your top and panties on. He wants to show you he’s yours, he wants you to tell him youre his.
“shhh i want you too…” you tell him and he nods,
You kiss him then, giving him little pecks around his mouth. And when you put your hand on his cock, he whines and grinds himself into you.
“wanna touch it…can i?” you say innocently and trace a finger up his cock, all the way to the tip. He whimpers, “please,” and rubs his head on your cheek.
As soon as you get his consent you put your hand down his boxers, pulling out his dick. Its so pretty. Long and thick, the tip leaking and red. And you eye the happy trail from his groin all the way to his belly button.
“look…my hand almost doesn’t fit around it…so big…” you say fascinated, studying his dick. He groans deeply, holding onto your waist. “baby i…” he’ll cum if you say shit like that, while looking so perfect on top of him.
You stroke him once slowly and he kisses you again, groaning into your mouth. it feels so good, so much better than when he’s doing it himself. He bucks up into your hand, fucking himself into it. He’s panting softly, and when you pull away his eyes are half lidded, he looks fucked out already.
“cant wait anymore please fuck,” he almost looks like hes gonna cry, looking down at your hand stroking him, “let me be inside you princess please,” he begs.
You take your hand away from his dick, and he sobs at the lack of contact. “tell me,” you say, and he knows what you mean.
“loved you ever since you smiled at me for the first time, i think about you…f-fuck i think about you all the time,” his face turns into one full of affection, “ive never done this before,” He says, and doesnt tell you that not only is he a Virgin, but he also had no clue about sex before Yuji told him. Back then something in his human heart wanted you so bad, and now all of him does.
“ive never felt this before,” he sniffles, “fuck please princess i can’t take it anymore,” he’s shaking now, trembling from his desire.
“shhh…take your clothes off,” you tell him and he obeys you, pulling off his t-shirt to reveal his toned chest, his body full of scars. He pulls off his boxers and you pull off your panties.
“lay down,”
He gets on the bed, And you admire him for a moment. He’s completely naked, big chest and strong arms on full display. His hard cock leaking and stiff on his stomach.
When you get on top of him he mewls in anticipation. You put your hands on his chest, placing your pussy on his length.
He grabs your thighs tightly as he groans. Youre so wet, all for him. It makes his heart swell with pride.
You grab him and place him to your wet hole, putting his tip inside. And hes so big, your little pussy struggling to take even just his tip. You whine out and he stops you before you can sink down on him more. hes breathing heavily, cheeks a light pink, “dont wanna hurt you…” he breathes out.
“i…i can take it, just…give me a minute,” you say and bite your lip tightly. And youre so fucking adorable, how youre struggling to take his big cock, but you want to make him happy so bad, wanna have him inside you so bad.
When you finally sink down fully on him, you both moan in unison. And Choso groans at the way he can see himself poking through your tummy.
You look at him, silently asking for permission to keep going, he nods eagerly. You lift your hips and start fucking yourself on him slowly, letting out the prettiest sounds hes ever heard, It feels so fucking good. Your cunt is so wet and warm. He loves this, he loves you. He whimpers and cries while you bounce on him, moving his hands to your waist.
“you’re so handsome Choso,” you say it softly to him, clenching down on his length. You think hes handsome.
Choso looses his mind.
“fuck baby i’m sorry,” He grabs your hips and flip you over so that you’re laying on your back underneath him, he slides into you again, “need to…fuck i need you,” he whines and he ruts into you fast and desperate.
You’re moaning so pretty now. he keeps going.
“mine…mine mine mine mine,” he breathes.
You look up at him with your pretty big eyes, letting out the cutest sound hes ever heard. And with that he reaches his high.
“fuck i love you i love you i love you,” he repeats it over and over as he fills you up with his hot cum, trembling and crying from how good he feels, while you cum around him too from the feeling of him finishing inside you.
He passes out on top of you, breathing heavily, careful not to crush you under him. You reach up and stroke his hair, calming him as he comes down from his high. He nuzzles his cheek into you, kissing you softly as he pulls out of you with a whimper.
He lays down next to you and cradle you to his chest, wrapping his arms around you and kissing the top of your head.
“i love being your boyfriend,” he says,
and you laugh, your body vibrating against him.
he looks at you with a smile, “what? whats funny?”
you stop to look at him again, “nothing,” you crawl on top of him then, laying flat on his chest, folding your arms and putting your head on your hands.
“fuck youre pretty,” he breathes, and you kiss him softly.
“And youre handsome…or maybe i shouldnt say that because you might go beast mode again,” you grin at him,
“shut up…” he mumbles, and you laugh even harder. “its okay…i liked it,” you say,
“say that youre mine,” you look at him and his face is serious,
“im yours Choso…”
You both fall asleep to the sound of eachothers heartbeat.
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YIPPIEEE!! yeah i made reader say he went “beast mode” sue me. i was giggling bru😭😭 (she said it ironically dont worry)
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blackdchliia · 9 months
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hey pookie bear i was sent here to request somethin so👀
yk what about some cute lil dad! yuta head canons or a lil story? he’s just so 😩 and i need more.
puh lease and fank yew 🙏
listennnn, i LOVE writing anime guys as dads, i don’t know what it is about it but it’s just so, so cute!
Dad! Yuta Okkotsu Headcanons
warnings: fluff, dad yuta, reader’s pronouns are not specified, slight Nsfw, some cursing, reader and yuta are specified to be married
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when yuta okkotsu had first meet you while attending jujutsu high, he honestly never once saw that, in years time, the two of you would be married and would have two beautiful baby boy’s together.
but, it happened!
when you and yuta first found out that you were expecting when you were only but nineteen years old, he was both over and moon and a nervous wreck.
a baby? at nineteen!
this couldn’t be right, the two of you were just babies yourselves!
but, alas, it seemed as though no matter how safe yuta had tried to fuck you, it all came in vein.
your oldest baby boy, yukki, was born on may seventeenth. he was the spitting image of yuta; tuffs of black hair atop of his little head, and gorgeous black eyes.
yuta fell in love the moment that little baby was placed in his hands.
“he’s so beautiful, y/n.”
he spoke through tears, bottom lip quivering as he cradled yukki’s little chubby body close to his chest.
when you and yuta were granted permission to leave the hospital with your little bundle of joy, the nerves came back.
yuta was scared; he didn’t want to leave the hospital. it was so safe there, he could easily know when something was wrong with yukki.
but, you reassured him that the two of you would figure this out together.
“it’s okay yuta, we’ve got this.”
while yukki was growing up, yuta spent days getting up out of bed, even after spending late hours out exorcising curses, just to make sure your baby boy was okay in his crib.
you can’t count how many times you’d wake up in the mornings to an empty bed, only to find yuta fast asleep in the little rocking chair in yukki’s room, yukki clung tightly to his chest.
it wasn’t until yukki was two did you and yuta decide to try for another baby.
you didn’t have to try much, considering yuta almost always fucked you so good you were certain that if he wasn’t wearing protection you’d end up pregnant.
after the first couple of times trying, you ended up pregnant once again.
both you and yuta wanted a little girl to balance out the household.
when you asked yukki what he wanted his baby sibling to be, he simply looked up at you and yuta, black eyes wide and tongue sticking out as he blew a raspberry in your face.
“no baby mama!”
yukki was adamant on not wanting another baby in the house.
he was the baby!
yuta cant count how many times he had to calm yukki from throwing a tantrum in the store whenever the two of you would pick something up for the new baby.
“no baby mama!”
“no baby papa! ‘ut it back!”
the moment yuta heard the word “no” coming from yukki’s lips, he was immediately cradling the toddler to his chest, shushing in in embarrassment as you quickly paid for whatever it was that you two were buying.
your second baby boy, osamu, was born on december ninth. he was also the spitting image of yuta, looking just like yukki when he was born. black hair and all.
when yukki, who was being watched by inumaki while you and yuta were in the hospital, was brought to meet osamu, he was all over him!
it warmed yuta’s heart, watching as yukki laid on the bed beside you, gently cradling his baby brothers head in his arms.
“baby…” he whispered, black eyes wide as he gently patted osamu’s little face with his sticky little hands.
you giggled, “yes, baby..be gentle.”
yuta couldn’t stop the grin from growing on his face as he watched you and your guys’ boys sitting on the bed, just cradling one another.
it’s safe to safe that yuta is an amazing dad.
he makes sure to attend every doctors appointment your child has, and makes sure to memorize each of their allergies.
he never forces osamu or yukki into doing things that they don’t want to do.
he’s a firm believer in gentle parenting. not once has yuta ever smacked at your children or screamed at them.
he spends hours watching awful disney movies with both of the boys. he doesn’t care if they’re bad, as long as the boys are enjoying it.
good luck on ever getting laid again, because yuta can never say no to yukki and osamu. if one or the other wants to lay in bed with you guys for the night, then yuta’s allowing it.
he sleeps with a hand wrapped tightly around you and the boys, squishing all of you impossibly close on the queen-sized bed.
yuta never would’ve thought that he’d ever have to chase after two feral toddlers ever in his life. but anytime you guys go to the park—it’s awful.
“yukki don’t run over there!”
“osamu, quit touching that!”
“yukki don’t grab that bird!”
“osamu quit biting other people!”
cue yukki and osamu running through the parking lot, yuta chasing after them and yelling at them to knock it off.
when the boys get older, they find joy in making your husband run himself rampant.
you have to get onto them so many times, because bless yuta’s heart, it’s so hard on him!
osamu loves to mess with his dad; he loves to prank him, and worry him sick!
yukki loves to scare his dad, he loves popping up out of random places and just yelling, practically giving yuta a heart attack.
“yukki and osamu! quit that! you’re gonna make your dad have a heart attack!”
they apologize, but always go back to messing with him.
yuta’s honestly an amazing father. he loves you, and he loves his boys so much.
he does so much for both you and the boys, and he absolutely adores watching them grow up side-by-side.
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fatuismooches · 3 months
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Mick Wingert (Dottores VA) is doing signings again!!!!! I got one cuz my birthday is in likr two days (the 7th) YIPPE!!!!! Now I got like 3 dottore signings.... can u tell i'm a normal and functional person in society 💀 I wish I could show pics of my dottore collection but being anon doesn't let you.... 😔 sadge....
On another note... I just came up with a silly lil scenario...
Imagine an experiment going wrong and suddenly reader is a lil cat!!!! (reader meowing NONSTOP at dottore and the segments...) The segments start picking up and playing with cat reader (long cat 2.0), I think the idea of Omega's lil robot eye thing being able to produce a laser is silly so imagine him using that and reader just chasing it around...
reader at some point starts knocking stuff over (they cant help it... they just a silly kitty!!!!) Dottore is NOT amused and WILL be talking to you about that when he finishes a reversal potion...
A few days after reader is human again they start hacking up a hairball.... or is that a puffling? 🤔 - 🐓
AHHH HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🐓 ANON!! (it's like two hours from the 7th here but 🙏❤️) I hope you have a wonderful day!! AND YES I saw about the signings, congrats on yours!! (And don't worry,, it's completely normal to have a lot of merch of your fav :3)
BUT YES... I love the idea of reader accidentally being affected by Dottore's experiments!! (For fluff purposes. Angsty... ☹️) Ahh there would be the comedic explosion and puffs of fog, the segments coughing and waving away the smoke and calling out to you to make sure you're okay but no response... except for a meow...? Actually, many many meows, and then one of the segments feels something clawing at his leg. A cat... that suspiciously has appeared in the place of you. Dottore feels a pounding headache coming out when the segments present him with cat you.
They definitely give you lots of head scratches and tummy rubs! They end up fighting over who gets to have you in their lap... you end up loafing on little Zandy instead. 😭 You think, life as a cat is pretty good... you have zero responsibilities and constant head pats... what more could you want. OMEGA'S EYE MAKING A LASER OH MY GOSH 😭 That is so cute I'm crying but he would be so evil with it... he'd make you run all over the run trying to catch the laser while chuckling at you until you get tired and sleep by his feet... (you playfully punch him for that once you're turned back.)
Silly kitty reader doing zoomies in the lab at 3 am and causing chaos for everyone... you can run now, but once you're turned back, well, there's gonna be no escape from Dottore!! 😭
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nasty-quillz · 7 months
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Aiza/Shin/Han: Enchanted Fleshlight
....I found this in my notebook y'all. I don't remember what I was doing or how it was suppose to end, but I do no it had to be during one of my dark content kicks.
Premise: Y/n and Shinso adopted by Aizawa. Aizawa using Quirked Fleshlight to fuck you in class while you do group work with Sero and Shinso. Pseudo incest and public sex/voyeurism.(Cant remember if I made AU a College or not, but everyone is 18+)
Aizawa Sensei is a bastard. Hundred percent  an absolute bastard.
Because as he sits at his desk, droning on about the day's classwork, you feel the thick head of his dick nudging at your entrance.
He has the nerve to lean his face on one hand as if he’s tired, while the other one is no doubt teasing the enchanted fleshlight you got him, under his desk.
He paired you off for group projects and you remained in your seat, with shaking legs as Hitoshi and Hanta moved to your desk., with their chairs.
“Hey Y/n! You ready for this project,” Hanta asked as he sat in his chair backwards.
“I hope so. If we tank this, Sensei is gonna take it outta my ass in training,” Hitoshi smirks at you as he says it, knowing you’re aware of exactly how.
Just as you go to say you got them, Aizawa chose that moment to push into the gushy hold of the fleshlight, punching the air out of your lungs. Hanta and Hitoshi looked at you, but went back to sketching out ideas.
You tried to give an air of attentiveness, but you look over to where the yellow sleeping bag peaks out behind his desk and gives away nothing. You clenched your jaw at the pleasure of his minute thrusting, pussy spasming around him.
“Fuck.” The whimper is whispered as it drags its way from behind your teeth. Sensei always filled you so good and it made  you adjust yourself in your seat..
You were pulled from your distraction by Hitoshi and Hanta.
“Okay so our Designated villain is… Bakugo.”
You groaned. “Come the fuck on.” 
“Yep,” Hitoshi said, popping the “P”.
“”How the fuck am I meant to paralyze when he moves that fast?!”
Hanta pats your shoulder. “It’s ok, we can take him.”
You nodded, “Okay show me the plan.”
For the next several minutes you fall into your classwork and the thrumming feeling of Aizawa’s become a pleasant background feeling when you’d periodically clench around him. Your panties were soaked and you knew there’d be a wet spot if you stood up.
When Hanta was distracted talking to Hitoshi, you rocked your hips forward in your seat, forcing him deeper into your sloppy hole. Aizawa twitched minutely behind his desk and you bite your lip and exhale through your nose. You thought it went unnoticed, but Hanta turned to look at you.
You okay, Y/n?” 
You opened your mouth to answer, but Hitoshi’s phone went off. You watched as he looked at it and thin purple eyebrows raised to his hairline as he smirked over at you.
It didn’t slip past Hanta. 
“Shinsou, Buddy what’s up?”
Hitoshi started chuckling and you could tell from the look in his eyes you were fucked.
He glances at Hanta, “You wanna have some fun Sero?”
Sero looked at his friend interest piqued. “Yeah?”
Hitoshi looked back at you and Hanta followed.
Without any warning Aizawa started beating your shit up. 
His fist moved the pocket pussy roughly across his dick and the feeling made your eyes cross as your hands scramble to grip onto the desk
You were so wet that you could hear the gooey sound of your pussy in the loud din of talking from the rest of your friends. 
That fact stood for your two friends sitting with you as well, unfortunately.
“Holy shit,” came the lanky boy’s disbelieving whisper.
“How’s Daddy feel, Babygirl,” Hitoshi asked, chuckling at your distressed pleasure.
You glared at him, but it failed when Aizawa hit the spot that made your mouth drop open in a silent moan. “Nii-san, he feels so fucking good,” you whispered, gasping into your hand to muffle it.
Hitoshi looked at Hanta. “Look at my pretty lil’ sister enjoying using her pussy. Bet it’s real slick from getting fucked in front of our whole class.”
You shuddered, hating how your foster brother knew how much of an exhibitionist you were.
“I mean look at Sero. He’s rock hard just watching you fall apart on Daddy’s dick. Bet he’d nut right here if he saw the way it’s hollowing your pussy out. Just slick dripping walls twitching around the fat dripping shape of his dick.”
Hanta groaned, feeling his own dick twitch in his pants. “Fuckin’ Hell, Shinsou.” He pressed the heel of his pal  against his straining erection. “You’re fucking filthy.”
He just grinned that demented smile, as he slipped his hand under the desk. Strong calloused digits ran up bronzed thighs as you spread them.  He slipped them into your soaked panties and slicked his fingers in your mess.
He never took his eyes off of Hanta. “So what do you say, Sero? Don’t you wanna know what she look like creaming on Daddy’s dick.?” 
Just as Hitoshi asked the question, his phone screen lit up with a single word.
Daddy.
Hitoshi answers on his  headphones and listened briefly before taking out one earbud and passing it to Hanta.
The taller young man took it. “H—Hello?”
“Hanta.” Aizawa’s sex voice is something that is long imagined amongst their class in the late hours of the night, but hearing it made him whimper. 
“Yes Sir?”
“You want a taste of my Babygirl, I’ve seen how you look at her..” In the background the slick sound of Aizawa fucking the fake pussy could be heard. It sent a thrill down his spine.
“Watch Hitoshi and I get her off, and You can have all the fun you want.”
Hanta’s breath hitched as he thought of you on your knees in front of him, balls in your mouth and cum on your face.
“Yes Sir.”
“Good boy.”
Hanta’s dick jumped in his pants at the man’s words and his mind reeled with thoughts of getting the man to praise him again.
Shinsou's devious grin interrupted his train of thought.
“Let’s get this show started.”
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still-with-koo · 5 months
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Ok Lo 🥹 with teary eyes I am here to discuss Vincenzo.
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But I wanna read your thots first!
VINCENZO!!! yes let’s discuss!!! but first and foremost THANK YOU for recommending it. seriously i had given up mid-way thru the first ep a few months ago but no one can deny you have the best taste 😘😘
I LOVED IT!!! it’s actually now in my top 5 of all time. i binged the hell out of it, it was that good. (i even stayed up nights watching 😭)
(the rest under the cut with spoilers)
i think the standout for me was song joongki, mostly bc of how adorable he is 🥺 i wanted to squish his cheeks (and other things 🥴) and him and hanseo???! the softness! the lil face slaps! him finding hanseo cute! 🥺 and kwak dongyeon was perfection. i cant remember the last time i saw a redemption arc that massive 😳 oh, actually the only one i can think of to compare it to is steve from stranger things. he went from being kinda annoying to one of my absolute favourite characters. the fact that he tried to fit in with the trio was so adorable, i couldn’t stop saying ‘cute, aww cute’ pretty much everytime he came on screen after he switched to vincenzo’s side. remember when they quizzed him 🥺 he studied. he actually studied. pls he just wanted a head pat and someone to tell him he was doing a good job :((( he was actually such a sweetie pie, imagine if he didnt have the devil incarnate as a brother, he would have turned out so well. vincenzo was the brother he deserved 💔 and i just, i can’t get over how things ended for him (wait no they didn’t end, he’s definitely coming back in season 2!!) tbh i was actually pretty mad at vincenzo for not stepping in and doing something, anything, to stop what happened. to save him. 💔 he’s such a skilled fighter, i feel like he could have jumped in and maybe avoided… i can’t even say it 😭
ok, but on a happier note, vincenzo’s relationship with chayoung was also super adorable, that slow burn was everything! EVERYTHING!! their 10 second hug? her smacking him? 🤣
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(he’s so attractive 😭😭)
and chayoung was such a badass character, i wish i could be that brave and assertive. and man oh man, she is so strong! the way things ended with her dad, that scene was heartbreaking :(((
ok switching back to happy, can we talk about the male on male affection in this show?? i never get to see it and it’s just so disappointing bc yes! pls hug each other! kiss each other! tell each other you admire the other! it’s healthy! it’s freeing! i’m such a sucker for tiny displays of affection, and his interactions with everyone had me clutching my blanket on the verge of tears. ugh every single person in this kdrama was adorable. the intelligence agent especially, his awestruck admiration for vincenzo had me both soft and cackling 🤣
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(pls he’s so funny 🤣 also, perfect timing??)
but all the geumga plaza ppl were surprisingly cute with really interesting back stories. it’s funny, i was thinking to myself how weird it was that all of them had some special talent and then they said the same thing seconds later 🤣
the estranged mother side story was also heartbreaking. i wish they had more time together and that he could have called her mom, but i understand him and why he couldn’t say anything. at least they both knew it before she died, and i’m so grateful chayoung was there to bring them together 🥺💕 the scene where she hugged him, i bawled. and when she was talking about him as he was bawling. and then again when he read her letter 😭
ok last but not least, taecyeon!! i can’t believe i didn’t recognize him??! but he did such an amazing job. and the plot twist was perfection, i was in shock and that hardly ever happens for me (my stupid brain always anticipates plotlines 😭😭) i went from finding him adorable to being in love to hating him resolutely to feeling really sorry for him all in the span of a few eps. although i can never forgive him for how he treated hanseo 😔
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but he is an incredible actor! and the writers are also amazing. choi myunghee also did a fantastic job! i hated her but i guess i was supposed to 🤣 oh! that scene when vincenzo came to their hq and shot his mother’s killer gave me goosebumps, it was so well done 👏
i rambled on here oops… but there was sooo much to talk about! there’s a lot more but i should stop here haha. who were your favourite characters?! favourite moments?!
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riotlain · 2 years
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Egos with their s/o’s cat
Bc my cat is laying on me and being loud
shorter than usual bc i want to post
THIS IS A NWLNW BLOG!! WOMEN DNI
Iplier Egos
Darkiplier
He likes your cat
He just hates the fur
I feel like he’d talk to the cat casually-
“Hello there. How are you doing?” “Meow!” “Oh really?”
You’d never see him do it ofc
When you have your back turned hes cradling your cat
Every once in a while youll find a cat toy on the ground that you dont remember buying
It was Dark ofc
Wilford
Dog person but he doesnt mind cats
Definitely babys the cat tho
Holds it like a baby and walks around
“Have you fed the lil guy today?”
No guns around the cat
Will shoot anyone who insults your cat
Illinois
Bros literally never home bc adventures
But he find it nice when he visits you have a cat to rub against his leg
Pets it like a dog
If its a kitten he’ll put it on his shoulder and walk around your house with it
Gets cool artifacts for you cat??
10/10 Cat dad whenever hes over
Eric Derekson
Was scared of your cat being mean
Now hes emotionally attached to it
Rough day? Eric hangs with your cat
If your cats an outside one he’ll be so fucking scared sometimes
“What- what if your cat gets in a- uh- um- a fight?” Please reassure that your cat will be fine
Always gets lil toys or treats for your cat
Host
Host cant see your cat lol
He enjoys the cat fur tho
Unless its hairless then uh-
He definitely talks to your cat casually
“The Host asks how [Insert cat’s name]’s day has been?” “Meow!” “Well thats nice :)”
Emotionally attached to your cat now
Septiceye Egos
Anti
Hes an asshole to your cat
Would never hurt em or anything
Just bullies him
“Hey, Y/n! Look at this fatty!” * Anti holding up your cat*
Has beef with your cat for some reason??
“What’re you lookin’ at?”
Jameson
Cat person for sure
Cradles your cat
Gets lil toys for em
Literally the whole thing
“Looky here at this rascal!” *Pats your cats head*
Your cat will probably end up following him around alot
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spaceistheplaceart · 1 year
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can you do more Serizawa werewolf headcanons please?
sure!!!
in wolf form his snout is big and long like a grayhound almost lmao. just bc i think those nervous dogs rep him wonderfully
BIG and FLUFFY and very very hairy. if he wasnt a werewolf he'd be a werebear. his fur curls a tiny bit and his hair grows a little bit faster than a normal humans so reigen has to cut it again but tbh if he goes to reigen for it a third time reigen will just yell at him to go to a hairdresser or start paying him
uhhh he likes to chew on stuff. he'll end up chewing on his hands if he doesnst have something to chew on. reigen might just give him a few of mobs old chew toys he doesnt use anymore.
he loves head pats occasionally but he never gets them :( bc reigen is shorter than he is also he would feel weird doing that to him. and seri never would ask for it. :((( pls give him a little scratch or a pet
i think he'd b most likely to make animalish noises while still in human form bc he isnt used to really "hiding" considering he's been in his room for a long while. so he'll whine when sad or make a small yip when startled or something like that. (if ur a seirei then reigen might think it's a lil cute hehe)
his scent is the smell of old clothes that you bought from the thrift store, dust/something stagnant, coffee, and wet dirt (in a good way) a lot of brown colours.
i cant think of anything else lol
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tomkinard · 7 months
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if you don't mind, would you please infodump crashgate to me? i keep seeing it being referred to but i don't actually understand it :/ you can just ignore this ask if you don't want to tho!
OH MY GODDDDDD 🫨🫨🫨 SIT DOWN. I’M ABOUT TO TELL U THE MOST BEAUTIFULLY CHAOTIC AND CHAOTICALLY BEAUTIFUL FORMULA 1 CONTROVERSY OF ALL TIME
SO THE YEAR IS 2008. our key main players are as follows— fernando alonso, 2x world champion and also my skrunkly, his teammate nelson piquet jr, a rookie in this szn and also the son of known garbage can nelson piquet, pat symonds, renault’s director of engineering, and flavio briatore, renault’s managing director and TP at the time.
renault is literally not even in contention for the championship this year, so why they did this? who the fuck knows honestly. but we’re headed into the singapore gp. fernando has a very unfortunate qualifying, getting knocked out in Q2 after a mechanical failure and starting 15th, next to piquet jr who starts 16th. the race is seemingly normal. fernando pits on lap 12 for tyres and fuel (bc yes, back then u could refuel) and then 2 laps later, piquet jr fucking bins it into turn 17. like the flop that he is. and bc this specific turn makes it difficult to retrieve cars, they had to deploy the safety car.
2008 regs meant that the pitlane would be closed while the safety car was deployed until all the cards bunched up behind it. this gave fernando a significant advantage because remember, he already pitted 2 laps earlier, which meant that by the time the pit lane opened, the rest of the grid would have needed to pit for tyres or for fuel while he didn’t, giving him the clean air to put himself in front of the order. shenanigans ensue (massa’s fuel hose nightmare etc etc) that give him more of an advantage, and he goes on to eventually win the race.
NOW. to anyone else, this seems very, very normal. wow ! congrats to nando and renault for scoring their very first win of the season ! #underdogtingz ! and yes for literally a year, that’s what everyone thought .. until the next season.
in 2009, renault were flopping saurrr bad. they kept the same lineup and while fernando was doing his absolute best dragging the tractor that is the r29 (and slaying bc the fucker actually managed to put it on pole once), piquet jr was unsurprisingly a total disappointment, amassing a whopping ZERO POINTS !!!! renault was like wtf stop embarrassing us, and then dropped him over halfway thru the szn for romain grosjean.
piquet jr was PISSED. and he is his father’s son, so obv he decided to stir up some drama. he came onto national tv and was like um . ackshually . singapore 2008 was a LIE bc symonds and briatore asked me to crash ON PURPOSE. they had a masterplan all alongggg and everyone was like wtf !!! and briatore was like fuck you i’m suing u AND ur fuckass dad !
im not even gonna lie idk what came of that but in the end renault was like aight we’re not even gonna fight, also symonds and briatore are both resigning byeeee. eventually the FIA was like yeahhh y’all did this shit on purpose and symonds at least confessed, but briatore was STILL denying involvement even tho he clearly had enough evidence against him. symonds ended up being banned from any FIA events for 5 years (he’s working for the FIA now btw. christ!) and briatore was banned indefinitely but u just cant take the sport outta him cos u see him around sometimes lmaooo
fernando denied involvement and the FIA was like we believe u princess 🥰 whether he actually knew or not .. we don’t know .. but be was literally caught up in spygate the year before that so honestly who the fuck knows. this would honestly be nothing to him he took part in corporate espionage what’s a lil cheating gon do to his wibbly wobbly morals
ANYWAY THAT’S IT ⁉️ i might’ve missed some details but this is all coming straight from the noggin so .. def not perfect. if there is some misinformation in there someone else notices pls point it out lol
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floshav · 1 year
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nerdy!draco malfoy x fem!reader
are you alright? pt. 1
a touch of angst
fluffy goodness
sad reader
concerned draco
1,477 words
this is not exactly canon draco? maybe some aspects but yeah basically him but nerdy and awkward cuz i find that hot 😭 (this is my first ever fanfic on here so be kind aha) i hope you enjoy!
y/n rubbed her eyes open to be met with darkness still casted over her room. She expected it to be bright out by now but she quickly realised it was one of those days where she might’ve had a lil bit too much of coffee than she shouldve.
Despite needing the rest, she was glad she drank that extra cup of coffee because she couldn’t bare falling asleep again. the feeling of cold sweat trickling down her body and that aching sensation in her head but especially since sleep was always just another way of transport into the hellish nightmares she was experiencing lately.
She tumbled around in the dark over a few things, sharp and blunt while trying to get herself composed for the day that was to begin in… ah yes another 4 hours. She wasn’t the type to laze around because it would always end up with her getting anxious or stressed that she wouldn’t have enough time to do a certain thing, so with that she immediately “accio’d” her clothing and put them on while patting herself down. She didn’t bother to shower considering it was winter and she didn’t really care about what others thought of her odour anyway.
Stacked on the side of her desk was a pile of old books gathered from the library which have been worn out to a concerning degree. She decided it would be good to catch up on some work before one of Snapes potion classes because she hated the idea of getting humiliated in front of everyone just for some unfinished questions she forgot to line on her parchment (a very specific event if i may add).
Just as the ink touched her paper for the 2nd time, she remembered. She remembered how awful today was going to be, not because she had an insufficiency of friends or that her days were always just methodically lonely but because today was the start of letter week.
Letter week was basically another way of smacking y/n in the face with a “Hey! You’re lonely, come look at other people thrive in the departments of love and friendship!!” by the exchange of letters between two anonymous students. Sure y/n didn’t mind it, but being in a room filled with love struck teens definitely didn’t make it easy for her.
She would always hear some reading their letters aloud or shoving their letters in her face even if she refused to look at them, she would still be forced to read them or a hex would come her way. She couldn’t do anything about the bullying because there was always something her classmates would use as blackmail against y/n.
Suddenly y/n felt a giant slam on her desk making her and the books slightly jolt from the desk for a mere millisecond.
“Look who we have here.. Trying to drown your sorrows with studying are we? Because you aren’t good at anything else? Or maybe it’s because you’re so unlikeable that you cant pull anyone during letters wee-“ Y/n heard the voice of a fimiliar yet annoying siren which made her want to turn her body inside out. It was of course from one of her roommates. She didn’t even bother to hear the rest of the incredulous insult before storming out the door glad she got ready early.
The hallways were empty and filled with moonlight draping across the floors lighting up the light dust particles which floated around effortlessly throughout the corridor.
She felt hot tears trickle down her red cheeks as she tried to contain herself from loosing all senses. But it was no use, her vision was too blurry that it was hard to make out what she was about to bump into.
she just prayed and hoped it was a professor, even a wall seemed welcoming at the moment. Just anything but getting caught by a prefect this early in the dawn.
Just as she was hoping so hard it wasnt someone, she bumped into a pale looking boy who had been holding a lamp lit up by a soft fire which danced around in the holder.
“Excuse me? What are you doing this early in the corridors?” The soft yet smooth voice inquired now having a concerned yet irritated look in his face.
“i could ask the same to you too Malfoy.” she spat now looking at the last person she would want to bump into, even mr filch was looking right about better at this point.
“I’m a prefect.” He spat back softly whilst visibly clutching onto the lamp ever so slightly harder that his knuckles turned white.
“Oh yea.. you’re one of those.” she utters back just above a whisper while rolling her dark eyes.
“You still haven’t answered my question on why you’re here.” he spits back annoyed with a blank yet suave expression.
“Well i- uhm- “ she takes a deep breath to compose herself under his stare before continuing “I’m on an early mornin stroll ya see.” she says ecstatically while looking around the corridors trying to avoid eye contact.
“Mhm… Sure.” he says in a fake skeptical voice obviously knowing that’s not what you’re here for.
“Darcy giving you a hard time again? You know i can just talk to he-“ Before he could finish that sentence, she cuts him off.
“No! i-it’s not Darcy. Why would you think it’s darcy anyway? That stupid little bit-“ She cut herself off with a breath before she could rant about how annoying she was for decades.
“The last time your roommates gave you problems i found you walking down this exact same hallway.. except it wasn’t before school hours because you were a goody two shoes back then.. apparently. Oh and you had that exact expression.” He says matter of factly while staring her dead in the eyes. If looks could kill, she would definitely be dead with several markings on the floor.
“What expression? And i was never a goody two shoes for your information.” She says with an annoyed tone while emphasising the very last part of her sentence.
“That- i don’t know… That sad hopeless tear trembling face like you just got bullied into oblivion. Oh, and you look quite petty and lonely.” He chuckled before swinging his arm over her shoulder
she jumped slightly at the contact of his long slender fingers that were loosely hung onto the side of her shoulder. she would most definitely be lying if she said she's never thought about those fingers before.
"So what was it about this time?" draco asks slyly while walking y/n down the corridor.
"What do you mean?" she asks in an inquisitive tone.
"You know, the reason they bullied you this time.." he said now making it to the moving staircases "Oh and watch your step you dont want to fall down here again.. last time you did it was a nightmar-"
before he could finish that sentence y/n abrubtly changed the subject. "Shut up, and also it was about letter week this time." she says while woefully looking down at her shoes.
"Im surprised darcy and her rats even get an exchange of letters for letter week." Draco remarks annoyed.
"Who would even be surprised? Their like the prettiest girls here. Im surprised you havent gotten with darcy yet.. considering her many mesirable attempts at getting with you." Y/n says with slight admiration for draco, in his ability to decline THE darcy, the most yearned for girl in school.
"Shes not all that you know.. i myself find her quite.. bland and boring. No offence to Darcy though, I guess i just have a completely different idea of what pretty is then." He says exasperatedly like he's explained this a million times to y/n.
They now have found themselves at the bottom of the moving staircase, stood still like untouched waters waiting for the next ripple.
"So.. where to now my little juvenile. I should really be sending you back to your dorm you know. You should repay me for my dastardly! rule breaking!.. just for you~." Draco says dramatically while running his fingers through his silver locks.
"Oh shut your trap you old lad." she spits back in the same tone while a smile shines upon her lips.
"Ah.. thats more like it m'lady. Glad i could let those teeth break free again." He says now pulling her hand into an unknown direction.
"Draco slow down! we're going to get caught you fool!" Y/n says in adrenaline as the sound of their footsteps echo the halls.
And... y/n was right. They did get caught by the worst person to get caught by. Snape.
"Now to what delight do i have to see... Draco.. and one of his.. friends in the hallways at 5AM." He slurs while eyeing y/n up and down.
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I HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOYED PART 1!!!! if this does okay, ill put up part 2.. but if it doesnt.. then i guess we'll never know.
~floshav
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miyhhowrites · 24 days
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Oblivious f reader x Rinku
꧁“𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐞!”꧂
Rinku aimoto x Female! Reader
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A/N: hihi!! My first ever d4dj request🫶🏻🫶🏻 I apologize if it looks rushed or isnt to your liking, it was a bit rushed since i now finished exams😅, i actually like how this turned out and if its popular enough, i'll make a part 2!
Synopsis: you and Rinku got paired up to do a project and have a lil sleepover!
Contains: Rinku is awkward and blushy here, reader here is written as female but pronouns arent mentioned, they didnt get together but theres still romance
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Both of you and Rinku were assigned to make a project, luckily bith of you were very close friends. The project was scrapbook making about memories, schools were almost coming to an end and the teachers paired you and Rinku for the project, little did you know Rinku was gleaming with excitement.
You both decided that it was best for Rinku to come at your place since your parents were busy and you had a printer there, once Rinku arrives, she hugged you excitedly and cheered "heyhey!! (Y/N) I wasnt late was i?!" She asks, a hint of worry in her voice, you shook your head and pat her on the head "nono.. in fact, you came here earlier than i expected.. come, i bought some snacks to keep us motivated" you added, Rinku nodded and puts her bag of materials on a nearby table.
You both did the project at your room since it have a/c. You were designing while Rinku was cutting and gluing. "Ow..!" Rinku hissed, you looked over and saw that she had cut herself "oh my! Here let me see" you gently hd her hand, looking at the small cut, you git up and grabbed some bandaids and an ointment, you dabbed some cotton onto the ointment and ever so lightly, dabbed it onto her fingertips, then you went ahead and put bandages on her cut. "There.. how about, you design the paper while i cut.. your still injured.." you say with concern, Rinku nodded, feeling warm because of your gesture.
"Ohhh.. I understand why they gave us three weeks to finish.." Rinku says, playfully and concernly.. time was going by fast and both of you still havent finished the scrapbook, "hehe, we shouldnt really take advantage of our time.. but thats okay, I know we can do it.. if we do end up staying up late.. are you alright with sleeping in? I have some spare clothes.." you added, Rinku was suprised, a sleepover!! She wanted to yell 'Happy Around!' but she couldnt.. afterall she had to maintain this... Proper attitude towards you!
While doing the project, the time was currently, 10, almost 11.. Rinku noticed how your eyes kept on dropping.. you were sleepy, with no second thoughts, she got up and walked towards you, "y/n..? You fell asleep.! You can go ahead and rest y/n, the projects almost finished.." you yawned and without a word, laid down on your bed. The clock moves and its now 11! "Rinku.. its a bit late to finish that.. we can wake up early to finish yknow..? Just sleep.." you say, soundung quite sluggish. "E-eh?! I sometimes wake up very very late.. its okay i can-" you cut her off by putting a finger on her lipsn "shush. Your going to sleep.. you might get eyebags and, i already set an alarm clock" you added. Rinku got up and grabbed some pillows and placed them onto the floor. "What're you doing..?" You ask, Rinku looks at you "oh! Just getting ready!" "Sorry Rinku.. i dont have a spare mattress.." you say, slightly guilty, "Haha! Its okay! The floor is much colder afterall.!" She giggles, you shook your haid and grabbed her arm, not so tight that it hurts, but tight enough that she cant let go.
"..no, we spilled some juice on the floor remember? Theres probably ants roming somewhere.. just.. sleep with me, my bed is big enough for 2 people" you suggest, Rinku blushes at that suggestion, she was going to sleep beside you?!?! She was very red when thinking about this.. "E-eh?! B-but... I uh..!" Despite what she was saying, you still shaked your head, "really its okay, my blankets is also big enough.. im fine with this Rinku.. i rather have you on bed here with me, than let you sleep on the floor, Rinku couldnt say no.. afterall you were so kind and it'd be rude to turn down an offer.. so she accepts.
While you both laid down, you were sleeping peacefully, even having your mouth slightly open, Rinku on the other hand though.. her heart was beating rapidly, was freaking out and was looking everywhere except at you, you turn over and your arm, rests over at Rinku, she blushed more because of this, as she was about to move your hand, you instead, moved closer, and was basically clinging onto her.. she was still red and couldnt control herself.. "..y-y/n.." she muttered, she took some deep breathes and took lots of time to calm herself before hugging you back and falling asleep as well
Rinku woke up, the suns out and she looks over and saw that she was still hugging you, this time she hugged you by the waist and you were sitting up, using your phone, "oh? Youre up early" you teased, Rinku giggled awkwardly and immediately pulled away, "Im so sorry!! I swear i didnt do-" you cut her off by chuckling. "Its okay Rin.. really, plus i slept better thanks to you" you smiled, Rinku smiled as well, she got up and stretched "Okay! Lets continue with the project!" She says with determination, "haha..! Its way too early.. i'll cook us breakfast, then we'll continue hm?" You suggest, Rinku nodded and helped you out of bed "okie!"
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sucktacular · 7 months
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cw weight loss mention.
today.... is a good readmore!! good news!! a lil bit of a vent here and there cuz my brain is a mine field, but over all im feeling kind of good?
not to like.... pat my own lil head about it or anything but i went outside today. AND i went on a WALK on my OWN around the neighbourhood.... I've never walked around here on my own, and i think the last time I went out for a walk on my own was a year and a half ago when i had to come out here to check out the room for rent (current room). so its really been a hot fuckin minute. i was honestly feeling super anxious. but i put in my head phones and listened to my music and text-talked to some friends and it made it a lil easier. ; w;
I've been working out a lot too for the past few days!!!! My lil weights and lots of other exercises.... I feel really good about it so far honestly and I really hope maybe I can keep this up. especially through winter.
honestly im terrified of winter coming. i really dont want to feel stuck inside again and things get worse? I want so badly to go outside on my own. Be able to do shopping when I need. Go get little treats! Take care of myself and my needs. I'd really really like to work on getting a job or some sort of money source.because disability denied me over and over despite having even a therapist letter confirming like. heyyy theyre fucked up!!!, but like.... i want so badly to have money again. and i want to save and i want to put it away and also... being on social assistance im not allowed to leave canada for more than 7 days in a row and that is straining the FUCK out of my relationship and like my life moving forward at all in general. we cant go on a trip to the Adirondacks for the seasonal change and im super fucking bummed out about it honestly. and its literally just cuz of social assistance keeping me at home. its literally so fucked.
but anyway. im trying my fucking damnedest and im trying soooooo hard to keep upright and now sink and slip back down. Ive got some friends in my corner. and thats great. but its all on me at the end of the day. and if im being frank i fucking HATE HOW IM LIVING!!!!!!!! I DONT WANT!!!! TO BE DEPENDANT!!!! ON PEOPLE!!!!! i dont want to be stuck at home, the summer is fucking gone and i barely did anything.... i want to go out! i want to go to concerts! i want to go to festivals!! i want to go to meet ups and visit friends and i want to do so many fucking things!!! i want to explore, i want to see the world, i want to eat food and meet ppl and experience. i want so much out of my life. but im absolutely holding myself back. and i know its not entirely on me to just push myself out of that because i also dont want to burn out. and i know mental illness and i know i know i know.
but
im so tired of this. im literally clawing in my cage here and i dont feel like anyone really GETS that? idk idk maybe ppl do im just out of my mind and this ISNT ME. this isnt who i want to be, and i know i dont really get much of an option in that? cuz my brain is going to fucking keep doing what it is doing. but i AM getting therapy. I AM talking about the hard hard fucking shit. the shit that makes me want to kms the shit that makes me want to peel my skin off or just disappear entirely. im trying. and i dont want to crash and i dont want to burn and go back to this again. but like... idk man if i dont fucking push myself up im NOT gonna get back up. im complacent in the comfort of hiding away from life. when i want nothing more than to love everyone and kiss my friends faces and hold their hands and go to places and see things and eat things and do stuff blah blah blah
im strong.. im smart.. im creative... I CAN dance the dance. but im terrorized by the thought of existing enough to not be wanted around by even just one person LMAO;;;;;;
anyway this is getting a bit venty but
I WENT OUT!!! I WALKED FOR LIKE 30MIN. I GOT SWEATY. I CAME HOME. I WORKED A LITTLE. I DID MY DISHES YESTERDAY. I WORKED UP A HUGE SWEAT LAST NIGHT. I MAKE MY BED EVERY DAY. THE WEATHER IS CHILLING. I LOST 20LBS SINCE APRIL!!!! I HAVE A BETTER SLEEP SCHEDULE AND IM TRYING MY DAMNEST TO KEEP BRING IT BACK A BIT MORE (4/6am - 3/4pm right now. I'd love to wake up by 10am at minimum honestly). IM MOTIVATED IM TRYING SO FUCKING HARD.
i need to remember im independent. and i fucking adore my independence. and i need to stop being so complacent to allow ppl to care for me. like obv my heart is open to it and i let people in and i dont shy away. to be a human is to care and receive care. but my independence is a deeply deeply personal thing for me and without it im... just not myself. im just not me. im just not at my full potential. and i reallllly need to work it out.
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athensart · 4 months
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Big Brother Is Here (Chapter 4 B.I.A AU)
papyrus sighed softly, getting sans off to school was an incredulous task all on its own, trying to get him to eat, to put his shoes on, his coat- to even get him out the door on time- it was rather weird- especially since sans did the opposite- whenever he took him out- he never screamed- or cried- or made a fuss...well....sometimes..
but trying to get him to be on time for school was just- a harboring task- papyrus sighed softly as he sat him down "now- head to class dont be late.." he watched as the little skeleton toddles toward his classroom.
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glancing around the house- it was a mess- not as bad as it could be. papyrus took to cleaning the house the entire afternoon.he felt a presence behind him, the room seemingly getting darker- a soft cyan light emitting.
The taller skeleton turned, he stared infront of him "...d-...dad?" his eyelights stared dead ahead "dad?!" he covered his mouth, dropping the mop in hand. he slowly reached a hand out, to feel, to touch- or just something- his hand fell though. the apparition disappeared, leaving nothing behind but a small cloud of cyan dust, tears welled up in his eyes. 
he stood there for a few good long minutes. the phone rang, buzzing in his skull, he shook softly, shaking his head to clear it of any stray thoughts as he walked into the kitchen to pick the phone off the reciever "hello? the great papyrus speaking!!' he spoke boisterously, wiping away his remaining tears from his eyes.
"to whom am i speaking?" he asked, the voice on the other end was a feminine voice, he recognized it as sans' teacher "ah! yes! Mrs Mulberry! hello! what can i do for-" he was cut off, as he listened, his brow furrowed, confusion laying on its face "yes-" he nodded "yes of course, ill- i'll come by immediantly-" he pulled the phone back on the reciever as he grabbed his coat and scarf, pushing on his boots and heading off toward hotland.
he huffed softly, he'd have to ask undyne for more training- running out of breath made no use for someone training to be in the royal guard.
Papyrus stepped foot into the building as he looked around, the blue and green tiles of the floor, leading down the various halls and corridors all in a nice, soft pattern. he opened the door to the principles office. The receptionist sat behind her desk and gave him a knowing nod as she jabbed her thumb in the direction of the office.
He opened the smaller room door- to be met with sans, who seemed to be curled in on his chair, holding his backpack, a rather angry deer monster, sitting next to her son."i'm sorry im a little late, the ferry was rather slow today and the elevator was-" "oh hush!" the deer woman spat harshly, papyrus was taken aback.
the principal sighed "well, you're here now- lets just begin" he said, the door opening again as sans' teacher, mrs mulberry sat down in between the four.
papyrus watched "so what happened?" he asked, giving a worried glance toward sans, who shy'd away behind his bag, turning his face away-
"your demon spawn of a brother hurt my lil billy! he- BIT him!" she yelled, bawling her fist, pointing an angry finger at the small skeleto, papyrus gasped, almost offened she would even say such a thing "how! sans is just a baby bones! he cant even talk! let alone bite!" that made his little brother recoil, further into his chair.
"well, i dont know how, but all i know is when i went to pick up my son, he claimed a skeleton child had bit him! and there's only ONE. in his class!" she glared harshly, papyrus glared even angrier, "if i may interject?" mrs mulberry started "i dont want to make your claim go unheard but...thats not exactly what happened" she pointed out "we we're in the middle of snack time, sans didnt have a lunch so i saw your little billy give him part of his- he was sharing as it seemed- i dont know where the whole biting thing came from!" she finished.
papyrus gently patted sans on the head-
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the meeting droned on and on- mainly just yelling, papyrus was allowed to take sans home "i'm sorry about that sans" he held the little skeletons hand gently as they headed to the elevator, papyrus smiled as he pressed the button "why dont we visit muffet today? hm?? get some nice hot spider cider? and a donut?" he smiled softly as he adjusted his coat.
"papywus..." was all that echoed in the elevator-
papyrus stopped, everything in his body became stiff, he turned toward the little babybones "w-what?" "im.....sowwy...fow......biting.....i didn...mean...tu" sans, the little monster he knew, to never utter a single word- actually SAID A WORD!! he lifted the little skeleton into his arms "You actually said a word! a few words! AUGHH! SANS! IM SO PROUD OF YOU!!" the the little skeleton covered his skull, papyrus sat him back on his feet "sorry about that- its just- you said your first technical word!" he couldn't help contain his joy, it was overwhelming- he took a few breaths to calm himself as he sighed "anyway- it's quiet alright brother" sans shook his head, "you didnt mean to right? atleast you apologized" he gently kissed his skull, the elevator doors opened to spider junction of hotland. sans let out a tiny squeal, papyrus picked him up "hey its okay sansy, just spiders, they cant hurt you!, besides their muffets" he gently pet his skull as he walked over.
Muffet sighed softly as she held her teacup in her hand, she paused at the sight of the larger skeleton and his little brother. "papyruss!" she waved excitedly "hello ms muffet! how are you?" the spider baker let out a sigh "business is slow...as usual....." she shook her head, the taller smiled as he sat a small bag of gold "here you are muffet! one hot cup of spider cider and  two doughnuts please!" muffet nodded happily as she handed papyrus a cup of cider "with extra honey! i made sure it was sugar free"
"oh you spoil me!" papyrus chuckled as he took a sip, sans made grabby hands for a tiny taste "oh alright a very tiny sip!" sans nodded as he took a tiny sip, going back to his donut.
"i just have one more stop before he can head home okay??" he looked at sans as the little skeleton nodded "okay" the taller smiled as he waved a friendly goodbye to muffet.
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shitfacedalways · 2 years
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Please describe several of Achilles hairstyles. I headcanon that it was collarbone length at the start of the Trojan War and to his mid back at the time of his death. I also believe that Achilles styled it differently every day like all the pretty girls on Glee.
Yes yes omg, so i have different descriptions, from when he was a child till he was an adult.
As a child, Achilles had just kept his hair short, like a buzzcut or just a mop of curly hair resting on his head, because thetis always told him that, "lOnG haIR iS oNLy fOr giRLs" and he didn't wanna upset his mama cause she and peleus already had troubles with their marriage and because he was a silly child he thought that keeping his hair short would keep them together, and also because he was afraid of thetis.
But when he was 11/12 when patroclus came to the palace with amazing long chestnut curls till his shoulder and shit, he suddenly felt envious, yes? Because when Achilles couldn't have something, no one ever should, and thus that little game they had of, "do i hate him? Or do i wanna rail him cause he looks so good it physically hurts me to look at him?" And then juggling of figs to catch his attention, and all that nonsense. And then he talked to peleus about it, as thetis always told him, "LonG hAiR is fOR gIrLs" and he was so insecure that people would comment and judge him (not that it ever stopped him from doing stupid shit) because greeks had bad names for boys who acted like girls, but peleus, Supportive Dad AF™ was like, no kiddo do whatever you want with your hair, its hair, YOUR hair, and then achilles grew it over the summer of his 13-14 birthday, right when they left to go to Chiron.
So achilles is 14, his puberty hit him like a truck, he is tall and strong but patroclus is taller and stronger, obviously, and right now he's got shoulder length hair but not quite shoulder length, like a bob? Yeah a bob kinda thing, but it's super curly, and he loved pulling them into braids, but he couldn't braid for shit so pat always had to help him (how romantic, pat is the best) he put them into braids cause his hair was unpredictable and he never had long hair but pat did and he knew what to do to help him (swoon'd) so pat, everyday, in the morning, used to part achilles' hair, and take a lil part of his hair to braid it so it wouldn't fall into his eyes while doing important shit.
And when he was 15, achilles' hair gree to his shoulder blade, and he braided one long ass braid to his back and put flowers in them cause he wanted to look pretty, and pat always brought him the prettiest and the most colourful flowers from the meadows nearby (swoon'd again) and he could braid now because he asked pat to teach him, as pat too had long af hair, but Achilles absolutely destroyed it while doing some hair experiments (cause he cant braid for shit and never asked to learn it again) and now pat is rocking a buzzcut, and achilles is super sad, cause he doesn't have any hair to pull on while they're making out, and this braided hair went on for a good 2-3 years.
And now achilles is 18 and he cut his hair off once he was 17 because split ends(they're the absolute worst) and now it's back to his shoulder, and cause pat could carve wood and also learnt how to carve stone and precious and colourful and precious rocks, he would make shiny clips shaped like stars and flowers for achilles, because HOW PRETTY WOULD HE LOOK? his golden hair already shines like a halo around his head making him look like an angel, and with a extra bling, he would look ethereal, and pat would def be star-struck looking at achilles, because that's his boy, his love, his soul, his heart, he is his, and pat wonders how he ever got so fucking lucky, green eyes shining like earthy emeralds, golden hair casting an halo around him, pale skin glowing in the sunlight, with flowers and diamond clips in his hair, he'd have looked like an angel, and i, a 100% believe pat passed out when he saw achilles like that, because he loves him so fucking much
And this went on for a year or two because achilles is a fashion icon and a trendsetter to the ancient greeks, a torch bearer if you will, and the war fucking came, like fuck agamemnon and odysseus dude, but they won, AND THEY DIDN'T DIE, and pat still thought achilles looked beautiful with blood on his skin and soot on his face, troy burning behind him and his golden hair dirty and matted, with sweat and blood dripping down his temples, and he still looked wonderful, like a saviour, like the one who brought peace once again, who saved the greeks and destroyed troy, because that's achilles, pretty and petty achilles who loves keeping his hair long and have them braided with flowers and clips, who always had a dagger strapped to his thigh underneath his tunic, the achilles who covered his eyes(but he could still see from the cracks of his fingers) and blushed whenever he saw pat shirtless, the achilles who his patroclus'.
But fuck man, the war went on for 10 years, but not here, it went on for like 6 months or something, maybe a year, and achilles is 21 now, and he shaved his head off after the war, because it was disgusting, and whenever he looked at his hair he got PTSD, not war ptsd but Everyday Is A Bad Hair Day™ PTSD because he was fighting and his hair looked dumb af, but he still rocked the shaved head - buzzcut period, and pat loved running his hands through it, because the lil hair when you have a buzzcut is super soft and pat loved doing it, and because achilles is just a overgrown puppy he went with it, with grumbles, but he still went with it.
And by he was 22-23 his hair was growing till his shoulders and he took great care of it cause he had nothing to do, his service as the greatest hero is done and he and pat are living happily on mt pelion helping chiron whenever they can and visiting peleus on the weekends, and he grew it out and shit, but whenever he had split ends or something, he asked pat to cut it off, for like 2 inches or something, and he got great hair game going on, and if lmao, like they were buried together right? But not ashes but buried together? Pat and achilles together? But pat still had short hair going on when they were old but Achilles had his hair till his butt and like the historians saw a short hair dude with a long haired person and were like, so yeaah this is a straight af no homo relationship, because the other person has long hair, yeah but achilles loved his hair so much, but not more than pat obviously.
Now they both are old and grey, and achilles hair game is still going strong, he is the most fashionable grandpa ever, but he cant braid his hair again, because he never fucking learnt how to do it, and pat still brings him flowers and makes him clips and puts said flowers and clips in his hair and braids them, because they're sappy and cute like that.
And he styled it differently everyday, but he always added a flower in there and the clips were a must, and cause he was a silly child he tried to cut his bangs and he looked super hideous and walked around in an headscarf, and only pat knows about this and pokes fun at achilles, but never left him unsupervised with scissors again, because those bangs were absolutely disgusting, and achilles tried to cut pat's bangs too, because he laughed at him, and achilles succeeded and the scream of horror he got from pat was absolutely worth it.
And that's all I've got.
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◈Troublesome Work◈
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Summary: Beidou is the boss of the most popular tattoo parlour in all of Liyue, just a quick look into what a normal day could look like.
Mentions of Zhongli, Kazuha, Xiao, Xiao x traveller (just a lil tho), mentions of Itto and Razor (they’re brothers). Tattoo artist au, slight gang au, more modern au.
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A/N: Ok so i saw a fan art of a tattoo artist au of beidou and zhongli and got inspired to write this, THIS IS NOT PROOFREAD, so sorry for the mistakes. I rlly didn’t know how to end it so-
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ˏ 𓏧 𓏲 𓏲 𓏲 𓋒 𓏲 𓏲 𓏲 𓏲 𓏧 ˎ
Walking through the door, slowly inhaling the bitter smell of smoke, Beidou strutted through past the long line of costumers. Slipping through the back door before throwing her bag into her locker as she took a long puff out of the cig between her fingers.
Grabbing her gloves, she stubbed the cig out and threw it in the trash before swinging the door right open, coming face to face with a line of needy costumers. Making her way to the front, clipboard in hand, greeting the people before her with a smile.
“Welcome to The Crux everyone! Sorry for the wait, walk in’s please keep to the right, people who had an appointment to the left.”
As the sounds of shuffling feet and displeased grunts slowly started to fade, Beidou called out name after name, sending people to their rightful tattoo artists before assisting the walk-in’s, handing them over to which ever artist was free.
That’s how most days went by, before they even knew it, lunch hour had came around and the parlour emptied out as the other employees made their way to the break room.
Upon closing up for the next hour, a hefty sigh made Beidou chuckled as she turned around to face their best artist. Zhongli.
“I do not understand why so many people are getting glaze lilies these days. If I hear one more person ask for one I’ll send them off for Kazuha to handle.”
Bursting out in laughter, the ex-captain was amused about how frustrated the old archon was, after all, you’d think a 6000 year old god wouldn’t be ruffled up over a bunch of silly flower tats.
Beidou loved days like these, annoying the hell out of Zhongli before retiring to check up on Kazuha’s new designs. She was about to head to the lunch room before the front door busted open. With the sound of heavy feet running towards her, Beidou let out a groan before she opened up the janitors closet, threw the two hooligans who busted through inside and made her way to the front. Just as an officer walks up.
“Good evening there ma’am, have u happened to see two males, both with silver hair, go around these parts? We have reason to believe that they are part of the Arataki gang.”
Putting up her best face, and most striking grin, “Ah actually, i did see two people run by the shop, i believe they went down that alley.” She lied, pointing down the block.
“Thank you ma’am, have a wonderful evening.”
“You too officer” you too.
After insuring the officer left, Zhongli sighed as he unlocked the closet, only to have two monstrous boys fall out, face flat on the ground.
“Hah… You two have got to keep out of trouble! The Qixing AND the Kujou Clan are after you!”
Slow grunts escaped from the taller one’s mouth. Before standing up and putting on the most shit eating grin.
“Exactly! And we haven’t been caught no?”
Beidou made dead eye contact with him, scowling. “Listen here Itto, you better be more careful ya here me? And you cant keep dragging your poor brother into this.”
The Oni rolled his eyes, before placing a firm hand on his sidekick’s shoulder, “Razor’s fineeee, plus he wants to be here, don’t you?” He asked, looking intensively at the younger.
“Yup! Razor likes being with Itto!” He replied with a toothy smile. Itto chuckling as he patted his head.
“See? we’re fine, no need to worry, i’m always 2 steps ahead of that Sara chick.” 
Zhongli shook his head before letting the door open to the break room. Cheers and greetings were shouted as their captain stepped through.
Beidou laughed as she grabbed a beer, scanning her eyes through the crowd before laying falling on a short stub of white hair, making her way through, she slung an arm around kazuha’s neck as she peered over his shoulder, looking at his latest sketches.
“Hello there captain, there seems to have been quite a crowd today.” Seeming displeased with the bunch of fangirls that stood outside his workstation, before being shooed out of the store.
Beidou rolled her eyes, already all to familiar with the multiple fanclubs created for her most popular tattooists. Both Zhongli and Kazuha was already used to the attention, however Xiao, Zhongli’s new assistant, wasn’t all that prepared for the unrequited love. Who happened to be on his phone, he always was. No one’s actually seen him eat anything, speaking of which neither has Zhongli… Oh whatever it was none of her business what they did with their break time. Xiao did however pique her interests when his face suddenly burst bright red, his eyes looked stunned, and his mouth hung open.
“My my, what’s got the brilliantly tough Xiao so riled up?”, the adeptus happened to be going through all the gifts he received throughout the day. Piles on piles of pretty boxes filled with chocolate or any sort of other trinkets. Usually Xiao would just go through them and throw them out or give them away, so it’s quite a surprise to see him stare at one for more then a minute, none the less blush at a letter.
“Oooh who’s it from? Is it a girl you’re interested in?” Beidou teased.
“N-no.”, he stuttered, still somewhat flustered, “I just wasn’t expecting a gift from a certain someone is all.”
ah
it immediately clicked 
“So… You and Traveller huh?” She raised an eyebrow, already knowing the answer. I mean cmon, the traveller is the only person ( besides Zhongli ) that could just drop by his work station and NOT receive a scowl.
Xiao turning even redder than before, could hardly even force out coherent sentences.
“I..N-no…We’re not..”
“Yea sure you’re not but i can sure as hell see you want to be.” Beidou spat out quite bluntly, not even letting Xiao a second to protest before getting up and going to the bar to get a bottle. Leaving Xiao in the dust, left with his conflicting feelings.
Although today was almost like any other day, Beidou still treasured these moments. The chants to chug being encouraged to Razor. Xiao quietly sipping some tea with Zhongli, who was telling ancient stories to anyone that’ll listen. Kazuha mindlessly looking out the window to the sea. The bustling sounds, warm lighting, bittersweet aroma, and familiar faces made Beidou remember why she loved the crux, why she loved her work and the people she worked with.
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A/N: I’m really only posting becuz i haven’t posted in 6 months and this has been sitting in the drafts for almost a year 😭
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catcze · 2 years
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since kazuha is a cat, i enjoy thinking he does that thing where he rubs his cheek with yours like silly little kittens do ESPECIALLY when you're sleepy and cant tease him for acting like a lil meow meow
Imagine if he makes really soft purring / humming sounds too ??? 😭 YOOO and imagine if, since ur sleepy, sometimes u end up absentmindedly giving him head pats or scratches and he just enjoys them so much that he just melts into u 😭 goddamn meow meow Kazuha is so >>>>>>>
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zenyukifanficblogs · 2 years
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Fresh Generation; Life Trials Chapter 26: Interference (Pt. 1)
Keona’s POV
“Grandmama, we meeting new people?”
My granddaughter Christine asks me as I pick her up from school. “Not today dear, another day.” I tell her.
“Papa?” Christine then asks me about her father. “Busy with work.” I tell her. “But you will have a fun time with me, how’s that sounds?” I asked her.
“Excited.” She giggles. “Good” I patted her head before holding her hand and entering the car. “Where we heading Chief?” Madame Lupin at the driver’s seat asks me.
“Not heading anywhere. Just go to the office right away.” I said to Madame Lupin as she starts the engine and begins driving.
“Grandmama, will Uncle John be coming?” Christine asks me again that got me chuckling, she always plays with Alicia and Alejandro there so I won’t be surprised by her asking.
“I am not sure sweetie, but I’m sure there’s other kids there.” I tell her smiling. “But Alicia and Alejandro don’t treat me the way some of them treat me.” Christine pouts.
You see…my son Pierre and her mother had divorced when she was young. So she is always this adamant about the choice of playmates because she has no siblings.
‘Just like her father before his sisters were born’ I giggle patting her head. “Then how about I go see Mama’s office for a little?” This little mini lass asks me again.
Honestly, whenever she talks about that MOTHER of hers, I can’t help feeling edgy especially after what happened to poor Pierre but too bad, it’s god’s sixth sense of wicked humour that she’s Christine’s birth mother.
“I will have to check okay?” I reassure her and Christine happily nods her head.
Somehow, when I entered the office with Christine. I panicked and quickly grab my granddaughter close to me as Gloria and my colleague Rodrigo are going head to head at one another.
“HEY!! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ABOUT?!”
I shouted at the top of my voice getting the two to stop. They stopped and Gloria was about to walk out when she stopped past me.
“Mama, please tell this Chief Han that we aren’t inciting a RACIAL RIOTS HERE!”
Gloria says pointing at Rodrigo angrily before stomping off. Not even Christine can call this aunt of hers back.
“Is this how you teach your children Keona?!”
Rodrigo in a confronting tone asks me. ‘Oh boy he is not laying a finger today on my children.’ I think to myself when he said that.
“What do you mean by THAT?!” I confronted back. “Can I go and look for Aunty Gloria?” Christine asks me softly
“Go ahead” I quietly tell her as she runs out. “At least my children are WELL-educated and are children of class, unlike YOU!” I fought back telling Rodrigo off.
“Yeah! At least I don’t need a step father to send me to the police station to be like my father” He scoffs back and I can’t help folding my arms.
‘You will regret this’ I looked at him before shouting at the top of my lungs.
“SO HOW ABOUT YOU?! YOU’RE JUST SOME KOREAN HENRY TUDOR THAT CANT CONTROL YOUR PANTS!!”
John’s POV
��No news of Marie! I don’t know where she went”
I tell my mother who asks me about my demon of a daughter. “You should go and ask still, she’s still your daughter after all.” My mother tells me.
“She maybe my daughter Mama but shes to learn her lesson.” I explained to her. “What if I get walloped by Rob again cause she went to hurt poor Lils out of her RAGE?” I added on asking her.
“But J-“ She was about to continue but I had to end the call, cutting her off because I don’t want to waste my time on this incident.
Victoria then walks over with a cup of lemon ginger tea. “Good for the throat and stomach, have it.” She tells me as I pinched my nose at the smell of ginger
“You sure that’s edible?” I asked her. “Don’t think about the smell just drink.” She tells me and that’s what I did
“How’s it?” She then asks me. “Not that bad.” I tell her licking my tongue a bit after drinking the tea.
“Good you find it not bad.” She says before I asked her what recipe she learn from, knowing she is definitely not a tea person.
“Jen. She definitely knows a lot more than what everybody thinks of her” Victoria answers me as she sit beside me. Just as I am amazed, I got a call from Antonio out of the blue.
“Hey there!”
“What you want there?”
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