I think my favourite thing about Cheng Xiaoshi and Lu Guang's first conversation ever is the amount of Bevus and Butthead energy it inadvertently exerts.
"you're good at playing basketball, we could be partners for life."
"lmao it's just a game, chill dude."
"nuh, man, i trust you. every time i pass the ball to you, its like im trusting you with my life. what we had, out there, that's rare dude."
"woah, that's deep."
Like look at that face. Lu Guang's mind was fucking blown by that interaction.
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you ever write smut that feels so potent, so soul-revealing for the characters, so vulnerable yet joyful, and so them, too, smut where the words dirty and sinful just feel so misdirected? and I don't mean vanilla writing or anything sanitized I mean the beauty in very explicit bodies and sounds and motions, do u get me!!!! there's nothing shameful about this they're just fucking like there might be no tomorrow!!
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“he’s in love…..with humanity” is such a raw fucking line about a gay angel you’d think it would be an earnest quote from good omens but it’s actually from the cw’s supernatural and was used to queerbait its viewers
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i WILL say. one big advantage to having sword af be a podcast is that they don’t get bleeped out!! they’re free to say fuck!!!!
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One Line Preview
Thank you for the tag @alrightbuckaroo @reyesstrand @strandnreyes @lemonlyman-dotcom @wandering-night19 @liminalmemories21 ❤️
Here's a preview of something (or someone...) coming tomorrow:
“When we fucked in the chair. When I was sitting in your lap and you were kissing up my back and I was grinding your c*ck against my ass and you asked if you could come inside me like that.”
Tagging with no pressure!!!: @heartstringsduet @goodways @lightningboltreader @cold-blooded-jelly-doughnut @chaotictarlos @paperstorm @freneticfloetry @taralaurel @catanisspicy @largepeachicedtea
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Reading some poetry by Rumi that he wrote to/about Shams… Remember, guys! All that gay stuff is just metaphors!
"I became his flute and started crying when his lips touched me. I was blindly searching for his hand while all the while he was holding mine."
Like I said… It's just a metaphor for friendship!
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BROOOO
CRACKER ISNT A SLUR 😭
YOURE JUST RACIST GIRL
You don’t get to decide what a slur is ❤️
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I was honestly expecting Nina to be the manger lmao
wym of course she is. i mean….shes also a slut but u can be a slut AND get shit done
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Ooc:Not sure if this has been asked before, but how do you do your redactions? I want to use some redactions in my asks, but can't figure out how to mimic yours.
Ooc: I got another ask about this I forgot to answer so hopefully it’ll answer for you both: I use a website to do that.
You enter in text and it gives you an appropriately-long sequence of blocks. I’ll take this opportunity to say that with only one exception, all censored messages used on this blog were actual text appropriate to the situation. It can’t be “decoded” directly since the characters have been replaced with identical blocks, but the length of some words might be a hint for certain things. In addition, the blocks are regular text and thus can be used as links….
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