#the long con

[fairytail-incorrectquotes]

Gray: You know Candace?

Natsu: Candace dick fit in your mouth lol

Gray: I was talking about that girl from Lamia Scale who passed away bro

Gray: Grow up

Natsu: Oh

Natsu: No

Gray: She was friends with Joe

Natsu: Who's Joe?

Gray: JOE MAMA BITCH

#the long con #gray continues to be a mood #gray fullbuster #gratsu brotp #gratsu #natsu continues to be a mood #natsu dragneel #fairy tail #incorrect fairy tail quotes #fairy tail incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #anime #manga

[farmerinthemac]

GUYS

GUYS

#game changer #THE LONG CON #game changer spoilers #dropout

[ae-arts]

bad time to upload for americans but i just took my meds i have no other choice but to post rn

#cole cash #grifter #wildstorm #wildstorm comics #dc comics #batman #the batman #meme #animation #animated #fanart #art #my art #the long con #batman urban legends #batman: urban legends #i hope you all appreciate my perfect 1:1 recreation of the long con

[dadturnedbarbarian]

are you fucking kidding me

#the long con #fucking hermie #HERMAN???? #thats the worst part about all of this #actually its that normal felt like the only one on his side was hermie and it was all a ploy #im sick to my stomach #dndads #dungeons and daddies #hermie unworthy #normal oak

[anarcho-sin-dicalist]

I didn't transition to trick lesbians into sex I transitioned to get them into dnd games.

#the long con #and by god its goin great

[onhirel]

“H-hey I’m not here for trouble. I promise!”

“Then why are you here?”

From The Long Con by @superevilbadguy. If you haven’t read it, check it out, it’s a great heist AU where the girls are a merry band of thieves embroiled in a nefarious plot that very well might have world ending ramifications should their efforts prove insufficient.

#little witch academia #akko kagari #diana cavendish #diakko #the long con #Onhirel art #fanart of fanfic #they grow on each other I swear #heist!au

[superevilbadguy]

The Long Con (Epilogue)

Chapter 36: Epilogue

Can be read here on Ao3!

Summary:

Seven years after the events of Hecate’s Triptych...

Thank you guys for coming on this journey with me! ❤ I hope you enjoyed reading The Long Con!

#Little Witch Academia #diakko #lwa #fanfic #hanbarmanda #the long con #my writing #fanfiction #heist!au #thief!au #be gay do crime #epilogue #this is it you guys #thank you so much #ya'll mean the world to me #2022

[the-blind-assassin-12]

Hello!! I'm very curious about two of them, the two firsts of your list actually: Lattice and Don't Turn Around? … if you don'tmind me asking for two of them! 👀

Hi Angie!! Of course I don't mind you asking about two of them! I'm happy that you're intrigued!!

Both of these are actually responses to a prompt list that I posted a few nights ago, and since they're the only ones I got, they're going to be longer than quick drabbles.

Lattice corresponds with your request for "ruffling the other's hair" + Ezra, and I decided that it's going to take place in the Point of No Return universe, featuring Ezra and Cee. (and cats.) I'm going back and forth between Lattice and Trellis as the title, but a hint? They're working on a surprise for Clara. ;)

Don't Turn Around corresponds to the request I got from @something-tofightfor for "hugging the other from behind" + PATS which is going to fit into the Long Con universe that I started for that character. This one is going to be a very vulnerable moment for that pair of grifters, lemme tell ya.

#thanks for asking! #thanks angie! #wip game #wips on wips on wips #ezra (prospect) #cee (propsect) #point of no return #pedro across the street (calls) #the long con #drabbles gone wild

[daisy-blooms]

Daisy, and the name that I won't say.

Hi, this is my introduction I guess. I've never really used tumblr before, but I've always heard that the people here are unhinged. It was probably worse before they banned pornography. Anyways, I'm Daisy, y'all. I'm a semi-closeted trans woman currently attending a private Christian university in Tennessee. I live with my homophobic/transphobic/xenophobic/slightly racist parents under a different name that won't be said. I'm at a point in my life where I'm really trying to think hard about what it is I actually want to do.

Right now I am studying as an art major and English minor. But that's not super important to me. The only reason I'm attending college is because somehow I am getting paid to do it. My father works at the school I go to, so I get my tuition wavered. I have a couple scholarships as well, so since I live at home, all of that money goes straight to me. I'm also working two part-time jobs while I'm not studying or procrastinating. Basically, I'm doing fine financially, for now at least. I'm trying to take advantage of every opportunity in life to make money at the moment. My goal is to save up enough to move across the country to some state that's more friendly to people like me once I graduate.

In order to do that, I've had to do some pretty gross stuff. My attending college, and more than likely my housing situation, is entirely reliant upon the fact that I uphold my role as my parents youngest child, the son my mom gave birth to twenty (twenty-one in September) years ago. I had a therapist at one point, but that quickly became too expensive for a legal-dependent young college student without any personal health insurance. I have lied to my family and friends for more than two decades now. Again, as that name that I won't say. It eats away at a girl. Especially when it's over something so trivial as skirts and heels versus cargo shorts and sneakers.

I am at the precipice of the rest of my life. I am only one year away from being able to do what I have planned for about eleven years now. I feel like a lot of queer people can imagine the feelings going on in my head: elation, relief, fear, frustration and freedom. It's a lot for someone who never learned how to manage them. I have successfully turned every stress-relieving hobby that helps me relax into a way to make money or a waste of my time.

I do not know why I am here. I do not know why I am typing a Tumblr post right now. But it has helped me think about my situation and where I am at in life. It all boils down to surviving one more year while being called a name that I won't say. If I can do that... the only name that will matter will be the one that I picked a while back from a field of transgender flowers: Daisy.

Yours honestly, Daisy S.

#queer #transgender #transfemme #artist #writer #college #mental health #the long con #escapism

[beyondthetower]

Does anyone want to hear a funny joke that I have with myself?

In writing this little number about Felix & Annette's little girl, I had decided I wanted them to have another kid that was like 8 years younger than their first. I went with Wren because I rewatched Pretty Little Liars recently and while the character was trash I always liked Wren's name.

And because I'm me I wanted to pick out a middle name too. So I found:

Wren Everett Fraldarius

I picked it because I thought it sounded nice and "Everett" reminds me of evergreen trees and winter and that is a very Fraldarius thing, and then I discovered that the meaning of the name is "wild boar" and I could not stop laughing.

Felix would 100% sneak it in there as the cutest 'fuck you' to Dimitri.

Felix: Yeah, I named him after you.

Dimitri: You...

Felix: Everett means wild boar.

Ingrid: FELIX!

[Felix walks away snickering]

#the long con #fe3h #fire emblem three houses #netteflix #felix hugo fraldarius #annette fantine dominic #fankids #blue lion babies #I am very funny to myself and myself only

[blackacre13]

top lou fucks deb in their office（ lou wears a suit while deb wears skirt？）daddy kink&spank kink （your works are so amazing！）

A bit similar to this linked below!

The Long Con by myself on AO3. You'll be looking for the last chunk of Chapter One specifically lol, but check out the 3-part fic here: (lots of Switch!Lou x Switch!Deb Office smut with plenty of suits and skirt suits to boot)

#queue #blackacre13 #the long con #TLC #blackacre13 update #lou x debbie #Debbie x lou #lou and debbie #Debbie and lou #lou miller #Debbie ocean #Lou Miller x Debbie ocean #Debbie Ocean x lou miller #loubbie #heist girlfriends #heist wives #ocean's eight #oceans eight #ocean's 8 #oceans 8 #ocean's eight fanfic #ocean's eight fanfiction #ocean's 8 fanfic #ocean's 8 fanfiction #o8 fanfic #o8 fanfiction #lou and deb #deb and lou #lou x deb #deb x lou

[uniasus]

✨ for the ((REAL)) ask game

What's a fic you've posted you wish you could breathe life into again and have people talking about it? (or simply a fic you wish got more credit)

Oh, tough.

Oddly enough, I think it's a Good Omen series I did a bit ago called The Long Con. I never finished it, primarily because it was very research-intensive, and eventually, the little attention it got couldn't keep that amount of research going. But the idea was that 'the long con' as it were was demons weren't actually fallen angels, and they were hiding that fact...from angels. I can't remember why - God's decree? Some plotbunny around the idea that 'Satan' just means adversary, and the end of the con would be calculated to weaken the angel's belief in God?

Because it was so research heavy I wish it got a bit more attention, but it was also kinda blasphemous.

#asks #good omens #the long con #rockinlibrarian

[stardust-in-my-mind-blog]

Gambit

When I interrupt you

to tell you you’re mistaken

about my feelings

or my perspective

you pause

you try to look at me

with pity in your expression

telling me it’s rude

to put a stop

to your untrue words

if I am frustrated

you act as though I’m hysterical

imply I can’t admit

when I’m wrong

but only one of us

really apologizes

for what matters to the other

I called you Gambit

as a tease

because I absorb the world

like Rogue

and know how cold

neglect and loneliness feel

but I notice

you have no problem

sacrificing the feelings

I’ve confessed

in times of vulnerability

to gain whatever

emotional advantage

you can have

in moments of conflict

then you scoff later

when I say with

tears in my throat

hidden from my eyes

that I can’t trust you

this game is rigged

but I’ve been dealt

far worse hands

keep using me like the pawn

you get to sacrifice

for your triumph

but someday

your Queen

will walk off the board

we’ll see who cries ‘checkmate’

all alone

with a regret never sated

and a yearning

that will ache

whenever it rains

#chessgame #gambit #sacrifice #toxic relationship #betrayal #decepticons #scorpio #the long con #what a jerk

[pilarsofsalt]

edited to perfectly match my music taste

#salt's music propaganda #the microphones #car seat headrest #have a nice life #giles corey #duster #shayfer james #18 carat affair #clouddead #the long con #lauge #red house painters #bowery electric #drone music #shoegaze

[superevilbadguy]

The Long Con (Chapter 31)

Chapter 31: Worst-Case Scenario

Can be read here on Ao3!

Summary:

With the supposed uncovering of the Idol of the Moonlit Witch, decisions of well-intent are made, however, what comes from the consequences of those decisions leave the group of thieves in a situation they hoped they would never find themselves within.

#little witch academia #diakko #lwa #fanfic #the long con #my writing #fanfiction #heist!au #thief!au #be gay do crime #2022 #and here... we... #go

[meyerlansky]

don't know what you're talking about. a shark did this. 🦈

#our flag means death #ofmd #ofmd spoilers #ofmdedit #ofmddaily #izzy hands #con o'neill #lucius spriggs #nathan foad #sprizzy #lucius x izzy #long post #this scene is. a nightmare. to color. #know that i do not agree with 'served me right too' but i will tuck into the meal nonetheless