#the man owns a banjo I have to affectionately bully him

[mishy-mashy]

I got a BNHA fic about the OC who worked in a coffee shop and joined the Resistance, but there are three other BNHA fics right now

This one also takes place during the Resistance, but joining Kudo's cause was not exactly willingly

Featuring:

Bruce concussing the new recruit prospect upon first meeting

"You're - annoying!"

WHACK!!!

Kudo is no better with his knife

His hand was pushed back by a small knife nailing his hand to the wall, flung too fast to be humanly possible.

"GAH!!!"

"Your bedside manners are appalling," Bruce snarked, getting up from his chair.

"Shut up."

Bruce's Christmas gift is knowing the recruit is barely an adult

".. It's too sweet."

"Yeah, but you're a kid. You should be drinking sugary sodas and getting in trouble at school."

"How old do you think I am?"

"I was a university student, and you're younger than me," Bruce shot back without heat. "Not even 21, by my guess."

"I'm 19. I was studying to be an optician until Japan went to shit."

"Oh my god you're a fetus."

Bruce now bullies him even more (affectionate)

"Ah, Ray-kun- or would you prefer Ray-chan? Ray-tan?"

"I will shank you."

"With what? A plastic knife from a Playdoh set?"

Feeling like the only person here who's trying to take things seriously

"We're taking him with us."

Ray squinted at Leader. Then at the skinny white-haired man they just found inside the vault. Then at Leader again. Then at the tall, skinny shadow of a man.

"... Why?" he finally croaked. "He's our enemy."

"Overruled."

"Wha- Leader!!"

Bruce put a hand on his shoulder from behind him. "Give it up, Ray-kun."

"Bruce-"

"Leader's got a crush," he said blandly, recognizing the signs immediately and already folding. "Let the man have his summer romance. We literally cannot change his mind right now."

"A summer ro- LEADER!!!!"

Having his Meta Ability be a pain even after death (thanks AFO)

"Third-senpai," En began, "if you passed on One For All to whoever owned that Quirk, and they were here right now, I'd punch them."

"Choke 'em out," Banjo confirmed.

"Cry," Shinomori decided.

"Castrate them," Nana muttered stormily, a glare on her face to match.

A big pain.

"... Hey, Leader."

"What is it, Third."

"Am I going crazy or do the High-Ends have Ray-kun's eyes?"

Second took one look at the haunting eyes that ran up the back of one High-End and summarily went, "Shit."

Shinomori screamed.

"Uh-oh."

Banjo laughed. "Well, it was nice knowing you guys!"

En started crying.

#bruce was chasing him down because the others couldnt catch him #and he managed to get the jump on him and knocked him out #but he concussed him as a result #which was also an accident #whoops #they didnt know who he was or his affiliation and saw that as a threat #like the other bnha oc fic- not written out properly. this is like a general patch job because this is just making my notes #readable like a story than a wad of notes #the fics dont overlap with each other #like the other resistance fic this OC uses a codename #he was recruited for his Meta Ability and AFO took it at his death #its a search-type quirk so the vestiges couldnt hide from him #AFO then duplicated the quirk and had it instilled in any Nomus that could handle the processing needed for it #not offensive at all but its a scary good tracker; ESPECIALLY considering he's first-generation #which is exactly why he blinked and found himself recruited in the Resistance #and why he blinked and found himself in AFO's vestige world #bruce #kudo #yoichi shigaraki #one for all users #ofa #afo #all for one #fic #concept #fanfiction #oc #spoilers #bnha #boku no hero academia (tag limit)

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#sam & max #sam and max #freelance husbands #yet again another niche situation that probably only I find funny #I promise I’m not bullying Sam I just like the idea of him being a semi-country cry baby #being a semi-country crybaby myself #it’s very therapeutic #the man owns a banjo I have to affectionately bully him #I was gonna use the chris Norman song ‘no one can ever hold you like I do’ #but dolly hits harder #also drawing overly cutesy max is very funny to me