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padsmoonyprongs · 17 minutes ago
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sirius: there’s something wrong with my eyes
marlene: you need to go and see poppy then
sirius: nope, i’m not going
regulus: what’s wrong with them then??
sirius: when i close my eyes...i can’t see anything
regulus: fuck sake you’re an actual idiot
marlene: what the fuck siri, that happens to all of us it’s called blinking
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padsmoonyprongs · 22 minutes ago
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regulus: hey marls, you wanna come surfing with me??
marlene: i can’t surf though
regulus: i’ll teach you, plus you can swim so you’ll be fine
marlene: i’m worried about falling off
regulus: marls i just told you, your only gonna fall into the water and you can swim
marlene: oh yeah...oops
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padsmoonyprongs · 24 minutes ago
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regulus: i’m not giving you the slytherin password
sirius: but reggggg, i wanna prank snape
regulus: nope
sirius: fine be a twat then
regulus: i’d exchange it for a bottle of firewhiskey though
sirius: you’re underage
regulus: *glares at him*
sirius: fine
regulus: we have a deal
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moredramaticthansirius · an hour ago
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Andromeda: SIRIUS!!!
Sirius: ANDY!!!
Andromeda: OMGOMGOMGOMG SOOOOO
Sirius: SPILL ALL THE TEA YES
Narcissa: what the fuck
Bella: oh hush andy I have more important news
Sirius & Andromeda: FUCK OFF
Reggie sipping tea: Family gatherings am I right?-
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whimsicalsirius · an hour ago
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peter: why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom, honestly i wish i had a bunk bed
all the marauders: ....
sirius: i’m gonna tell him
james: dont u dare
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whimsicalsirius · an hour ago
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remus: has anyone ever told you they love u?
sirius: do parents count?
remus: yes
sirius: then no
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whimsicalsirius · an hour ago
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[sirius alone with baby harry]
lily: where is everybody?!
sirius: remus is at home depressed, a couple of death eaters attacked james so he’s in the hospital and u were out
lily: and YOU WERE IN CHARGE!?!
sirius: WHYS FHAT TBE ONLY THING UR WORRIED ABOUT
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margraveth · an hour ago
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lavender brown got more hate for having a crush on a fellow housemate than severus bullied neville until the poor boy made him his boggart
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whimsicalsirius · an hour ago
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sirius: *growling*
snape: *terrified* GET UR FUCKING DOG BITCH
remus: it don’t bite
snape: YES IT DO
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whimsicalsirius · an hour ago
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james: i’m not going to pick up ur broken pieces sirius.
also james: [picking up the broken pieces]
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monbeauloup · an hour ago
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me: :(
*ben barnes talking on instagram live about being the fancast of sirius black*
me: :)))
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hogwartsbitch01 · 5 hours ago
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In the hospital wing
Mcgonagall:Potter and Black did what
Mandam Pomfrey :Well,I told them they weren’t allowed to see Mr.Lupin because he is still recovering from last night,and that the only way they could stay if they were injured
Mcgonagall:And?
Madam Pomfrey :So they punched each other in the face and told me they were injured
Mcgonagall:Oh my Merlin
Sirius and James laughing from their beds
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hogwartsbitch01 · 5 hours ago
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Baby Harry:fuck !
Lily:*gasp* Boys who taught him that !?
James: I didn’t do it !
Sirius: Well it wasn’t me !
Peter: I didn’t teach him that !
Everybody:looks at Remus
Remus : Oh yeah? Blame it on the fucking werewolf,it’s always the fuck- oh
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okayloki345 · 6 hours ago
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Christmas at hogwarts at some point in time:
Sirius: would you just hurry up and open it!
James: sorry sorry...
*frantic paper tearing*
James: Noooooo *excited gasps*
Peter: whatttt show us!
James holding up his tshirt: it says bros before does :)
Remus: *face palms*
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okayloki345 · 6 hours ago
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I feel like the marauders definitely tried to hint at their animagi as much as possible through puns...
Random gryffindor girl: do you want to come to Hogsmeade with me this weekend?
James: sorry, I’m going stag
Sirius: *spreads rumour that he’s a cat person*
Random student: hey I heard you loved cats, me too
Sirius: nah I’m more of a dog person really
Peter: *being extremely loud on purpose*
Professor: Mr. Pettigrew will you please shut up!
Peter: sorry, I’ll be quiet as a mouse
Remus: *skips meals so his stomach rumbles*
Student: why is your stomach so loud?!
Remus: sorry I’m just hungry like the wolf
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dandelionxgal · 6 hours ago
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my intense obsession with dead poets society and the marauders era has made me come to the conclusion that i like friend groups of gay dumbasses (except dps has a token straight but we're okay with it)
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remus-moonyylupin · 6 hours ago
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*2am in the boys dorm*
james: alright guys seriously we have exams tomorrow it’s time to go to bed
sirius: DONT USE YOUR MOTHER HEN VOICE ON ME
james: AJSMSKMXKWXR
remus: how did you even make that noise out loud
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360iris · 6 hours ago
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“You’re the sun, you’ve never seen the night but you hear it sung from the morning birds. Well I’m not the moon, I’m not even a star.”
In the context of a Marauders poly fic where the reader is feeling like they aren’t good enough for the boys who click together so perfectly.
James is the sun, Remus the moon and Sirius the stars.
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