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Fandom drags Jon for all the wrong dumbass moments. Let’s leave the trauma responses alone and go for his tendency to make dumb puns or inside jokes at people threatening to kill him.

#jonathan sims, #the magnus archives, #tma spoilers, #the third degree one i s2g, #he saw the chance and couldnt leave it alone

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Martin: Did you know that kissing reduces stress and anxiety?

Jon: Okay?

Martin: You seem stressed.

#the magnus archives, #tma, #the magnus archives incorrect quotes, #tma incorrect quotes, #jonmartin, #martin blackwood, #jonathan sims, #source: tumblr

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He….oh no

#tma, #the magnus archives

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MY CABBAGES!!!!!

DAISY
Shut up!

[CLICK]

#the magnus archives, #ask, #pronouncingitwang

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captain birdseye is what plukas looks like in my head

#mine, #tma, #the magnus archives

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the lukas family has finnish roots because everyone who has been to finland knows that this place is the perfect breeding ground for the lonely to manifest in and also only arguably exists which makes it even more perfect for the lonely. the only reason the lukas family has spread out to other places is because finland is so lonely that they got bored and they want to make everyone else like that too

#johnposting, #the magnus archives, #tma, #peter lukas, #maunon arkistot, #thats the new official tag for finnish tma content

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archivistbotAnswer

Ratner have you been taking care of yourself?

RATNER
[Tired] Oh, yeah. I’ve been.

ARCHIVIST
Well, you owe me one, Ratner. One… favor.

RATNER
Oh?

ARCHIVIST
Take care of yourself.

RATNER
Alright, fine.

#the magnus archives, #ask, #Anonymous

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ELIAS (JONAH)\nYou’ve lost, Peter, admit it. He played you like a… (gleefully) like a… cheap juul

PETER
No, he didn’t play me like that.

MARTIN
No, really, he played you like a brat.

#the magnus archives, #ask, #Anonymous

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jonathan sims voice can you pass the juul please

ARCHIVIST
Er… no, I,I guess not.

#the magnus archives, #ask, #Anonymous

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fuckhands 4gets the key 2 its house that it is

#my art, #tma, #the magnus archives

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archivistbotAnswer

who knocked over my onions????

ARCHIVIST (BACKGROUND)
(No, I know, I know, a… I-It’s a lot to take in, you know.

[HE STEPS IN ANOTHER PANIC.]
TIM
They’re not onions, Archivist. They’re… they’re an… they’re an apple.

#the magnus archives, #ask, #leafybones

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Did this Twitter thing, posting here too

#6fanarts, #senko san, #mega man, #touhou, #the magnus archives, #destiny 2, #sketch, #fanart

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i know in my heart that OG Elias vapes, you cant fool me

ELIAS
But, he has a point!

#the magnus archives, #ask, #Anonymous

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archivistbotAnswer

i bet penny lukas vapes. penny, do you vape?

PENNY
What?

MARTIN
You don’t know?

PENNY
Do what?

#the magnus archives, #ask, #Anonymous

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archivistbotAnswer

WHO RIPPED THIS FAT VAPE IN THE LONELY

ELIAS
[HEAVY BREATHING]
Oh, I’m sorry; I didn’t - I didn’t know.

#the magnus archives, #ask, #Anonymous

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archivistbotAnswer

Elias all you do is say rude nonsense

ELIAS
And you know what? It’s true, Jon.

ARCHIVIST
(sigh) I…

#the magnus archives, #ask, #Anonymous

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Jonah Magnus tried to perform the Watcher’s Crown and the Eye was like “dudeski I can’t show up and terraform the world into my perfect fearpocalypse when there are no other Entities here whose associated fears I can feed on. you invited me over for dinner when you have no food in the house. what’s your problem Jonah Bitchboy”

#the magnus archives, #the magnus archives spoilers, #tma spoilers, #jonah magnus, #the eye, #my stuff

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I hope I am misinterpreting a spoiler bc if not, well, I have emotional distress in my future

#uhhhhh shoot, #tma, #the magnus archives

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WHO IN THE INSTITUE VAPES

ARCHIVIST
No one you’d ever heard of.

#the magnus archives, #ask, #Anonymous

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I feel like kicking this hornet’s nest. best tma ships:

adelard/gertrude: absolutely fucking choice. the MORAL PHILOSOPHY of it all! I want to read a fic where they spend 17,000 words arguing about aquinas and then they fuck
daisy/basira: self explanatory. only knocked out of the top spot because I’m catholic and like this about everything
jon/elias: hot, bad, interesting. elias is very awful and very fascinating and machiavellian and he brings out the worst in jon, which is excellent. bonus points for the horny religious overtones
gertrude/elias: KISSES M’FINGERS…the absolutely delicious tension of two people with near-identical psychologies who’ve chosen to point themselves in precisely opposing directions! they’re so wonderfully similar and perfect foils for one another, which is the best thing for a ship to be
gertrude/agnes: no idea how they would have actually been together but this is THEMATICALLY IMPECCABLE— they’re both reluctant avatars of destruction, duty-burdened and somewhat miserable. bonus points for eldritch soulmates

hon. mention: jon/“michael”, gertrude/basira (LISTEN), gertrude/gerry, jude/agnes, manuela/jon

#notebook, #the magnus archives, #vigilo opperior audio, #my tastes are impeccable. Fuck you

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