#the loki show isn't sad or angsty its a splice or life where loki tries to keep his TVA job by weeding out bad timelines

[worstloki]

Loki: so do I get a code name?

TVA Handler: you'll be referred to as Mr. Tesseract

Loki, who was about to burn this place to the ground for fun: by the norns that name is perfect

#loki: i can't just destroy this institute now #and so that's how loki lands a job with the tVA #he gave them his first name (loki) #and his surname (which he wasn't going to give and a la Howard Potts went with Tesseract) #and now he's got a cool code name #he can't just destroy this place now #when else will he get the chance to be called Mr. Tesseract #he's GOT to keep the job #they even let him have a pair of handcuffs with the job #this is literally the ideal dream working conditions for loki #if only he could get rid of the ugly beige shirt #oh wait #time travel means blending in #which means he can wear other clothes when he's out on missions #>:D #the loki show isn't sad or angsty its a splice or life where loki tries to keep his TVA job by weeding out bad timelines #tesseroki #every single time anyone refers to him with Tesseract instead of Odinson/Laufeyson Loki gets heart eyes #the TVA handler can literally get Loki 'under control' by simply calling him Mr. Tesseract #all these extra dimensional threats be calling him Loki and he sighs and puts down the nail polish he was applying and gets out daggers #but the handler says the word 'Tesseract' 4 timelines away and Loki starts frantically looking around like 'yes that's me who said that' #TVAHandlerAU