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[luv4fandoms]

Laddie: Dwayne can I go on the roller coaster?

Dwayne: What did Y/N say?

Laddie: She said no

Dwayne: So why are you asking me?

Laddie: Cause she's not the boss of you.

Dwayne, internally: It's a trap it's a trap it's a trap

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[the-lost-boys-wife]

THE POLY! LOST BOYS x READER INCORRECT QUOTES

(GUESS WHOS BACK YET AGAIN!? should I be doing my English work…maybe? Do I have better things to do- yes! post more about my boys obviously!? If you enjoy leave a comment if you want any other fandoms for more things like this or one shots

Love you guys lots <3)

Y/N: Dwayne , I know you snuck out to see David last night.

Dwayne : If you tell Paul or Marko, I swear I’ll murder you, and they’ll never find the body.

Y/N: Five bucks?

Dwayne : Fine.

Y/N: Uh, Dwayne ? Paul is in the pool and I don't think hes waterproof.

Dwayne : What?

David: I think they meant, Paul is drowning.

Dwayne : WHAT?!

*Meanwhile*

Paul: *is drowning*

Marko: OH MY GOD, PAUL! KEEP SWIMMING!

Paul: I can't swim, dumbass— *sinks*

Marko: PAUL!

Marko: Do you know that we are made out of atoms?

Marko: And atoms never touch each other.

Marko: So in my defense, officer. I did not punch this kid.

Marko to that one surf nazi: If karma doesn't hit you, I fucking will.

David to y/n, who’s about to get married: Today, two families are becoming one.

Marko, in an ominous voice: Two families enter, one family leaves.

Dwayne: That sounds so threatening…

Paul: The Wedding Games…

Star: May the bouquet toss be ever in your favor.

Y/N: Beautiful.

David: Fuck all of you!

David: She was poetry, but he couldn't read.

Marko : His name was Jared he's 19.

Dwayne: When his parents built a very strange machine.

Paul, singing: Watch that scene, digging the dancing queen.

Y/N, singing: Eyyyy, Macarena!

Michael: Horrible job everyone.

Dwayne: Today, Y/N took my phone, and in five minutes, they sent high resolution close-up photos of Marko to the following people: Paul, David, Michael, the neighbors, the bank, my accountant, San Diego Blood Bank, and Shake Shack's text bot.

Marko: So don't panic but one of us is possessed by an owl....

Dwayne: ....

Paul: .....

David: ......

Y/N: ...Who?

Marko: That's the thing we don't-

*Everyone stares at Y/N*

Paul: I am an expert at identifying birds.

David: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?

Paul: Yeah, they're all birds.

Y/N , looking at a selfie of Marko’s: I hate this photo.

Marko: I’m cute as fuck in that photo! I’m smiling kindly!

Y/N : You’re not smiling kindly; you look like you’re up to something.

Marko: Up to kindness.

(Ok that’s all for today! This is filled with marko just bc I love that boy! He’s full goblin and I just wanna hug him!)

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[i-heart-slashers]

Michael, walking into his house: Hello, people who do not live here. Marko: Hey. Dwayne: Hi. David: Hello. Paul: Hey! Michael: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only! Y/N, pouting: We were out of Doritos.

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[lazywerebat]

Marko: I thought you two were a couple??

David: What? No! How could you even think that?

Marko, to everyone in the cave: raise your hand if you thought David and Michael were a couple

Everyone: raises their hand

David: Mikey, why are YOU raising your hand?!?!?!

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[mickkmaiden333]

Round 2 of Lost Boys incorrect quotes

David, talking about Star: Looking left cause you don’t treat me right

Marko, joining in: Looking right because you left

Y/N: Looking up cause you let me down

Paul: Looking down cause you fucked up

Dwayne: What’s wrong with you guys?

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David: Good Evening

Marko: Good Evening

Y/N: Good Evening

Paul: You all sound like Dracula, try spicing it up a little bit

Dwayne: EVENING MOTHERFUCKERS!

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David: Wake me up….

Marko: Before you go go!

Y/N: When September ends.

Paul: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-

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Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on a motorcycle.

David: Shit.

Marko, confused: Wait, three?

Cop: Yes?

Y/N: OH FUCK PAUL FELL OFF!

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Paul: Change is inedible.

Dwayne: Don’t you mean inevitable?

Paul, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

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Dwayne: Paul was banned from the buffet on the boardwalk, so we had to go out of town to get some.

Paul: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.

Dwayne: Paul, you ate a chair!

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Y/N: David, my old arch enemy.

Star: …. I thought I was your arch enemy?

Y/N: I have a life outside of you, Star.

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Micheal, struggling to keep up in their 1 inch heel boots: yeah, I-I don’t really think heeled boots are for me

Star, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in silver 6 inch heels: WEAK

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Micheal: Am I in trouble?

Sam: Take a guess.

Micheal: No?

Sam: Take another guess.

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Sam: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Edgar: Certainly, I’m as sure as I am honest!

Allan: In that case, we’re definitely lost.

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Lucy: Is something burning?

Max: Just my love for you.

Lucy: Max, the toaster is on fire

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[january-cinders]

Paul: Dwayne and I are having a baby.

Laddie: that's gre-!

Paul: *slamming adoption papers on the table* it's you, sign here.

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[thelostboys11]

The Lost Boys Incorrect Quotes pt.2

Marko, about Y/n: Can I tell them they look nice? Paul: Sure. Marko: Can I tell them I respect them? Paul: Maybe, if they ask. Marko: Should I show them an oil painting I made of us surrounded by our three cats and four dogs? Paul: … Paul: I’d save that for later.

Dwayne: Hey, what have you two been doing? Marko: we were helping David with their wedding vows and we were kicked out of their house for making it inappropriate. Paul: How is “Nice ass, Y/n” inappropriate?

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Dwayne: Are you ready to commit? Y/n: Like, a crime or a relationship?

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Paul: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl. Y/n: Okay. Paul: And make out during the scary parts. Y/n: Th- Y/n: The scary parts? Y/n: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl?

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Y/n: Well, remember when Marko made a romantic dinner for me? David: Y/n, he microwaved you a pizza.

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Y/n: Hey, babe, remember how I had to go to the pharmacy to pick up my ADHD meds? David: Yes? Y/n: Well, it turns out they're all out for the next five days. David: Fuck. Y/n: It's gonna be a fun week! David: I'm going to Michael's house. Y/n: Nuh-uh. Through sickness and health, motherfucker.

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Y/n: You have to apologize to them Paul. David: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

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David: So you like cats? Y/n: Yeah. David: *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

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Y/n: I have feelings for you. David: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?

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Dwayne: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night? Y/n: It was autocorrect. Dwayne: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."? Y/n: Yes.

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[crustyraccoon]

Paul and Marko definitely watch horror movies then recreate the scenes and kills to see if there realistic.

Some of there favorites being trapping people in the cave and recreating saw

doing the dramatic villain reveal like in Scream 1

Playing with peoples minds to make them see ghost and stuff

or just plain out making fun of other monster movies that don’t include vampires.

Dwayne had to ban them from trying out the “hey Paul” scene in American Psycho cause Marko and Paul made one too many comments about hitting Paul with an axe. And Dwayne and David didn’t know how he’d fare after an axe to the head

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[skxllz]

marko: snickering. hey, mike, I think you might wanna’ change. david wouldn't approve of that outfit.

michael: sighs, knowing where this is about to go.

y/n: stalks towards marko like a serial killer in protective sister mode. bitch he DOESN'T NEED DAVID'S PERMISSION TO LOOK HOT-

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[beoneofus]

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[ria-coolgirl]

Me chilling with the lost boys in the cave

Me:A lot of people really like you guys!

David:people like us?

Me:yeah

Dwayne:that’s pretty cool

Paul:pretty cool? That’s awesome 🤩

Marko:yeah it is! Thanks 😊

Me:And they also want to have sex with you guys

Them:oh…Ohhh 😳

Paul:How many people?

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[luv4fandoms]

Paul: Y/N! The normies just challenged us to a water balloon fight!

Y/N: Oh it's on!

Y/N:...Now, we just have to wait for the water to boil.

Marko, tearing up: I love you so much Amore.

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[the-lost-boys-wife]

INCORRECT THE LOST BOYS! QUOTES

(Heyy so this is my first official post! I was just messing around during school and went on incorrect quotes and found them too funny not to share, I hope y’all enjoy🥰)

Y/N : Dwayne is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Marko: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he’s doubled over in pain, kiss him-

Paul: Tackle him!

David: Dump him.

Michael : Kick him in the shin!

Dwayne : No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!

Y/N : David kissed me!

Marko: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

Y/N : It was unbelievable!

Marko: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

Dwayne : Okay, we wanna hear everything. Marko, get the wine and unplug the phone. Y/N , does this end well or do we need tissues?

Y/N : Oh, it ended very well.

Marko: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!

Dwayne : Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?

Y/N : Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.

Dwayne : Ohh... So, okay, was he holding you? Or was his hands on your back?

Y/N : First he started out on my waist and then he slid his hands up and then they were in my hair.

Marko and Dwayne : Ohhh.

*meanwhile*

David eating pizza in the cave: And, uh, and then I kissed them.

Michael : Tongue?

David: Yeah.

Paul stoned out of his mind: Cool.

Paul : Dearly Beloved, we are here today to remember Marko, taken from us in the prime of life; when he was crushed by a runaway semi, driven by the Incredible Hulk.

Marko: Aww, you knew my favorite cause of death

David: I'm gonna nickname my child "Lil Bitch".

Paul: I see you're passing on your name.

Dwayne and the rest of the boys: 🫢…

David: I’d advise you start running boy-

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[i-heart-slashers]

Marko: *Gently taps table* Paul: *Taps back* Dwayne: What are they doing? Y/N: Morse code. Marko: *Aggressively taps table* Paul: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

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[lazywerebat]

Paul: *sobs all of a sudden*

Marko: Dude what happened?

Paul: *points to M/N who's ordering food*

Marko: Did something happen between you two?

Paul: *shakes his head*

Paul: *whispering* He's so pretty

Marko: What?

Paul: He's. So. Damn. Pretty.

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[anna1306]

The Lost Boys Incorrect Quotes

Part 3 c:

Part 2 here

David: Have you noticed that Marko has been acting peculiar?

Dwayne: Yes, from the first day I met him.

Paul: I have no secrets from you. My whole life is an open book.

Marko: Your whole life is an open zipper.

Michael: Alright, alright, David! I'll turn. You win. You always win, but you don't play fair!

David: That's why I always win.

Paul: Art things come easier to me. I've always had a great appreciation for the arts and artists.

Marko: And carpenters and mechanics and delivery boys.

Michael: I am very patient. I once waited two whole weeks for a sty to go away. Every night I'd close my eyes and I'd picture it getting smaller and smaller. And one morning I woke up and it was gone.

Marko: *leaning on David's wheelchair with closed eyes, not moving*

Dwayne: Marko, you okay?

Marko: I'm fine. I'm just trying to make Michael go away.

Marko: Dwayne, why are you in such a bad mood?

Dwayne: Forgive me, Marko, but I haven't had sex in 15 years, and it's starting to get on my nerves.

Paul: I treat my body like a temple.

David: Yeah, open to everyone, day or night.

Marko: Great news, I just got a date!

Dwayne, David and Paul, who just had an argument: *leaving the cave, screaming at each other*

Marko: Well, excuse me for trying to have a life!

Laddie: After I drink milk, I go right to sleep.

Paul: I can think of something else after which I go right to sleep. Huh, David?

David: During.

Dwayne: You bought chocolate cheesecake?

Marko: Just for an emergency.

David: What kind of emergency, nuclear war?

Marko: Depression.

Michael: You know, in the south, we mature faster. I think it's the heat.

David: I think it's the gin.

Michael: *leaves David's nest*

Dwayne: I thought he belonged to the other one.

David: Well, I'm sure Star won't mind one bit.

Dwayne: He's a man. It's not like sharing a beer.

Marko: You just don't understand!

Dwayne: Oh please! What I forgot, you'll never know!

David: Look, you didn't ask for my opinion, but I'm old, so I'm giving it anyway.

Michael: My father was good. He has truly been a father to everybody in our town!

Marko to Dwayne: Now I know why Max likes his mother. She must have been a very forgiving woman.

Marko: As long as you're out there, why don't you clean the bikes?

Tipsy Paul: Alright!

Dwayne: Yesterday you said you were gonna clean the bikes.

Marko: I said I'd get it done and it's getting done, lighten up.

In a country bar

David: Do you know where we can sit here?

Paul: How would I know? I'm here for the first time!

Random passerby, slapping his ass: Howdy Paul!

Talking about meeting the guys for the first time

Dwayne: At that moment I was convinced I'd made a bad first impression. But then I met Marko, and I realized I could have shown up naked, playing ukulele and still got turned.

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