sirius: there’s something wrong with my eyes

marlene: you need to go and see poppy then

sirius: nope, i’m not going

regulus: what’s wrong with them then??

sirius: when i close my eyes...i can’t see anything

regulus: fuck sake you’re an actual idiot

marlene: what the fuck siri, that happens to all of us it’s called blinking

regulus: hey marls, you wanna come surfing with me??

marlene: i can’t surf though

regulus: i’ll teach you, plus you can swim so you’ll be fine

marlene: i’m worried about falling off

regulus: marls i just told you, your only gonna fall into the water and you can swim

marlene: oh yeah...oops

regulus: i’m not giving you the slytherin password

sirius: but reggggg, i wanna prank snape

regulus: nope

sirius: fine be a twat then

regulus: i’d exchange it for a bottle of firewhiskey though

sirius: you’re underage

regulus: *glares at him*

sirius: fine

regulus: we have a deal

Andromeda: SIRIUS!!!

Sirius: ANDY!!!

Andromeda: OMGOMGOMGOMG SOOOOO

Sirius: SPILL ALL THE TEA YES

Narcissa: what the fuck

Bella: oh hush andy I have more important news

Sirius & Andromeda: FUCK OFF

Reggie sipping tea: Family gatherings am I right?-

peter: why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom, honestly i wish i had a bunk bed

all the marauders: ....

sirius: i’m gonna tell him

james: dont u dare

remus: has anyone ever told you they love u?

sirius: do parents count?

remus: yes

sirius: then no

[sirius alone with baby harry]

lily: where is everybody?!

sirius: remus is at home depressed, a couple of death eaters attacked james so he’s in the hospital and u were out

lily: and YOU WERE IN CHARGE!?!

sirius: WHYS FHAT TBE ONLY THING UR WORRIED ABOUT

friendly reminder remus lupin is almost two meters tall and he is afraid of heights

lavender brown got more hate for having a crush on a fellow housemate than severus bullied neville until the poor boy made him his boggart

sirius: *growling*

snape: *terrified* GET UR FUCKING DOG BITCH

remus: it don’t bite

snape: YES IT DO

james: i’m not going to pick up ur broken pieces sirius.

also james: [picking up the broken pieces]

me: :(

*ben barnes talking on instagram live about being the fancast of sirius black*

me: :)))

In the hospital wing

Mcgonagall:Potter and Black did what

Mandam Pomfrey :Well,I told them they weren’t allowed to see Mr.Lupin because he is still recovering from last night,and that the only way they could stay if they were injured

Mcgonagall:And?

Madam Pomfrey :So they punched each other in the face and told me they were injured

Mcgonagall:Oh my Merlin

Sirius and James laughing from their beds

Baby Harry:fuck !

Lily:*gasp* Boys who taught him that !?

James: I didn’t do it !

Sirius: Well it wasn’t me !

Peter: I didn’t teach him that !

Everybody:looks at Remus

Remus : Oh yeah? Blame it on the fucking werewolf,it’s always the fuck- oh

Christmas at hogwarts at some point in time:

Sirius: would you just hurry up and open it!

James: sorry sorry...

*frantic paper tearing*

James: Noooooo *excited gasps*

Peter: whatttt show us!

James holding up his tshirt: it says bros before does :)

Remus: *face palms*

I feel like the marauders definitely tried to hint at their animagi as much as possible through puns...

Random gryffindor girl: do you want to come to Hogsmeade with me this weekend?

James: sorry, I’m going stag

Sirius: *spreads rumour that he’s a cat person*

Random student: hey I heard you loved cats, me too

Sirius: nah I’m more of a dog person really

Peter: *being extremely loud on purpose*

Professor: Mr. Pettigrew will you please shut up!

Peter: sorry, I’ll be quiet as a mouse

Remus: *skips meals so his stomach rumbles*

Student: why is your stomach so loud?!

Remus: sorry I’m just hungry like the wolf

my intense obsession with dead poets society and the marauders era has made me come to the conclusion that i like friend groups of gay dumbasses (except dps has a token straight but we're okay with it)

*2am in the boys dorm*

james: alright guys seriously we have exams tomorrow it’s time to go to bed

sirius: DONT USE YOUR MOTHER HEN VOICE ON ME

james: AJSMSKMXKWXR

remus: how did you even make that noise out loud

Sirius: If you’re just an option when they’re bored, might as well entertain them :D

“You’re the sun, you’ve never seen the night but you hear it sung from the morning birds. Well I’m not the moon, I’m not even a star.”

In the context of a Marauders poly fic where the reader is feeling like they aren’t good enough for the boys who click together so perfectly.

James is the sun, Remus the moon and Sirius the stars.